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1168: Poop-in

Adam Curry & John C. Dvorak

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August 29th, 2019
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Executive Producers: Sjoerd Brasser, Tim Dale, Clay Alchemist, Sir Ichabod of the Bike Path Gorble

Associate Executive Producers: Gene Morphus, Anonymous, Robert Brousseau, Anonymous

Cover Art by Darren O'Neill

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  • 0:02
    Adam curry this is no agenda in the
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    morning everybody
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    I'm Adam curry and from northern Silicon
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    Valley where we're getting ready but not
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    for sealed indictments hurricane durian
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    or helicopters on Mars we're getting
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    ready for Greta mania I'm Josie Devore a
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    professional man I just that was so
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    slick greta mania Microsoft morning
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    screw Greta what happened oh man it was
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    a big Windows Update and I always get up
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    at 5:30 on show days and I did it last
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    night yeah you were some more tonight
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    usually I just like if there's gonna be
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    an update you know 5:30 a.m. is okay if
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    it takes 30 minutes 45 minutes and have
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    to reboot everything just to make sure
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    it all works and then it reset drivers
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    it turned my screen to dark mode I've no
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    idea why yeah drivers were set to the
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    wrong bitrate
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    just look I don't know why did that yeah
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    I had that thing turned me into dark
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    mode one side of the blue on him update
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    I can't figure out why yeah but I never
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    had a bunch of drivers reset maybe
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    because you have all kinds of weird
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    drivers that why would any of them yeah
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    I shouldn't it just leave it the way it
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    is maybe the updated a driver that's
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    possible you see them Windows 10 updates
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    shouldn't be updating drivers randomly
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    well who the hell knows that's the one
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    thing I did appreciate about the
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    Macintosh
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    if it was broken it was just broken for
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    a long time
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    there's no no quick little fix on
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    Tuesday just busted you know I just
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    these things anyway we're on the air
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    everywhere
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    yes greta mania she made it didn't she
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    oh man I was stunned and then she
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    she came I guess she came out the other
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    end okay now she's stuck over here and
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    it's gonna be Greta mania you watch
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    gonna be like the Beatles is she gonna
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    do a ticker-tape parade through New York
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    she might I do have an NBC a soon Berg
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    report if you want to play that a
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    teenage climate activists whose passion
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    for the planet has attracted global
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    attention arrived in New York City today
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    the young environmentalist chose to
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    travel on a zero emissions yacht and she
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    invited fans to share the journey here's
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    Kelly Kobe a tonight climate activists
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    Bredesen Burke is back on dry land after
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    15 days at sea the 16-year old Swedish
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    student who started a global youth
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    movement when she went on strike from
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    school last year that sailed from
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    England
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    August 14th for New York and the United
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    Nations climate conference taking a boat
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    she said because flying is terrible for
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    the planet so I think this will be fun
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    sharing her maiden voyage with her two
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    million social media followers tweeting
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    it's like camping on a roller coaster
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    and on day eight you really lose sense
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    of time but one day stood out highway
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    that bad weather making them just one
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    day late two weeks to stare at the ocean
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    and think about the planet kelly
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    cobiella NBC News yeah yeah well I hand
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    it to her I'm impressed that's that was
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    no no small feat for a child I probably
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    would have turned it down myself
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    yes that's okay guys unless you're a
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    sailor and you really like you want to
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    give it a shot on something really in a
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    very high-end boat but now one of those
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    guys now this is a whole United Nations
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    deal and of course they're flying the
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    crew back she getting bad that's still
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    unclear she got a single hand the boat
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    back it's gonna do we mean the flying
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    the crew both gonna do I don't know
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    maybe we get to keep her that would be
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    nice so you know that here on the no
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    agenda show were not big fans of abusing
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    children for climate for green New Deal
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    climate
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    hysteria but she seemed to be into it so
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    okay let's find that Canadia has a
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    Canada has a new campaign where they're
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    really abusing kids and this is the
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    eighteen to eight campaign have you
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    heard of this yeah well the eighteen to
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    eight ten to eight yeah so they feel
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    that eighteen know the voting age in
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    Canada Naevia is eighteen and I want to
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    change it to eight yes they do and
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    here's why excuse me do you guys have a
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    moment to talk about climate change we
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    pulled kids across Canada and asked them
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    to rank election issues in order of
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    priority 74% ranked climate changes that
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    issue most important to them climate
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    scientists are now saying the only of
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    twelve years left asked if you want to
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    avoid catastrophic damage that's why
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    we're lobbying the federal government to
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    lower the voting age from eighteen to
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    eight
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    the future
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    [Music]
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    and if we were
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    [Music]
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    you're alive
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    I can't
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    these kids are not here let the kids
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    vote let kids vote the last voice at the
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    end was mr. Miyagi
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    they even got him in he's a hundred
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    years old now from Karate Kid yeah the
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    kids again terrorizing kids there's also
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    any of the kids were seeing it that was
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    pretty good
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    yeah that is actually a good one was
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    [Music]
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    thats your chance
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    twelve years left we're all gonna die
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    but it's okay because this what happened
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    less frequently in our future this is
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    going to go away it's going to become
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    less of an issue you know why that's why
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    well no no no it's the children will no
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    longer be making children we have to
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    reduce said so herself on her live
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    Instagram I think about the kind of
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    family that I want a plan and I've
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    already known my entire life that one
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    day I'd love to adopt children but even
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    now you know when you put climate change
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    on top of that I know that I want to you
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    know perhaps have one less child and I
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    thought I would maybe have it if I can
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    even have a child biologically I don't
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    know right and and you know I think
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    having a mixed family is part of my
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    personal
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    planning but it's really hard and I
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    don't think sometimes that older
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    generations really understand how much
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    we're taking this into account who
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    didn't want to account that they don't
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    want to have children's less children's
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    and the way she says it she says I don't
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    think down to older generations know how
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    much they walk did she say it's part of
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    my personal so she says she once have a
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    mixed family with one less than she
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    would have planned as part of her
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    planning but it's really hard and I
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    don't think sometimes that older
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    generations really understand how much
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    we're taking this into account oh no we
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    do you're terrorizing the younger
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    generation night we're very cognizant of
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    what's going on thank you very much a
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    gist we know what's happening just prick
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    what's happening what what we don't talk
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    about is that Michael Mann the premier
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    climate scientist who first handed the
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    hockey stick graph to Al Gore lost James
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    Hansen who handed the hockey stick no is
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    it not was Michael Mann okay and he just
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    lost the court battle has to pay court K
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    court costs and lawyer costs because he
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    refused to produce the underlying data
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    in court
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    of his assertions oh he's got nothing
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    well he refused to show it why if it's
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    so powerful yeah so he just made it up
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    yeah well it was the actual oh this will
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    be good this will be swept under the rug
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    well there's a bunch of reports about
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    this now this was the hockey stick trend
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    that was featured in the third IPCC
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    assessment report that came out in 2001
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    that is what Al Gore used and what was
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    the oh yeah so the court and British
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    Columbia dismissed his lawsuit because
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    he was suing you know for slander or
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    whatever because many dr. ball I think
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    said is bullshit you don't have it's not
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    true and they dismissed the lawsuit with
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    prejudice which I think me in this case
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    means it was so stupid you brought this
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    to the court and it's the are to
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    regression analysis which underlies his
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    graph he refused to produce the
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    documents was ordered to produce them by
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    the court given a deadline refused to
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    produce them the court dismissed the
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    case now will you hear that anywhere on
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    mainstream media probably not not with
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    Greta mania a good old Greta luckily
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    though luckily though we do what you
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    brought the analysis of this Amazon
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    lungs of the world to the previous show
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    which now you were saying knew I saw
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    Newsweek time um the New York Times they
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    didn't did they do any kind of story on
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    this this hoax that I didn't see it that
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    the Amazon is the lives of the world's
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    well that world NatGeo had a nice little
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    ditty on on the Amazon and you know the
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    funny thing is Pamela Anderson used to
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    be the lungs of the world
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    one single tree can produce enough
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    oxygen to support two people and the
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    Amazon rainforest is ten times the size
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    of Texas producing 20 times more oxygen
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    than all the people on the surface of
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    the earth could consume but not one
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    breath of it leaves the Amazon there are
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    so many animals living in the Amazon
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    basin that the life their uses all that
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    oxygen for all these years I've been
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    thinking the rainforest is the lungs of
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    the planet now sure it makes a lot of
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    oxygen but it uses it all no that's
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    another interesting little factoid it
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    never really leaves the Amazon it's not
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    it's like and I don't I think I
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    mentioned this after the show and you
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    said you didn't say it on the show I
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    thought I did but I'll say it I'll say
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    it now which when I was a kid that's
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    what we were taught we were taught that
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    the Amazon is the you know get produces
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    all this oxygen and it's like very
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    crucial that it remain intact yes I
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    think I learned similar yeah this
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    reminds me of the International
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    Geophysical Year which I believe was
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    1957 and was recorded by Steely Dan then
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    before it before the International
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    geophysics year everybody would in the
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    schools would teach that it's just a
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    coincidence that if you look at a globe
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    that South America kind of fits into
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    Africa like out like a couple of jigsaw
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    puzzle keys oh yeah I always heard that
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    no no no you think that fits now no no
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    yeah then the International Geophysical
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    Year appeared and they determined big
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    that's when they discovered tectonic
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    plates and that realized that yes it was
  • 13:28
    once one giant landmass and then it
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    moved away very slowly but it did fit
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    which was the which was the first thing
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    you'd see when you looked at a globe
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    logically it looked like some it fits
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    and they're trying to deny that the
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    obvious 'ti of it why were they denying
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    it and when now it's it's
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    generally accepted as true baffling it
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    just became some sort of a standard you
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    know somebody I have no idea hmm
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    think they didn't want to believe it I
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    guess it was like now that can't
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    possibly be true because that means it
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    would be one giant landmass and we have
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    no evidence of such a thing well this is
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    such a convoluted topic that the
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    Democratic National Committee voted
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    against a presidential climate debate
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    amongst the candidates the delegates
  • 14:23
    voted two hundred and twenty-two to 137
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    against allowing candidates to
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    participate in the debate dedicated to
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    the topic after a heated floor fight
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    interrupted by protesters chanting we
  • 14:35
    can't wait and failure of leadership
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    which are not good chance by the way but
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    okay this was quite quite lame so they
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    decided no we're not gonna have a debate
  • 14:48
    just about climate change CNN
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    immediately turns around second hmm if
  • 14:53
    you're gonna address this which we have
  • 14:55
    addressed in the past this has been
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    going on for a while but what what would
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    be the debate they're all on the same
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    side well I completely agree with the
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    leadership actually that it's it would
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    be suicide for them to have a debate
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    because no one has answers it's all
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    conflicting you can you're right they're
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    all on the same side it would just come
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    down to how much money I don't know it
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    would be it would be hilarious to watch
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    and great for our show it would have
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    been fabulous so instead they someone
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    co-opted CNN and they announced an
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    unprecedented top primetime event
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    they're going to do seven hours of Town
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    Hall's back to back live from New York
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    on Wednesday taking audience questions
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    oh yeah so we start at 5:00 p.m. with
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    Julian Castro followed by Andrew yang at
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    5:40 Oh there's different interviewers
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    to hold on this is great
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    so wolf blitzer oh right
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    wait I should mention this because yeah
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    this is a little a dimension to what
  • 16:06
    you're doing here when this first began
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    which was before the first debate they
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    said anybody who takes part in something
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    like this will be kicked off the debate
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    stage period I don't know if you
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    remember that I do well these guys that
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    you're starting to mention already I
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    don't know maybe it's gonna be changed
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    if you keep reading names they're
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    already off because the Democratic Party
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    decided no we're gonna do one debate now
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    it's not gonna be twenty people and
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    they've already exercising numerous
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    people from the stage oh well so that
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    sounds like these guys are two of the
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    guys well we're only gonna have one to
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    ten and but this lineup is very
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    interesting again it starts at 5:00 p.m.
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    Eastern Time and it ends at year-round
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    midnight Eastern Time so if you were to
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    take this rundown and you flipped it to
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    the left you would have the people on
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    the Left start and the people on the
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    right end and of course the important
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    people in primetime will be right in the
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    middle so we start off with Castro
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    interviewed by Blitzer at 5:00 p.m. then
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    Andrew yang at 5:40 then Kamala Harris
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    at 6:20 p.m. interviewed by Erin Burnett
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    then we get Amy Klobuchar I can't
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    believe she's still around
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    she'll be at 7:00 of course vice former
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    vice president joe biden
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    will be interviewed by pooper at 8 p.m.
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    followed by bernie also by pooper at
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    8:40 p.m. then elizabeth warren
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    interviewed by chris cuomo
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    what a bum rap that is at 9:20 followed
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    by mayor pete at 10:00 p.m.
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    and Don Lemon will interview Beto
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    O'Rourke at 10:40 p.m. sayanora Beto and
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    Cory Booker at 11:20 p.m. he barely is
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    barely on the same day so it looks like
  • 18:05
    Joe and we this is gonna be five hours
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    or how many hours it is
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    seven seven hours and know of an hour
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    and of one Laur
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    one hour long interviews with the
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    various candidates about climate change
  • 18:18
    it looks like it's 40 minutes each time
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    well there be ads in there have you ad
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    free is it I think it will break for ads
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    it after each block I think I don't know
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    they have not mentioned this I'm not
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    looking at a at the spot card the rate
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    card um this is a disaster
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    and notice Tulsi is not on the list the
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    nor is Marianne Marianne Williamson yeah
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    both the probably more interesting than
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    all of them combined if you're making a
  • 18:53
    show it sure would be and if you want
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    some different noise definitely told
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    actually Tulsi and Marianne Williamson
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    Ruby - they get they get ratings these
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    other people nobody wants to listen to
  • 19:05
    any of them no you're right blather on
  • 19:09
    any burn you'll probably get some
  • 19:10
    numbers but who else is gonna get
  • 19:13
    numbers this is like a ratings nightmare
  • 19:16
    I can't believe we got to look at the
  • 19:17
    overnights on that when this happens
  • 19:18
    because it's gonna be it's a joke yeah I
  • 19:21
    mean who wants to watch anything for
  • 19:23
    seven hours on a Wednesday isn't there
  • 19:27
    any is or something on Wednesdays
  • 19:29
    Tuesday it's gotta be something up
  • 19:32
    there's a bunch of like FBI and I think
  • 19:34
    somebody's up these might be on
  • 19:35
    Wednesday SEAL team I know is but
  • 19:41
    there's really actually not a lot of
  • 19:42
    good programming on Wednesday so buddy
  • 19:44
    but but still well you know last night I
  • 19:47
    was surfing around and it's like boom
  • 19:50
    the new Beverly Hills 90210 they brought
  • 19:54
    it back so I likes clickety click I'm
  • 19:55
    like yeah let's watch this within 7
  • 19:58
    seconds the keeper goes I can't watch
  • 20:01
    this go bad ok I'll just turn it off
  • 20:07
    speaking of television the Video Music
  • 20:11
    Awards I don't know if you had a chance
  • 20:13
    to see them once again MTV rolling out
  • 20:15
    the Illuminati fest that it usually is
  • 20:18
    and the alumnus in fact you one of the
  • 20:25
    first VJs and very popular in the in
  • 20:29
    your era yes and no so you were invited
  • 20:31
    to do it like a retrospective no there
  • 20:34
    was this little thing where I quit and
  • 20:37
    took mtv.com with me that they still
  • 20:40
    kind of hate me no but but they don't
  • 20:43
    just hate me in 1989 I was asked what it
  • 20:50
    was demanded of me that I gave Michael
  • 20:52
    Jackson the video Vanguard
  • 20:56
    Music Award which was an award the music
  • 20:59
    video would which had which had not
  • 21:00
    existed prior to that and it was a real
  • 21:04
    hassle because had to be done LA and
  • 21:06
    there's a whole bunch of and I really
  • 21:07
    didn't want to go but I had some
  • 21:09
    personal stuff and anyway they they
  • 21:11
    worked it out and so I go there and it's
  • 21:13
    a famous video of me with Tom Freston
  • 21:15
    and Michael Jackson standing on an Apple
  • 21:18
    crate so he's the guy 6 was 6 feet tall
  • 21:20
    he was half a foot taller than me but it
  • 21:26
    very specifically the award was from
  • 21:29
    then on always to be named the Michael
  • 21:31
    Jackson video Vanguard Award and began
  • 21:35
    probably because of the movie the
  • 21:37
    documentary they decided to just drop
  • 21:40
    that they would not say it it was not in
  • 21:43
    any announcement it was not an in any of
  • 21:46
    the voiceovers it was only the video and
  • 21:48
    it went - what's her name Missy Missy
  • 21:56
    Elliott and who deserved it but she look
  • 22:01
    she was nice she actually said you know
  • 22:03
    I want to thank Michael Jackson but it
  • 22:06
    was so lame of MTV I mean that was a
  • 22:08
    deal then and it was part of an actual
  • 22:11
    contract that it be named after him
  • 22:14
    because they wanted him to perform on
  • 22:15
    the awards that year so they broke their
  • 22:18
    contract down kid I don't but anyone
  • 22:19
    cares
  • 22:21
    um so that was severely disappointing
  • 22:24
    but man this the stage was in triangles
  • 22:28
    there was all oh yeah I was everywhere
  • 22:31
    and then they brought out the high
  • 22:32
    priests of the Illuminati John Travolta
  • 22:36
    and Queen Latifah's Raisa no both at
  • 22:39
    least kind of gay and in the Hollywood
  • 22:44
    weirdness though I just oh there they
  • 22:47
    are there the high priests come on in
  • 22:49
    and then they showed a Doritos
  • 22:50
    commercial where they didn't show the
  • 22:52
    actual chip which is not that commercial
  • 22:55
    yeah the commercial it's all about the
  • 22:56
    triangle and they flashed the all-seeing
  • 22:59
    eye I'm sure it's funny but but the
  • 23:02
    thing that really got me is in one
  • 23:04
    commercial block I saw an ad for the
  • 23:07
    clear blue pregnancy test followed by
  • 23:12
    teen moms - you can't make it any
  • 23:16
    crazier have you ever seen teen moms no
  • 23:21
    it's the saddest show you've ever seen
  • 23:24
    and then the and and that comes right
  • 23:28
    after a pregnancy test
  • 23:29
    Edie this they're going crazy over there
  • 23:36
    well everything was sponsored oh here's
  • 23:42
    the Jonas Brothers with their Toyota ad
  • 23:44
    it's you could see the meeting yeah what
  • 23:47
    can we do man we could Jonas Brothers
  • 23:48
    there we can get him do some photo for
  • 23:50
    the brand let me think
  • 23:51
    I know ultimate road trip playlist from
  • 23:55
    the Jonas Brothers great idea I'll run
  • 23:58
    it by management infantile gnarly it's
  • 24:04
    what it is sometimes why don't we break
  • 24:09
    sit we had a little bit of action fine
  • 24:15
    well let's catch people up yes I think
  • 24:19
    maybe this one clip will catch people up
  • 24:20
    which is that the Queen has agreed what
  • 24:24
    happened was Boris Johnson decided that
  • 24:26
    he went he wanted to do this is called
  • 24:28
    prorogue yes shut down what is the what
  • 24:32
    is the etymology of pro-roh
  • 24:34
    is the word rogue a part of that I don't
  • 24:37
    know Provo look it up if you can find
  • 24:40
    look up entomology at prorogue I think
  • 24:41
    it's uh just some old term that had
  • 24:44
    referred to a shutdown but the idea is
  • 24:48
    that we're coming up on heart on brexit
  • 24:54
    in october end of october so we're gonna
  • 24:57
    do is around September 15 shut down
  • 25:00
    Parliament and leave it shut down until
  • 25:04
    we just have a hard hard brush well two
  • 25:06
    weeks before two weeks before well yeah
  • 25:10
    actually the two weeks before should be
  • 25:12
    time enough but probably won't be two
  • 25:15
    weeks before be it just enough time to
  • 25:16
    extend it might well it's my debt none
  • 25:20
    yeah I have some thoughts but let's do
  • 25:21
    your stuff yeah we have some thoughts
  • 25:23
    well let's see if I got a Devon number
  • 25:25
    comes mostly from people moaning but
  • 25:27
    let's just the NBC and their brexit
  • 25:30
    reports tonight the UK may be on the
  • 25:32
    brink of a constitutional crisis the
  • 25:34
    Queen has approved Prime Minister Boris
  • 25:36
    Johnson's plan to suspend Parliament
  • 25:39
    from early September to mid-october the
  • 25:41
    surprise move blasted by opposition
  • 25:43
    lawmakers one calling it a coup they now
  • 25:46
    have less time to debate Johnson's plan
  • 25:48
    for a brexit divorce from the European
  • 25:50
    Union by the October 31st deadline so
  • 25:53
    there were some fake news that kind of
  • 25:55
    went along with this as your people were
  • 25:57
    immediately saying oh this is a hijack
  • 26:00
    and this is not uncle Scoob
  • 26:03
    hashtag coup Boris Johnson's coup but
  • 26:07
    it's not uncommon for in fact it's quite
  • 26:11
    normal for Parliament to shut down just
  • 26:13
    before the Queen's Speech which is kind
  • 26:15
    of the State of the Union only it was
  • 26:17
    and by the way prorogue means basically
  • 26:21
    prolong I looked it up that's the that's
  • 26:24
    the etymology of it and so it's longer
  • 26:28
    than it typically is and what you just
  • 26:33
    heard at the beginning of that report
  • 26:34
    that let me just play this beginning
  • 26:36
    here tonight the UK may be on the brink
  • 26:38
    of a constitutional crisis so about that
  • 26:41
    constitutional crisis here is a channel
  • 26:44
    for UK
  • 26:46
    the reporter standing of course on the
  • 26:49
    grassy knoll there in front of
  • 26:50
    Parliament listen what he says Rex the
  • 26:52
    crisis is that entering uncharted waters
  • 26:54
    even file flexible unwritten
  • 26:56
    Constitution it just took the Queen to
  • 26:59
    give her consent and it was done
  • 27:00
    Parliament will be paroled or suspended
  • 27:03
    flexible unwritten Constitution this is
  • 27:10
    not in their constitution they don't
  • 27:12
    have a constitution we've got a Magna
  • 27:13
    Carta so this is way back to this
  • 27:16
    constitutionality is bullcrap I think
  • 27:21
    that was put in that the phrase
  • 27:23
    constitutional crisis because of
  • 27:26
    something Americans can understand okay
  • 27:28
    and it's some Brits can understand too
  • 27:30
    because they think that Trump is trying
  • 27:32
    to take over the place yeah focus
  • 27:37
    blather bogus blather yes there you go
  • 27:40
    do you have analysis of this I have a
  • 27:43
    couple of guys on the street moaning and
  • 27:45
    groaning some what's that my famous
  • 27:47
    people and this is off this little
  • 27:49
    network his little online network called
  • 27:52
    Joe which is in the UK and it is seems
  • 27:56
    to be a pro EU mechanism of some sort
  • 28:03
    and this you know they every time they
  • 28:05
    have anything so much waving the hell
  • 28:07
    with the British flag we're waving the
  • 28:09
    EU flag but let's listen to this one
  • 28:11
    this is a guy who's a who's a baron a
  • 28:15
    parent Adonis
  • 28:17
    used to be a member of parliament wait a
  • 28:19
    minute that sounds like a no agenda
  • 28:20
    Baron name he's there with his pal he's
  • 28:27
    no Adonis I might add but he's there
  • 28:29
    with his pal in there bitching and
  • 28:30
    moaning to do to the man on the street
  • 28:32
    report on the network Joe and it breaks
  • 28:35
    it means no deal you know not enough
  • 28:38
    medical supplies to the country
  • 28:39
    shortages of food people not being as
  • 28:41
    getting an out of the country then it
  • 28:43
    definitely needs to be either an
  • 28:44
    election or a friend of that it's a huge
  • 28:47
    pity this has happened because nobody
  • 28:49
    wants to queen dragged into politics she
  • 28:51
    has to follow the advice of the
  • 28:52
    government but to be pierogi in polymer
  • 28:54
    which prevents Parliament for meeting at
  • 28:56
    all for five weeks during a national
  • 28:58
    crisis is quite a
  • 28:59
    acceptable Hilary and I have been in
  • 29:01
    Parliament a long time we've been
  • 29:02
    ministers no way with the governments of
  • 29:05
    which we were a party of thought of
  • 29:06
    offering advice like this to the Queen
  • 29:07
    and it's keep creating a deep
  • 29:09
    constitutional crisis which i think is
  • 29:12
    only good to be resolved by Boris
  • 29:14
    Johnson backing down and allowing more
  • 29:16
    time for our Parliament to debate these
  • 29:17
    crucial matters the referendum campaign
  • 29:19
    much was made of taking back control do
  • 29:21
    you think many people realize that meant
  • 29:22
    taking back control for the executive or
  • 29:25
    no one thought that because remember all
  • 29:26
    the people were in favor of brexit now
  • 29:27
    told us there'll be a deal you know
  • 29:29
    indeed remember Faraj said that Norway
  • 29:31
    was a great place to be well Norway is a
  • 29:33
    much more elaborate deal than even the
  • 29:35
    one that resume negotiated this is
  • 29:38
    Norway nonsense yeah everyone's scared
  • 29:45
    to death and that's why they're
  • 29:47
    promoting the second referendum of
  • 29:48
    course I mean they're gonna keep doing
  • 29:49
    that now this other guy is actually more
  • 29:51
    interesting and this is the clip Paul
  • 29:53
    Masson this guy was a BBC economics
  • 29:57
    correspondent this shows you the kind of
  • 29:59
    nature of the BBC being a stooge for the
  • 30:03
    EU and the guy heads up something called
  • 30:05
    Europe now or something like that some
  • 30:07
    organization which is promoting you know
  • 30:10
    Europe taking over the world
  • 30:12
    aka Germany and he's comes on and he's
  • 30:16
    worse than this other guy he's a and
  • 30:18
    again he's an ex BBC correspondent he
  • 30:22
    was an economics the he could the
  • 30:24
    economics guy and he just goes he just
  • 30:27
    goes off think his lack of a popular
  • 30:29
    mandate makes the decision to Prague
  • 30:31
    even more suspect it's not even suspect
  • 30:33
    it's so clearly programmed as soon as
  • 30:36
    the MP said we're going to unite to stop
  • 30:38
    you he's pulling the plug on part of him
  • 30:39
    it's it's a plan whose plan is it it's
  • 30:42
    the plan of the elite it's the plan of
  • 30:44
    the billionaires behind Trump the dark
  • 30:46
    money behind Nigel Faraj it's a plan
  • 30:48
    it's being executed and you know I know
  • 30:50
    make people just don't would rather be
  • 30:52
    doing something else so what I yeah it's
  • 30:55
    still somewhere in my head but it's at
  • 30:57
    times like this that your democracy can
  • 30:59
    be stolen from under your nose
  • 31:01
    Trump waded in today what's your
  • 31:03
    response to him saying that Jeremy Trump
  • 31:04
    is my response fuck Trump
  • 31:07
    for Trump full stop exclamation mark and
  • 31:09
    align the guy doesn't understand
  • 31:11
    democracy you know what what right is
  • 31:14
    heated to dictate the outcome of a
  • 31:16
    British political crisis but of course
  • 31:18
    that's what it is but the whole design
  • 31:20
    this is for me by the way this is no
  • 31:22
    longer about brexit with or without rex
  • 31:25
    it leave all remain the issue is are we
  • 31:27
    going to become a colony of trumps
  • 31:29
    America and lose our democracy yeah
  • 31:37
    since he was mentioned in the clip
  • 31:39
    I have Nigel Farage who of course is
  • 31:42
    part of these billionaires and the money
  • 31:44
    billionaires behind him black money well
  • 31:47
    he says something very different
  • 31:50
    well here's the big dilemma you know how
  • 31:52
    do we leave the European Union on the
  • 31:53
    31st of October do we leave with a clean
  • 31:56
    break back set or do we leave with the
  • 31:59
    withdrawal agreement that mrs. may put
  • 32:02
    to Parliament three times and the three
  • 32:04
    times rejected and here's my concern
  • 32:06
    much as I think Boris has brought great
  • 32:08
    optimism and energy that the job things
  • 32:11
    the president from who identified it
  • 32:14
    looks like he wants to go for an amended
  • 32:17
    form of that withdrawal agreement and
  • 32:20
    that would still leave us very tied to
  • 32:22
    he rules and would mean we could not do
  • 32:25
    a trade deal with the USA for several
  • 32:27
    years to come so I'm what I'm doing as
  • 32:29
    leader of the brexit party is putting as
  • 32:31
    much pressure as I can on Boris because
  • 32:33
    they come on we spent over three years
  • 32:35
    waiting to do this let's just get out
  • 32:38
    with a clean break brexit and get on
  • 32:40
    with our lives
  • 32:40
    I actually had two clips if you know my
  • 32:43
    I'll just play this about the same
  • 32:44
    length where he actually talks about the
  • 32:46
    billionaires before you play it the term
  • 32:54
    clean break brexit mm-hmm it's really a
  • 32:58
    good term instead of hard brexit clean
  • 33:02
    breath much regular me kind of read they
  • 33:06
    should change the nomenclature I think
  • 33:08
    clean break is very positive it sounds
  • 33:11
    very positive sounds good well that's
  • 33:13
    what you want in a relationship you know
  • 33:15
    we just we had a clean break yeah
  • 33:17
    what was the under hard break
  • 33:20
    difficult hard it's meant to sound
  • 33:23
    difficult I'm sure someone labored over
  • 33:26
    that term yes and they should change it
  • 33:28
    to clean break if they're brexit ears
  • 33:30
    let's talk about what'll happen after
  • 33:31
    the break
  • 33:32
    I spent 20 years working in financial
  • 33:34
    markets before getting involved in
  • 33:36
    politics and very often you get
  • 33:38
    short-term hysteria in markets and it's
  • 33:41
    always the old thing isn't it you know
  • 33:43
    sell the rumor by the fact and I think
  • 33:45
    frankly I think frankly once the UK is
  • 33:48
    less the European Union if you're in a
  • 33:50
    clean way
  • 33:50
    I think foreign direct investment will
  • 33:53
    flood into the United Kingdom because
  • 33:55
    we'll be free of Greece and Italy and
  • 33:59
    all these economies that are doing so
  • 34:01
    badly and the arguments against leaving
  • 34:03
    are those from the status quo those from
  • 34:06
    the big firms who were doing very well
  • 34:08
    thank you you know and life's always
  • 34:10
    like that you always get the bigger the
  • 34:12
    rich one no change actually the time has
  • 34:16
    come not just economically to change but
  • 34:18
    democratically why should my country be
  • 34:21
    run by unelected bureaucrats in Brussels
  • 34:24
    I want to be free okay he wants to be
  • 34:28
    free I want to be free I want to break
  • 34:31
    free yeah well I don't think it's gonna
  • 34:36
    happen by October 31st what do you it's
  • 34:39
    not gonna slice Tomatoes yeah it's not
  • 34:42
    gonna happen it's not gonna get and
  • 34:46
    they've put it off and put it off and
  • 34:48
    put it off and put it off I mean I'd
  • 34:50
    like to see that mr. about time we got
  • 34:52
    this off the table but they just don't
  • 34:55
    want to do it they afraid well you know
  • 34:58
    they're they're using the wrong
  • 34:59
    messaging and I think that if you really
  • 35:02
    don't want this to happen if you or
  • 35:04
    let's just say you don't want a clean
  • 35:06
    break or a No Deal brexit you know this
  • 35:11
    it was on PBS when I was actually was
  • 35:13
    written on PBS I wish I had to clip it
  • 35:15
    would have been funnier all across
  • 35:19
    Europe families and couples on vacation
  • 35:21
    are seamlessly crossing borders were
  • 35:23
    their beloved dog thanks to the European
  • 35:25
    Union pet Passport skiing now oh is the
  • 35:29
    No Deal brexit looms as a possibility
  • 35:32
    for Britain
  • 35:38
    that's right yeah your pooch if you want
  • 35:42
    to travel with your pooch when you come
  • 35:43
    back it'll have to go into six-month
  • 35:45
    quarantine I mean it's not really
  • 35:47
    what'll happen in reality but man what a
  • 35:49
    scary thing to use
  • 35:51
    they should be hyping that it's great
  • 35:54
    what the Britta didn't the British
  • 35:56
    always have restrictions on bringing
  • 35:58
    dogs into the country well if you recall
  • 36:02
    when we moved from New Jersey back to
  • 36:05
    Europe we wanted to move to the UK
  • 36:08
    directly but we couldn't because we had
  • 36:10
    six pets three dogs three cats thank you
  • 36:13
    very much and so we had to be stayin and
  • 36:16
    what do you hate dogs we had to stay in
  • 36:18
    an EU country for at least six months
  • 36:21
    which was great because in the
  • 36:23
    Netherlands you know it was no problem
  • 36:25
    and didn't you know we flew him over we
  • 36:28
    actually flew him over on a small plane
  • 36:30
    my buddies flew us over and the next day
  • 36:35
    Defra I think they're called were there
  • 36:37
    was six cages here we're here to take
  • 36:39
    your animals away because you didn't
  • 36:40
    declare them I said would they've been
  • 36:42
    in a European country for it yeah no no
  • 36:44
    you have to they have to be chipped I
  • 36:46
    said but they are chipped well you have
  • 36:47
    to have the paperwork and they they came
  • 36:51
    back and they were ready to put these
  • 36:52
    animals in the cages and I had had
  • 36:54
    called actually was a doctor in Belgium
  • 36:57
    and I told him falsified that shit and
  • 37:00
    send it over by fax right away and he
  • 37:03
    did thank goodness and so they were able
  • 37:06
    to stay with them because they all had
  • 37:08
    the chip but the passport scheme will
  • 37:12
    fall apart just like the regular
  • 37:13
    passport scheme I guess I don't know
  • 37:15
    we'll never see it cuz it's not gonna
  • 37:16
    happen I don't see this happening for
  • 37:21
    some reason I it just doesn't feel like
  • 37:24
    it will ever take place well if it does
  • 37:27
    the mark is gonna collapse we all market
  • 37:31
    like the financial markets well I think
  • 37:33
    it's gonna be temporary but I think it's
  • 37:34
    gonna be like one of those flash crests
  • 37:36
    crashes yeah cuz people go nuts oh my
  • 37:39
    god did it actually happen what are we
  • 37:41
    gonna do I don't know I can't take a
  • 37:43
    chance get out of my stock so I'm gonna
  • 37:45
    I'm sure that all the scenario
  • 37:47
    have been baked in and they're ready to
  • 37:48
    pull triggers at any yeah no no not only
  • 37:51
    they are baked in because I think
  • 37:53
    everybody's get your attitude it's not
  • 37:55
    gonna happen it's not gonna happen I
  • 37:58
    gonna say it happening so or they gonna
  • 38:02
    have a redo which is my I'm still
  • 38:04
    sticking with the redo hmm and do
  • 38:07
    another election I mean that's what your
  • 38:08
    original thesis is yes yep do-over
  • 38:12
    well that's not the thesis that's the
  • 38:13
    European Way is a difference the EU ages
  • 38:17
    beat you down so there's a controversy
  • 38:22
    amongst Americans Americans and this
  • 38:26
    well then to some degree I think anyone
  • 38:29
    in another country can follow along with
  • 38:30
    the controversy and this is the Dave
  • 38:33
    Chappelle special on Netflix which has
  • 38:37
    just been a phenomenal spectacle to view
  • 38:42
    the feedback I mean I know you saw it
  • 38:45
    because you posted about it on on the
  • 38:47
    tweeters yeah and now Scott Adams I
  • 38:51
    think you in relation to that or maybe
  • 38:53
    you tagged him or something this was not
  • 38:55
    I disagree that if Scott Adams says one
  • 38:58
    out of three people have no sense of
  • 39:00
    humor while that's Beck might be true I
  • 39:03
    think that number is one out of four
  • 39:05
    well while that might be true this was a
  • 39:08
    dimensional problem and a big one I in
  • 39:11
    fact I viewed it in mixed dimension
  • 39:14
    company and it was very on it was that's
  • 39:18
    great you had that opportunity it was
  • 39:19
    very like I did too cuz I watched it
  • 39:22
    with with Jays fiancé Nick and he's a
  • 39:25
    molecular millennial did he like it he
  • 39:29
    loved it okay
  • 39:30
    yeah well you didn't have a good mix
  • 39:32
    then he's clearly not dimension B I
  • 39:34
    didn't say age difference as I said mix
  • 39:37
    dimensions and I think that's where the
  • 39:40
    difference is and I thought it was
  • 39:44
    fantastic
  • 39:46
    I laughed a quite a lot watching it it's
  • 39:51
    and I'm not gonna deconstruct a Dave
  • 39:53
    Chappelle but I do think there was a
  • 39:56
    moment that was just so beautiful in its
  • 39:59
    simplicity it was a great joke and he
  • 40:03
    set it up really well by completely
  • 40:05
    preparing you to such a degree that the
  • 40:08
    audience actually just shouted out their
  • 40:12
    bias well here I'll play this for you
  • 40:15
    this is the the impressions that I say I
  • 40:18
    feel kind of well he it kind of got the
  • 40:21
    whole ball rolling where people got mad
  • 40:23
    tonight I'm gonna do something that I'm
  • 40:25
    not particularly good at but that I like
  • 40:27
    to do do not even try some impressions
  • 40:30
    out
  • 40:33
    [Applause]
  • 40:38
    I only got two
  • 40:42
    I the first impressions kind of dumb but
  • 40:44
    I like it this this is my impression he
  • 40:46
    ready this is my impression of the
  • 40:49
    founding fathers of America when the
  • 40:53
    Constitution was being written you read
  • 40:56
    it
  • 40:56
    yeah it goes hurry up and finish that
  • 41:01
    Constitution nigger I'm trying to get
  • 41:02
    some sleep now
  • 41:06
    now that's brilliant to set people up
  • 41:09
    into a racist mindset you know I found
  • 41:12
    it to be extremely smart what he did
  • 41:14
    followed by this
  • 41:22
    the next one
  • 41:29
    the next one's a little harder I want to
  • 41:32
    see if you can guess who it is I'm doing
  • 41:34
    an impression of alright let me get into
  • 41:36
    character yeah guess who it is though
  • 41:38
    okay here goes hey sir if you do
  • 41:43
    anything wrong in your life and I find
  • 41:46
    out about it I'm gonna try to take
  • 41:48
    everything away from you and I don't
  • 41:49
    care what I find out it could be today
  • 41:51
    tomorrow 15-20 years from now if I find
  • 41:54
    out you're fucking finished who's that
  • 41:59
    that's you that's where the audience
  • 42:06
    sounds like to me
  • 42:11
    that's why I will be coming out doing
  • 42:13
    comedy old fandom y'all niggas is the
  • 42:15
    worst motherfuckers our identity
  • 42:21
    so it was so beautiful that and I
  • 42:24
    isolated that one little bit in the
  • 42:25
    middle where he says who do I sound like
  • 42:27
    and you can hear multiple people in the
  • 42:29
    audience know it's yeah there was a
  • 42:37
    number of people the audience is said
  • 42:38
    Trump but I think I think that trick by
  • 42:42
    setting you into a complete racial
  • 42:43
    mindset just thinking about oh my god
  • 42:45
    those guys were so racist and of course
  • 42:49
    you're thinking about Constitution
  • 42:50
    you're thinking about presidents that
  • 42:52
    he's put that into your mind and he may
  • 42:55
    I think he made people think that and it
  • 42:58
    worked and then he said no but that's
  • 43:00
    you and I think that really was a blow I
  • 43:04
    think that really hurt some people's
  • 43:07
    feelings it's possible and uh it was
  • 43:11
    definitely he too recently one of the
  • 43:13
    things about that particular but I've
  • 43:15
    watched a lot of Chappelle uh and his
  • 43:20
    comedies always been unstructured this
  • 43:22
    was an extremely structured act it had
  • 43:26
    the beginning of Midland and it had
  • 43:28
    callbacks right yeah yeah and it was
  • 43:33
    structured way more than anything I've
  • 43:35
    ever seen him do before which is one of
  • 43:37
    the reasons I kind of liked it and more
  • 43:40
    than usual I mean other people's oh my
  • 43:41
    gosh yeah they're gross yeah I mean a
  • 43:43
    lot of people grousing about it but I
  • 43:46
    don't know got me off-guard there were
  • 43:51
    two things that I think really that
  • 43:56
    here's what I heard from the mixed
  • 43:59
    dimension
  • 44:00
    he's transphobic everyone he's transfer
  • 44:04
    he's just and he did and I'm so proud of
  • 44:06
    this show how many years have we been
  • 44:09
    talking about what he calls the alphabet
  • 44:11
    people what we call LGBTQIA PPK and that
  • 44:17
    they don't get along that it's not a
  • 44:18
    community and so he took that basic
  • 44:21
    premise and he turned it into I thought
  • 44:23
    a very funny joke about driving and
  • 44:25
    everybody in that in the alphabet car
  • 44:28
    but you but the only thing not the only
  • 44:32
    thing I've heard
  • 44:33
    and read consistently is he's
  • 44:34
    transphobic either transphobic and
  • 44:39
    because he did he messed with everybody
  • 44:42
    including his own wife but also his own
  • 44:44
    celebrity and fame and his kids I think
  • 44:48
    that and you you posted a link to a
  • 44:50
    review where the the reviewer seems
  • 44:53
    somewhat ups and the reviews are just
  • 44:54
    you know crazy social justice warrior
  • 44:58
    stuff this particular reviewer was
  • 45:01
    rather obsessed with how much money he
  • 45:04
    has or how much money he made and and I
  • 45:07
    figured it out
  • 45:07
    it's because of his privilege but it
  • 45:12
    doesn't compute to say well the black
  • 45:13
    man has white privilege because that's
  • 45:16
    basically what he has and so that came
  • 45:19
    out in the washes he's rich he was
  • 45:24
    unbelievable
  • 45:25
    forage did you know there was twenty
  • 45:28
    minutes of bonus footage I actually we
  • 45:31
    killed it after that so I have to go
  • 45:33
    watch the bonus footage like in the next
  • 45:35
    day or two so the show there was 20
  • 45:37
    minutes of bonus footage which was an
  • 45:40
    easter egg he had to let it play all the
  • 45:43
    way out and then it wasn't it looked
  • 45:45
    like it was ending if you looked on the
  • 45:49
    timeline but then it flipped to another
  • 45:51
    playlist item and that was this 20
  • 45:53
    minutes right after his the same
  • 45:56
    performance I think on Broadway and he
  • 45:59
    sat down he talked to people and he had
  • 46:03
    one story of how he was prepping for the
  • 46:07
    for the comedy for this particular show
  • 46:09
    and he was doing some smaller gigs and
  • 46:12
    in one like 200 seat I think in San
  • 46:14
    Francisco does one woman got really
  • 46:17
    angry and one of his jokes and then as
  • 46:19
    she's leaving says well I'm sorry I got
  • 46:21
    raped you know she was really really
  • 46:23
    upset and crying and it kind of you know
  • 46:26
    it really put the whole place in a
  • 46:27
    downer yes but the same show he said it
  • 46:30
    was interesting that there was a a trans
  • 46:33
    woman there and she was laughing and
  • 46:35
    laughing and he thought I mean I have
  • 46:37
    the clip of him saying it if you want to
  • 46:38
    hear maybe he'll explain it better
  • 46:40
    because there was something really
  • 46:41
    beautiful that came out of that which I
  • 46:44
    think he he would have been better to
  • 46:45
    put it in this
  • 46:46
    special the same show there's a trans
  • 46:50
    woman sitting in the audience this is
  • 46:52
    true story this is like a few weeks ago
  • 46:54
    I did six shows that weekend this trans
  • 46:57
    woman came to four of them calls herself
  • 47:00
    Daphne man this chick defens and they're
  • 47:03
    cracking the fuck up and everything I
  • 47:07
    said about everybody
  • 47:09
    it was amazing she was laughing and it
  • 47:10
    was fun to watch your ass do you tell
  • 47:13
    she was letting go with something that
  • 47:14
    was heavy and she throw her head back
  • 47:16
    and she smile with all the teeth she was
  • 47:18
    having a great time and the more fun she
  • 47:21
    had I felt bad because I knew I had some
  • 47:25
    trans jokes on Logan
  • 47:30
    and I thought to myself maybe I
  • 47:32
    shouldn't say these jokes cuz I'm like
  • 47:33
    fuck her evening up she's having so much
  • 47:36
    fun but then I thought to myself if I
  • 47:38
    can't say it in front of us should I say
  • 47:40
    this shit at all so I let her rip to my
  • 47:47
    surprise Daphne laughs harder the trans
  • 47:50
    jokes than anybody in the room in fact
  • 47:52
    everybody in the room would look at her
  • 47:54
    to make sure was okay
  • 48:01
    so now I go out of the dressing room and
  • 48:04
    and like you can see like all the staff
  • 48:06
    is there like cleaning the club up to
  • 48:08
    the audience at dawn and sitting at the
  • 48:10
    bar by herself who's definitely and
  • 48:13
    she's like hey come join me for a drink
  • 48:17
    and I don't want to think that I'm
  • 48:18
    transphobic another I guess I could have
  • 48:21
    at least a drink and we get some tequila
  • 48:23
    I was sitting there and she was fucking
  • 48:26
    cool turns out the damn thing she wants
  • 48:28
    to be a comedian she's asked me for
  • 48:30
    advice and I told her advice to all this
  • 48:32
    shit and then she says to me she says
  • 48:34
    boy you sure do get a bad rep for your
  • 48:36
    trans jokes I said definitely thank you
  • 48:39
    but you don't have to say that I hope I
  • 48:41
    didn't offend you she goes nah oh no no
  • 48:44
    no she said in fact I read about you in
  • 48:46
    the New York Times I said you did she
  • 48:50
    said yeah she said I thought it was
  • 48:51
    interesting that they blamed you for our
  • 48:53
    Kelly they said you normalize them for
  • 48:56
    telling jokes about her I know yeah yeah
  • 48:57
    they said that she goes I wonder why
  • 48:59
    they never said that she normalized
  • 49:01
    transgenders by telling jokes about us
  • 49:07
    and I've never thought about that it's
  • 49:10
    never occurred to me and we started
  • 49:12
    making out
  • 49:17
    and and that was I thought that was
  • 49:19
    really a beautiful thing and I bet it
  • 49:22
    happened just like that but it's not I
  • 49:24
    don't see trans people up in arms
  • 49:26
    yelling I see people who had you just
  • 49:29
    can't find any other group that that
  • 49:31
    they can call victims then trans yeah
  • 49:36
    this is the classic identity politics
  • 49:41
    right which I explained in an essay that
  • 49:42
    was sent around a lot of people like
  • 49:44
    that that was good was a very good essay
  • 49:48
    you want to summarize or just saying hey
  • 49:51
    people go read it well it's no it's
  • 49:53
    actually really something you need to
  • 49:55
    read because it stems from the thought
  • 49:57
    that you've changed the kind of a
  • 50:00
    Marxist concept of oppressed and
  • 50:03
    oppressor into various little groups
  • 50:07
    where you always have a someone's being
  • 50:09
    oppressed as someone's the oppressor
  • 50:11
    where it where it boils down to the the
  • 50:14
    white male cisgendered white male is the
  • 50:17
    maximum oppressor he's oppressing
  • 50:19
    everybody and he must be you know dealt
  • 50:23
    with somehow by I don't know how you do
  • 50:25
    anything about it but it's just very
  • 50:26
    interesting okay yeah well start there
  • 50:31
    he's horrible white males so yeah and I
  • 50:36
    have to go watch that end the bonus was
  • 50:38
    with some good stuff in there some good
  • 50:40
    stuff yeah anyway back to this thing you
  • 50:44
    were talking about which is that you had
  • 50:45
    a dual audience who was in the audience
  • 50:47
    that you were watching it with you
  • 50:48
    watched it with with one of the kids
  • 50:51
    mother-in-law yeah it's called the
  • 50:53
    stepdaughter
  • 50:55
    stepdaughter yeah yeah she didn't find
  • 50:58
    it funny how is how old is she 22 so
  • 51:04
    she's a younger she's cutting in between
  • 51:06
    or she's a young she's a younger
  • 51:08
    millennial millennial yeah and 20 just
  • 51:12
    fine any humor in it uh no I don't think
  • 51:16
    she thought it was very funny and and
  • 51:17
    she said you know he's he comes across
  • 51:20
    as very transphobic and yeah we didn't
  • 51:22
    really have any conversation about it
  • 51:23
    but yeah I was laughing and you know I
  • 51:27
    didn't see any laughter and I felt
  • 51:29
    you know it's like wow wow what is that
  • 51:32
    and she has humor she's not a humorless
  • 51:35
    person I just what what is what has
  • 51:37
    happened and she hates black men no I
  • 51:41
    think also no exposure too by the way
  • 51:43
    the debt joke due which I just said
  • 51:45
    takes the transgender complaining to
  • 51:49
    another level yeah it's just trying to
  • 51:52
    let that one go sorry you weren't gonna
  • 51:54
    get away with it well the you know but I
  • 51:56
    think that she may not have had any
  • 52:00
    exposure to this type of urban ish humor
  • 52:05
    not even urban just just blatant
  • 52:08
    in-your-face comedy which let's be
  • 52:11
    honest has kind of been impossible for
  • 52:13
    comics to do for the past what five
  • 52:15
    years at least not a ten well there you
  • 52:18
    go there so it's it's a complete
  • 52:21
    different differently formed funny bone
  • 52:25
    and if you go and look into that guy who
  • 52:29
    wrote that article and patch who hated
  • 52:32
    the the act yeah he does describe his
  • 52:37
    favorite comic which is a guy from
  • 52:39
    Saturday Night Live who does extremely
  • 52:40
    weird dry comedy see the shapes comedy
  • 52:43
    interestingly I watched a little bit of
  • 52:47
    that and I didn't find it that funny I
  • 52:50
    didn't find it funny at all there was
  • 52:51
    nothing so that's the dimensionality
  • 52:53
    wide wide did he find that super funny
  • 52:57
    and why did we just non-threatening
  • 53:00
    humor for starters hmm so that may have
  • 53:04
    something to do with it
  • 53:06
    it's very strange that dimensionally I
  • 53:10
    you should find out whether your
  • 53:11
    stepdaughter likes that guy oh good idea
  • 53:17
    that's a good idea
  • 53:19
    because it's interesting to understand
  • 53:21
    the word at least deconstruct and try
  • 53:24
    and see what the things are you know
  • 53:27
    it's uh but I guess it right if it boils
  • 53:31
    right down to it if dave chappelle were
  • 53:34
    white this show would not be on Netflix
  • 53:36
    ever in a million years I think that's
  • 53:40
    the bottom line so it comes down to
  • 53:42
    something
  • 53:42
    that's who I am that's why he gets on
  • 53:46
    the stage is because he's member of an
  • 53:50
    oppressed group you see yeah as you said
  • 53:53
    you see I know I was using that on
  • 53:56
    purpose
  • 53:56
    I would think I've seen other acts that
  • 54:00
    are pretty pretty pretty boy pretty out
  • 54:03
    there on Netflix okay well anyway I find
  • 54:10
    it's interesting little that's a second
  • 54:12
    is a new segment of the show
  • 54:13
    entertainment reviewing yes
  • 54:15
    enter interdimensional so instead of
  • 54:18
    intersectionality we need
  • 54:20
    interdimensional 'ti we we demand more
  • 54:23
    interdimensional 'ti in our country was
  • 54:29
    definitely educational what the Dave
  • 54:34
    Chappelle special was educational no it
  • 54:36
    wasn't I think so hmm I didn't clip it
  • 54:40
    but I was watching succession on HBO is
  • 54:46
    that HTML yet you know the show
  • 54:47
    succession is that the one with
  • 54:50
    what's-his-name it's kind of like a
  • 54:53
    Murdoch family and in the figure the one
  • 54:58
    where the president got killed in a no
  • 55:01
    no no no no this is no this is a very
  • 55:04
    very good series I like it a lot this is
  • 55:06
    the second season and it's it's a family
  • 55:09
    it's it's modeled after the Murdock's
  • 55:12
    and the what was the family that used to
  • 55:14
    own the the New York Times Seoul's
  • 55:17
    burgers yes yes and you know they're
  • 55:20
    it's it's really deep it anyway in that
  • 55:23
    show I heard the phrase pump the brakes
  • 55:26
    and I was blood and that was Sunday
  • 55:28
    right after you said it on the show like
  • 55:30
    holy crap pump the brakes there it is
  • 55:34
    first sighting in the wild well you may
  • 55:36
    have just missed it before well if
  • 55:39
    that's a lot of these things I happen to
  • 55:41
    me and maybe it happens to everybody but
  • 55:43
    we bring out of a phrase that we find
  • 55:46
    offensive and then you said well I never
  • 55:48
    heard that before when in fact you've
  • 55:49
    heard it over and over again you just
  • 55:51
    haven't noticed it
  • 55:52
    well that's possible and this of course
  • 55:54
    is what the No Agenda show does to a lot
  • 55:56
    of people is like all of a sudden is
  • 55:58
    like having a ten speed bike you see all
  • 56:00
    those bikes driving around oh yeah never
  • 56:02
    notice
  • 56:04
    never notice before yeah you don't yeah
  • 56:07
    or bill you start looking for Priuses I
  • 56:12
    used to have a gamer used to play with
  • 56:14
    my daughter said I would make a guess on
  • 56:16
    how many Priuses from going from the
  • 56:18
    house to a store just about a mile maybe
  • 56:22
    how many Priuses we'd see on the way I
  • 56:26
    think I remember you talking about this
  • 56:27
    on the show well a speaking of things
  • 56:35
    you notice when you're looking for him
  • 56:37
    the unhoused in Austin Texas have
  • 56:40
    increased their visibility dramatically
  • 56:42
    since the city ordinance changed this is
  • 56:46
    big it has been about six weeks and of
  • 56:49
    course we remember our mayor Adler who
  • 56:51
    said that Wow what are you worried about
  • 56:53
    we'll take a look in six weeks and
  • 56:55
    before the six weeks were up they were
  • 56:57
    already talking about maybe changing
  • 56:59
    something today 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. but LGL
  • 57:03
    LBJ auditorium I think there's a huge
  • 57:07
    town hall the university is very pissed
  • 57:10
    off because they do not want camping on
  • 57:13
    the perimeter of the campus which is now
  • 57:16
    allowed and students are being harassed
  • 57:19
    who are coming on campus but we have a
  • 57:22
    lot of reports from Austin I only want
  • 57:24
    to share to our main drag in Austin is
  • 57:28
    Congress Avenue that it goes straight up
  • 57:31
    to the Capitol you see the Capitol right
  • 57:33
    there in front of you beautiful building
  • 57:35
    extra large sidewalks and as we've
  • 57:38
    discussed previously you're now allowed
  • 57:40
    to camp on the sidewalk one of my
  • 57:43
    favorite shops which we talked about on
  • 57:44
    the show before is royal blue grocer
  • 57:47
    it's the downtown grocery store they
  • 57:50
    overcharge on a lot of stuff because of
  • 57:52
    course you can just walk to it
  • 57:53
    particularly alcoholic beverages they're
  • 57:57
    pure ripoff but it's a it's a high-end
  • 58:00
    grocery store where you can get
  • 58:02
    prepackaged stuff and
  • 58:05
    no not really anything to cook but some
  • 58:08
    produce and just it's for rich people so
  • 58:13
    they are typically open until midnight
  • 58:17
    and they are now thinking of closing
  • 58:19
    down at 6:00 p.m.
  • 58:20
    with change comes issues we just we
  • 58:24
    consider ourselves a compact urban mark
  • 58:28
    we're a little different than a
  • 58:29
    convenience store we're also not a
  • 58:31
    full-size grocery store and we kind of
  • 58:33
    fit in the middle Craig Staley is all
  • 58:34
    too familiar with the issues of the
  • 58:36
    change in homelessness ordinances we're
  • 58:42
    talking about the challenges of
  • 58:44
    operating a business on Congress Avenue
  • 58:45
    with the changes to the ordinances we're
  • 58:47
    really feeling a big difference down
  • 58:50
    here we have a lot of sympathy for the
  • 58:52
    people that live out here and we take
  • 58:54
    care of a lot of them we feed them in
  • 58:55
    our stores they come in with money and
  • 58:56
    buy things from us thank you the changes
  • 59:01
    and the things that are happening down
  • 59:02
    here are having us consider closing at
  • 59:05
    6:00 p.m. every night so we don't have
  • 59:07
    to deal with what's going on in the
  • 59:08
    evenings because it gets pretty rough
  • 59:10
    down here we'll have folks just take
  • 59:12
    something from our store and argue with
  • 59:14
    us on the way out there I can I'll be
  • 59:15
    right here remember and that's a big
  • 59:17
    change wasn't always like that
  • 59:19
    and we have a pretty seasoned staff that
  • 59:21
    works the night shift here yeah there's
  • 59:22
    just a crew that works here at night but
  • 59:24
    when they're coming to us telling us I
  • 59:26
    no longer feel safe oh yeah definitely
  • 59:28
    that's the big cause of concern for us
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    so while they're staying open right now
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    till midnight
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    al unless something changes outside the
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    store they'll solve the issue
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    himself we've got a sooner than later so
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    there's crime there's fighting they're
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    stabbings amongst the homeless
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    themselves and I'm I know that you saw
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    the the tweet from Austin Skid Row the
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    at Austin Skid Row and they showed this
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    whole perimeter of tents that in
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    downtown Austin I just wanted to explain
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    what's going on there because if very
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    interesting this is right by the arch
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    that is the Austin Resource Center for
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    the homeless it is the only shelter that
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    we have at the moment in in Austin
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    downtown Austin and they have you know
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    your typical shelter facilities inside
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    and this is run by a non-profit and they
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    get lots of money and they have lots of
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    people who serve their clients but the
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    people on the outside are there for a
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    reason it's a small gesture to begin to
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    break down the walls keeping dozens of
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    homeless people from seeking services at
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    the Austin Resource Center for the
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    homeless with just the number of
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    individuals that we're seeing on the
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    outside and the folks who have been here
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    for a long periods of time
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    that we've got a situation that could
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    get a lot inside beds food laundry
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    showers case management and a cold place
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    to relax outside ever-growing chaos even
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    with mounting safety concerns about 80
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    percent of people living on the outside
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    of the building never go in and that's
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    not because we're capacity or turning
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    anybody away it's just a choice to not
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    come in great McCormack executive
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    director of front steps the nonprofit
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    that runs the arch says building a new
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    shelter in South Austin likely won't
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    make a dent here it's great I don't
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    think from my engagement of the
  • 1:01:44
    individuals outside McCormick says he
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    finds many people living outside the
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    arch have developed their own community
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    there and after years and the elements
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    they're more comfortable here they're
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    gonna go inside somewhere then we need
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    more shelter space they are not going to
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    go inside somewhere then we have to look
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    at other solutions Austin Mayor Steve
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    Adler proposed placing camping
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    restrictions on certain busy streets and
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    at specific locations the arch was one
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    of them
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    that's an unsafe place so it is
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    something that I think needs to be a
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    relatively high priority to the degree
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    that we don't let people sit and lie
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    near the arch but we haven't provided
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    homes or places for them to go then all
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    we're doing is moving people from one
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    place to another place in June City
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    Council asked the city manager to
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    consider at least 10 locations one in
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    each council district that would allow
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    camping what the manager came back and
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    said is let's focus on getting housing
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    all over the city rather than focusing
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    on on an open camping area so this is a
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    disaster people don't know they showed
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    the inside of the shelter and it looks
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    kind of like rule yes it looks like
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    submarine berths you know I wouldn't
  • 1:03:10
    want to be in there either it's
  • 1:03:12
    dangerous we all know that it's housing
  • 1:03:14
    shelters can be very dangerous
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    particularly for women but these people
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    really want to be on the street for a
  • 1:03:20
    number of reasons one is that's where
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    the drugs are you know and so they want
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    a camp or where the drugs are and where
  • 1:03:26
    they're and where they're allowed to and
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    it's I don't know what's gonna happen
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    today but it would be quite sad if they
  • 1:03:35
    just continue to roll on this well we
  • 1:03:38
    have to make it'll take years but they
  • 1:03:41
    haven't killed anything it'll take years
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    before they build something after
  • 1:03:45
    they've appropriated land etc Wow this
  • 1:03:51
    big football field where everyone's
  • 1:03:53
    allowed to go you can only imagine the
  • 1:03:56
    chaos that that will create yeah well I
  • 1:03:59
    mean I could say the same for San
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    Francisco I mean if or Los Angeles
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    that's what I've been saying and the
  • 1:04:06
    worst I guess it's getting even worse in
  • 1:04:08
    Los Angeles where the population of the
  • 1:04:09
    homeless has increased is such an
  • 1:04:11
    extreme ever since it became you know
  • 1:04:13
    the boos noted as a problem I think it's
  • 1:04:15
    up to almost 60,000 people I am actually
  • 1:04:17
    up my muscle play it there's a woman
  • 1:04:19
    bitching about the homeless living right
  • 1:04:20
    across the street from her and in a
  • 1:04:22
    pretty good neighborhood what am I
  • 1:04:24
    looking for here woman I have a huge
  • 1:04:30
    rats nest right across the street from
  • 1:04:33
    where I live where there's a home and
  • 1:04:34
    homeless encampment I can't shop
  • 1:04:36
    downtown I literally get sick I actually
  • 1:04:38
    have a cold right now because I was
  • 1:04:40
    across the street talking to a homeless
  • 1:04:42
    woman for about a half an hour
  • 1:04:43
    and I'm literally like I'm I feel ill
  • 1:04:45
    after just talking to her because I was
  • 1:04:48
    surrounded by trash and rats and fecal
  • 1:04:50
    matter and urine
  • 1:04:50
    wait a minute from where you live I
  • 1:04:53
    think that this misplaced compassion is
  • 1:04:59
    is the problem yeah I hate to say it but
  • 1:05:03
    you need to stigmatize homelessness
  • 1:05:06
    people need to feel like they have to
  • 1:05:09
    pull themselves up out of something and
  • 1:05:11
    if they have substance abuse issues
  • 1:05:13
    which i think is a massive factor the
  • 1:05:19
    doctor I talked to dr. drew says so so
  • 1:05:21
    why not but and he does have experience
  • 1:05:25
    with substance abuse we've got to do
  • 1:05:28
    something other than will do homeless
  • 1:05:31
    because now people who are who are
  • 1:05:34
    housed are running into trouble you want
  • 1:05:37
    to change something with your shed you
  • 1:05:39
    can go get 14 permits maybe now you want
  • 1:05:45
    to camp right right - unconscious go
  • 1:05:48
    ahead do whatever you want and poop on
  • 1:05:50
    the streets while you're at it we had
  • 1:05:52
    our first pooping video go viral from
  • 1:05:55
    Austin on the corner in fact they got a
  • 1:05:57
    note from Sir Mark Hall he's thinking
  • 1:05:59
    about yeah I'm telling you San Francisco
  • 1:06:02
    leads the way it's true you guys are
  • 1:06:08
    always on the leading tip of popular
  • 1:06:10
    culture yep sir Mark Hall said that he's
  • 1:06:13
    thinking of starting a non-profit he
  • 1:06:15
    wants to call it Austin poop action and
  • 1:06:18
    the first thing the nonprofit will do is
  • 1:06:21
    hold a public poop in at City Hall and I
  • 1:06:24
    am in unit poop now we're gonna get the
  • 1:06:27
    guy from build the dome to lead the
  • 1:06:29
    movement of course we'll have him poop
  • 1:06:30
    I'm not gonna poop I think it's this is
  • 1:06:35
    it's really really really sad but I have
  • 1:06:38
    hope for Austin because people are
  • 1:06:41
    really pushing back um particularly
  • 1:06:46
    downtown but it's everywhere John it's
  • 1:06:49
    pushing back so much on the west coast I
  • 1:06:53
    mean of course Austin did welcome the
  • 1:06:57
    with open our course like like idiots of
  • 1:07:00
    course we'd like idiots and so the
  • 1:07:02
    homeless deserve to go there because
  • 1:07:03
    they're gonna be welcomed with open arms
  • 1:07:05
    and that's not happening here
  • 1:07:07
    but at the same time they're not doing
  • 1:07:08
    anything about it besides still hiring
  • 1:07:11
    more people to clean up poop human poop
  • 1:07:14
    on the streets they got a team before
  • 1:07:16
    like 7:00
  • 1:07:17
    it's almost they got more than that now
  • 1:07:18
    mmm okay and Los Angeles apparently it's
  • 1:07:21
    worse because in that report but the
  • 1:07:24
    woman's bitching to Mona
  • 1:07:25
    turns out that this part of it excuse me
  • 1:07:28
    a bigger report work because the LA it's
  • 1:07:31
    got different climate than up here where
  • 1:07:33
    it's pretty moist so the poop stays in
  • 1:07:35
    its in a non friable its moldable but
  • 1:07:40
    not fried but the poop in in the LA
  • 1:07:43
    basin it's a hotter down there and the
  • 1:07:45
    poop will dry out and then powder and
  • 1:07:47
    turn into dust and then all the
  • 1:07:49
    pathogens and everything and you breathe
  • 1:07:52
    it and that's what this woman is sick
  • 1:07:53
    she says just from being around it
  • 1:07:55
    because there's poop everywhere in rats
  • 1:07:57
    is the other thing that's the problem
  • 1:07:58
    which is the rodent infestation which is
  • 1:08:01
    taking place in Los Angeles and I'm sure
  • 1:08:03
    it'll be a problem in because rodents
  • 1:08:05
    say you know as far as they're concerned
  • 1:08:06
    this is great this is NPR with poop talk
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    Jhansi Dvorak and Adam curry discuss
  • 1:08:14
    feces yeah yeah well everyone's got
  • 1:08:21
    problems
  • 1:08:22
    my Amsterdam is out of control they used
  • 1:08:25
    to have not with homelessness but with
  • 1:08:29
    tourists they used to have a Bureau of
  • 1:08:31
    tourism sure it has been major tourist
  • 1:08:36
    attractions do oh it has been renamed
  • 1:08:38
    Bureau of tourism management they are
  • 1:08:41
    turning people away their kind because
  • 1:08:45
    it is over full it's become some kind of
  • 1:08:49
    playground you know everything is shut
  • 1:08:51
    down throughout all of Europe really all
  • 1:08:54
    the fun is gone in Amsterdam which never
  • 1:08:56
    at legalized marijuana it's harder and
  • 1:08:59
    harder to buy it in the coffee shops
  • 1:09:02
    because once you die or you sell the
  • 1:09:04
    coffee shop it could never be a coffee
  • 1:09:06
    shop again so that's diminished the red
  • 1:09:08
    light this job is is the moniker for a
  • 1:09:11
    yes I'm sorry the red-light district has
  • 1:09:14
    been almost shuttered they have one
  • 1:09:18
    street left and now they want to even
  • 1:09:20
    close the curtains it was it was a fun
  • 1:09:22
    tourist attraction but yeah it was what
  • 1:09:25
    you get is tourists coming in drinking
  • 1:09:27
    too much eatin the brownies smoking the
  • 1:09:29
    weed puking and everyone's plant holders
  • 1:09:32
    peeing in mailboxes making a general
  • 1:09:36
    nuisance but we live therein in 2000 and
  • 1:09:40
    it was already a problem it is just out
  • 1:09:43
    of control so this stuff going on or
  • 1:09:47
    maybe I just have too many people maybe
  • 1:09:49
    a day o'seas on to something less people
  • 1:09:52
    maybe no tourism is out mass immigration
  • 1:09:56
    is in it's the way of the world
  • 1:09:58
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    also go to the chat room the troll room
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    that is and I think you do
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    exclamation mark in a social I think let
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    me see if it works
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    yes if you go into the chat room the
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    troll room and you do exclamation mark
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    in a social it'll give you an invite
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    link right there yeah how cool is that
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    it's very cool hopefully he's writes
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    I'll meet some people on na social from
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    the Grand Rapids area or local one I
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    have yet to make it to a meet-up well
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    make sure you get on the mailing list
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    yeah and and check out No Agenda meetups
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    calm yeah no Jenna meetups that comes a
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    good way to go John Fiedler comes in
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    next from Lake Park Washington $333 jcd
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    has note let's see here fiddler fiddler
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    here it is now this is a handwritten
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    note and it's quite long and it's
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    written in a handwriting that looks a
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    lot like Matt Groening he does put the
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    jingle requests at the beginning Obama a
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    team space force and pew pew so there
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    you have it okay I am happy to announce
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    that this donation will allow me to
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    finally join the illustrious roundtable
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    of knights and dames you might as well
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    see if he's on the list I don't know I
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    was first hit in the mouth on show 666
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    while spending two months in Turkey
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    aha you had been discussing Gulen and my
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    friend wanted to bring
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    more information to light I started
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    sharing asking questions and was
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    reportedly asked if I was CIA I knew
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    right away and found the podcast for me
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    what was the third gene we had Tim do
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    you America
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    pew-pew and what was the third one space
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    force space war Scott okay that which
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    was the second one in the list okay this
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    was a couple years before the coup and
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    the rest of the world started hearing
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    his name that's when I realized that
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    atom was from the future in 2015 when
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    the migrant caravan started marching
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    across Europe
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    I remember Adam stating that this would
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    be the end of the EU
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    once again future Adam was correct as we
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    continue to watch the EU slowly implode
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    well I often don't agree with many of
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    your positions I don't think people need
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    to say that because it's kind of I mean
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    I don't agree with my wife sometimes I
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    mean it's kind of do you know what it is
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    it's a kind of hedge virtue signal I'm
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    convinced it's to say I listen to those
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    guys of course I don't agree with
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    everything they say yeah you're right
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    this exact it's a fact that you don't
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    have to say another word that's exactly