February 3rd, 2019 • 2h 46m
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I hate Super Bowl analysis Adam
curry
this is no agenda morning
everybody
curry and from northern Silicon
Valley
where the birds are dropping
out of the
sky but not here I'm Chelsea
Devorah
[Music]
please don't tell me you're
gonna start
off with a hoax oh the dead
birds in my
hey we got now we got to play
it so I
can detox you hundreds of birds
have
fallen from the sky in The
Hague the
Netherlands during a 5g
experiment to
see how large the range was and
whether
the new wireless technology and
what the
fine outfit was broadcasting
this piece
that you thought wow this this
has got
to be true this sounds like a
real
mainstream outfit here to you
on the
podcast report would cause any
harm in
the local area news of the
adverse
effects suffered by these
starlings was
slow to break as initially I
think this
is the same report they had for
the
windmills I just added 5g you
know like
you know when I was over there
I visited
some of the major windmill
farms this
huge windows there's no dead
anything
around those things no you
think to be a
feather you think there's a
feather some
bird food now there were dead
birds in
the park in the in the Hague
but it
seems like there were some
poisoning of
the birds that's why they they
forbid
people from taking their dogs
in for a
while hey the way I looked at
it with it
at the beginning discussing dead
starlings I was all in need
more dead
starlings we got em up in
Washington
State
hey can you can you just
imagine if
maybe maybe maybe this 5g can
Electrify
and nuke the grackle problem we
have in
Austin now that would be a
benefit
birds there they are creepy
they have
their own Yelp page they do yes
does
anyone have do you have a
recording of
them cuz they make a funny sound
I can make one I'll make one as
we're
walking by on 2nd Street and
they're all
in the and the load that little
zoom go
that'll sound great instead
he'll pick
him up like a champ
now there's plenty of problems
with with
5g funny problems with 5g I
don't think
the birds got nuked by this
experiment
at all we had one of our
producers in is
in Canada and I guess was it
Canada now
I gotta think yeah yeah I think
he's on
Rogers and say he has one of
those
phones that says 5g yeah and
and so he
did a speed test
they speedtest.net I think in
in town
and it was like you know half a
megabit
per second went up to his home
an hour
outside of the city on 4G you
know 60
megabits per second and stuff
is not
quite so it's working faster on
4G of
course I mean the 5g stuff well
we'll
see it's nonsense there's no
way they're
gonna get fight with us there
Brian
about 5 megabits per second it
only
takes seconds to download a
movie well
hold on a second now this is
the wrong
eye I just got to say it since
you when
you bring this up my experience
throughout the internet and I
go a ways
back but also from the
providing access
either to client servers or
otherwise
and it's not of so much about
speed
that's the consumer myth that's
been
sold to you like oh it's 5g
it'll be
even faster it's about the
throughput
and I have seen throughout my
career
consistently for anything for
any though
of course I did big websites
for you
know for Reebok and Continental
Airlines
and Budweiser but even when we
were
doing pod show slash me vo slash
whatever the hell it became the
fatter
the pipe the more bandwidth not
speed
the more bandwidth the more
media is
consumed and it's an this is
something
in
important to understand with
this 5g
rollout so if you're selling if
it does
say you're selling ads and on
whatever
pipe you have it could be a
huge pipe
you make it bigger it is just
the law
it's the natural law of physics
you get more accesses and
therefore can
technically sell more ads it's
just a
fact
okay so that would be a main
reason for
these idiots to try and you
know push
this forward I agree with you I
don't
think it's all that great in
this health
concerns of course and you know
what
it's really coming down to now
is hey
everybody
don't use Huawei including
Germany as of
this week as the US has asked
German
providers to get rid of their
wild
Huawei equipment for 5g which
there is
some reluctance towards take
the gear
back exactly very expensive but
here's
the thing I don't think the
market
really believes that I'm
looking at the
alternatives
I guess Nokia would be that no
clear
error about Nokia Ericsson they
both
have their trials their stock
is dead in
the water it's not really moving
anywhere it's not like people
are going
home Huawei is out it's gonna
be these
guys I don't see it so I don't
know what
this noise is about
or what kind of guarantees
we're going
to get or if it even matters
well if it
even matters if the deal so
that somehow
the Chinese will be able to
shut down
yeah the Huawei routers with
all of that
stuff nice did you not learn in
podcasting school to hit your
mute
button when you saw but if
someone send
me one I'd use okay let's go
back to the
Huawei thing I'm the next phone
I'm
getting is a wall way well that
doesn't
sound like a very smart idea by
me have
you not seen Kingsman - i would
be
careful no nice phone I've
looked at and
they're pretty they got all
kinds of why
why when you you do a show with
me twice
a week why would you want any
kind of
smart anything in your hands
why do you
want a phone at all
well it's outside yourselves
gonna use
it oh just to look at it to see
how
pretty it is
or this you're getting it for
free maybe
that's what's going on I wish
well I wouldn't spit I took I
don't
spend a dime on any smart stuff
anymore
you know what you just make it
big see
now I walked past here we have
this did
I tell you this we have the
stupid nest
because the apartment has nests
and
you're not allowed to remove it
and all
this and so I've been looking
at gun
well I did the next best thing
essentially is I turned on my
piehole or
you know my monitoring and I
walked past
walked pass past the nest it
immediately
sent to pain to it's logging
server just
for me walking past it so
they're
building a profile of what I'm
doing in
my own home
that's disgusting blocks block
locked
it's getting pretty good around
here you
turn on the Roku you know if
you're the
Roku you have the your overview
screen
of your different services and
it has to
the right it'll show an ad of
you know
promote something to watch yeah
yeah
that's empty now with me I
successfully
made that box empty went away
when you
block this service yeah maybe
it's
getting the that information
from the
same service it's or the same
server
it's not even on kind of yeah
it's just
like how this guy's not here
whatever or
these that the problem is these
things
are not consolidated so the
Roku boxes
you're clicking on stuff knows
you're on
or doesn't know you're on but
it just
responds to your clicking on
just no
just picking up the remote the
rogue and
it knows you're on yep that
part knows
you're on but yeah so in other
words
these services aren't talking
to each
other in some some micro
services oh no
not yet say hey hey where's
where's my
ad it's supposed to be over
here and the
guy says she's not on what we
think he
is yeah oh no it's not doing
that no and
it's all just to Roku service
and the
Netflix is just talking to home
base all
the time even when it's not
when I'm not
using it so the app is not
selected Roku
is not is it's on but it's not
you know app is selected it's
not
streaming to my television and
Netflix
is just talking to home base to
me
several times an hour a
ridiculous waste
of bandwidth at these things
keep doing
this well and this is another
reason No
this is another reason why 5g
is the
Valhalla for the you know for
it for
Silicon Valley and all this
stuff that
is totally going to destroy our
lives
it's already kind of getting
there huh
yeah we should do a article
together on
the piehole okay w out on the
pie hole
building one but not perfect
yes a
concept just the idea the EBI
and
discuss and experience things
cuz nobody
thinks that when you turn on
the Roku
boxes you mean when you pick up
the
remote no one thinks about when
you just
walk through your house and the
nest
sees you walking that it's
report also
pulls in local weather you know
it's
doing all these different
things trying
to make decisions I don't know
if
they're cloud based decisions or
whatever I just want this thing
just to
stay at the temperature I said
it to and
not be changing all the time
Zephyr some things are
consistent and
always on time
okay so where do we when we do
this
article and then we're gonna
put it on
night minutes late by the way
we're
gonna put it on medium this hey
everybody we got a post on
medium maybe
HuffPo will accept our
submission st.
Louis post-dispatch get picked
up by
Scripps but this is this is
really what
this war this trade war
whatever we have
it's not just a trade war we
still have
the CFO of Huawei waiting to be
extradited you know it's they
weren't
the Chinese weren't so upset
but they
just extradite her to the
United States
and then they can make a fuss
and get
she's gonna be in limbo forever
if
they'd leave it go on like this
she
can't be happy here's the one
thing I
wanted to ask you
considering where the internet
came from
considering the dominance of
the English
language not just on the public
internet
but encode you know code is is
English
air traffic control a lot of it
instructions
you know the commands you know
very well
variables you can set to
whatever you
want it's not wire B what not
just movie
instructions these lousy
instructions
[Music]
wire B yeah wire B what please
wait some
time that's my favorite menu so
please
wait some time but taking all
that into
account yes we need to be wary
of China
and and their products and what
they may
be slipping into certain you
know we
have to be able to see source
code of
stuff its but at the basis do
we not
only have a head start but can
we not
just say that are dudes named
Ben are
dudettes named Bernadette are
hackers
arc they must be superior to
anybody
else in the world why do we
give so much
credence I think our guys and
gals kick
their ass any day you know this
is funny
you brought this up I don't
have the
list in front of me but JC who
manages
dudes named Ben has come up
with a whole
thesis about what the different
dudes
named been culturally which who
are the
best ones and the worst ones
and the
ones that can't do this the
ones that
can't do that I have to get
this list
from a woman who will sit down
and do it
but he does have one
interesting thing
which coincidentally kind of
backs up
the kind of dudes named Ben we
have he
says that the Muslim coders are
stunningly superior to the
general Asian
code coder and Kenny Kenny
pinpoint as
to why that is I don't know
Manon asked but just in general
just our
history our legacy our
background you
know I think that we lost a lot
of
ground to Eastern Europe
the Eastern Europe yeah he's got
thoughts on that too they work
differently and Israelis you
know have I
think also have a the Israelis
gotta be
better than the Chinese I just
don't see
why everyone's all upset about
Chinese
hackers and Chinese spying
they're not
just not that great what about
the North
Korean spires oh please oh
please this
is an axis of evil this is
bullcrap what
are they what are they
practicing on he
did talk about the Chinese
coders having
a certain characteristic
characteristics
sure maybe but you know just
this it's
always in you know we had the
national
threat assessment which is
where Rachel
Maddow came out freaking out
that the
you know the Russians can turn
off all
of our heat everywhere so cold
here I'm
using a space here it's plugged
into a
socket as a switch on it but
you know
the Russians gonna turn that
off we need
to teach some things to our kids
Russians are gonna turn off a
fireplace
kids need to learn you're gonna
turn off
your fireplace kids need to
learn some
certain base just as safe sex
needs to
be practiced they need to
understand
safe use of technology well and
and and
one day when we retire when we
exit rich
will start a scholarship called
the
professor Ted scholarship for
for the
cyber
prophylactics kids need to
understand
that everyone's given up yeah
yeah I had
a conversation with a real
estate agent
um yeah we're trying to find a
house
something affordable in Austin
and that
and you have what she has to
ask me
something so let me just text
Tina so I
pull out my Nokia e75 a brother
in our
family he's kind of a project
he's 40 I
think she's trying to say he
was maybe
had some learning disability
won't be
sensitive and she know so we
gave him
one of those phones but he
wanted to
flip so comparing me basically
someone who was retarded Jordi
you're
retarded mental ability and I
said no
the reason I have this is so
that when
I'm talking with you I'm not
distracted
so that when I'm talking with
you I know
no one else is going to be
eavesdropping
on the fact that we're together
or that
well maybe what we're saying
and when
I'm talking to you that I want
you to
have my undivided attention
that's why I
have this phone and you can
working on
this rap but it's starting to
work when
you say these three things like
I don't
want to be distracted when I'm
talking
to you I don't want anyone else
to know
I'm talking to you and I
definitely
definitely want you to have my
full
attention not something that's
beeping
buzzing and flipping and
throwing off
all kinds of alerts one more
element
that third element is the same
as the
first element hmm okay well
we'll work
on it and we'll publish this in
our
medium article as well you need
you need
three r83 three points no but
the one is
yeah it gets distraction yeah
you're
right is the same thing hmm I
need a
third one oh and here is five
dollars
from the money I saved I'm not
buying an
iPhone how about that or just a
dollar
and here's a dollar because
there's over
a thousand people who I'm
giving a
dollar to that I'm not spending
on an
iPhone yeah I think we'll get
the three
will work on so anyway so no
birds no
roller eyes and go what a rube
she went
so do you do or you don't have
no it's
probably purse no stop she's
probably
unaware that these phones can
be used to
see who you're having a meeting
with
yeah if you wanted to do it
I don't believe cuz I've heard
too many
but dialing episodes where you
can
listen in on the phone oh I'm
not gonna
allow you to pass that fake
news off
again
but dials go through a
different system
than through digital IP
connections when
you're calling if I called you
on the
phone right now it'd be a
horrible
connection I call you on skype
it's a
great connection but dial
phones are not
comparable to any ease dropping
a phone
can do you have to just stop
I'm not
buying a thing you're saying
people
usually have the phone in their
pocket
the thing can not pick up
there's not
that good okay you're
embarrassing
yourself I'm not going to argue
this
point again with you all right
what you are correct about is
the
proximity that is the number one
tracking these things do if
you're next
to someone near to someone
that's when
you start getting each other's
recommendations that's that's a
big one
that's a big thing that they do
then
eavesdropping yeah
whether people believe it look
kids
believe it so you don't even
have to
convince him anymore even if
it's not
true if you ask any kid of
course it's
happening up they think that
it's that I
believe it's purely proximity
someone of
your friends looked at
something they
all goes no you're together a
lot or one
from time to time there you go
you start
getting it that's the whole
thing anyway
get rid of them and I'm getting
a wall
way yeah okay well it's nice
knowing you
the Chinese will know who I'm
hanging
out with yeah don't come to our
wedding
without this guy good this
Cades a lot
of Chinese food we could
probably turn
him today is the big Super Bowl
that's a
big ol Sunday it's Super Bowl
Sunday big
event here in the United States
of
America it's being held in what
Atlanta
right yeah Lana
so they've cleared out all the
homeless
camps I think they did I know
they did
hey everybody it's great you
can be here
all year but now you gotta go
just swept them underneath the
rug get
rid of them I think we're gonna
have
it's always about the
commercials of
course we love watching the
Super Bowl
commercials let's see what kind
of
social justice warrior stuff
will pass
by today I'm sure we'll have
some oh
that would be that Barbie the
only
interesting stuff the rest of
our just
overpriced commercials I
believe I
believe that well a washington
post has
taken out an ad i rezulin to
five
million dollars so maybe more
than one
ad and they apparently they had
a copy
one ad he always really want i
think
it's up to five dollars five
million
dollars for one ad let me I'll
look up
the price raising really high so
apparently they have hired Tom
Hanks to
do a voiceover for this ad and
you know
it's obviously about real news
only
found in the Washington Post
yeah
Washington Post only place it
as news
the only place that has actual
actual
news that's good news well good
news and
as is traditional with the No
Agenda
show when it comes to big
events now
this could be a big event could
be the
Super Ball is an example it
could also
be it could also be the
Eurovision Song
Contest or the World Cup soccer
we
always like to choose the
winner based
on geopolitical data points and
with the
knowledge that all major sports
games
are rigged the price is up
slightly from
last year's 5.2 million as
that's for 36
yeah I think that would be 30
seconds
what are we doing here 5.2
million
here's the weird the NBC has an
actual
price I think okay it's five
point two
five million this year for a
30-second
spot during the championship
matchup
fantastic one hundred seventy
five
thousand dollars per second
nice so yeah
what are we doing here yeah
well we'll
talk about that in a second
because we
have options but let's talk
about the
winner we have the New England
Patriots
where the New England pastry
pastry it's
where the pastry its base is a
pastry
the pastry is where they base
their
fat but where what is their
hometown
Boston okay New England
Patriots and
then you know playing positive
they play
New England and then we have
the Los
Angeles Rams yeah okay so first
of all
we have the president tweeting
about how
horrible the refs were even
allowing the
Rams to make it into the Super
Bowl so
this needs to be taken into
account
crafts and the Patriots owner
has said
nothing bad about the president
ever as
far as I can tell they're
buddies
exactly so that is another plus
but I
think if you look at the hatred
of the
NFL of the league and the
owners against
the president and all that he
stands for
and the pure power of the goat
I think
the Rams are on deck to win
well I think
they're on deck to win because
they have
a better team they're
inexperienced in
these situations and this would
be
Brady's ninth Super Bowl yeah
which is
it counts for a lot
oddly at 90 isn't he isn't he
known as
the goat yeah he's the goat
that's the
crazy part greatest of all time
right
but the Rams are goats and the
Rams are
their goats yes they're in a
sense so
yeah no not in a sense the Rams
are goat
so I think goat power goat
power how can
you be against goats goat power
to the
tune of Hot Pockets another
suggestion
try to get from the lyricist
sitting at
this end of the microphone
power it's
not it's more like let me give
it a shot
for you hold on let's see if I
can do
this well I know you'd be so
off-key
it's very hard I hear I'm here
I'll take
another medal
get it from a non geopolitical
person
well why bother with that we
can watch
any telling any cable news show
for that
but okay go ahead no I'm taking
it from
a non geopolitical spectrum
that's what
I'm saying you're gonna
actually look at
sports if you what the point is
is that
the Rams have been relocated to
look
back to Los Angeles from whence
they
were originated from st. Louis
which was
turning into a mediocre
football town
mm-hmm and they moved him to
the Los
Angeles the big market one of
the two
big markets New York and Los
Angeles
being the two and they and blas
angeles
has gone four before the
Chargers moved
up there and before the Rams
moved back
in three years ago the rent the
loss was
without football and they were
getting
they were doing just fine with
their
baseball teams and with
especially with
their basketball - they had two
basketball teams in Los Angeles
one came
up from San Diego and they were
doing
just fine in the NFL saw this
as a huge
problem because this is a
massive market
they had to get football back
into Los
Angeles and so they got the
Rams they
have to win this game it's just
for the
purposes of saving the league
and the
league it appears there's
documentation
people are suspicious of the
league
fixing these games and the
reason that
that crazy play took place in
New
Orleans which was not called
and all yes
Trump's all upset everyone's
upset
I think there's reasons that it
could
have been not called but
everybody
disagrees with that that was to
make
sure the Rams got into the
Super Bowl so
the Rams could win the Super
Bowl to get
interest back in Los Angeles to
a peak
if they're gonna win easily or
it might
be exciting in the win at the
end but
the Rams have to win this game
because
that's what the NFL needs all
right the
Rams have to win this game
because their
goats end of that's it I'll
give him
seven points on the spread good
to go
goats for the goal
now let's talk about options
for us I'm
sure you saw the news that
Spotify
apparently is in talks to buy
gimlet
media gimlet now so gimlet is
this is
the former producer or creator
of this
American life I believe who
spun off and
created this American Life
clones right
and we just went through the
fact they
have a hundred people working
on 38
shows they got beautiful
studios in
Manhattan no wait
is it made Manhattan what scene
yeah I
think it might be in Manhattan
yeah man had the high-priced so
they
they just had a final round
let's I want
to talk about two things one
about what
Spotify is odd well starting
off for any
deal when there's a buyout and
it's very
shortly after I think they've
had four
rounds of financing the last
round
reportedly according to crunch
base was
evaluation of seventy million
dollars
which is not all that huge
after four
rounds but they had four round
so they
keep having to pump money in to
have
this deal not officially
announced by
anyone but sources say I think
is very
bad in general you want the
announcement
to be okay Spotify bought us
Forex or
maybe not even mention a number
to have
sources say they're in talks
the number
is 200 million bad
would you agree from a business
perspective well it's now I
deal it's
not ideal
I don't know that is bad it
usually it
means that the deal is not
gonna happen
well not in a stage where it's
going to
happen so somebody leaked
something or
spoke to a Chinese meal but
second you
know so this is co this is
great for
podcasting well maybe and I
wanted to
discuss it with you briefly we
have
received an offer from Spotify
for the
No Agenda show we have received
an offer
with numbers and it's a it's an
actual
deal I've shared it with you a
while
back if you recall
okay keep talking you don't
remember her
well I'm under non-disclosure I
cannot
discuss the details of the
offer but let
me tell you that they're
talking big
numbers but complete
exclusivity it
right down to no feed so it
would be I'm
not kidding you would only be
there
which better be really big
they're
actually interest will you it's
in your
email from two months ago you
know we've
been been quiet about it
because it's
we're on I'm under
non-disclosure so I
cannot discuss the elements of
the deal
but if this is really what
they're doing
I think they're gonna have a
real hard
time real hard time making up
making the
money for this you know and it
all has
to be unspotted from what I
understand
you know but your feed is not
your feed
anymore yeah you can't just
like throw
it anywhere you want
I'm sure they'll figure out a
way to
have a feed that has stuff
included in
it or whatever they want to do
but um
that offer is being put out to
a lot of
big podcasters now our problem
is I have
no idea how many people how
many people
listen to the show you know
we'd have to
go in and quanta qualify the
logs and
all that stuff
which I have no intention on
doing but I
just wanted you to know I
thought that
you hadn't seen this because
you never
replied to me about it but yes
we've we
received that offer yeah you
know it's
not really a podcast anymore
it's a
thing on Spotify I don't know
for that
interested yeah the only thing
that's
cool and I personally might be
interested in this is you can
do a music
show on Spotify but hey what
can we do
to get that cur to come over I
know I
would never go she's a DJ never
go they
didn't this was not a part of
any talks
or any offer I'm just saying
but that is
something that could be done
now I'm
quite happy sitting where we
are just
doing what we do for now
let me see the spreadsheet let
me say
hmm okay well anyway I wish the
gimlet
media people lots of luck and I
wish the
many ads in their future you
know it's
getting to be it's really I'd
listen to
maybe six or seven podcasts in
between
our this have last episode in
this one
and it's getting a little
annoying
because you have to keep
pressing the
fast-forward button on the ads
and yeah
Joe Rogan who had a two had I
haven't
pulled enough clips from Joe
Rogan had
what's-his-face from Twitter on
dorcy
dorcy yeah boo - now is a
member of the
Taliban you have to go through
six
minutes of ads in the beginning
of Rogan
I mean especially in the
beginning
everyone's gonna fast-forward
through
that how can that possibly be
effective
me on these and you know the
beats juice
and all that stuff is this how
if it's
at the beginning of the show
like any
even pods say I gotta I know
I'm gonna
start pulling clips of people
who think
they're really intelligent have
really
cool podcasts such as pod save
America
when these guys who are just
sitting
there telling you how the inner
working
from they worked in the white
house
giving you the inner workings
of the
white house and then have to
switch and
tell you how great this
insurance
product is you can hear their
disdain
their hating it no aha
this is a good point I've
noticed this
too these guys shapiro is one
of these
guys same thing yes yes yes he
rambles
this is the reason we've talked
about
this off the air and we talked
about Leo
Laporte yeah Leo Laporte master
he's a
master he is the yes live Reid
went from
radio where he had to be
sincere and he
had all these reads yeah and
yeah you
believe it sir when he tells
you that
this product is the best ever
and then
they dropped their that
advertising
campaign and picking up another
one for
the same type of product and
now this is
the greatest thing ever and he
sounds
extremely sincere cuz he knows
how to do
these shapiro
he rattles through the thing
like oh my
god I
yeah well you got to hear these
these
smarmy douche bags from pod
save America
you wrote speeches for Obama
and now
they're sitting there reading
you know
copy for Squarespace me I find
it very
funny all right boys and in
fact you
have to be this required in
this is such
this extension of radio
personally I've
always been against this whole
thing
when you do you don't have
profession
there's like maybe five guys in
the
country
I mean Limbaugh can do a good
read
mmm-hmm that can do these that
can
actually sell you something on
with
their manner of selling you by
doing a
read of an ad copy piece of
paper listen
in front of him right just very
few of
them I think the ad should be
produced
you don't see anybody on
television
stopping the show I mean like
they did
in the 1950s and go on and on
and on
about something tied hammam but
it's
podcasting we have much more
engagement
with the with of listeners I
think it's
myth yeah I think it's a myth -
when I
hear Shapiro going oh my god I
you just
hear it in his voice he doesn't
like
these guys he doesn't like the
product
isn't like doing this read yeah
give him
a pre-programmed ad to run to
play
anyway I can tell you that when
we do a
donation segment about 15% drop
off and
come right back up after we're
done and
that's I think that's a good
good
drop-off it's you know minimal
yeah it's
very minimal it comes back and
people I
think have realized that there
is also
content in that in that segment
yes sir
because we're not promoting a
product
that somebody says here promote
this
we're promoting our producers
and
whatever thoughts we have
during this
segment now I've been looking
at Fox
News and CNBC specifically I
believe
they are in they are pre-sold
in a big
scheme to sell
any Altria vaporized product
those who
don't know Altria used to be
known as
r.j. Reynolds and Fillmore
Morris and I
think there was one other
company that
all rolled up into this Altria
or they
rebranded and this is the guys
who bring
you in the Marlboro Man so this
is the
this is the cigarette to Big
Tobacco
let's call them Big Tobacco the
nice
name Altria they saw the
writing on the
wall and they purchased jewel
for
thirteen billion dollars which
was
largely cash thirteen billion
dollars
and that's a vape product and
I've been
watching these ads and I've
been waiting
for them to make their move and
finally
they've figured out with a new
study no
less what we need to do and
what's going
to happen so they have
announced they
will be doing self-critical ads
in the
United States but also jewel
has a new
television campaign which fits
right
along with the study that just
came out
a year long study on the use of
e-cigarettes turns up some
surprisingly
positive results of John Kerry
with the
story we always mind we've had
just bad
story after bad story and all
of a
sudden cold but it's good news
here
Jonathan what's behind the study
certainly good news for a
cigarette
users a team of British
researchers has
determined that e-cigarettes are
actually more effective in
helping
people quit smoking traditional
nicotine
therapies such as those that
you wear or
gum that you chew how do they
arrive at
this will they followed more
than 800
smokers over the course of a
year what
they found is nine point nine
percent of
the group receiving traditional
nicotine
replacement were able to
abstain from
smoking during that year long
period
however the success rate was
almost
twice as high eighteen percent
for the
group using e-cigarettes this
new study
published in the New England
Journal of
Medicine is likely to bolster
the
e-cigarette industry which has
been
trying to market its products
as a safer
alternative for adults who
already smoke
but want to quit however many
public
health officials say they're
concerned
east cigarettes may provide a
gateway to
traditional tobacco use among
teens
because they're marketed and
all sorts
of different enticing flavors
although e-cigarettes lack the
carcinogens that you inhale
while
smoking traditional cigarettes
critics
point out that they contain
nicotine
which is highly addictive yes
so from
now on they should be referred
to as big
Nick big Nick that's what they
are big
Nick now they're all in this
hey yes
it's right out of the Bernays
playbook
from the nineteen literally
when they
when he wanted women to smoke
yeah tell
the story it's a bogus story
planted you
pay somebody to you know you
can do this
with most universities that
have any
research capabilities whatsoever
if you it's only it couldn't
cost you
ten grand maybe might not even
cost you
that much you can go to some of
the
professor's leading different
departments and say hey I need
to do
this I want to find out whether
this
does that or not and I'll pay
for the
study and they put the students
to work
and they'll do a study it'll be
authentic it'll be the rights
they're
the right stats to do it right
and you
get it UC Davis so you can go
up there
and have them do something on
wine how
much is you know how much
sulfites our
button did the average bottle
of wine
you can have them study then
you can put
a report out and it's official
and you
can do this with an marketing
guys know
this and they go out and they
they come
up with an idea and you you if
you put
this if you put the research
study
together properly where you
almost guide
it by what you're looking for
I'm
looking for this see if you can
prove
this and then they go out and
prove it
and they give you the report
back now
it's yours to distribute or
what depends
on how the deal was arranged
right and
you could roll it out and if
you sent it
with press release you know Oh
press
release goes out wasn't a press
release
was it not that's separate from
the
advertising was it not Bernays
who
wanted to promote the smoking of
cigarettes by women and he had
wasn't it
like some as if they were
suffragettes
on in a parade walking up Fifth
Avenue
smoking in public that was that
was a it
was a fantastic campaign and he
got I
mean from that became we got
Virginia's
limbs and a whole new whole
branding
he's the one who developed the
ideas of
influencers brand influencers
he was
ahead of his Instagram time and
so Brent
you notice in other words you
get some
famous person Cary Grant you
know
somebody's very famous
everybody likes
and they all admire cuz he's a
big set
actor and you have him smoking
you get
people you know I like the way
he looks
smoking I think I do that most
people
just look at you know they have
their
their influencers and they look
at him
as role models it's called a
role model
that's where he was all bent
out of
shape when somebody's supposed
to be a
role model doesn't want to be
one he's
just a punk and they just
condemned him
until he becomes a role model
cuz he's
got too much power to be just
some punk
he's gonna have a bad influence
on the
kids and so this is all part of
the
scheme sure I love it
I'm also I'm all my faith in
you know
I'm a big proponent just like I
was I
saw the talking tubes coming
down
Broadway I saw this vaping
coming down
Broadway and now we'll have
limited
choice and it was fun while it
lasted in
our little cottage industry of
making a
liquids I'm sure we all still
get some
illegally someone made up in
the bathtub
but big Nick is here to stay
and I
expect them to do a lot of a
lot of ads
denouncing their previous
product which
let's face it the cigarette was
just the
administration vehicle it's
always been
about the nicotine yeah and so
now you
know it's it's everybody wins
your clients can't you win and
there's
money your clients don't die as
fast
from your product so it's good
I think
this is a very good development
but Fox
News CNBC they've been on and
from I
think from the get-go saving
all of oh
yeah finally we have the study
now now
it's great
big Nick my friend big Nick I
remember
the time I was listening to
Michael
Savage who was getting all
worked up
bent out of shape which is the
best part
when he showed his shows always
best
when he's like completely
freaked and
he's bitching about some guys
that came
out of his office and they had
this this
advertising vehicle they wanted
to put
together and they had a term
for it he
was moaning and groaning seen
ever do
this in a million years and it
had to do
with you have to they're gonna
give you
all this money to have this one
expert
has to come on once a week to
talk a
little bit about something that
they're
promoting and then this X and
then you
have to talk about it favorably
and all
the rest of it and you could
use just a
very complex one of those
complex
advertising deals which a lot of
high-end advertising sales
people put
together right and says he
refuses to do
any throw him out so be mean
why he goes
to commercialize flipped the
channel to
the hannity show which was on
at the
same time he's actually doing
it guys is
corruption
yeah well we can always go to
spotify we
always talk about we often talk
about
how things that are clearly
been proven
demonstrably false and admitted
so
remain true links a guy has
true in the
lexicon of what m5m has created
for all
of us and something that is
cropping
back up and i think it has to
do with a
lot of different circumstances
but mike
pence the big homophobe this is
the this
is coming back oh mike pence
big homophobe conversion
therapy now we
went through all of this and I
actually
had to go back into into the
archives
being at dot IO if you want to
do some
research and this was about it
really
was 1414 words Mike Pence
uttered I
believe and from that moment on
he
became a guy who wants
conversion
therapy for the gays hates the
gays
is against the gays so I shall
debunk
first and then show you what
happened
has it's coming back and how it
always
stays it remains to be false in
the
lexicon mike pants it so yeah
there was
I think wasn't a bill and or an
opinion
on a bill and it was about
money to go
towards an anti HIV program
helping gay
men reduce high-risk sexual
activity and
so he wanted to take away money
from one
aids program and int and put it
into
this other one and the way he
described
it was he said he wanted to I
don't like
him this debate today is not
about
discrimination I believe that
if someone
chooses another lifestyle than
I have
chosen that is their right in a
free
society which you know has been
turned
into this I hate the gays and
yes and he
said I'm trying to find this
here it is
he was advocating for public
spending on
conversion therapy in Indiana
but what
he actually said is if someone
wants you
wants to change their sexual
activity to
reduce their risk which is not
the same
as saying we're going to engage
like hey
maybe you should change your
sexual you
maybe your promiscuity and use
more
protection so you don't always
have a
lower risk of contracting aids
but that
somehow turned into and it's
all its I
put it all back in the show
notes it's
totally she's ever mentioned
conversion
therapy the word conversion
therapies
never come into it it was it was
literally him saying I think
this money
is better spent in helping
people choose
a less promiscuous lifestyle if
when it
comes to AIDS HIV and AIDS
but here's how it was portrayed
by Ellen
Page actress PewDiePie she's
from does
she x-man I think she's in that
she's
Canadian she's not American so
anyway
but she brought down the house
on the
Colbert show by propagating
this lie
unchallenged and it was set up
and ready
to go because when she talks
about her
wife she's married Colbert had
a picture
of them ready to go of the two
of them
and you know their wedding
picture which
he had on a printed board so
this was a
set up thing and I'm sorry is
just a lie
president and the vice
president Mike
Pence who like wishes I
couldn't be
married let's just be clear now
for sure
Mike Pence is against any kind
of
marriage other than between a
man and a
woman which is his religious
feeling his
vibe and that's his belief the
no no
argument there
the vice president of America
wishes I
didn't have the love with my
wife he
wanted to ban that in Indiana
and no she
said he didn't want me to have
the love
yeah the vice president of
America
wishes I didn't have the love
with my
wife
he wanted to ban that in
Indiana he
believes in conversion therapy
wow that
was like British Parliament
almost
wasn't it laughs applause oh he
wanted
to ban that in Indiana he
believes in
conversion therapy
he has hurt LGBTQ people so
badly as the
government of Indiana and I
think as the
he's the government of Indiana
he's not
the governor of the government
yeah
and he's hurt the thing we need
to know
and I hope my show gay keishon
did this
in terms of connecting the dots
in terms
of what happened the other day
- Jesse I
don't know him personally I saw
lice and
all over my love this is the
Empire
actor who allegedly was
assaulted by
racist in sub-zero weather but
I don't
did they call him gay did they
say
something about his gayness or
it was
just because I know that he was
gay yeah
well this is what she's saying
it was
because of the guy I think he's
pretty
out but the story true or not
was about
Magga hats and racism and now
it's about
gayness what happened the other
day to
just say I don't know him
personally I
saw bison all over my love
connect the
dots
this is what happens if you are
in a
position of power and you hate
people
and you want to cause suffering
to them
you go through the trouble you
spend
your career trying to cause
suffering
what do you think is gonna
happen kids
are gonna be abused and they're
gonna
kill themselves and people are
gonna be
beaten on the street I have
traveled the
world and I have met the most
marginalized people you could
be I am
lucky to have this time and the
privilege to say this this
needs to stop
[Applause]
and of course this went
completely
unchallenged by Stephen Colbert
yours you know and it's okay I
mean look
I have I'm not even gonna say
that's not
the point
this is a lie and it's just I
mean what
what did what are they what is
going on
go back to Canada go back to
Canada and
to hell you know it it you know
Mike I
saw him do a speech the other
day the
guy is creepy is a F he's very
creepy
he's creepy when he reads is
creepy when
he looks when yet when he looks
at the
prompter he looks to the side
instead of
pretending to look straight at
somebody
his eyes shift over someone's
got to
call him on that didn't need to
adjust
that behavior no it kind of
looks in the
middle and then still you can
see his
eyes shit that's not good Octus
and and
he comes across as generally
you know a
bit creepy no doubt about it
but to say
that he is that he has spent
his life
hating gay people and trying to
ruin
them and he believes in
conversion
therapy this is just not true I
don't
know I don't know it's these
things that
just their shameful it is
shameful and
then and and you know what dear
that
there was a five women were
murdered in
a bank this week no you didn't
know that
no I didn't actually
yeah the guy walks in kills
five women
well I think it just happens to
be five
women shoots up the place five
women
died yet not a blip because
we're
talking about Roger stone we're
talking
about anything you know that
how can
that be more important than the
the gun
conversation that we're always
having
that for some reason is not but
then you
have just to you know to show
what
happens is CNN the most
important thing
they can talk about to this day
is not
actual things that matter in
Paris and
the rest of Europe the yellow
vests the
Venezuela that even if even
China even
Russia no we have to have a two
minute
hand over and talk about is it
okay to
wear a red maggot
or not right so you have the
legality
this is Chris Cuomo handing
over to Don
Lemon and then right you're the
attorney
you can refuse service you know
no shirt
no shoes no this is I think
it's the san
francisco restaurateur who said
you're
not allowed in my restaurant
wearing a
maggot hat which by the way i
don't
think you should be allowed in
anyone's
restaurant with a hat at all
unless
you're a fast-food restaurants
i don't
know what kind of restaurant it
was but
you know it's just okay but if
you're
wearing this hat you're not a
lot
nervous now you'd have a
counter First
Amendment argument you're
chilling my
rights to private place well
then how is
this any different than the
Baker with
the cake well that was about
refusing
service to a group of people
that should
be a protected class and unless
you
could argue that Trump
supporters should
be a protected class I don't
think you
have much of an argument on
that and
John lemon obviously has a lot
of
privilege in this in this
conversation
because he's black and gay so
he is the
he has privilege to speak his
mind and
be correct so let's say this
isn't so
much about whether he has the
right it's
about whether or not it is
right and
here's my problem on this issue
ordinarily I'd go down the line
look be
bigger than that but I don't
want to
fall into the trap of
underselling the
significance of the trigger of
the
expression to people I think
the more
appropriate analogy to say is
if people
were wearing shirts and that
said I hate
black people would he be okay
to say
don't come into my place with
that and I
think most people be like yeah
if that's
how people like him see the mag
ahead so
does that make it okay I think
that's
the right word
well the thing is should you
but just
because you yes that but just
because
you have the right does it mean
that you
should does it mean that it's
absolutely
should you be aware again your
clothes
your clothing tells a story
about who
you are what you think about
and what
you represent right and also
you life is
not in a vacuum that hat means
a lot of
things if you're gonna if
you're gonna
wear that hat that hat means
everything
from I would say the beginning
of the
campaign maybe even before
maybe that
hat means the Central Park five
two
people maybe it means
birtherism two
people maybe it means you know
Mexicans
are rapists or people
and so you cannot erase those
things
from the story of that hat and
say well
I'm just wearing it because I
want
stronger immigration well a lot
of
people want stronger
immigration it just
can't be about what you want it
to be
about there are symbols and
things in
the society that you have to
take as a
whole my point is this is not
news
this is unhealthy to consume
it's
nothing to do with news actual
news
taking place all around us it
was doing
the job as you could tell when
he talked
about the wearing the t-shirts
as I hate
black people association we've
been
tearing this on and on
associating the
Hat it was all sorts of things
to make
to lock down the association
that the
Hat is bad no and we have seen
this in
this case it was to associate
the Hat
with wearing a shirt that says
I hate
black people and I had
obviously means
that yes it's just getting
annoying and
that CNN is just just can't
stop doing
it that's all they seem to do
it's it's
it's just it's tiring it's very
tiring I
I did have a tweet I didn't
print it out
here but for CNN they on their
news site
they have this this assertion
it could
have been a hoax I saw this I
know
exactly what you're gonna say
it could
be a hoax but I don't think no
I know I
saw the article it's in the
show notes
the they have that article on
cnn.com it
does the argument asserts that
when the
Europeans came to North America
and had
it killed all the Indians let's
say just
to generalize they didn't but
they
otherwise wouldn't be any left
but they
kill all these Indians it was
the it was
the genesis of climate change
because
they weren't farming the land
anymore
and so there was so much
vegetation they
grew that we had no what what
is their
assertion that doesn't make any
sense no
well I'm gonna stop right there
it
doesn't make any sense it had
some
it had something to do okay I
have the
article here let's take a look
at it
European colonizers killed so
many
Native Americans that had
changed the
global climate researchers say
hmm
that's where that's what the
the claim
is so when Europeans arrived in
the
Americas they caused so much
death and
disease disease that it changed
the
global climate a new study
finds a new
study yea from science talked
about how
those are done yes
European settlers killed 56
million
indigenous people over about
100 years
in South Central North America
causing
large swathes of farmland to be
abandoned and reforested
researchers at
University College London or UCL
estimate the increase in trees
and
vegetation across an area the
size of
France resulted in a massive
decrease in
carbon dioxide in the
atmosphere how can
that be bad carbon levels
changed enough
to cool the earth okay by 1610
ok so
there do want to reach around
reverse
trying to do is there's a bunch
of the
try Amelie I see in the
historical
record about global warming it
doesn't
seem to be Caesar you have more
to do
with the Sun than anything else
and so
they're trying to shoehorn
theories way
to why this might be and this
is a
shoehorn theory so by this so
to combat
climate change but I'm sorry to
combat
global warming we can change
the climate
by colonizing hello China
let's colonize it'll be great
I learned from NPR besides the
fact that
weather and climate are two
separate
things do you know who created
the term
climate change oh I should know
this and
I am now I feel like I'm in mud
I'm
going you know what I'm I'm I'm
gonna
let you sweat it out and we'll
listen to
the report
well media organization by the
way the
guy who was talking about
climate and
not not the host
is NPR's media guy so he's not
the
climate climate researcher he's
giving
his opinion and his analysis of
how the
media are handling climate
change
climate change issues climate
change
deniers and in fact the history
of the
term itself well media
organizations
including NPR have pointed out
the
connection between the polar
vortex in
the Midwest and climate change
I noticed
on a network news show which
are often
criticized for not making that
connection to climate change
David how
have news organizations evolved
in I'm
sorry that was a shitty Eddie I
took out
a whole piece of something
unimportant
so I'm sorry about that well
you stopped
it yeah this was part of the
movement
this isn't with Al Gore when he
chewed
out Judy for even suggesting
that they
have a counterpoint yeah on
climate
change and this is part of the
that
there was a big stink we had it
on the
show we discussed it about how
any time
any weather anomaly is reported
climate
change should be brought into
this came
from layer by the way the Lear
fund
most likely they have to
mention climate
she's now he's condemning a
network news
report that apparently just
talked about
the weather yes without yes
without
making a connection to climate
change
this is a faux pas I guess well
and and
actually I have two clips or
will
continue this recall that first
it was
hey climates or weather's not
climate
but then it turned into extreme
weather
events now that is because of
climate
and the biggest problem they
had was
with the local weather
forecasters and
of course we had the the
founder of the
Weather Channel who passed away
recently
who to his death remained
saying this is
the biggest hoax ever so we
pick it up
again with with this David guys
for not
making that connection to
climate change
David how have news
organizations
evolved in connecting these
extreme
weather stories to the overall
trend of
climate change this is CBS this
morning
you're no fools in
acknowledging that
role you've seen their sort of
increasing efforts by
scientists and
some journalists with specialty
in the
area to an
incorporate that as the science
seems to
be clearer about not just the
fact that
the that man-made emissions to
carbon
and the warming of the
environment are
present having an effect but
that you
can start to make connection to
individual events and so you're
starting
to sear that that is a change
you used
to see particularly a
meteorologists on
TVs especially local but also
national
TV really resist talking about
climate
they're gonna saying we're
talking about
weather climate is global
climate is is
a whole different layer there
it's too
unpredictable heck we have
trouble
predicting more than 10 days
out and
what you've seen is sort of a
joining of
meteorology and climate science
to say
yeah these things are
interconnected in
a real way and therefore you
can start
to see this in all kinds of
coverage
from local TV to you know
national
newspapers and then there is
Brian
Kilmeade here on Fox & Friends
on Fox
News listener you know it was
true that
the climate change became
climate change
when global warming wasn't
adding up to
global warming it was getting
very cold
and then people say with though
the
temperature went up a couple of
degrees
ago we'll change it we're start
using
climate change so anytime
there's a
tornado a typhoon a flood what
did I
tell you and then their head
starts the
debate David what about that
have we got
past that where where we can
recognize
that global warming is the
overall trend
even if it means severe winter
storms
what climate change really
means is
there's global warming and the
the
atmosphere is warming and all
kinds of
other things are warming then
at the
same time it's calling all all
kinds of
weather disruption and you know
spikes
in variables in all directions
you know
the real thing is in some ways
the
climate change became very much
part of
the political that vernacular
in the
1990s in part as a result of
Newt
Gingrich the the Congress that
came to
power in 1995 in opposition the
Clinton
White House wanted to call it
something
that seemed less threatening
than global
warming and they they focus
group tested
the phrase climate change and
it seemed
less threatening to people at a
time
they're trying to hold down
certain
kinds of regulation I didn't
know this
you telling me the Republicans
under
Speaker Newt Gingrich came up
with this
they focused test it on a focus
groups
and this is what they can and
now we're
left with this
thanks to them Wow I didn't
either I
don't know if this is true but
it's it
sounds very believable she's
still alive
II verify it
yeah but like Wow way to go
good work noot so what is the
media's
responsibility in all of this
we'll just
finish out the segment since
we've got
it so what are the media to do
when
President Trump tweets out you
know
global warming come back fast
we need
you
is it the media's
responsibility to then
do a whole fact-checking
session about
that well let me ask you
jean-claude is it the media's
responsibility to what I do
fact check
and do a whole is what are you
just said
a sarcastic remark how do you
even fact
check something like that or do
they
just let it go either said it
or he
didn't there's your fact check
did he
say it yes okay fact check is
true fact
check false the media's
responsibility
to then do a whole
fact-checking session
about that or do they just let
it go you
know I don't think the media
has to in
every element go after the
individual
tweet I do think it's it's not
fair simp
to read he's got to really to
say you
know the president without any
evidence
says you know we there's no
such thing
as global warming I think that
the the
media and reporters and
journalists need
to perform a civic and
educational
function of the public to say
this is
what the science shows and
incorporate
that into its mentality you're
modeling
just crap stay where they have
simply
just hive that off into
fact-checking
columns as useful as those can
be for
enduring correctives online I
think that
the media has to be front and
center and
confident about reporting what
it knows
make sure to contextualize it
making
sure not to overstate what
science says
but to say you know it isn't
appears
increasingly certain that such
severe
weather spikes of winter chill
or of
summer heat appear to be
increasingly
likely as our more tornadoes and
hurricanes and like as a result
of of
climate change which of course
we have
really had for 15 years but I
think
that's that's journalistically
valid and
important thing will do for the
public
so they can make choices that
affect
their own lives okay so now we
get into
my favorite topic is you know
how many
people don't believe it in the
scientific community
and how many of those voices do
you
allow to speak in your public
air for
airwaves we produced this show
in
association with the BBC World
Service
and the BBC told staff last
year not to
include outright deniers of
climate
change in BBC coverage in the
same way
you would not have someone
denying that
Manchester United won two to
nothing
last Saturday yep how common is
that in
terms don't you love that
analogy as
fantastic right now to send out
a
message from the top saying it
was a
false analogy no the guy says
it's a
false analogy she doesn't eat
changing
BBC coverage in the same way
you would
not have someone denying that
Manchester
United won two to nothing last
Saturday
yep how common is that in
newsrooms
right now to send out a message
from the
top saying here's how we're
gonna do it
well in some ways the bead well
one of
the world's great news
organisations is
a little late to the party it's
been a
few years since even cable
channels in
this country by and large have
been
willing to put on climate
change denial
lists shall we say people who
reject the
science just on the basis of
what's
convenient for them
ideologically oh how
about actual scientists who
reject it
but that's okay and the BBC
which has a
you know statutory mandate of
even-handedness was
overcompensating
that is you know if one and a
half
percent of scientists or so
believes
that you right now it's one and
a half
what happened in 97% so he went
war you
know this is a mistake they
keep making
well it's I know why they're
doing it I
late again for them
ideologically and
the BBC which has a you know
statutory
mandate of even-handedness was
overcompensating that is you
know if one
and a half percent of
scientists or so
believes that the you can't
really
attribute climate change to
man-made
emissions or the like it's not
fair to
balance that out one on one with
somebody who believes that is
the case
even that represents 98 percent
of
scientists and you personally
he's
missing a half percent here
there but it
used to be 97 now it's 98 and a
half or
maybe it's 98 thought that and
things in
but yeah I was originally 97%
of climate
scientists who already wrote
reports on
it which is what's been
overlooked
because then it became 90% of
scientists know 90% of climb
climate
scientists then 90% of all
scientists
and then just that was then it
was just
like uh this can't really
attribute
climate change to man-made
emissions or
the like it's not fair to
balance that
out one on one with somebody who
believes that is the case he
was that
represents ninety percent of
scientists
and you thought that and things
in
Britain over the questions
debate about
the economic effects of brzeska
that
you've seen it in this country
on
certain things we've had to
work out the
fact that this oppositional
debate in
which we staged a lot of our
journalism
through a argumentation doesn't
work
when the science is so clearly
on one
side
surely not on one side know
what's gonna
play Cindy this is just to dis
is de
ration now they need to get
this number
up to a hundred percent or
close to it
so they can keep people off the
air from
making the opposite argument
unfortunately can't keep them
off line
there's a lot of people that
have
websites and they haven't be
able to
shut them down that have very
good
arguments as to why this is a
bunch of
bullcrap but and they're
scientists some
many high-end scientists and
some very
famous physicists some I'm
sorry some
Nobel Prize winning people we
all know
the director from our own
scientists dr.
Kiki shut up already
quiet and with that I'm not
gonna hoot
quiet I'd like to thank you for
your
courage and say in the morning
to the
man who put the sea and climate
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John C well in the morning you
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I remember what we do we
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a 10th
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he's still
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have a
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outside my apartment at 3:00
a.m. okay I
have to say something after
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Whedon's this but this by the
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he he was kind enough over a
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Bart grouchy let me just stop
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DeBary
rapid transit system I remember
when I
was first it first was built so
olam and
I remember when they pushed it
through
and they got the people to vote
for it
after trying a few times in it
and they
put this guy in George Silliman
I think
was his name he was a gas
station he
owned a gas station in the
middle of
nowhere somewhere I think at
Warm
Springs or Dakota or someplace
it was a
he kept running for office and
running
for office he finally got the
job he got
the job as head of Bart but in
the
promises was we're gonna use
these heart
these special hard rubber tires
that
won't make any noise there was
promises
of the system being silent hmm
I want to
just remind everybody I was
there I
didn't remember this this
debate oh it's
gonna make too much noise these
noisy
trains going overhead no no
they're not
gonna make any noise because we
have
these special hard rubber tires
that
won't make noise they won't
squeak they
won't make noise they make so
much noise
there's over 100 decibels if
you're
under one of these tracks not
all the
trains make all the noise but
many of
them do and so this is what he's
bitching about and I'm just
gonna say
this is a type of promise you
get from
your government the Golden Gate
Bridge
will always be free to drive
over this
Bay Area bridge free after the
first
five years of $0.10 tolls free
after
that so this is bullcrap these
guys just
lied to get these things done
and it's
continues to this day and nobody
remembers I do I remember that
silent
trains anyway I also need to
send John a
video of Bart grinding the
tracks
outside my apartment at 3 a.m.
that Bart shouldn't be going by
a tree
and they're supposed to stop
running it
one now they're grinding the
tracks and
maybe so that that means they're
smoothing something out there's
none of
this is possible yeah because
it's
obviously the best time for the
yeah
track me oh there you go track
maintenance yeah I think that
bitch
that's noisier than anything
speaking of No Agenda social
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and not
creating crediting me with
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what is what is I don't know
anything
about this plural Roma if you
look at
the history of Mastodon it
really
started with ghanoush all new
social and
you know the the concept of the
Fetty
verse and so all these
different things
came in and just like
podcasting there's
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who's
important who's the Big Kahuna
and
Gargan manages the the github
repository
for Mastodon and pleura ma is a
break
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who are
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guys hey you got a problem with
your
Ruby on Rails implementation
and it's
you know fixed without going
through the
official process and I guess
crediting
erener with with having found
it this is
the dude named Ben stuff um I
don't
understand that much
it's you know they have their
own
political sphere apparently
you're
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OMA will
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I just
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she's going the distance yeah
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sounds good
yeah how about going to
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got just a beginning of Tulsi
gabbard's
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be running
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it's just most it's under the
title Low
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because we
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which one is this I don't know
it's one
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of putting service before self
rejecting
the rule of Kings who prospered
from the
sacrifices of the people and
forming a
new nation founded on the
premise that
leaders should be motivated not
to serve
their own interests
but to serve the people yeah I
I think
it was one or two shows ago
when she did
this apology because she got
railroaded
immediately for having a
conservative
stance as a much younger human
resource
was heard father had about
marriage
between being between a man and
a woman
which Obama had and Hillary had
and
everyone had it at the time and
so they
changed yeah but she's not
allowed to
change but they're pulling a
different
tactic on her NBC is doing this
this is
how they definitely get rid of
her
headline Russia's propaganda
machine
discovers 2020 Democratic
candidate
Tulsi Gabbard
experts who track websites and
social
media linked to Russia have seen
stirrings of a possible
campaign of
supports for Hawaii Democrat
Tulsi
Gabbard so they're already
saying uh ya
know she's gotten Russia on her
side I
should mention this because you
had this
I liked her too until I found
out she
was a member of the Council on
Foreign
Relations and I figure well
what's the
point of that how'd she get on
I think
her cuteness factor makes up
for a lot
of that she's very cute yeah I
know it
makes up for it the dish but
you said
she's a danger she's gonna you
know
she's something to keep an eye
on at the
time it John we're talking four
years
ago and you went on you know
more
recently you said no no no no
no yeah
more recently before she came
you know
like I'm saying like a year ago
no okay
love her fuck I still like her
but she
has zero chance you know let me
get to
my real point which is that one
of the
major Lib Joe's who I keep in
touch with
says I think Tulsi gabbard's
the way to
go excellent so I want you so
that's
telling me here's what tells me
it shows
me a you know you a good known
crackpot
and a Lib Joe both are looking
at Tulsi
Gabbard as a potential
president this
second no no no no this is no
good so
they're going after her she's
gonna get
knocked out quick yeah well she
I don't
think they have to do that
because she's
so dull well if you were on the
if you
were a part of the show a
couple weeks
ago when I played the apology
and said
she has absolutely no chance
and she's
toast
we wouldn't even be having this
conversation but the fact that
but no no
no let me make my point the
fact that
your lip Joe friend said that I
would
like you to check in with the
Lib Joe
after this knowledge cos you
know this
is NBC so your Lib Joe friend
has seen
it and say hey what do you
think now
because I would like to hear if
the
person well clearly she's got
because
the reason why they're doing
this is
because of her 2017 meeting
with the
Assad in Syria so they're
saying that
because she met with Syrian
hater Assad now Russia is
helping her so
I want to see if your Lib Joe
picks up
on that line motion the
progressive side
of things and I doubt if you
watches NBC
but we'll see about the reason
I brought
it back up was it because
you've already
dismissed her two or three
weeks ago
it's because of the Lib Joe
connection
like I have to bring that in
which brash
rationalizes why they think
she's a
threat because we have somebody
extreme
opposites of you and the Lib
Joe most of
the times you've had so she's a
doctor I
got you right she's a threat
because
both crackpots on both side of
the scale
can get along with her yeah
well she has
to go sooner than later so
while we're
talking about elections and
meddling and
Russian interference our
friends up
north
we're in Gitmo nation proper
here in
Canada Navia have announced
something
very important they have a plan
they
have a protocol we expect the
social
media platforms to take
concrete actions
to help safeguard this fall's
election
by promoting transparency
authenticity
and integrity on their platforms
I have initiated conversations
with the
social media platforms to
identify these
actions as a starting point we
are
looking for a commitment from
social
media companies to implement
changes
here in Canada that they have
already
applied in other countries I am
also
announcing the critical election
incident public protocol the
protocol
establishes a simple clear and
impartial
process to inform Canadians of
a threat
to the integrity of the 2019
federal
election it is designed to
avoid the
kind of gridlock that could
prevent an
effective public announcement
it's the
core responsibility for the
protocol
resides in a group of senior
civil
servants yes so they've taken
these five
old guys which I think are
mentioned in
this next clip and they've
given that
they all gave them a badge and
this
badge says at any point when
you feel
that you need to call something
out as
fake news although it's not
implied that
way and how they're explaining
it you
have the authority to go before
the
Canon avian people's and say
this is
fake news this particular clip
they talk
about I think the the host is
talking to
this woman who you just heard
about the
SWAT team of the Ministry of
Truth what
guidance you're giving this
this this
group to say here's the moment
you have
to tell Canadians is there a
tipping
point so I mean it's going to
be context
dependent and context specific
which I
love I don't know what that
means but
sounds to me like we kind of
make up the
rules as to when we can do this
or when
it's important what we think it
is it's
context what we have set a
threshold
needs to be high it needs to
come into
question whether the elections
will be
free and fair for them to be
able to
inform the Canadian public it's
a group
of five right you've got the
deputy
ministers of global affairs
Public
Safety and global affairs
Public Safety
and I love where she can't
remember the
National Security Advisor the
clerk of
the Privy Council to make sure
that they
are having a conversation we
don't want
a situation where one official
is trying
to determine whether or not
they should
do it in the mist and the deputy
minister of justice sorry -
really you
know protect Canada right and
they will
be looking at you know things
that have
gone on around the world that
have
called into question other
electoral
events and thinking about how
that
applies in the Canadian context
did you
understand what she said no
it's a
bullcrap she's just yakking
away and
here's what's gonna happen if I
was the
Russians or I was will trying
to mess
with him or not even in Russia
some guy
in a basement yeah I would
inundate them
with bull crap to take those
Macedonian
kids who really hated Hillary
that put
all his websites up just have
them crank
stuff out so they'd be there be
singing
raising the flag so much that
nobody
would take them seriously the
yeah the
obvious question is you know
will this
this team of five be able to
invalidate
the elections or what's going
to happen
is there a point where this
group or
some group could say there's
been so
much interference this
elections invalid
well I think what's important
to note is
that
whatever Canadians decide right
and when
we go sorry let's take a step
right
because one of the things that
we can
have confidence in is that we
have paper
ballots here in Canada so if
the ballot
box isn't stuffed
if the results aren't tampered
with the
election results are valid
right so
right it's Canadians making the
decisions when they go into
that ballot
box what this group will be
determining
is if there's been a
disinformation
campaign or something that has
so
altered the discourse that
Canadians
need to know where this
information is
coming from that's what they
would be
alerting Canadians to but
ultimately
Canadians are going in marking
their
ballots casting their ballots
and making
those decisions our job is
trying to
provide them with the tools and
the
resources necessary to make
informed
choices so what I course I did
research
this and it sounds like a lot of
gobbledygook but the idea I
from what I
understand is this panel will
be able to
say that news story is fake
news there
so they become the news guard
you know
here we have commercial
companies like
publicist the actual
advertising agency
running the news guard X browser
extension to tell you if
something's
fake or not you know they're
just doing
that to make sure that no ads
from their
clients run on anything that's
controversial that's why
they're behind
it in this case they're taking
one step
further and they're allowing
this panel
of five to say that's fake
that's fake
news and that's taking it a
little
further than we've done yeah
this is
gonna be a fiasco worth
following
exactly what written all over
it it does
let's see how good you know we
have hot
we hold Canada in high regard
here you
know they've got their their
prints
pretty much in the same regard
we hold
Venezuela
oh well hold on in that case
when Maduro
comes now of course everybody
all in big
major news media excuse me is
all in
with yes this is the best Fred
to look
at these protesters that go as
far as
the eye can see there's half a
million
of them they all hate Maduro
they all
everybody's bad so and that's
the one
side but democracy now being the
socialist operation that it is
is not
buying it and they're just
sticking with
this guy who is a loser but
they're
sticking with this guy and his
and his
nonsense because well you know
the
Cubans like him and we want to
we like
the Cubans socialists so let's
listen to
how they're handling this thing
because
it's a foregone conclusion I
think
unless something weird happens
that
Maduro is gonna end up getting
kicked
out of there but this Venezuela
report
on dn the US backed effort to
oust
Venezuelan president Nicolas
Maduro is
just the first step in the Trump
administration's plan it's the
US backed
after it began I think the
people that
argued that this was actually a
and NBC
had a lot of good clips on this
that
this was something that was
initiated in
Venezuela now it could have
been started
by us but US backed makes it
sound like
we're you know sending troops
and it's
just a very poor way of putting
a hold
on I just have to say yes it's a
us-backed plan of course it is
it
appears it appears to me that
the
Venezuelan people like our plan
but to
say that this was not a
complete us plan
that this guy is not now the
glide oh is
not our guy from the single
mommies
obviously oh god stop listen to
this a
military helicopter passed over
his head
but the security force BBC list
has kept
their distance speakers told
the crowd
this was a moment of history a
moment of
hope for Venezuela beaming
onstage the
man many now look to as a
savior 1y
though already being called
Venezuela's
Obama he's a terrible leader
I heard that first right here
on this
show I heard it from you yeah
there
Obama okay so okay we'll just
let it
slide one way or the other but
it is us
back now but these guys aren't
what you
just heard there is not the
same as what
democracy now is for you know I
understand it's not feeding us
it's only
feeding you John it's feeding
them
socialists and listeners may I
make it
11 tez AOC ever been on that
show oh
yeah I think so well I want to
know who
was really watching this show
well I am
because I think they the reason
I
watched Democracy Now because
people
said I never heard of this show
mmm-hmm
spent on for like 50 years it
is always
left-leaning it's been on for a
long
time when we first started
doing this
these clips on our show
I was bitching about Amy you
know a
decade ago about how she never
combs her
hair and she doesn't make the
important
things of television production
as you
should
yeah well it was just a
commentary on
that it wasn't really a in fact
the fact
is they cover a lot of stuff on
that
show that nobody will touch I
have a
couple examples today so I by
Madonna I
used Democracy Now is a nice
buffer and
it's completely the opposite
kind of
coverage so this is what we get
but
let's listen to it well just as
a quick
aside I do like that you
identified him
as Obama that Obama
is of course if you look at the
whole
comparison grideau is a US asset
probably CIA Georgetown well
yeah what
does that tell you about Obama
the US
backed effort to oust Venezuelan
president Nicolas Maduro is
just the
first step in the Trump
administration's
plan to reshape Latin America
with Cuba
next on its radar whoa
according to the report the
u.s. is
planning to announce new
measures
against Cuba in the coming weeks
including new sanctions and
restoring
Cuba's designation as the state
sponsor
of terrorism the move could
seriously
hamper foreign investment in
Cuba
according to The Wall Street
Journal the
u.s. then plans to target
Nicaragua in
November national security
advisor John
Bolton dubbed the three nations
the
troika of tyranny
huh yeah nobody else reported
on that
the troika of tyranny have we
actually
had that we talked about
reported on the
fatties going after Cuba next
well that
would be you know our
information
refining producers send us
information
about the g2 being in control of
Venezuela the g2 is Cuba's
Intelligence
Agency right so that would make
sense in
in this context exactly well is
this the
part 2 of this report in the
latest news
from Venezuela opposition
leader and
self declared president Juan
Guido said
he's reached out to both Russia
and
China the two countries are
Venezuela's
top foreign creditors and have
refused
to recognize why Jose claim to
be
President this comes as Reuters
is
reporting the Maduro government
plans to
sell gold from central bank
vaults to
the United Arab Emirates for
cash as new
sanctions from the u.s.
threatened to
further purple Venezuela's
economy there
are also reports the Venezuela
owned oil
company Citgo is considering
filing for
bankruptcy on Thursday hundreds
of
workers from the state-owned
oil company
paid a visa marched in Caracas
in
support of president Maduro
this is vice
president Dulce Rodriguez
addressing the
March all masks have been
removed from
Donald Trump president of the
United
States from his vice president
that
dislocated mike pence from the
National
Security Advisor John Bolton
all without
exception have said they're
coming for
the oil of Venezuela and what
is our
response Yankee hands off our
oil
industry they will not return
to govern
Venezuela or come to take our
oil well
he may have a problem on his
hands
because it looks like the visa
idea that
I told you about that we had
offered
visas American visas to the
Venezuelan
army yeah looks like it worked
another
massive anti-government rally in
Venezuela's capital Caracas
calling on
president Nicolas Maduro to
resign they
want opposition leader Hwang
Guido who
has the backing of the United
States to
take over and now a general
from the pro
Maduro military has switched
sides
recognized the dictatorial
Authority of
Nicolas Maduro and I recognized
ball
maker Juan cuido as interim
president of
the Bolivarian Republic of
Venezuela 90%
of the Bolivarian armed forces
are not
with the dictator but with the
Venezuelan people wariness whele
dictator has every day two
planes ready
he should go later on Saturday
Maduro
promised holding parliamentary
elections
earlier than planned
three million Venezuelans have
already
voted with their feet and fled
the
country now I wanted to go back
to excel
pipe the second clip from the
Democracy
Now yes where they were the vice
president of Venezuela under
Maduro was
going on and she mentioned
Trump and the
dislocated pants oh I didn't
catch that
yeah the dislocated pence yeah
is that
in the beginning of the clip
where is
that it's in the middle of the
clip on
Thursday hundreds of workers
from the
state's oil company paid a visa
marched
in Caracas and support of
President
Maduro this is vice-president
Dulce
Rodriguez addressing the March
I said
before this or is it after this
right
there kids a play all masks
have been
removed from Donald Trump
president of
the United States from his vice
president that dislocated Mike
Pence
from the National Security
Advisor John
Bolton the dislocated yeah I
think we're
missing some that maybe the
translations
a little weird unhinged unglued
well I'm
sure we have someone in the
production
audience who can hear what the
what was
me okay just locate what does
that even
mean it's like he's moved out
of the
executive house that the vice
president
stays in or he's committing
politically
just it politically dislocated
is there
a different definition of
dislocated
other than your shoulder or
that I know
that's kind of where it goes
from me
yeah well we can always
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so dislocate disturbed the
normal
arrangement disturb the
organization
disrupt disorganized
disarranged arrange
ah must be deranged yeah
instead of dislocated meant
deranged the
deranged Mike Pence
he hates gays did you know yeah
he does
he wants to do conversion
therapy on
their oil and that of course
was a
probably some sarcasm there
that some
somebody sent us a note bitch
she said
you guys do more sarcasm than
anybody
well know that voice yeah I
think he's
right sweetie said yeah I think
I think
that is an example
hmm but I just did there was
probably
that probably he's probably
right I'll
be right we're just sarcastic
douches
all right let's go for what's
another
country with a Cameroon update
we
haven't done that camera ruin
what is
all hell's break-in loose in
Cameroon
opposition leader Maurice canto
was
arrested as the government
cracks down
on unrest after last year's
disputed
presidential election Campos
lawyer said
the arrest was due to opposition
protests over the weekend
security
forces reportedly responded to
the
protests by firing live bullets
meanwhile the Committee to
Protect
Journalists is calling for the
release
of two journalists who were also
arrested while covering an
opposition
gathering in Cameroon huh well
there's
no there's now nine hundred
dead in the
Democratic Republic of Congo
that and
that's not from Ebola but
that's just
people who were pissed off
about the
elections that's still there
now we
don't have much news these
elections
cause a lot of problems you
know I'm
wondering if maybe the whole
idea the
democratization of the world is
really
just to create these these
murders
elections are rigged else Spain
be careful Madrid has seen big
protests
Spanish pensioners were on the
streets
of Madrid on Saturday to demand
better
public pensions the protesters
say and
by the way they're all wearing
yellow
vests recentiy we're not all
but a lot
of yellow vests showing up your
pieces
have been too small and she
stet rise at the rate of
inflation they
were joined on the march by
taxi drivers
who've also been on strike for
nearly
two weeks our parents and our
elders are
supporting us economically so
we can
continue this fight to end job
instability the flight of money
from our
country and the corrupt
politics we've
seen over the last 25 years
Spanish
Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez
has offered
a 6 percent increase but
pensioners are
holding out for more they've
allowed
themselves to Madrid's taxi
drivers who
are on strike in a separate
protest of a
regulation for ride hailing
apps like
uber and then we hear what they
were
doing these taxi guys know the
taxi guys
they take like a a thousand cat
taxi
guys and they get on the main
freeways
yeah and just stop abandon a
thousand
cars never lock it lock the
doors and
close them take the keys and
walk hi I
gotta tell you I kind of
understand it
it's got to be the same anger
I'm
feeling with these damn uber
scooters
you know it's just this is the
whole
thing is just annoying
everything about
it is annoying I'm kind of
starting
become a real Grouch about it
well I
mean there were regulations I
mean they
daily this is one of those the
thing is
it's an attack you know it's
because
they come in and they just do
it that's
the problem is that if a nice
immigration funny you say that
because I
have a comparison there in a
minute
but that's that's really what
is the
most axon is they just dropped
the
service in drop it on top of a
city and
say oh here you go and then you
know
it's always beg for forgiveness
and then
then they leave after
everybody's hooked
like a drug dealer it's you
know it's a
very typical Silicon Valley
model and
you know so now the same thing
now
Austin is talking about 17000
scooters
and bikes in downtown Austin
and last
night Tina and I for the first
time I
did this with her we were
walking up the
street and there's a scooter
you know at
a scooter parked diet just
right across
the path of the sidewalk
you know in obstructing walking
and so I
walk up to it and I take it to
the curb
and I hurl it into the street
and just
kept on walking with my girl
I felt it felt oddly satisfying
well
good for you
now I'm it's if I'm doing this
then
other people are gonna get
really
aggressive pretty calm I'm a
pretty calm
guy in general yeah now the in
the
Netherlands just like in
Belgium the
kids are now truants there was
a massive
truancy for cuz of course
they're saying
hey does it's only just you
know it's an
hour and a half away hey the
Belgian
kids they got the three weeks
off of
school we're gonna yeah
protests climate
so they all go out there all
bundled up
for testing global warming
freezing to
death protesting global warming
and you
know then there's all these
reports on
the news all in Dutch so it
doesn't make
any sense to play clips but
yeah so what
do you think you know they
asked the
principal of a huge school
system but
yeah it's actually okay for
them to you
know to to cut class if they're
gonna
protest you know what's
happening with
the climate and the interviewer
said
well what if they were to
protest
migrants no no no they would
not be
allowed to go on the skip
school for
that just shows you what the
thinking
isn't this is very socialist
country and
we're in week 12 acts 12 of the
yellow
vests in France you think
that's all
over nothing happening
recording no no
report well there's this from
euronews
another day of protests in
Paris for the
yellow vest demonstrations
against
President Emmanuel macron and
Frances
high cost of living this week
the focus
is on a police weapon that
fires rubber
bullets it's called the flash
ball and a
court ruled on Friday that it
was legal
but protesters say it's causing
them
serious injuries so at the
rizzuto space
protester who injured his foot
said the
police measures were excessive
I'm in contact with a large
number of
injured people he said and I
can tell
you that they were nonviolent I
myself
am against all forms of
violence on
either side demonstrators and
police
forces but let's be realistic
there are
many more yellow vest victims
than
police several protesters say
they've
lost all ease in the
demonstrations I
thought it was important that I
be here
today to tell my story as a
victim
because I think I should never
have been
wounded
I'm not a hooligan I'm not
someone who
throws things at the police
Saturday's protests began the
12th
weekend of action since the
Asian first
took to the streets in the
middle of
November you kind of miss the
visuals in
this report where you see
people with
you know eye patches cuz their
eyes have
been gouged out by these flash
balls
yeah getting the flash ball to
the eye
is never a good thing and
people who
work doggles people have been
blinded
and you know some people some
people
have been killed by someone
getting hit
in the back of the head with
doing these
flash balls and it's it's just
spreading
mastress in the very the tippy
tippy top
of the down of the bottom of the
netherlands same thing yellow
vests
protesting it's just it's just
not being
covered by the mainstream and
therefore
I guess doesn't kind of exist
well it
doesn't exist to us well it
does exist
to us you and I it exists well
I mean
there's no agenda we're aware
of it but
it's not pointed out at the
beginning of
the show CNN's more concerned
about the
the hat to the Hat the Hat and
Roger
stone Roger stone oh I know one
of our
producers cut this for us this
is Brian
Williams a revelation about
this Roger
stone arrest Barbara I have to
ask you
about a point of that Roger
stone made
that has been dangling out
there all
week that is in your bailiwick
he says
he was never given his Miranda
rights
not mirandizing
someone you are arresting if
it's
correct that there were 26
officers on
that raid show up at the front
door with
a battering ram they know
they've got
media in the front yard failure
to
mirandize would be a big deal
some
people straight up don't
believe is casa
just everyone understands when
you're
arrested and when you're going
to be
interrogated you have the right
to
remain silent
yeah because I think you've
heard this
anything say you say can be
used against
you in a court of law you have
the right
to an attorney
if and it is many famous cases
where
this has not been done
someone was questioned they had
their
rights had not been explained
to them
which I'm still I think there's
still
all kinds of weirdness about
this actual
mirandizing but if you're not
Mirandized
then you know there are issues
if
someone wants to take whatever
you said
in during that time into court
and use
it it will be thrown out in
tension
actually Miranda warnings only
kick in
if you're going to interrogate
a suspect
and so if they didn't mirandize
him and
they didn't ask him any
questions that
wouldn't be a problem at all
the remedy
for failing to mirandize
someone is that
their statements to the
officers then
become inadmissible at trial so
if there
was no question in her
interrogation
there would have been no need to
mirandize him so he may be
telling the
truth without any problem at
all this
was more sure than we even
thought well
the other thing about
mirandizing is
more than just using what you
said
against you is that anything
that that
it that comes out of the
arrests were
there not Mirandized in other
words like
you do something indicate that
in this
lock box
you may find some incriminating
evidence
wait a minute so even if they
found
stuff in his home that they
took and he
wasn't Mirandized that's then
not not if
you properly collect what he
had said or
done gave them a clue to that
to the
evidence yes huh but they had a
warrant
to search anyway so that they
would use
that as well no we had a
warrant so
we're looking around well you
wouldn't
have looked here if it wasn't
for what
this guy said right the net
would get
thrown out okay that's more
than enough
on Roger stone I think yes
cares amend
all things
getting more publicity out of
this than
anything yeah now Alex Jones
did have
something I don't have a clip
of it but
he brought up a point that as
Obama was
leaving office they put through
this
like I don't know three hundred
million
dollar bill to for the
government to go
after fake news and propaganda
from
Russia and all this yes it was
a has a
very specific act yeah and it
ended like
about two or three weeks ago
and the
money it was never read the way
he puts
it and he says that that money
was used
by the media there Trump he
says that
was that that money went nah
the timing
is interesting I have it I
think I put
it in the last to last show no
so look
it up
it was a subsidy that went to
new media
and his claim and the claim
from others
is that the reason why you're
seeing
firing from BuzzFeed and HuffPo
and all
these other or recently vice
vice yep
laid off 250 people advise to
bring it
to profitability they're not
even
profitable YC be profitable if
you got a
you know of 50 60 million bucks
from the
government to spend well I have
it here
I know it's actually in in
these show no
so we also have Snopes is no
longer
fact-checking for Facebook I
think
that's something something
structural
happened yeah and I hadn't
heard this
from from Infowars but I did
hear about
this particular pot of money
which
expired and see if I can find
another
month ago yeah and so then all
of a
sudden all these all these guys
getting
laid off in the joke of course
as all
these people are being told
they learned
the code the code was one of
the most
beautiful memes ever that's
fantastic
dude hey laid off journalists
learned to
code that's what you've been
telling
everybody through this I did
learn what
the what the number one piece
of content
is
BuzzFeed and I presume on other
outfits
like this it's the quizzes
that's that's
where everyone that all of
their traffic
comes from the quizzes you know
like
this or a good gimmick I'd say
well
apparently it's as good as the
you know
the animated gifs in your
newsletter
people love quizzes in a Jew so
there's
stuff like you know what is
this which
which Jonas Brother are you is
one of
the biggest most successful God
people
love this stuff and that's
really where
but BuzzFeed was making their
money or
still is I presume yeah will
they laid
off a lot of people yeah vice
laid off
10% of their workforce yeah no
you
cannot monetize the network
that is my
mantra and I am sticking to it
imagine
all the people who could do this
oh yeah that'd be fab
and we do have a few people to
thank
starting with Sir Marcellus
from I don't
know where he is he wants stock
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you give
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you so
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so sure Marcellus $165 is 16
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there's a whole rigmarole
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it's not as
I'm not giving a stock tip it
was it was
being sarcastic
ah you sarcastic bastard
you could have to read between
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letter identifier when it first
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Hopkins
County White Plains Kentucky KY
and the
bigger city White Plains New
York were
mixed up a lot hmm on a map
Kentucky is
between north and south but for
me I'm
southern
the Yankees burned our Hopkins
County
Courthouse during the War of
Northern
Aggression as the south would
say I
think they should apologize for
burning
down our core
house don't you and they stole
your
white planes but no apology and
today
some of it are added again with
the
destruction of removal of our
monuments
is there fear the south will
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he's a railroader from
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California 77.7 seven please
don't use
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read this
yeah I bet listen to your
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working in
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welcome
respite is a welcome respite
from the
insane liberalism that
surrounds me for
now let's just say this a lot
of what's
wrong is academia is fault
we are brainwashing America's
youth
first it was feminism and
Marxism now an
almost religious blend of
cultural
Marxism and identity politics
it poisons
everything and our graduates go
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staff the BuzzFeed's of the
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oh my much more later clearly
this
professor Anonymous has no
tenure
maybe maybe not well if he does
then I
think it's just duty to stand
up and say
these things now I know you can
lose
tenure you know no it's not
like what
kind of what kind of bogus
racket is
that I thought tenure the whole
idea is
you're tenured and you can
speak your
mind yeah you think that's like
being a
fellow at I be fired
okay well then the chordal are
and you
i'm Oudin a madden I'm out in
in the
Netherlands 75 he's gonna be a
knight I
guess let me read this
only one day until knighthood
but
couldn't wait any longer your
sarcasm
piece on ben shapiro was
excellent I
actually listened to Ben show
off and
yeah a lot of people do and we
also said
that he's not wrong but I
couldn't
figure out why sometimes I miss
out
weeks you nailed it on show
1108 I had
the same issue with other
podcasts by
the way but not with no agenda
what a
great show the two of you make
one of
the last shows of 2018 John
said all we
do is talk about the news just
a bit
more in depth you were selling
yourself
short there John although it
might feel
easy for you after all those
years
you're both very skilled in
what you do
I can't even remember what my
view of
the m5m was in 2017 but I seem
to be
disagreeing a lot more with a
lot of
people these days apart from
all the
deconstruction you do the show
brings me
lots of laughter sometimes
attracting
strange looks from people
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probably you know to put some
aside but
we start just doubling up and
doubling
up because you might have a
long run and
that is bad things happen to
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things but bad things will
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in groups of three this is why
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celebrities
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they say
you know it could be four could
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but it's always a grouping and
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another tried changing
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it's like for example you're at
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it just
get our way from the craps
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here's what I do when I get a
speeding
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in a
while I changed all of my
driving
behaviors for at least a month
cuz I
notices when I was younger
you'd get a
ticket then you get a ticket to
the next
week and you did you get bang
bang bang
you get three tickets all of a
sudden
how many tickets have you do
you I've
never I don't think I've gotten
a ticket
in 30 years you know go fast
enough I
don't have that swanky Lexus
thirty-year-old Lexus to tootle
around
and they're probably pulling
you over
just to make sure you belong on
the road
hey hey we can't track this car
how old
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the table that sounds good
looking into
it it looks like you can just
make it a
straight one-to-one
substitution with
the wheat and a lot now can you
make
sorghum sourdough with the
sourdough
with a snore gum flour I don't
see why
not
I'm curious how that would tell
you how
it would attack the sorghum I
circum
doesn't seem to have a lot of
gluten if
any and I'm not sure that I
don't know
if the sourdough is going after
the
gluten I don't know what to
prot wood
yeah I don't this product this
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sword sorghum should be
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they should they should carry
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because of this I guess now
it's it's
the the whole roe v-- wade
Virginia New
York abortion bills have been
such a
contentious just a contentious
topic
everyone has an opinion but no
one just
reads the damn law to just say
what is
and is not legal and the reason
I
figured we do this is Kathy
Tran from
Virginia Democrat from Virginia
who
wrote the bill she's kind of
doubled
down with just yeah kind of
fuzzy
language and I wanted to play
that hi
I'm Kathy Tran and I represent
the 42nd
district in the Virginia House
of
Delegates I know women in my
family
women in my district and women
across
Virginia who've had to make the
very
personal decision as to whether
or not
they're going to have an
abortion that's
why I introduced a bill to
repeal the
medically unnecessary and in
duly
burdensome barriers that
Virginian women
face when they're accessing
this health
care service in consultation
with their
doctor I present in my bill
this week
and I was really surprised by
the line
of questioning that I got this
bill had
been introduced in the General
Assembly
in previous years and in fact
this
session was also introduced in
her state
Senate I want to be very clear
about
what's currently allowed in
Virginia law
right now women are able to
access an
abortion in the later stages of
pregnancy under certain
conditions with
the approval of medical doctors
I've
done nothing to change that
what I have
done is try to make sure that
women are
able to make these decisions
and access
these services in a timely
manner since
the bill hearing I've heard
from many
women in my district and across
Virginia
who support my efforts to make
sure that
politicians don't get between a
woman
and her health care decisions I
appreciate their support and I
will
continue to stand with the
women in
virgin
so this is fine so this wasn't
it the
this third trimester as far as
I know
was not law it has been
proposed before
and she made a few small
changes I think
it's just helpful if we just
read what
is actually in the proposed
bill and
then you'll have that
information so
you'll not because it's not
that hard
that's yeah I'm a I'm an and
legislation
analyst but if this is just
English it
is not difficult so this is
specifically
about 18 to - 74 when abortion
or
termination of pregnancy is
lawful after
the second trimester of
pregnancy so
that is after 22 between 24 and
20 and
40 weeks which means any time
in that
period it shall be lawful for
any
physician licensed by the Board
of
Medicine to practice medicine
and
surgery to terminate or attempt
to
terminate a human pregnancy or
aid in or
aid or assist in the
termination of a
human pregnancy by performing an
abortion or causing a
miscarriage on any
woman in a stage of pregnancy
subsequent
to the second trimester
provided that
the following conditions are
met so
that's pretty simple if you're
certified
doctor you can do this if
number one
said operation is performed in a
hospital licensed by the
Virginia State
Department of Health or
operated by the
Department of Behavioral Health
and
development developmental
sciences I
believe this to be the actual
problem in
this bill because this is not
necessary
in up in the up until the third
trimester it can be done in the
clinic
and hospitals do not want
abortions in
their facilities it's the
biggest
problem with access to this
particular
service hospitals don't want
the bad PR
that's why you've got shittiest
clinics
but that's just an aside to the
physician certifies so this is
second
you had the this has to be
adhere to in
order for this to be legal the
physician
certifies and enters in the
hospital
record of the woman that in the
physicians medical opinion
based upon
the physicians best clinical
judgment
the continuation of the
pregnancy is
likely to result in the death
of the
woman impaired the mental or
physical
health of the woman so I think
that the
impair the mental health of the
woman is
an issue for a lot of people
because
that's open to wide
interpretation third
measures for life support for
the
product of such abortion or
miscarriage
shall be available which does
not mean
it has to be available but
legally shall
means it's could be available
and
utilize if there's any clearly
visible
evidence of viability and then
finally
before performing any abortion
or
inducing any miscarriage of
terminating
a pregnancy as provided in the
for
mentioned the physician shall
obtain the
informed written consent of the
pregnant
woman however if the woman has
been
adjudicated incapacitated by
any court
or competent jurisdiction or the
physician knows or as good
reason to
believe such a woman is
incapacitated as
adjudicated by a court of
competent
jurisdiction then only after
permission
is given in writing by a parent
Guardian
committee or other persons
standing and
local parents the woman made a
physician
perform the abortion so yes to
say that
no one will do this when that
when the
woman is dilating may be true
but
technically as possible and the
technical issue that I see is
if the
physician believes the mother's
mental
health may be affected by the
birth then
this is legal the tip literally
up until
the child is born so that is
the factual
information anything else you
hear is
just posturing and bullcrap I
have two
things to say personally one
you know
Tina and I met through the
Ronald
McDonald House that's we met
and I've
been a supporter of Ronald
McDonald
House for a long time there
family rooms
they have the house and then
they have
family rooms the number one use
of the
family rooms which are in
hospitals
where people who typically have
children
in their
could you be a little quieter
with
whatever you're doing yeah sorry
are you yeah you're paging
through the
law okay I got it look in your
law books
the number one use of the neuron
McDonald House family rooms is
for
premature babies born at 24
weeks who
survived so I just want to say
for me
personally it's like wow 24
weeks you
know that's a long time to make
a
decision about an abortion and
I've seen
two lots lots of children
survive this
what are you doing it's so loud
it's
really loud I'm looking for
some paper
second thing I'd like to say I
hope I
hope you're with me I'm
listening I
personally feel that as a
parent you
should be able to kill your
child up
until they're 13 or 14 because
they can
hit assholes ah sarcasm yeah
there's my
sarcasm is right
yeah damn it so that's all I
got that's
the law and anything else
anyone says
any posturing you know the
physician who
said who was you know on I'm
sorry the
governor who is now now he has
a whole
bunch of other problems the
governor's
in trouble he was a little
disingenuous
he was only talking about
physical
deformities but yeah that's the
law
that's all there is to it it's
in the
show note you can print it out
you can
take long you haven't he has
someone has
an argument you say here's what
the law
says that's all you got to do
everything
you hear is just a bunch of
dickheads
typically men by the way who we
all know
it better including the
governor well
that doesn't preclude the the
woman
herself when she gave testimony
and
pretty much so the baby could
be half
born and they have to kill it
that's but
that's true yeah that's my
point it's
legal yes yeah so yeah it
doesn't
preclude anything that what I
hate about
this what I really despise is
that this
is all about politics has
nothing to do
if you think that you're
Democrat
liberal politicians are out
there trying
to protect your right or if
think that some a whole
Republican
politicians are trying to
protect babies
rights or has nothing to do
with it it's
about votes and here's Governor
Cuomo of
New York just abusing this and
abusing
women for votes Kavanagh is
going to
reverse roe v-- wade I have no
doubt
whose knowledge is going to
reverse roe
v-- wade I have no doubt so
what do we
do protect ourselves pass a
state law
that is a prophylactic from the
federal
action and that means pass rose
reproductive health
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that's all that it's about it's
just
about winning votes discusses
that but I
think what he's really doing
there which
is kind of ironic is he's
pushing states
rights right it's very ironic
because
the Democrats have never been
for stage
rights I think everything
should be in
the hands of the federal
government but
those rights is a reversal
that's the
old Democratic Party has
nothing to do
with this well I still think we
should
play the 58 second clip which
one is it
Virginia bill on abortion where
they
have the woman who wrote the
bill that
you just read word for word
mhm being grilled by one of the
state
senators in Virginia so how
late in the
third trimester would you be
able to do
that you know it's very
unfortunate that
are there are physicians
witnesses were
not able to attend today to
speak
specifically I'm talking about
your bill
how late how late in the third
trimester
could a physician perform an
abortion if
he indicated it would impair
the mental
health of the of the woman or
physical
okay okay I'm talking about the
mental
health so I mean through the
third
trimester the third trimester
goes all
the way up to 40 weeks okay but
to the
end of the third trimester I
don't think
we have a limit in the bill so
where
it's obvious that a woman is
about to
give birth she has physical
signs of
that she is about to give a
birth would
that still be a point at which
she could
request an abortion if she was
so
certified she's dilating mr.
chairman
that would be a you know a
decision that
the doctor the physician and
the women
understand that I'm asking if
your bill
allows that my bill would allow
that yes
yeah exactly
I'm all for it I just like it
televised
I want to televise I want art
hour
executions televised I want all
of this
killing people should be
televised
that's not sarcasm I've said
this for
years televise it let's see if
we all
like it I like killing the baby
yes I
want televised executions I
want to
everything should be televised
why not
it's reality TVs the ha
format well would put the
kibosh is word
I only used rarely reservedly
or kibosh as some people would
like to
pronounce it it put the kibosh
on any of
these activities because it's
gruesome
yeah well I mean I met
electrocution I
don't know maybe if you'll get
me they
used to go to the town halls
and watch
the the hangings and they've
been there
people getting shot and all the
other
executions at least we were led
to
believe that when they were
chopping off
heads oh yeah during the French
Revolution we understand from
reports
that the huge crowds would
gather and
then the knife would come down
and chop
off somebody's head and the
head would
go rolling into a bucket and
everyone
would cheer so I don't know
that it
would put a stop to it
no it wouldn't it would be also
feel
that we should have live
telecasts of
how your beef is made how your
chicken
is called all of this is you
know don't
not just one little documentary
a live
channel yeah on your on your
Alexa
what's that screen thing
they've got now
or the Google a whole screen
all of that
beautiful the Google whole the
Google
assistant should show me where
my should
be on the carton see the
electrode going
in let me up guys butch room up
and then
they hold up the stake that you
just
bought and say look there's the
stake
you just bought have the hooks
in there
and they ripped the hook out
chopped his
head off gut and while he's
living yes
why not
if we gotta be honest let
you're gonna
kill kids until they're 13 so
nice well
that's a parent I think you
should be
able to kill your own kid just
yeah I
think that I think kids at this
one's no
good so here we go let's play
yeah let's
get to it I just want to get
one clip by
are we how are we for time last
clip
alright I've got a clip here on
I think
this is underreported story
about the
fake school that was used to
lure a
bunch of do
bags into signing up but they
were all
illegal immigrants so I don't
know it's
not reported by the mainstream
media
what's at all oh I don't know
anything
about this
yeah of course not because it
would
overuse reporting on the fake
school
underreported deeds details
have emerged
about how the Department of
Homeland
Security set up a fake college
in
Michigan as part of an
elaborate sting
operation to crack down on
immigration
violations the website of the
University
of Farmington claimed to be a
nationally
accredited business and stem
institution
but in fact the school did not
exist
earlier this week
eight student recruiters were
indicted
for conspiring to help foreign
citizens
and role in the fake school and
attempt
to for them to remain in the
country
illegally
in addition immigration agents
have
arrested about a hundred thirty
people
who attempted to enroll in the
school
wait a minute you mean they
pulled like
a honeypot like the FBI does
with idiot
people who that they turn into
terrorists and these people
wanted to
actually learn they wanted to
go to
school and that was the
honeypot yeah
now that's not cool man
that's not okay no that's not
cool well
there was must have been some
other
element I mean they're not
gonna go into
any details on this on
democracy now of
course cuz they never do but it
must
have been something about it
that was
the lure people longed to learn
people
wanted to learn and then you're
nailed
no indicators to disagree I
don't know I
want to I have to look into it
no thanks
to you you're welcome
work
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