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1069: German SPAM

Adam Curry & John C. Dvorak

3h 3m
September 16th, 2018
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Executive Producers: Sir Julian, Scott Lovenberg, Sir Software Dev

Associate Executive Producers: Sir Richard

Cover Art by Conan Salada

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Chapters

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Start of Show
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3:25
AC's Travel Update
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21:53
Climate Change: Hurricane Florence
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26:43
Climate Change: Hurricane Maria Death Toll
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29:20
Climate Change: Typhoon Mangkhut
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32:58
Climate Change
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37:03
Just The Facts with Steve Ballmer
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43:07
Hillary Clinton On Tour: Lesbians Who Tech
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1:00:59
Credits
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1:10:05
No Agenda Career Advice
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1:14:58
Social Media Influencers
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1:19:12
Lodestar Hitjob
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1:22:56
Trump's Dentures
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1:24:23
Brad Pitt's Make It Right Foundation Housing Issues
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1:33:12
Stormy Daniels
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1:37:25
Kavanaugh Sexual Harassment Allegations
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1:40:14
JCD's Workplace Memories of Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer
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1:44:36
Brexit
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1:45:54
Arjen Kamphuis Missing In Norway
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1:48:35
Swedish Carbeques
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1:54:21
Bob Woodward
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1:57:22
European Court Ruling of UK Mass Surveillance Program
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2:00:37
EU State of the Union Fake Broadcast Applause
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2:03:20
Donations
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2:13:05
Birthdays & Title Changes
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2:15:08
The Purge: Reddit bans QAnon subreddit
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2:22:01
Spot The Spook: Reddit Chief of Policy Jessica Ashooh
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2:25:13
FBI China Investigations
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2:30:03
Chinese Values
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2:33:36
Trump 401K Story Package
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2:37:18
Massachusetts Gas Explosions
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2:43:01
Trump Investigation: Paul Manafort
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2:50:14
White Power Hand Signal
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2:51:52
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Photoshoot Criticism
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2:53:55
An-225 Jumbojet
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2:56:27
End of Show
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    don't cut in line and stop stealing our
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    secrets Adam curry this is no agenda and
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    from northern Silicon Valley where were
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    precept four and I thought I'd catch him
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    off guard I'm John C Dvorak oh yeah no I
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    fumbled a little but I was taking you up
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    on your challenge right there I'm not
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    gonna mess around it no one to get
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    presents and it's our goal apparently
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    its newly Argos now our goal to start
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    the show presents art this show at 9:00
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    yeah well this never goes by 9:15 so I
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    think priests efforts probably not a bad
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    day but I just say it's Thursday I keep
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    doing this
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    it's Sunday did you say it's Thursday
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    opening and yeah and you remember and do
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    you remember the show the your
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    double-header I said Thursday and it was
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    Sunday is something about Thursdays and
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    Sundays I keep messing it up
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    you did on the other show yes and you
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    edited that and didn't even catch it
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    well that's the one thing I don't really
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    pay much attention to I'm not trying to
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    get ready to get my own intro well I got
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    I got the date right at least this is a
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    long day yeah four years from now to be
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    Renee anyway I apologize Tina is wrong
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    what are you doing girl go sightseeing
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    she's in Switzerland she's listening to
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    the show what's wrong with that well I
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    think this show probably is better than
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    the sightseeing in Switzerland
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    well now she was out on that Lake
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    Lucerne she's having a good time they
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    closer is a nice free Lake very nice
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    freely unless we're just a moment let's
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    just thank the gods for a second for
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    providing us with the Jigga's we need to
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    make this show possible from two
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    completely different locations on earth
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    where for me it is 6:15 p.m. on Thursday
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    so anyway I'm in Lucerne New Zealand
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    today yeah why well because tomorrow
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    we're going up to CERN to see the gonna
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    go actually look at the hate you're
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    gonna do be feet on the ground at the
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    Hadron Collider the Large Hadron
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    Collider no less how many guys he's
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    gonna take to throw you in look this may
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    be the last show so I'm already drinking
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    I'm feeling good oh there it is
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    all right dudes b4 is 5 6 7 8 9 9 cars
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    short one what yeah
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    my second how come I didn't have
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    yeah the foamer no there's something
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    wrong you know I'm dealing with
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    different screen real estate here ah
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    there we go
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    I opened up two database searches
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    alright just pretend you heard the
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    foamer oh my god now it's more like this
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    beautiful yeah so we're going up to the
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    Large Hadron Collider and apparently
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    they do have a gift shop so I will be
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    but one day yeah but there yeah but
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    they've also they've shut it down I
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    think it's down gotta pay for this
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    Collider somehow the gift shop doesn't
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    it's shut down in these weeks for some
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    kind of maintenance so they say mm-hmm
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    who knows what they're really up to
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    they have to wait for that black hole to
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    recede let me give you a little a travel
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    update John just uh yes you're right we
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    should mention that you're on the road
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    yes mention that you're on the road
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    you've met you bet you've got engaged
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    for the 15th time and you by the way you
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    had the meeting at the Millennial table
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    about your engagement yes and JC said I
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    thought he already was engaged yeah and
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    Jay the younger millennial says oh no no
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    no that was a prompt yes yes that's
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    correct that was a prompt yes yes that's
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    that was a commitment my not promised
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    but commitment call promise nowadays
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    okay I'll take that I said what what is
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    what did they complicate these matters
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    it's all about pressure man yes but it's
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    now it's not the 15-time stage - then
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    listen thank you very much for the
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    newsletter in which you not only
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    incorrectly named Tiffany willow but
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    then also insinuated I'm wearing a bra I
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    mean you really I thought that was that
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    was willows it was Tiffany was there too
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    you know it's like siblings we hang out
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    each other's anniversary profs similar
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    to each other was very funny
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    here's willow with her son Elon Musk
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    hey Jake comes into the room she's got
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    the newsletter she says his curry
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    related to Elon Musk
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    I was pretty funny
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    but here's the irony of it all so we
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    you'll see we trust us about the bra no
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    wait a second
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    so we travel by train and we get in and
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    we walk around got stuff to tell you
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    about what we've seen and then we were
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    in bed and it's like geez have you heard
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    if you seen the draft newsletter have
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    you heard from John I said no no it's
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    like hmm we're going on 1:30 2:00
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    o'clock his time and saying you know
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    that's the odd and then yeah and then
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    now it's midnight our time so Allah
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    email them just like hey you okay
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    newsletter coming the newsletter comes
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    in about 10 minutes later and it's like
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    nothing but insulting waiting I'm
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    wearing a bra hey this this newsletter
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    it's cause comedy gold
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    you need to subscribe to it and any no
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    agenda show notes page or no agenda show
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    comm shows you how so we left Lake Como
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    the board is at this Saturday was static
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    yeah Saturday and we took the train to
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    Lucerne which is a very very easy
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    connection everything runs beautifully
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    on time that's what mostly need took
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    care of the first thing we noticed it at
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    Como at the Como train station is a lot
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    of Asians with selfie sticks walking
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    around and and I don't know if something
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    if it's like a timing or you know
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    vacation time and I'm not sure where
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    these are people are from probably I
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    think China but you know there was a
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    couple of people we look like yeah they
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    look like kpop ER so they could have
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    been South Korea but I would say in
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    general I thought most of them are from
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    China and there's they're all over
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    Luzerne and also at the train station as
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    people arriving a lot of kind of
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    middle-aged guys I'd say like my age
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    paunchy but all decked out in bike
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    racing outfits and they're just
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    everywhere so it's almost like the
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    douchebag Silicon Valley guys you know
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    who take their bikes on the jet or send
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    them ahead and then I think they're
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    training in the in the Italian mountain
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    it's yeah and none of them really look
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    the part you know they got the paunch
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    whatever the outfits outfits in their
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    legs are shaved but otherwise dude you
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    know is that a little sport is they they
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    paying for you to give you money where
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    you do that their colors you almost want
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    to ask like wow you're sponsored please
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    give me a break buddy don't anybody also
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    I wanted to mention
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    holy smokes the difference in prices
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    between Italy where we were of course is
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    you know there's blue many regions in
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    Italy but we weren't that far away in
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    Lake Como and here in Luzerne it's
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    triple the price of everything it's
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    mind-boggling how do these people afford
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    this it's it's really insanely expensive
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    luckily we're only here for a couple of
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    days now on the train something very
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    interesting happen the Swiss border
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    guard came through the train just as
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    we're going from I guess Lugano crossing
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    the border and these guys come through
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    and actually they were kind of you know
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    they seemed kind of friendly of course
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    we have the obvious white privilege I
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    guess so you know just looking at it
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    okay then they drop by and just just
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    friendly nod you see them going in
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    between the cars and coolly just
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    knocking but then forcefully opening the
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    bathrooms and I guess they're looking
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    for well I know what they're looking for
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    now because they got off at the first
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    stop in Switzerland and we're sitting
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    there right next to on the on the at the
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    train station they have a smoking booth
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    yeah so it's kind of like a kid glass
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    cage and there's three guys in there a
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    black guys very dark black important for
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    the story in this in this context kind
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    of in this new like Gucci type gold
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    glittery outfits stuff with iPhones kind
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    of the stuff that I suspected would be
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    in their suitcase that they're going to
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    sell wherever they're going to wind up
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    and these guys we see them they go up to
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    them and they asked him a question and
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    you know one whatever the answer was it
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    was not satisfactory the guy's some
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    fumbling with his iPhone this border
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    guard grabs his phone pulls it in the
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    guy's head snaps down because it had his
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    earphones plugged in he grabs up the
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    other plugged in he grabs up the
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    guys phones and immediately see this
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    guy's these guys are in trouble there's
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    no passports they can produce and they
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    got nailed and these guys were not
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    messing around and they were straight to
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    search and of their baggage and the
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    Swiss just whisked yeah because you know
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    what's happening is you got all these
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    all these migrants coming into Italy and
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    the Swiss do not want them in their
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    country and they mean business
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    I mean strict with their immigration
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    crap yeah they were not messing around
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    and I'm so I was rather interesting to
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    see ya get through this whole thing
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    without having any migrants at all you
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    know they also have no beggars no
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    homeless talk about Hungary Hungary's
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    bad guys but they financed all the Wars
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    you know no one's gonna mess with the
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    Swiss leave them alone and we get here
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    and by coincidence it's the Lutheran
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    Festival which means there's you know
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    music everywhere and just a ton of
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    classical cars right kind of in the in
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    the in the middle of downtown extremely
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    nice but it's very strange loser and if
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    you want to go shopping you want to get
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    anything instead of outside of dinner
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    watches and chocolate you have to go
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    back to the train station underneath the
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    loser and train station is a mall that
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    is mind-boggling mind-boggling how big
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    it is and that's where everyone shops
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    it's where everyone does their you know
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    the deal
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    there's high-end clothing stores of
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    course more jewelry stores but that's
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    where the big supermarket is it's really
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    bizarre and and for a guy that keeps the
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    rest of the town pristine it keeps it
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    and we were there Saturday night because
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    we wanted to get some groceries for this
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    morning and it was just insanely busy
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    you know it's 8:00 checkout lines 40
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    people deep just yeah the mall
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    underneath the train station a madhouse
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    and for a guy with hearing aids it was
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    very is really quite a sensory overload
  • 11:50
    like what's going on just a lot of noise
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    see what also have to mention our trial
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    oh yeah the minute we cross the border I
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    start getting spam in German and it's
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    really irking me how do they do this
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    how do they what are they attaching to
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    me that they know how to start emailing
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    me in the minute I hit their country how
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    does that work is that she let you it's
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    the phone just do it ad everybody was
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    not on my phone we were on the Wi-Fi of
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    course coming through your earbuds
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    for your earring hearing aid you're
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    talking about I was I'm connected
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    through the dongle with my laptop
  • 12:32
    computer yes my computer and then I
  • 12:35
    start getting spam in German on email at
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    Adam at curry calm the minute we it was
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    Italian spam before that demon mentioned
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    that part and now I hit the border and
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    boom I start getting German spam is this
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    in your your email my email yeah in my
  • 12:51
    email what's the what's the preface
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    there the the top-level domain on your
  • 12:58
    email curry calm is not going through
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    Google or no no no not curry calm
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    stretch with the Kurt Union you mean
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    your own emails yes my own yes so
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    somehow I have no idea that the now now
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    just say it that way I have doesn't make
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    any sense at all it must be somehow as I
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    guess some you got you they get you dig
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    it they get a chip in you man it's the
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    hearing its back to the hearing aids
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    yeah we know we're hearing aids now I
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    think it's got an IP address don't they
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    it's got to be cookies in my browser or
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    something that's gets snooped and then
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    they suck it off and so to speak and
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    then they send it on and ease in my
  • 13:35
    browser it went fast though I mean hey
  • 13:37
    let me cook it what's that so much
  • 13:39
    people can do this one cookies in my
  • 13:41
    browser anyway going sorry sir I was
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    just amazing I mean that it happens
  • 13:45
    we've seen this a lot but that it was
  • 13:48
    right past the border I'm just
  • 13:49
    preoccupied so the emails come in like
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    wow that's pretty sophisticated it's
  • 13:54
    like there's a big giant room and
  • 13:55
    there's a screen and there's a little
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    white there's - oh my goodness
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    yeah they're following you anyway so
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    we're in an air B&B even though I
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    despise the company I haven't liked them
  • 14:18
    for a while because they're also doing
  • 14:19
    pricing based upon you know profile so I
  • 14:21
    have Tina now do all the the the
  • 14:25
    ordering cuz then we hit a chip you
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    because you're because I guess I've or
  • 14:29
    done it a lot or whatever they just
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    trying to get get me to pay a higher
  • 14:32
    price and then she logs in she uses her
  • 14:34
    account and then she logs in she uses her
  • 14:35
    and she gets a lower price so for wine
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    that's outrageous that's the same as
  • 14:40
    uber we've seen this happen we know
  • 14:41
    what's going on
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    but this is a particular Airbnb I got to
  • 14:47
    tell you when people are doing
  • 14:48
    straight-up air B&B and not you know
  • 14:51
    these so-called sharing of their home
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    there's always things wrong you know
  • 14:57
    there's just little things that if you
  • 14:59
    lived here that's because it's usually a
  • 15:01
    not cared for properly well no it says
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    care no he's like no it's meticulously
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    cared for it's very clean everything is
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    very nice we had we've had a place to
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    place and landed that the stove wasn't
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    hooked to the wall I mean it's that kind
  • 15:19
    of stuff you know I'd light bulbs are
  • 15:21
    out because no one's right the light
  • 15:23
    bulbs are out in the kitchen and the
  • 15:24
    switch another thing you put new bulb
  • 15:26
    and didn't work exactly yeah oh yeah
  • 15:28
    then you don't know which switch to hit
  • 15:29
    and then adds all kinds of weird little
  • 15:32
    things like that in this place also has
  • 15:34
    one toilet upstairs it's kind of a loft
  • 15:37
    half-half thing but one tile 't poop
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    hole upstairs the shower downstairs this
  • 15:45
    is and six beds you know there's a
  • 15:48
    there's a bathroom with the bathtub and
  • 15:50
    the bed in the same I got to take a
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    picture of that you won't believe it
  • 15:53
    that's not what we're sleeping
  • 15:55
    downstairs in the living we're sleeping
  • 15:58
    in the living room which was not in the
  • 16:01
    picture of the Airbnb there was no
  • 16:02
    picture of the bed in the living room
  • 16:04
    that's what we're sleeping on which is
  • 16:06
    in a direct diagonal view of the balcony
  • 16:09
    doors which have no shade to the people
  • 16:11
    across the way can just see you in your
  • 16:13
    bed is a whole bunch of things wrong and
  • 16:16
    I think it's this should be rules about
  • 16:18
    that no you should live in the place you
  • 16:22
    if you're part of the sharing economy
  • 16:24
    yeah this whole sure anything is
  • 16:26
    nonsense exactly all right so the only
  • 16:29
    things that got left is the total Asian
  • 16:30
    invasion here just everywhere well what
  • 16:33
    is it in the culture of I'll just say I
  • 16:35
    think it's the Chinese but they're so
  • 16:37
    damn rude they're all just pushing up
  • 16:40
    against you don't give a crap about you
  • 16:41
    in the way okay now you you that's how
  • 16:44
    you tell the different the Chinese and
  • 16:46
    the Japanese Japanese oops yeah they're
  • 16:50
    all like cuddle up together and they get
  • 16:52
    signs and they get the sticks with a big
  • 16:54
    yellow dot at the top and yes
  • 16:57
    fuzzy balls fuzzy ball random finder and
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    they all stick around together and
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    they're not rude no Chinese are always
  • 17:06
    rude they're they're rude in China why
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    is that what is this
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    I guess I'm bothered me so much I'm a
  • 17:14
    bigger guy I'm 6 1 right bigger than
  • 17:16
    what does it bother them that there are
  • 17:18
    they rude to each other or how does it
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    works why sister culture is that rude
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    they're not being rude look I'm gonna
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    I'm it there's a line
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    there's a spot let me just cut right in
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    front of you because you're not using
  • 17:35
    that Sarafina almost cut this just
  • 17:37
    Chinese lady with her spoon when the
  • 17:39
    lady tried to cut in front of her that
  • 17:40
    the at the ice cream parlor did the
  • 17:43
    right thing yeah it's just insane though
  • 17:51
    back off oh they do back off but how
  • 17:55
    does that happen choice so date on so
  • 17:58
    they don't think that's rude we're
  • 17:59
    cutting a line in China is just normal
  • 18:04
    very normal
  • 18:05
    well there's more reasons I mean so I
  • 18:07
    don't care what Google does with their
  • 18:08
    search engine but the fact that you're
  • 18:10
    supporting these rude bastards is a
  • 18:11
    problem by their definition of rude hey
  • 18:14
    when I go to a country I try to be
  • 18:16
    I try to be into the culture I dr.
  • 18:18
    Niccole American it's rude that they're
  • 18:21
    not adopting local customs I agree yes
  • 18:23
    yes but hey with the diversity thing
  • 18:26
    going on local customs don't mean
  • 18:27
    anything anymore get over it I'm gonna
  • 18:29
    go to China and just be a dick
  • 18:32
    you'll fit right in anyway selfie sticks
  • 18:35
    galore they didn't get the memo this is
  • 18:39
    an old fad and what are the you know the
  • 18:42
    okay so then is right by the lake
  • 18:45
    there's their swans and the swans are
  • 18:47
    very beautiful and they've they've
  • 18:49
    gotten this whole trick I know swans
  • 18:51
    I've had swans around me they're
  • 18:52
    terrible animals they're terrible
  • 18:53
    animals and they're they're they're scam
  • 18:56
    artists so you know they like well they
  • 18:57
    do they're beautiful wings up like Oh
  • 18:59
    feed me and everywhere the signs in
  • 19:01
    every language including Chinese don't
  • 19:04
    feed the Swans of course the Chinese are
  • 19:06
    on the other side of the gate feeding
  • 19:07
    the swans are taking selfies with the
  • 19:09
    swans standing in Swan poop the swans
  • 19:13
    poop like massive massive poop the kind
  • 19:20
    of real damn Chinese good news I think
  • 19:28
    the only people that are happy about the
  • 19:30
    Chinese tourists are the Germans because
  • 19:33
    the drugs are always seen as the most
  • 19:34
    rude horrible that's good I will say
  • 19:43
    though that now I'm a little older and
  • 19:45
    I'm in my 50s all of my Dutch French
  • 19:50
    German it's kind of melded together and
  • 19:53
    I'm very capable of functioning without
  • 19:55
    even thinking about I see the words I
  • 19:57
    can read the sentences I can understand
  • 19:59
    what people are saying I can make myself
  • 20:01
    understood it's very interesting that I
  • 20:04
    really don't have to think about it and
  • 20:05
    I thought oh that's a good thing for you
  • 20:07
    this is a good thing help me any and for
  • 20:09
    the Swiss thank goodness they have lime
  • 20:14
    electric scooters the plague during
  • 20:19
    Switzerland he just really really is
  • 20:22
    died for dying I'm taken aback it's kind
  • 20:26
    of interesting to seem like it's within
  • 20:28
    their ability to want something like
  • 20:30
    that or or allow it well as you know
  • 20:32
    these is nothing to do with wanting it
  • 20:34
    has to do with these good people just
  • 20:35
    drop the stuff in you know that
  • 20:39
    yeah but the Swisher's they crack down
  • 20:42
    on that sort of thing they're very well
  • 20:44
    they still a they still made this them
  • 20:46
    hey do you know Damian chairman yay
  • 20:49
    chairman yay yes a chef
  • 20:53
    no no guys like big signs everywhere
  • 20:55
    that he's at the at the he's a big shot
  • 20:57
    at the big hotel and you know looking
  • 21:00
    and he's got tattoos and he looks really
  • 21:02
    sheffy and he has like guest chef Damien
  • 21:06
    gem on yeah
  • 21:08
    you don't know maybe you don't know him
  • 21:10
    then is it well I mean it doesn't mean
  • 21:12
    he's not famous but he's not one of the
  • 21:14
    guys I know you know he's reading about
  • 21:17
    another another shame to chef recently
  • 21:20
    and I guess in New York he can't
  • 21:23
    remember his name already but he was all
  • 21:26
    tatted up and was apparently uh you sure
  • 21:29
    it's not this guy this guy but he was
  • 21:35
    ousted from his whole operation after uh
  • 21:39
    you know is just being horribly rude
  • 21:43
    sexist peak how nice and he was done as
  • 21:50
    a weird these chefs so I'm a little well
  • 21:54
    I'm happy on one hand and I'm a little
  • 21:56
    disappointed on the other that you know
  • 22:00
    now everyone is catching on to the fake
  • 22:02
    storm news that now people are doing
  • 22:04
    their own funny videos on YouTube it's
  • 22:07
    kind of our bitch our bit you know we've
  • 22:09
    been doing that bit for a long time and
  • 22:11
    I don't feel like doing it anymore cuz
  • 22:12
    people doing the video version of it is
  • 22:14
    honestly better than our version there's
  • 22:18
    pretty funny stuff out there
  • 22:19
    yeah good stuff although you sometimes
  • 22:22
    you just can't you just can't get away
  • 22:25
    from from the funny bits this is uh this
  • 22:29
    is a CNN I'm where you're in the middle
  • 22:31
    of all of it there how are things
  • 22:32
    changing there
  • 22:34
    yeah sander I ran on my second civilian
  • 22:37
    here this is Amber your last name is
  • 22:40
    Griff for and this is who down here this
  • 22:42
    is Arlo
  • 22:43
    okay all right now you live in
  • 22:44
    Wilmington what are you doing out here
  • 22:46
    in the boardwalk walking dog what are
  • 22:53
    you doing here supposed to be dangerous
  • 22:55
    Fox News has some of the best
  • 22:57
    Millennials reporting this is fantastic
  • 23:00
    in terms of people that have stayed
  • 23:02
    roughly seven according to officials
  • 23:04
    what I was told to Stan about two hours
  • 23:06
    ago I was told to Stan about two hours
  • 23:07
    about 75% of the population within this
  • 23:10
    entire region has evacuated that still
  • 23:13
    means 15% are still waiting you can't
  • 23:19
    write this stuff these reporters whoo
  • 23:27
    but the storm was such a dud that even
  • 23:30
    Al Gore couldn't couldn't use it to talk
  • 23:32
    about climate change so he went back to
  • 23:35
    the the good old standard of Hurricane
  • 23:38
    Maria although wait wasn't that Trump's
  • 23:40
    fault I don't understand some people
  • 23:42
    evidently what dolt Trump's fault he
  • 23:45
    can't exactly almost let me start that
  • 23:47
    over again
  • 23:48
    some people evidently can still deny the
  • 23:52
    reality it's a little bit harder to deny
  • 23:54
    the 3,000 deaths in Puerto Rico from
  • 23:58
    Hurricane Maria last year
  • 24:02
    [Applause] Maria last year
  • 24:05
    therefore down that rabbit hole are
  • 24:08
    people gonna follow this is utter
  • 24:11
    insanity we have to wake up we are alive
  • 24:14
    in this moment we are awake we have to
  • 24:17
    take geez I want I do want to say
  • 24:22
    something about this death toll because
  • 24:25
    I looked into this and it's not being
  • 24:27
    explained properly and here's a report
  • 24:29
    actually because of course the whole
  • 24:31
    idea was Hurricane Maria will be so
  • 24:34
    devastating it would all be Trump's
  • 24:37
    fault and he's screwed it up twice in a
  • 24:38
    row even after he knew he could do a
  • 24:40
    great job and then the hurricane kind of
  • 24:42
    turned into a lot of water and of course
  • 24:44
    there's all people are always dying you
  • 24:46
    know one guy electrocuted himself
  • 24:47
    hooking up hooking up extension cords in
  • 24:51
    the rain you know someone has a heart
  • 24:52
    attack and of course there was a tree
  • 24:54
    that fell I mean that things do happen
  • 24:56
    but you know think people die every
  • 24:59
    single day for a number of reasons so
  • 25:01
    they really really try to do something
  • 25:04
    with this but now this this this death
  • 25:06
    toll and I looked into this when it
  • 25:07
    first came up and I can't remember what
  • 25:09
    happened but it got shoved out of the
  • 25:11
    news and it's back in tonight President
  • 25:13
    Trump is falsely blaming Democrats for
  • 25:15
    inflating the death toll from last
  • 25:17
    year's hurricane Maria to make him look
  • 25:20
    as bad as possible tweeting today 3,000
  • 25:23
    people did not die in the two hurricanes
  • 25:25
    that hit Puerto Rico a long time later
  • 25:27
    they started to report really large
  • 25:29
    numbers like 3,000 earlier this week
  • 25:32
    claiming deaths from Maria like drowning
  • 25:40
    and injury were estimated at 64 but an
  • 25:43
    independent study by George Washington
  • 25:45
    University commissioned by the Puerto
  • 25:47
    Rican government estimated nearly three
  • 25:49
    thousand people died in the aftermath of
  • 25:51
    the storm due to a lack of resources we
  • 25:54
    are giving strong evidence in a
  • 26:00
    statement the White House said President
  • 26:01
    Trump was responding to the liberal
  • 26:04
    media mr. Trump who faced criticism for
  • 26:06
    his initial handling of the crisis under
  • 26:08
    mounting scrutiny I have no reason to
  • 26:11
    dispute these numbers I was in Puerto
  • 26:12
    Rico after the hurricane it was
  • 26:13
    devastated and Republican Representative
  • 26:16
    Ileana ros-lehtinen said only a
  • 26:18
    warped mind would turn this statistic
  • 26:20
    into fake news the president has turned
  • 26:23
    to conspiracy theories in the past from
  • 26:25
    falsely claiming former President Obama
  • 26:27
    wasn't born in the u.s. suggesting Ted
  • 26:30
    Cruz's father might be linked to the JFK
  • 26:32
    assassination no that was actually the
  • 26:34
    National Enquirer but okay now a new
  • 26:36
    cloud of controversy in its statement
  • 26:38
    tonight the White House also insisted
  • 26:40
    every death from Hurricane Maria is a
  • 26:42
    whore so I did look into this I think we
  • 26:44
    might have discussed it when this first
  • 26:46
    came up the 64 number is what I found
  • 26:49
    interesting where does that come from
  • 26:51
    so this independent study that was done
  • 26:53
    the way they came up with their numbers
  • 26:57
    Venezuela make sure to metree mention is
  • 27:00
    on behest of the government looking for
  • 27:02
    more money it's totally in that same
  • 27:07
    period the year before the hurricane
  • 27:09
    there were 64 people less that had died
  • 27:13
    as in the same period when they were
  • 27:17
    asking these independent questions so
  • 27:20
    people die all the time and lots of
  • 27:22
    people die in poor countries and why
  • 27:25
    it's poor and where there's problems a
  • 27:26
    whole different conversation cuz yes
  • 27:27
    they are a US Protectorate but that
  • 27:31
    difference was 64 which is why I said
  • 27:33
    while 64 people died but this
  • 27:34
    independent study they went around to
  • 27:37
    all these homes and said hey did someone
  • 27:39
    die yeah someone died from the hurricane
  • 27:41
    yeah that was the study yeah where is if
  • 27:46
    those 3,000 people hadn't if there was
  • 27:49
    no hurricane apparently 3,000 people
  • 27:50
    wouldn't have died that would have been
  • 27:52
    an astronomical amount of people to have
  • 27:55
    not died according to the number of
  • 27:57
    people that died in that period every
  • 27:59
    year in Puerto Rico that's how they come
  • 28:01
    up with the 64 and no one is going back
  • 28:04
    and saying hey look at the numbers look
  • 28:06
    at the year before look at five years
  • 28:08
    before you'll see the number of people
  • 28:10
    who died in those five months but now
  • 28:13
    it's all of course Trump's fault but
  • 28:16
    that's where the 64 comes that's comes
  • 28:18
    from and that's where the discrepancy is
  • 28:22
    but that's pretty simple they should be
  • 28:23
    able to just expose that oh please
  • 28:26
    please I was doing since I got some
  • 28:30
    storms I'm sorry I do have I have one
  • 28:34
    this was the one I was watching his CBS
  • 28:37
    I believe I'm watching this thing being
  • 28:39
    played out and I like right we saw the
  • 28:42
    way they've talked about this de storm
  • 28:43
    and he weren't you know this this it was
  • 28:46
    gonna be a four that was gonna be a five
  • 28:48
    and it was gonna get it then it was a
  • 28:50
    two and then tropical storm became a
  • 28:54
    tropical storm which again is this is
  • 28:56
    the same thing that happened in Houston
  • 28:58
    well yeah yeah in Houston but it this is
  • 29:01
    the problem and I think you know there's
  • 29:03
    a lot of water there's a lot of damage
  • 29:04
    but it's not going to what happens
  • 29:06
    instead of being like a storm just goes
  • 29:08
    and blows everything down and it's out
  • 29:09
    of there it sits and dumps a lot of
  • 29:13
    water it's a bad situation
  • 29:15
    damaging is the storm but it's not quite
  • 29:17
    as spectacular to film exactly but a
  • 29:21
    couple of things I have at first of all
  • 29:23
    before playing either the deep
  • 29:29
    deep water deep so the whole last second
  • 29:31
    I'm just looking for the clip this is
  • 29:33
    the jamming to stud tell me to listen to
  • 29:36
    this carefully jamming to still storm
  • 29:38
    stories that's all I got is that your
  • 29:52
    clip yeah the reason is because I'm
  • 29:54
    trying to dissect him what their how
  • 29:56
    they were doing this they played all the
  • 29:58
    stuff about the storm in North Carolina
  • 30:01
    and that was the end of their covers and
  • 30:03
    they they cut right to the storm the
  • 30:05
    real storm in the Philippines oh yeah
  • 30:08
    yeah that that's all over the news
  • 30:10
    that's got 200 mile an hour winds that's
  • 30:13
    not a slouch of a storm but they blame
  • 30:16
    that on Trump
  • 30:17
    oh no cuz Duarte hates him now the doors
  • 30:22
    he hates it's not working out yeah hmm
  • 30:25
    okay but what but the way they did this
  • 30:28
    had made it sound like that again just
  • 30:31
    about an hour's worth of storm coverage
  • 30:33
    and play that clip again and here's how
  • 30:34
    they come out of it the strongest storm
  • 30:43
    on the planet this year's huh so they
  • 30:47
    come out of one store story
  • 30:50
    which and they and if you just casually
  • 30:52
    listening cuz this is what happened to
  • 30:54
    me cuz I'm listening to all these you
  • 30:56
    thought it was the storm wow I didn't
  • 31:00
    know was the strongest storm this year
  • 31:01
    so far and then I I had to listen longer
  • 31:03
    and I feel off another storm all
  • 31:06
    together they just chanted stories
  • 31:08
    together now bastards well here's what
  • 31:11
    the actual big storm down play did play
  • 31:14
    actual big storm actual big storm lashed
  • 31:22
    at the Philippines the torrential rain
  • 31:25
    and fierce winds gusting to 200 miles
  • 31:27
    per hour this is nature something you
  • 31:31
    can up logins along roads strewn with
  • 31:33
    trees and debris
  • 31:35
    we drove north with workers clearing
  • 31:37
    downed power lines and felt the punch of
  • 31:40
    man quits wind BAM with more than five
  • 31:42
    million people living in its path
  • 31:44
    thousands were evacuated from their
  • 31:46
    homes to disaster centers the Typhoon's
  • 31:49
    rain band nearly 550 miles wide you get
  • 31:53
    this fishermen nearly drowned trying to
  • 31:55
    save his boat by storm is different than
  • 31:57
    others he tells us I thought I was going
  • 31:59
    to die for hours man could wreaked havoc
  • 32:02
    on crops here set off landslides and
  • 32:06
    swelled rivers before churning out to
  • 32:08
    sea you know I'm very surprised if they
  • 32:11
    could only find one slight Trump angle
  • 32:14
    it would be perfect well that you can
  • 32:16
    already tell they're given up because
  • 32:18
    this is a low-key report yeah this
  • 32:22
    there's no one is a major major massive
  • 32:24
    huge storm yeah it's heading right into
  • 32:26
    Hong Kong which has got to be a laugh
  • 32:28
    riot to be there during this and they're
  • 32:31
    just playing well and they're just down
  • 32:37
    compared to what they're playing our
  • 32:38
    local one which is all my god every dull
  • 32:40
    hell's breaking loose see I don't really
  • 32:42
    I don't understand they could they
  • 32:43
    should have said thanks to the Trump
  • 32:45
    pulling out of the Paris Accord this is
  • 32:48
    our future look at these dead people
  • 32:49
    well that's what they would do i I
  • 32:51
    didn't get the Democracy Now clip no but
  • 32:54
    I'm sure that that's the way they hear
  • 32:57
    now I want to just tell people there's
  • 33:00
    there's a blog a weather blog called the
  • 33:01
    cliff mass weather and climate
  • 33:04
    and this guy is in Washington State and
  • 33:07
    it's CL iff mas s and you should just
  • 33:13
    subscribe to his blog he is a radial
  • 33:16
    climatologist and he's he knows all this
  • 33:18
    stuff deep and he doesn't he's not an
  • 33:22
    anti climate guy but he's uh he gets
  • 33:26
    accused of being it's like you bureau a
  • 33:29
    Trump apologist is the Trump a halogen
  • 33:31
    syndrome of course and he went through
  • 33:35
    all the documentation because of all
  • 33:38
    these assertions cuz he finds somebody
  • 33:39
    say something bout the weather he checks
  • 33:41
    it out while these assertions that there
  • 33:43
    we get more storms they're worse and all
  • 33:45
    the rest of these gone through the
  • 33:46
    documentation of his most recent post
  • 33:48
    this bullcrap
  • 33:49
    we're having less and less major storms
  • 33:52
    oh no that's not good no so nobody wants
  • 33:55
    to talk about it
  • 33:57
    in fact I got this clip from a guy in
  • 34:00
    Australia Professor Ian Plummer is the
  • 34:05
    climate change always changed his clip
  • 34:07
    which is funny I Karen Phillips wants to
  • 34:11
    change climate then read history go back
  • 34:16
    a little bit read history it's been
  • 34:18
    validated by the geology it's been
  • 34:20
    validated by so many properties and what
  • 34:23
    we see is climate always changes I'm not
  • 34:26
    a climate denier it's not the people who
  • 34:29
    want to have global warming deny that
  • 34:31
    climate changes and they deny what we
  • 34:34
    have known for thousands of years and
  • 34:36
    climate always changes so they're the
  • 34:41
    deniers yes denying climate change
  • 34:47
    anyway anyway denying climate did
  • 34:50
    climate change deniers sorry sorry okay
  • 34:54
    miss fine well I got my storm watch clip
  • 34:56
    into summary from CBS um Jeff Laurie in
  • 34:58
    Wilmington North Carolina and this is a
  • 35:00
    special edition of the CBS Evening News
  • 35:03
    the rain will barely let up here on this
  • 35:05
    coast for another 24 hours
  • 35:07
    the preliminary rainfall totals from
  • 35:10
    Florence are staggering the National
  • 35:13
    Weather Service says more than 30 inches
  • 35:15
    of rain was measured in Swansboro North
  • 35:17
    Carolina that is shatters the state's
  • 35:19
    tropical system rainfall record of more
  • 35:22
    than 24 inches set during Hurricane
  • 35:24
    Floyd in 1999 officials warned some
  • 35:28
    rivers are approaching historic flood
  • 35:30
    levels and the worst of it may still be
  • 35:32
    to come the death toll from Florence
  • 35:35
    climbed to at least 12 some have been
  • 35:38
    killed by falling trees others have died
  • 35:40
    on flooded roads
  • 35:41
    nearly a million homes and businesses in
  • 35:44
    the Carolinas have lost power today the
  • 35:46
    mayor of Wilmington told us it could
  • 35:48
    take weeks to restore all electricity to
  • 35:51
    the city President Trump and vice
  • 35:53
    president pence receive updates on the
  • 35:55
    storm at the White House today the
  • 35:57
    president plans to travel here sometime
  • 35:59
    soon we have a team of correspondents
  • 36:02
    covering this disaster and now what a
  • 36:05
    waste of resources and I killed it there
  • 36:09
    because they went from the one team
  • 36:10
    member to another each of them
  • 36:12
    interviewing some hick now for 40 years
  • 36:18
    and this never been this bad somethings
  • 36:21
    are all here one one note ones it is all
  • 36:24
    man-on-the-street stuff it was really
  • 36:26
    immeasurable I must say of course I
  • 36:29
    don't have any television no we haven't
  • 36:30
    watched any except for a little bit of
  • 36:32
    strange German TV last night but I saw
  • 36:34
    The Weather Channel they've got some
  • 36:36
    pretty cool virtual set 3d graphics
  • 36:39
    where the the host is standing there and
  • 36:41
    then it's like she's standing in the
  • 36:43
    middle of North Carolina and then she
  • 36:46
    shows the water level what are coming up
  • 36:48
    and it comes up around her and a virtual
  • 36:50
    like you have to see it it's in the show
  • 36:53
    notes they got some cool tech to do this
  • 36:55
    again a waste of resources but still
  • 36:59
    because entertain is Lachaise
  • 37:01
    entertainment of course it's
  • 37:02
    entertainment here a lot of people I saw
  • 37:05
    tweeting about John Kerry on Bill Maher
  • 37:07
    last night which I watched the interview
  • 37:11
    and stupid blockhead it just wasn't
  • 37:14
    interesting at all in fact he's a boring
  • 37:17
    guy has always been boring that's where
  • 37:18
    I lost the election and he was making
  • 37:20
    jokes and Bill Maher was a little
  • 37:21
    annoyed by it because yeah he does the
  • 37:25
    jokes but then I but then I noticed that
  • 37:27
    Steve Ballmer was on the show so I
  • 37:29
    figured you know I gotta go back and
  • 37:32
    watch it well I have a couple clips for
  • 37:34
    you Steve has has found philanthropy and
  • 37:42
    the LA Clippers of course and he has
  • 37:45
    this outfit called USA fact
  • 37:47
    facts facts facts Falls and so he just
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    gives you the facts the government
  • 37:53
    numbers the facts very interesting and
  • 37:55
    I'm not quite sure what Bill Maher or
  • 37:57
    his producers expected but it didn't
  • 37:59
    quite turn out the way I think he
  • 38:01
    expected ever listen we started I
  • 38:04
    started about four years ago my wife
  • 38:06
    said I'd retired she said it's time to
  • 38:09
    get involved philanthropically I wasted
  • 38:11
    on you no stop back it up I think you
  • 38:13
    got the wrong clip that's Chris Farley
  • 38:15
    is Oh Saturday Night Live bit isn't it
  • 38:17
    interestingly enough I didn't clip but
  • 38:19
    Bill Maher actually said did Chris
  • 38:21
    Farley die and move into your body yeah
  • 38:25
    wish okay there's a lot of crappy stuff
  • 38:28
    that was said here we'll continue we're
  • 38:31
    focused and for those who don't know
  • 38:32
    Ballmer used to be the CEO of Microsoft
  • 38:34
    and he was yeah he's kind of interesting
  • 38:37
    guy kids I said all we need to do is
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    taxes let's be good tax payers
  • 38:45
    government takes care of that and she
  • 38:46
    said dude we can do better than that
  • 38:50
    right but it got me to say I wonder
  • 38:52
    really where the tax dollars come from
  • 38:54
    and where they go just the fact right
  • 38:57
    people will like scroll through a
  • 38:59
    hundred Yelp reviews to find a taco
  • 39:01
    stand Yelp reviews to find a taco
  • 39:02
    but they have no idea where their tax
  • 39:05
    dollars go like a businessman cuz you
  • 39:13
    you were the head of Microsoft you're a
  • 39:15
    businessman at least ought to read stuff
  • 39:17
    that's as good I can read about any find
  • 39:20
    out where the money's going what it's
  • 39:22
    doing what the outcome is and then give
  • 39:25
    us some examples like health care take
  • 39:28
    health care since 1980 health care per
  • 39:31
    person the inflation adjusted is up two
  • 39:35
    hundred twenty five percent one hundred
  • 39:37
    and twenty five percent okay let's take
  • 39:40
    a look people like to talk about life
  • 39:42
    expectancy about a life expectancy guy
  • 39:45
    that's forecast and futures I just look
  • 39:47
    at the average age at which people die
  • 39:57
    in the last twenty years average age at
  • 40:01
    which people got died is gone from
  • 40:03
    seventy two point three years to seventy
  • 40:05
    two point nine years Wow that's it right
  • 40:08
    all the money we're just hammering into
  • 40:10
    health care you think we'd be buying
  • 40:12
    people extra life but obesity's up a lot
  • 40:15
    of these other factors so are we
  • 40:17
    spending our health care dollars well Oh
  • 40:20
    row hmm that isn't exactly what Bill
  • 40:23
    Maher wanted to hear with all this
  • 40:25
    health care spending that we're talking
  • 40:27
    about or that he's talking about let's
  • 40:29
    try another topic we'll take government
  • 40:31
    writers will show you what they are I
  • 40:33
    mean you can take the land the border
  • 40:35
    thing border agents are up right
  • 40:37
    apprehensions are down undocumented
  • 40:39
    immigrant estimates are flat huh you
  • 40:42
    have to decide how you think about it we
  • 40:44
    can't tell you right we'll just give you
  • 40:45
    the numbers oh damn wait a minute so it
  • 40:47
    actually works enforcing the border mmm
  • 40:50
    let's try another topic so what about
  • 40:52
    education are our children reading
  • 40:54
    gooder are our children reading
  • 41:03
    you can look at that number education
  • 41:06
    per student has about doubled over the
  • 41:10
    clap again inflation adjusted over the
  • 41:12
    last 30 years or so about double and yet
  • 41:17
    still only about a third of our kids
  • 41:20
    third grade level can read at grade
  • 41:21
    level are proficient and third grade
  • 41:24
    reading a third of kids and yet we have
  • 41:26
    doubled spend see I don't think Bill
  • 41:29
    Maher realized he invited a Republican
  • 41:32
    and on to a show bill that bomb will
  • 41:37
    keep saying all it's just the numbers
  • 41:38
    just the numbers but what he's saying is
  • 41:39
    pouring all this stupid money into all
  • 41:42
    of these things that we've been doing it
  • 41:44
    doesn't work your system doesn't work
  • 41:46
    and then Bill Maher who in the beginning
  • 41:48
    of the interview sets it up by saying
  • 41:50
    you're worth forty seven billion does
  • 41:52
    this I just gave a million dollars to
  • 41:55
    the Democrats in the world right now is
  • 42:03
    get rid of Donald Trump or at least
  • 42:05
    check in like even though that's a lot
  • 42:09
    of money won't change my life I won't
  • 42:11
    have to drive an uber don't know
  • 42:14
    expensive hobbies I'm not one of those
  • 42:16
    dumbass celebrities who has you know
  • 42:17
    fucking let's not go into it right
  • 42:23
    but it seems like you could win this
  • 42:25
    election by yourself that's about the
  • 42:34
    most on that the cool thing you could
  • 42:36
    possibly do for yourself you don't think
  • 42:39
    turning an election is an ethical thing
  • 42:41
    to do when the person you're running
  • 42:43
    against is drum you know how you think
  • 42:49
    about things no for my morals no I'm not
  • 42:52
    buying elections I'm just not doing it
  • 42:55
    okay I try what is this all about
  • 43:01
    take your billions of dollars Steve and
  • 43:04
    buy the election away from Trump but we
  • 43:08
    already know that didn't work when they
  • 43:09
    tried to buy the election away from
  • 43:11
    Trump with Hillary the Sheep spent twice
  • 43:12
    as much money
  • 43:13
    how much more she's up to a billion what
  • 43:16
    did what more deer would you get it put
  • 43:17
    two billion in and maybe beat him well
  • 43:20
    if you'd like I can lead us down the
  • 43:23
    Hillary path because I gotta go I got
  • 43:26
    the full video of Hillary and lesbians
  • 43:29
    who tech
  • 43:31
    it was hard finding it actually and
  • 43:34
    there were little snip I don't know if
  • 43:35
    they wanted it out or something didn't
  • 43:38
    work it out yeah it seems like if it's
  • 43:41
    hard to find there's a reason yeah I
  • 43:43
    agree and there was actually comic strip
  • 43:45
    blogger who came through at the end I
  • 43:46
    really appreciate it and and he found
  • 43:49
    the full-length video so I did put a
  • 43:52
    number of clips we I'm not gonna play
  • 43:55
    him all I probably put more in the show
  • 43:56
    notes then we're gonna play but and by
  • 44:00
    the way while I was looking for this
  • 44:01
    video there's say you're looking for
  • 44:03
    Hillary Clinton lesbians who tech and of
  • 44:06
    course I've been using Bing as we've
  • 44:08
    been bingers for a while now and all of
  • 44:12
    a sudden being says oh you know you do
  • 44:14
    have moderate safes or safe search set
  • 44:17
    to moderate you click here to turn it
  • 44:20
    off like I want to fly and gotta find
  • 44:22
    this video let me tell you if you turn
  • 44:25
    off safe search on being on lesbians who
  • 44:29
    tech somehow it thinks you're looking
  • 44:31
    for lesbians who teach and it's very
  • 44:34
    different search experience and Bing
  • 44:37
    Bing Bing has a very expansive non safe
  • 44:41
    search results huh this is just the tip
  • 44:45
    if you're interested so we finally got
  • 44:48
    the video you know what I mean yeah and
  • 44:51
    I I don't have the name of the woman who
  • 44:54
    interviewed her on stage but there's a
  • 44:57
    lot of reference to Kara wishers
  • 44:59
    interview which you'll hear and it was
  • 45:02
    just so much love in the room for
  • 45:03
    Hillary any there were even some some
  • 45:05
    crowd shots where you could see people
  • 45:07
    not clapping but snapping their fingers
  • 45:08
    which as we know is a complete Austin
  • 45:11
    thing these days as well so here she is
  • 45:13
    we're going to bring her up on stage and
  • 45:16
    have a chat with her did you did you
  • 45:18
    know you were a lesbian icon I mean it's
  • 45:21
    basically like RBG
  • 45:23
    you and I just want to say you're more
  • 45:27
    to us than just the pantsuits I'm
  • 45:34
    bisexual it's pretty well known no and
  • 45:39
    and you know I don't want to trip to the
  • 45:42
    pantsuits you know I don't want to trip to the
  • 45:44
    well because okay just you know I rarely
  • 45:48
    do just but I have to oh and we're like
  • 45:52
    oh she's gonna say it tell you if you
  • 45:54
    don't know already but I I am on People
  • 45:58
    magazine's best-dressed list this year
  • 46:01
    yes yes I guess you can only be on the
  • 46:07
    best-dressed list if you're a lesbian
  • 46:10
    icon I'm not quite sure how it works
  • 46:13
    that was a subject changed of note you
  • 46:16
    think but it was also a set up with a
  • 46:19
    whole well a lot of people don't know
  • 46:21
    this but I dress in pants suits like
  • 46:24
    what is this anyway it's in the 70 plus
  • 46:26
    category whatever whatever so of course
  • 46:30
    she's not there just to talk about
  • 46:32
    herself oh wait a minute she is the
  • 46:34
    paperback version of her book is coming
  • 46:36
    out I I told her you know some of you
  • 46:40
    might remember that she interviewed me
  • 46:42
    two years ago the spring of 2017 and it
  • 46:48
    was a great interview it was tough as
  • 46:50
    she always is but during it I said
  • 46:52
    things like you know the Russians were
  • 46:54
    more involved and all of that
  • 46:55
    oh she's lost it breezy so my paperback
  • 47:00
    comes out Tuesday with you know some
  • 47:02
    more information and afterwards to work
  • 47:04
    so my goal is that typical for an
  • 47:07
    paperback to have an afterword
  • 47:10
    it's not unknown is to do everything I
  • 47:12
    personally can do and to inspire you to
  • 47:14
    do to elect Democrats and then to make
  • 47:17
    sure it's not stolen and on line because
  • 47:20
    we have a tremendous group of candidates
  • 47:24
    really terrific people I've been doing
  • 47:26
    fundraisers especially for young women
  • 47:29
    running for Congress but it won't matter
  • 47:32
    if we don't vote so when you ask me
  • 47:35
    that's there's only one thing on my
  • 47:38
    bucket list right now everything I can
  • 47:40
    do to help us save our country save our
  • 47:48
    country save oxygen from what Bannister
  • 47:51
    from Trump just Republicans evil
  • 47:54
    horrible people and the Russians so for
  • 47:57
    53 days away from the midterms how do we
  • 48:00
    make sure I mean hey do you think this
  • 48:01
    is happening now and B how do we stop it
  • 48:03
    from happening if it is in the future
  • 48:05
    well what we know is even the
  • 48:07
    intelligence officials working in the
  • 48:10
    Trump administration went to the White
  • 48:12
    House briefing room about a month ago
  • 48:14
    and said it is happening still the
  • 48:18
    Russians are now clearly in our
  • 48:21
    electoral systems fact-check falls in
  • 48:23
    wait systems fact-check falls in
  • 48:23
    they're clearly in our electoral systems
  • 48:26
    Jon they're in the systems this Russian
  • 48:29
    sleeper ballot nearly Russians around
  • 48:32
    about I mean what she's referring to is
  • 48:34
    that there have been some intrusions
  • 48:36
    into voter registration databases I
  • 48:38
    believe to which doesn't really meet
  • 48:40
    what I think - I think in the election
  • 48:44
    system technically but you're not really
  • 48:47
    changing anything or doing anything
  • 48:49
    let's pretty easily close down which I
  • 48:51
    think it is oh wait maybe it's not we
  • 48:53
    don't have a we don't have a good
  • 48:56
    strategy to combat them in some states
  • 48:59
    that are controlled by the other party I
  • 49:02
    think they believe that it's to their
  • 49:04
    benefit so they're just so you know
  • 49:06
    every lesbian in tech it's lesbians who
  • 49:09
    do tech actually every lesbian who does
  • 49:11
    tech he's a Democrat you clearly heard
  • 49:14
    that there was no one who protested what
  • 49:16
    did was like John Legend anyone is a
  • 49:18
    creative person a writer
  • 49:21
    Democrats are not going to really go
  • 49:26
    into a deep investigation the Democrats
  • 49:30
    actually it was bipartisan an effort to
  • 49:33
    try to do more to protect these upcoming
  • 49:35
    elections which was voted down so every
  • 49:39
    possible approach to try to protect us
  • 49:42
    from whatever it is they're doing and
  • 49:44
    there are many different ideas about
  • 49:46
    that are being you know stymied so the
  • 49:50
    best way to deal with it is to just
  • 49:53
    overwhelm with numbers so that they
  • 49:56
    can't shave them on the margins they
  • 49:58
    can't suppress their way to a victory by
  • 50:01
    preventing people young people
  • 50:03
    minorities older people I think that
  • 50:07
    we've got to do everything we can but we
  • 50:10
    still don't know what exactly the
  • 50:13
    Russians and their allies are planning
  • 50:17
    this time oh they're planning though
  • 50:18
    they're in the systems they're planning
  • 50:20
    and they are going to strike baby I'm
  • 50:22
    telling you but here's here's the clip
  • 50:24
    that I thought was most important now
  • 50:27
    remember this is this is a tech
  • 50:28
    conference although if you look at all
  • 50:30
    the tweets with their hashtag they'll
  • 50:33
    WDET there's not a lot of stories about
  • 50:37
    technology a lot about LGBTQ and stuff
  • 50:40
    like that but not a lot about tech but
  • 50:42
    anyway this is the tech community and
  • 50:43
    here I think is her real message and I
  • 50:46
    really want to do a big shout out to the
  • 50:48
    tech community and she preface it by by
  • 50:51
    making sure you know she's talking to
  • 50:52
    you tech community because a lot of
  • 50:55
    people after the election in 2016 you
  • 50:59
    know looked up and they said we can do
  • 51:01
    better we can do better polling we can
  • 51:03
    do better
  • 51:04
    you know voter protection campaign
  • 51:06
    protection so I've been working with and
  • 51:09
    supporting some of those groups as well
  • 51:11
    because we were being frankly out manned
  • 51:15
    out woman'd on the other side because
  • 51:18
    they had a system that they'd be that's
  • 51:20
    a very interesting flub she makes there
  • 51:22
    she says out man realizes oh my god I'm
  • 51:26
    in the midst of lesbians quick-witted
  • 51:32
    enough to catch it and you with the
  • 51:34
    right beat so it was this very true the
  • 51:37
    transition was good it wasn't a joke oh
  • 51:40
    good she did good job but what she then
  • 51:42
    winds up saying is we were out woman by
  • 51:44
    the other side so wait a minute
  • 51:46
    Republicans are now in sense protection
  • 51:49
    campaign protection so I've been working
  • 51:52
    with and supporting some of those groups
  • 51:54
    as well because we were being frankly
  • 51:57
    out manned out woman'd on the other side
  • 52:01
    because they had a system that they
  • 52:04
    basically imposed I'll give you one last
  • 52:05
    thing because I'm pretty you know so
  • 52:10
    Republican candidates are told to spend
  • 52:12
    40% of their advertising budget on
  • 52:17
    digital okay this is very important
  • 52:20
    because we always talk about this on
  • 52:23
    this show the media is all in on the
  • 52:26
    elections and on any election because
  • 52:31
    it's their number one revenue moment in
  • 52:35
    any size they will never be any sort of
  • 52:37
    reform no because they CBS NBC ABC a
  • 52:41
    particular and Fox to a lesser extent
  • 52:43
    all and all the local channels they make
  • 52:46
    all their money
  • 52:48
    pretty much it's almost like Christmas
  • 52:50
    for them now what state does not get any
  • 52:53
    money them now what state does not get any
  • 52:56
    I don't know what state does California
  • 52:58
    oh yes California gets no money because
  • 53:01
    it's Dundee everybody's gonna vote
  • 53:03
    Democrats but we're the new why why
  • 53:06
    bother advertise exactly however what
  • 53:08
    she just says is and I don't know if
  • 53:10
    this is true that Republicans apparently
  • 53:12
    have a mandate from the party that 40%
  • 53:15
    of their advertising budget which is the
  • 53:18
    money it's all thought that's what it's
  • 53:19
    all of is where Bill Maher's million
  • 53:21
    dollars is going into advertising
  • 53:22
    budgets has to be spent on digital which
  • 53:26
    coincidentally is California I find that
  • 53:28
    just very interesting as a little aside
  • 53:30
    most of its in California so here is the
  • 53:33
    message and you know what is the model
  • 53:36
    the business model of Facebook and
  • 53:38
    Twitter and Google is advertising she is
  • 53:41
    saying something very important here to
  • 53:44
    this community Republican candidates are
  • 53:47
    told to spend 40 percent of their
  • 53:50
    advertising budget on digital makes
  • 53:54
    sense right immigrants are not told then
  • 53:57
    so on average Republicans are told to
  • 54:00
    spend 40 percent Democrats spend between
  • 54:02
    0 and 15 percent now this is changing
  • 54:07
    thanks to a lot of people like you who
  • 54:11
    have been speaking out working with
  • 54:13
    campaigns I am supporting tech for
  • 54:17
    campaigns yeah that tech for campaigns
  • 54:19
    we played a clip from that that's the
  • 54:21
    here's how you don't get your your email
  • 54:23
    stolen I always thought she was behind
  • 54:26
    it but now we know for sure which is
  • 54:29
    really important that's what they found
  • 54:33
    that you know there just wasn't an
  • 54:35
    understanding or a commitment to using
  • 54:37
    digital and so we're you know where we
  • 54:40
    were behind and we're playing catch-up
  • 54:42
    but after the election once you know we
  • 54:45
    catch our breath and we're so happy that
  • 54:47
    we were successful we've got to go to
  • 54:48
    work on the next one I mean the other
  • 54:50
    side never quits and they have cadres of
  • 54:53
    people who are focused on the next
  • 54:56
    election and we've got to do the same
  • 54:58
    so there's your message Silicon Valley
  • 55:00
    Hillary's gonna help you get paid work
  • 55:03
    with me work with Hillary
  • 55:06
    huh me work with Hillary
  • 55:09
    that's kind of interesting yeah well I
  • 55:12
    thought it was very clear message from
  • 55:13
    that perspective the whole thing was
  • 55:15
    boring it's incredibly boring but so I
  • 55:17
    have I was all gonna play one more clip
  • 55:19
    it's a little long it's about Serena
  • 55:21
    Williams it was just so lame that I feel
  • 55:25
    we have to listen to it and I do want to
  • 55:27
    say that Serena Williams you know in
  • 55:29
    short got docked a point for something
  • 55:31
    that John McEnroe got dr. point for -
  • 55:33
    it's not like it didn't happen in two
  • 55:35
    men before is there she also got dr.
  • 55:38
    game which never really happened also
  • 55:40
    yes it did yes it did it was a game and
  • 55:43
    a match point for McEnroe okay but I
  • 55:46
    will totally say tennis is probably a
  • 55:49
    bunch of male douchebags but you got to
  • 55:52
    take things a little bit in context and
  • 55:53
    I think they really went off the rails
  • 55:55
    with this analysis of the double
  • 55:58
    standard in tech which somehow comes to
  • 56:01
    tennis the double standard in tech when
  • 56:03
    it comes to women I think one of the
  • 56:05
    things that we have to fix is that
  • 56:07
    there's clearly a double standard for
  • 56:09
    women the more powerful you are the more
  • 56:12
    you are disliked we just saw that in the
  • 56:13
    oh that doesn't happen to men at all
  • 56:16
    ever know people love love love powerful
  • 56:20
    man yeah douchebag Fox yeah sure US
  • 56:23
    Opens Finals sexism and racism there oh
  • 56:27
    and racism sexism it's racism but you
  • 56:31
    didn't read that in the New York Times
  • 56:32
    did you John Raese huh it was racism
  • 56:35
    because she's black that's why it
  • 56:36
    happened and I just want to hear from
  • 56:38
    you obviously you've experienced this a
  • 56:40
    lot probably more than anyone in the
  • 56:42
    world how are we gonna solve this double
  • 56:44
    oh wait a minute I got to think about
  • 56:46
    this because this is a lesbian tech
  • 56:48
    conference what am I gonna say a
  • 56:49
    standard part of the the challenge is
  • 56:53
    for women to support women who challenge
  • 56:55
    the double standard the double standard
  • 57:00
    it's alive and well and you know
  • 57:05
    oftentimes in my experience there are a
  • 57:09
    couple of reasons why women are put down
  • 57:12
    or judged unfairly and harshly one is
  • 57:16
    because they pose a threat they pose a
  • 57:19
    threat to the established order they
  • 57:21
    pose a threat inside a company or in
  • 57:23
    politics or academia wherever they might
  • 57:26
    find themselves and so the knee-jerk
  • 57:30
    reaction is to put them down and put
  • 57:32
    them down personally not necessarily
  • 57:35
    professionally first okay so you mean
  • 57:38
    stuff like orange cheeto and is that is
  • 57:40
    that we're talking about and so every
  • 57:43
    woman has an interest in calling that
  • 57:47
    out you know if you're gonna object to
  • 57:49
    somebody's work then be specific but
  • 57:53
    don't go into this like well you know
  • 57:55
    she's just not likable well she's
  • 57:57
    talking about herself which is kind of
  • 57:59
    creepy I have a list of about ten
  • 58:02
    million men who are not particularly
  • 58:04
    like this embarrassing for the lesbian
  • 58:12
    community that this is happening so now
  • 58:15
    that we're all cheering for lame it's
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    pretty bad ten million men who we hate
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    but that but the knee jerk plays into
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    all of these cultural stereotypes and so
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    people say oh I don't know if I want to
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    speak out because you know she can be
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    kind of angry or she can be pushy or
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    whatever she might be so but we've got
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    to get over that we've got to support
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    each other and we've got to speak out
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    for each other and then the second thing
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    I would say is this whole question about
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    women standing up for ourselves
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    and you mentioned the US Open you know
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    I've watched tennis for decades and I've
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    seen a lot of men throw their rackets
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    I've seen them scream at the referees
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    I've seen them you know engage in all
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    kinds of you know angry hurt
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    disappointing behavior but everybody
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    understood is because there were such
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    great competitors you know they were in
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    the moment they couldn't help it well an
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    along come Serena who is standing up for
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    herself and speaking out and being
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    basically put down and penalized and I
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    you know I think that it doesn't matter
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    if you're out there by yourself and
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    you're trying to do it you you know
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    you're taking risks and yet the only way
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    we're going to expose the double
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    standard and hopefully eventually see it
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    end is if we're willing to do that and
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    if we hope and I'm standing behind us so
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    I'm gonna keep you know doing what I can
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    but I hope everybody does the same fail
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    so I just thought it's like geez go in
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    alienate some more people men
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    yeah you wonder what she can't win I
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    think it's a lost opportunity if she had
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    said right at the beginning of that
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    interview well I have something to say
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    and she'd come out she could have run
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    ahead of it something she could have
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    read it with holding their hands
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    together and looking up with all she
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    could have run either but no now she
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    just pisses off a 10-million Miranda man
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    man damn men not denying that it's that
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    it's there but come on this is not how
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    you solve it you're just creating more
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    division by literally saying I just ten
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    million man I don't like
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    yeah the yellow cheeto this is Noreen
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    this is not orange this is not goodbye
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    yeah this is not nice then with that I'd
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    like to thank you for your courage and
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    say in the morning to you John
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    kumbaya in some spelling Dvorak do well
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    in the morning to your ministry also in
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    the morning I'll ship sassy boots on the
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    ground feet in the air subs in the water
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    all the Dames tonight's out there yes in
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    the morning to our troll room at No
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    Agenda stream com good to have you here
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    as per usual especially my personal
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    troll Nick the rat and more about him
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    later on and also oh that's no agenda
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    stream comm where we're live on
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    thursdays and thursdays at just before
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    also a big in the morning to darren
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    O'Neil he brought us the artwork for
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    episode 1068 and this was the the fine
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    engagement dinner it was a nice piece we
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    like that a lot and want to thank him
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    yes all right well we do have few people
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    that including two instan i'ts work
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    executive producers are both instance
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    that we have one associate executive
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    producers a short list but it's pretty
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    spectacular Wow yeah yes tonight number
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    one is sir Julian he's thousands why
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    he's not innocent he's already at night
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    so I that was a mistake
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    he's in Morgan Hill he gave us some
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    money the other day so Julian again my
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    better three-quarters reminded me that I
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    was indebted to John C Dvorak for the
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    aunt burning to saved us from
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    frustration unnecessarily chemical
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    treatments and pest control bills value
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    for value now do you want to remind us
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    of any trick I'll tell it again we don't
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    do we tell it every couple of years
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    people don't seem to remember so I came
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    up with this theory that there's a
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    variety of ants that come when you the
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    in your in the West Coasters these
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    things cause Argentinean answer they all
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    came out from Argentina they've taken
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    over the place all the other native ants
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    are been wiped out by these guys and the
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    thing that makes them interesting is
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    that they are not hive specific so in
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    Argent's you can wipe out an Argentinian
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    ant colony and the few stragglers will
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    be out there and then go into some other
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    colony they don't get killed like the
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    other ants would do to their peers the
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    earlier you're not from us from our
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    colony and they can kill them no not
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    with these guys they it's so essentially
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    California in particular is one giant
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    anthill yes
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    those aren't earthquakes you're hearing
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    or feeling it's just the ants hands that
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    are doing the damage yep so I find it
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    they have a very social animal and they
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    have all these different things ways of
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    doing things and once in a while you
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    start to see these out of the blue to be
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    a fuse ants roaming around I these are
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    the these are the scouts
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    you see these Scout answer there you see
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    one of them and you know maybe see five
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    you don't see a lot of ants but you see
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    a few of these dents looking nosing
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    around looking for some opportunity you
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    take a little one of those little
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    lighters scripto lighters and you scorch
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    them dead kill them with the flame you
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    burn them and you burn every one that
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    you can find and you leave them there
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    other Scout ants will show up maybe and
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    if you see a market and they're not
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    carrying another ant with you our cuz
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    usually they do is they growl my god
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    there's that one of our buddies is dead
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    they grab him take him back to the nest
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    do they eat them hot no they play
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    actually they use it for building
  • 1:04:28
    material I built a wall Europeans used
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    to do the same thing with human skulls
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    anyway so if enough of these dead ants
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    go back to see we got a stab there's
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    like a big fire or something going on
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    there they don't come back and they
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    never show up and that's how you get rid
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    of ants and you keeps killing these
  • 1:04:50
    little guys if do you see him as Scouts
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    now as you see one carrying a dead ant
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    that means he's taking him back to the
  • 1:04:54
    hive you don't kill him right you don't
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    kill him because he's gay he's - he's
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    the one taking the mess message he's got
  • 1:04:59
    the message right and this is if you yes
  • 1:05:02
    if you miss the timing on this you still
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    can get in trouble but most the time it
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    works the more you know in the morning
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    just a bit I can't help it
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    I got ants I got hands
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    [Music] got ants I got hands
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    all right off to play that end of show
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    thank you let's bring up the morning
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    thank you sir Julian doesn't seem to
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    want to upgrade or anything but okay he
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    probably will when he gets the Baron yes
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    he's not already Scott loving burg in
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    st. Paul Minnesota 1000 now this is a
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    genuine instant I believe yes it is
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    I once emailed you a while back in my
  • 1:05:47
    hometown of Pennsylvania a couple years
  • 1:05:48
    ago you mentioned it during the show I'm
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    sure that you've forgotten it with the
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    volume of mail goes da bobba I'd like to
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    say no I would say I want to be good
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    night and want to be in either of John
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    and people say okay I'm trying to get to
  • 1:06:01
    the point he's trying to make I fell
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    overboard a couple of years it went by
  • 1:06:04
    and I made my way back and never forgot
  • 1:06:07
    the promise I made to give you a valley
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    for value ah yes I said yeah people
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    promise and they never deliver and he's
  • 1:06:12
    making a point that some people do that
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    as I think about value I like to provide
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    the younger listeners or just listeners
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    lost on their path through life with my
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    clich├ęd advice in the hopes that it
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    reaches and resonates with someone I'd
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    really also appreciate if both you would
  • 1:06:31
    after the nation segment impart some of
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    the wisdom you have for younger
  • 1:06:34
    listeners making their way as you both
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    had an incredible journey to where you
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    are now
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    podcasting please reevaluate your
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    statement it's we have such an
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    incredible journey to podcasters I'm
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    sure we would all be better off for you
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    hearing your sincere thoughts on how to
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    navigate the relic it will give some
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    advice sometime when we feel like it
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    please do editorial eyes on this message
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    and my message below as you see fit
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    finally please call me sir software dev
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    aka soar code monkey of the Twin Cities
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    either in the Minnesota in Minneapolis
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    st. Paul metro area or waiting for a
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    layover at MSP you'll combine a preacher
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    what you do I think yours where's the
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    device what device
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    that or Eliza's message that was the
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    message or Eliza's message that was the
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    well you editorially the whole message
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    you cut out the whole first part what
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    was the part that was good okay well
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    let's read the beginning then no it it
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    was just it was just nice with he do it
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    was a nice message but what was the
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    advice that the kids he wants us to what
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    his advice to the case
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    [Music] advice to the case
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    honey that I'm sorry
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    his advice sorry code work you butchered
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    it the whole thing
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    I want to thank I want to thank sir
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    software dev which is not his name yet
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    but Scott will receive that title during
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    the official knighting ceremony later on
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    this program thank you very much for
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    your courage it is highly appreciated
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    and he will buy us a beer yes actually
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    you know what the Minneapolis st. Paul
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    Airport they have one of the best brat
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    shops always that so any airport I've
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    ever been to it's from one of those
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    sausage makers in the area they have a
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    branch out to make it very killer brat
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    I'm gonna do I'm gonna give them some
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    karma you've got oh well well he'll be
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    back mmm anyway Sir Richard and Alberg
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    vermont's our associate executive
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    producer $222 he needs my house selling
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    karma no genius
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    looking forward to that as well we got
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    lots of stuff to talk about and remember
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    us for our next show on Thursday
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    vollrath twice a week we're just on
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    Thursdays pass it on our formula is this
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    we go out we hit people in the mouth
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    [Music] go out we hit people in the mouth
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    so I think we should take scott's advice
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    and give a little bit of advice right
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    now to the youngsters out there okay who
  • 1:10:11
    are trying to make their way to
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    podcasting well it's not just podcasting
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    through a long road route but that's not
  • 1:10:19
    what he said he said give them give them
  • 1:10:21
    some advice for the epoch in the future
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    don't get killed or end up in dimension
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    A or B to B or any door too too far in
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    any dimension for that matter
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    well here's I got my piece of advice all
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    right I've given this advice you froma
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    to give it again
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    most people that will supervise you
  • 1:10:39
    throughout your careers are full of crap
  • 1:10:43
    that's the advice the more you know and
  • 1:10:46
    they tend to they can be played and I
  • 1:10:51
    don't like to say that you want to play
  • 1:10:53
    people but they can be played by just
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    going along with whatever they have to
  • 1:10:56
    say along with whatever they have to
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    do not be argumentative and I give two
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    examples I'll give one example a good
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    one I shall give a kook I'll give a
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    number I could generalize somebody will
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    say hey hey I don't like the way you're
  • 1:11:09
    doing this
  • 1:11:12
    and you're doing it whatever way you're
  • 1:11:13
    doing it and use instead of saying well
  • 1:11:16
    I'm doing it for this reason or that
  • 1:11:17
    reason or whatever you say oh okay what
  • 1:11:22
    have what do you want me to do what do
  • 1:11:23
    you think I should do better well I'm
  • 1:11:24
    all ears
  • 1:11:25
    be very attentive and then they'll tell
  • 1:11:27
    you it the way they want you to do
  • 1:11:29
    something and then just keep doing it
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    the way you were doing it because it's
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    the way you do things don't pay any
  • 1:11:35
    attention over there advice within I
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    don't know a few months it could come
  • 1:11:41
    back to you say well so how's that new
  • 1:11:43
    way doing things and you say it's great
  • 1:11:46
    you were right and the guy will say yep
  • 1:11:48
    I've noticed that you've changed your
  • 1:11:50
    much better than you were and that
  • 1:11:52
    happens all the time because everybody
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    thinks are so important interesting
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    that's not the kind of advice I'd give I
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    give different advice because I get I
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    get the same advice I give the same does
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    that what you is that the same advice
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    you hand out to young people all the
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    time no I have a lot of different
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    advices oh but that one particular piece
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    of advice which is people these
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    supervisors are full of crap and just to
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    go along with the program
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    don't argue that's my advice stay in
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    line but keep doing things the way
  • 1:12:23
    you're doing if it's not gonna they're
  • 1:12:25
    not gonna notice one they don't know