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smoke enough dope anything has
happened
Adam curry Jhansi Devore
award-winning
Nation Media assassination
episode 1200
this is no agenda broadcasting
live from
opportunity so 33 here the
frontier of
Austin Texas capital the drone
star
state in the morning everybody
I'm Adam curry there from
northern
Silicon Valley where we're
talking about
is the impeachment I'm John
Steed
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[Applause]
congratulations John
we made it yes 1200 episodes of
the best
part for us for the impeachment
Oh why
straight Pelosi said knows know
celebrate know celebrating so
1200
episodes and to think that 1100
episodes
ago I said hey I think we had a
good run
yes to dredge that show up
shows Manas
goods it's like let's just call
it a day
I was I was honestly thinking
and that
was done at the time yes you
were sadly
mistaken I was mistaken sadly
sadly
mistaken but
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just looking at my goodness so
many so
much feedback this week it
really has
been incredible I've also been
I've I've
taken because new I have my
lubuntu
Linux set up and I've got claws
mail
which is the most configurable
email
client you've ever you've ever
seen in
your life so I've got all these
ways of
responding I've got templates
and you
know I can add things and
personalize
and so of course I'm replying
to people
hey thanks Jason that was great
and what
that really creates is more
email
because then people say oh we
replied
let me reply you're welcome
yeah stuff
like that it's just another
email I have
to deal with but so many good
things
coming in was adamant clause
mail calm
and there you go
try that please
and people are even tweeting me
now
about things you've said well I
will
admit it's a witch's curse the
witches
curse
yeah put on you to bless in my
email
load as if you read all your
emails
anyway well still they still
accumulate
so just to put everything into
perspective yesterday we had
the what
was it the whole day was 30
seconds of
this guy one minute of that
lady in this
get back and forth and it was
just like
ping pong ping pong ping pong
now I went
out no he doesn't you suck I
went out to
run a couple of errands you
know and
found myself in the midst of
the people
shopping let me tell you
I didn't see anybody looking
all worried
about impeachment I didn't see
people
standing around monitors
watching this
take place this historic event
the
people don't care I don't think
if you
walk down the street right now
people
say I don't know are they done
with that
yet I haven't figured it out
yet it was
it was you know cuz I remember
the Nixon
impeachment of course I remember
Clinton but Nixon was WOW man I
remember
the the the Watergate tapes my
grandmother would send
cassettes to my
mom but the whole world was
really tuned
in then Clinton I think was
much bigger
than than this although I don't
really
specifically recall the
impeachment vote
do you remember when was it as
as just
unimportant they seemingly to
everybody
well the it was more of up you
know the
be honest about it Clinton
actually
committed felonies and and
Trump hasn't
so even so the felony was like
protecting the you know
protecting his
little mostly estate at a with
Monica
Lewinsky and so it was like it
there was
teetering yet he you know
because what
happened and this one was kind
of like
it was kind of semi semi delude
and kind
of an embarrassment and then
Clinton had
already been known as a kind of
a
Rambler you know he's been you
know but
but were people you know
thinking about
it talking about it is I would
say was
very equivalent yeah only it
was more it
was that it was the can he well
you also
we had sex involved which was
much you
know much cooler actually for an
impeachment I mean this is the
most fun
things yes we learned that
blowjobs
isn't sex yeah which helped a
big the
economy but I can sum up
yesterday with
four phrases
for phrase for phrases here we
go I took
an oath National Security the
solemn day
you got that one no one is
above the law
and my favorite integrity and I
cannot
stop my brain from flashing the
South
Park Tegrity weed every time I
hear
someone say that's a genius
phrase those
guys came up with integrity
lots of
integrity national security and
people
are actually saying that
national
security was damaged because
Russian is
our enemy and some javelin tank
Buster's
was going to save us from
Russia I mean
the whole thing is just the
national
security thing is lame but my
favorite
one is the Law & Order
oh no is Bowie law and order
lawyer
meanwhile this is the same
party that
condones 11 million illegal
aliens
sanctuary cities bring nation
of laws
yes no one is above the law I
mean it's
ridiculous in fact no one is
above the
law except a large portion of
illegal
immigrants they're pretty much
about the
law in the United States there's
something else I noticed okay
we had a
switch switch and it was kind
of it was
creeping up for a past couple
of weeks
but we switched from founding
fathers to
the framers
and yes yeah that's that there
you go
there were cuz they were
framing yes
it's in their mind they were
thinking
the founding footnote the
framers the
and I think differently only
framers is
are these Democrats it's shift
Nadler
and Pelosi they are the actual
framers I
don't know if that was
subliminal I
think that's a 10-point catch
high just
and it hit me it's like oh my
goodness
this this is this is something
in their
deep deep consciousness that's
coming
out the framers it is the
framers of the
Constitution but that's not or
that
wasn't used as much that I can
recall
over the founding fathers
nobody used it
and then well let me see I I
will say
and of course we'll do some
stuff from
the past couple of days but
last night
um Nancy Pelosi man she had a
dynamite
dress on I thought she was
dressed
perfectly her hair she had the
did you
see she had the the mace she
was wearing
the mace pin which I didn't
even I
didn't had to learn about this
you know
the mace in in the House of
Commons in
UK Parliament they have that
staff power
artifact and they had to bring
it in and
out and it has some symbolism
yeah it's
I think it represents the Queen
that
she's there or in power it's
it's it's
the it's the power stick
essentially
there's one of these in
Congress which I
didn't realize and it
represents the the
power stick of the Speaker of
the House
and that yeah and now you'll
see it for
the for the speaker to her
right in the
background but for us
television viewers
to the left and it was a
replica of the
that has a special name I think
the mace
it's a ceremonial thing but
anyway she
was she was wearing her her
power stick
and everything was great except
she was
once again chewing her cud or
whatever
was in her mouth
and I mean I don't know if you
want to
start here but she basically
laid out
the lawfare group strategy
which is
going to draw this insanity out
even
further by not sending the
articles of
impeachment to the Senate and
I'm kind
of kicking myself because
someone had
sent me the rules of how this
was
supposed to work with the
managers we
heard this term yesterday the
impeachment manager and I think
the
impeachment manager takes the
two
articles of impeachment in a
very
important looking briefcase and
walks it
over to the Senate but the
minute the
managers I think are appointed
not even
the delivery of the documents
that are
appointed the Senate has 24
hours to get
their ass in gear and start
scheduling
whatever they're going to do
and so
while I have the clip here of
Pelosi
almost and it was very messy
because
people I guess someone was
already onto
this and and they knew to ask
the
question so well what are you
gonna do
now are you gonna send it who's
the
manager who's gonna course
it'll be chef
or Nadler or whatever we gonna
point so
we can send this over to the
Senate and
I'll just spoil the clip a
little bit I
said oh no no no no we're not
sending
anything until we know it's
gonna be a
fair trial so she has Expo she
the
strategy has expertly taken
this and
flipped it on its head to blame
the
Republicans now is specifically
Mitch
McConnell for not either ace
facilitating a speedy wrap-up
of this
this event or really trying to
subvert
justice and it's not going to
be a fair
trial
have a listen we all won't make
our
decision as to one we're going
to send
it when we see what they're
doing on the
Senate side but that's a
decision that
we will make jointly
okay you got to listen to this
what she
says here you're starting to
act like
another country don't shout
okay so the
reporters are yelling and then
she says
stop stuff that you're sounding
to light
sound like another country
don't yell
what is she what what was going
on in
her mind what other country
who is she referring to
well you've obviously got to
slip you I
don't know no no I don't know I
have no
idea what she's talking about
maybe the UK but anyway you're
starting
to act like another country
don't shout
okay she's not going to yes sir
I'm not
been our intention but we'll
see what
what happens over there it's
not you're
asking me are we all going to
go out and
play in the snow this that has
not been
part of our conversation that
has not
been part of our conversation
no I've
never raised the prospect you
asked the
question I never raised the
process I
said we're not sending it
tonight
because it's difficult to
determine who
the managers would be until we
see the
arena and which we will be
participating
so now she's saying we need to
know what
your process is going to be
before we
know who are going to a point
which
kicks off the 24-hour period so
this is
a very interesting twist that's
all I
said I never raised the
prospect well
we'll see what they when they
come
forward
it's up to the center to set
this and
say what what their rules will
be my
colleagues do you want to say
anything
about this because it is you
know what
this is a serious matter
even though the majority leader
in the
United States Senate says it's
okay for
the foreman of the jury to
become
cahoots with lawyers of the
accused that
doesn't sound right to us but
let's see
when they understand what we
have acted
now aren't they'll understand
what their
responsibilities are and we'll
see what
that is but I never raised that
possible
so she can now hold this for
weeks
months all of a sudden
trigger trigger it when it's
when you
know when she wants to but in
the
meantime it has given the media
more raw
meat and the nightmare is not
going to
end it's just going to continue
the
bickering the back-and-forth
and now
it's gonna be Schumer and
McConnell it's
disses it's a mess
the shifts show with someone
said that
yesterday I heard someone
actually says
L shift show shift actually
when they
went back to him he's like I
saw that
little episode mm-hmm he had a
cute
smile on his face okay I'm
getting
complemented oh yeah but my
favorite of
what happened in the media was
this
letter of the Trump sent to the
Speaker
of the House which multiple
people
emailed to me and said wow I'm
reading
this it's it's almost like no
agenda as
I think that's good but yeah
we've
covered all these top if you
see this
letter this is five course page
letter
it was and it's a classic
example of the
two dimensions oh yeah oh
because
everybody thought it was a
letter of
genius on one side oh this guy
really
told her what told like it is
in the
university oh my god it's just
a litany
of excuses lame and it was it
was
amazing the response to the
letter was
much more interesting than the
letter
itself guy hello when I read
the letter
I read it thinking okay this is
a major
letter that's gonna go into the
archives
I'm in a hundred years from now
what's
it gonna be like when somebody
reads it
and I think it's damning there
was a lot
more drama no there was a lot
in there
it was I mean it was pretty much
everything I think that we've
we've
looked at and I guess that puts
us
firmly in one dimension
but it just seems so
cut-and-dry to me
and then when you hear the the
the the
m5m response to it of which I
have two
separate montages and that
really bore
no resemblance to what was in
this
letter I mean it was it was
pretty
serious stuff and he also ran
down a
list of accomplishments but
this is
Supercuts one of the media
coming
unglued by this letter he sent
an
absolutely unhinged deranged
six-page
tweet like letter the tone of
that
letter where is so discordant
so I'm
dubbing it a rambling ranting
street of
rage and the letter was nuts I
mean it's
just bizarre cuckoo for cocoa
puffs just
bizarre it is the letter of a
wild man
that letter is not so what
scares me
about the letter he's written
it's crazy town he's trying to
burn down
the house and a letter for the
ages and
this is not rational and so out
of line
it's so completely
inappropriate he is
impugning her honestly this is
almost
like a letter that kim jonghwan
road not
even Steve King I'd say the
kinds of
things that he did bring sort
of like a
bad breakup letter I don't
think he
wrote this letter it doesn't
even sound
like him I haven't I have
another series
of that in a minute but I like
what the
New York Times did was very
interesting
they published the letter and
they
marked it up with little with
little
orange number dots so in the
beginning
of this letter he says the
articles of
impeachment introduced by the
House
Judiciary Committee are not
recognizable
under any standard of
constitutional
theory interpretation or
jurisprudence
they include no crimes and
orange dot
let's look over orange dot to
the
articles charged mr. Trump with
abuse of
power and obstruction of
Congress but an
impeachable offense does not
have to be
a specific crime thanks for the
editorializing then you know it
goes
unfortunately there was a
transcript of
the conversation taken and you
know from
the transcript which was
immediately
made available ant stops as the
New York
Times this is misleading mr.
Trump's
phone call with president
zalinsky of Ukraine occurred on
July
25th the White House released a
reconstructed transcript of that
conversation on September 25th
it just
goes on and on they couldn't
just print
the letter they had to mark it
up here's
more of the unhinged miss from
the m5m
wouldn't say about president
Trump's
fitness for office on the eve
of his
impeachment the audience is at
home read
the letter as if Saddam Hussein
or
Gaddafi would actually have
written that
letter just have their voice in
your
head to read this like an
authoritarian
it's as if an authoritarian
wrote it
okay let's try that we have to
do we do
this Mussolini or Hitler or
Saddam
Hussein do we even even even
hear Saddam
Hussein speak
in English this was interesting
everyone
you and everyone I'll do a
little
dictator everyone you included
knows
what is really happening your
chosen
candidate lost the election in
2016 in
an electoral college landslide
306 to
two to seven Patrick Falls New
York
Times jumps in false mr. Trump
won the
electoral college with 304
votes to two
hundred and twenty-seven votes
after
defections did you even know
that were
there defection oh yeah so they
fact
check false him and say he was
three
hundred and four one of his
many lies
that's like an authoritarian
it's as if
an authoritarian wrote it yeah
I think
right now he's gonna go down as
a you
know a letter from a two-bit
dictator at
a banana republic it has that
kind of
quality to it some might kindly
describe
it as fiery others would call
it at
times unhinged there that
letter that
Donald Trump's said today was
wackadoodle it was gibberish it
was ugly
closely responded calling the
letter
sick I mean what is it about
strong
powerful women that really puts
in
trouble over the edge what what
Pelosi
is a strong powerful woman and
that's
why it really put him over the
edge and
why he had to you know why he
had to now
part of that part of this is
obviously
intended to not you know to
front to
frame to use the phrase to
frame your
opinion of the letter because
we know
you're not going to read the
letter no
one's reading the letter
you know you John you read it I
read it
I don't think many people in
the troll
room read it just you know
really read
the whole thing so I may cuz it
is after
all no agenda but the whole
idea is make
it and that was clearly a
talking point
it sounds like an unhinged
dictator Kim
jong-un Saddam Hussein I mean
they all
got the same man they're trying
to group
him in with dirty dirty
tomorrow now the funny thing
the only
thing that was kind of made
some sense
in that medley of complaints
was Chris
Matthews in there you tell
these voices
I'm not hardly telling you yeah
Chris
Matthews says I don't even
think he
wrote that well I don't think
you wrote
it either it was professionally
this
which actually kind of makes
them sound
unhinged that letter
I'm taking this from an
editorial
perspective course Hammond and
of course
yes is extremely well written
professional professionally
written
letter he there's a team that
put that
letter together would you say
that Trump
was one of those game shirts
from as
long as I might be wrong but
Trump seems
to be one of those guys who
wants to go
over everything make sure he
may have
added his own flavor would you
say in
fact it was a perfect letter
just just
to accentuate the point I'm
making
though this and and it's just so
disappointing that this is what
it's
come to and I know this is
going on
people send me links to
articles they I
know they didn't read them you
know how
I know that because you sent me
something based on the headline
and it's
not actually the story there's a
paragraph and a link to the
original
story so I know that you didn't
read it
you saw a headline that night I
don't be
interested let him figure it
out and
that's the profit weed by the
way we
really hate that I hate it when
I run
into it myself I ran into
something the
yesterday it was an article in
one of
these crappy papers that said -
it was
Tony Blair says they'd Labor
Party has
done its through right and
there was a
video clip down there so I said
oh this
is interesting it might be good
for the
show well I'm playing it wasn't
even
anything it wasn't even close
I want to accentuate how bad
this is
with a clip from The Daily Show
they
went to a trump rally what do
you think
about this engagement bullshit
well
shake why is it bullshit why
cause he
didn't do anything it's
bullshit it's
bullshit it's total bullshit
total nonsense and Trump has
been
grooming his supporters to push
back on
any impeachment talk with this
simple
demands what you have to do is
read the
transcript read the transport
read the
transcript
it's all about the transcript
read the
transcript right transcript I
have not
read it but we should read the
first we
should look at the transcript
right yeah
look at the transcript
have you read the transcript I
trust
about right now I read the
transcript
right yeah yeah absolutely
did you read the transcript all
right I
I mean I've read most of us
just to give
the transcript yeah time for
you know
reading all the you know
impeach me all
that bullshit you know but how
long have
you been waiting out here for
Donald
Trump since 8 o'clock hours a
lot of
free time yeah did you read the
transcript I don't have to I
can read it
if I need to but yeah but it's
important
that everybody reads the French
it is
very important pay attention
and think
for yourself yes you have but
to be
clear you have not read the
time I
haven't no right but it is just
yeah
yeah don't be a sheep think for
yourself
but again just to be very clear
you have
not read I have no room you
just trusted
somebody else right now I'm
sure people
at the Trump rally read the
transcript
but how can you as a hardcore
supporter
who literally says read the
transcript
not have read the transcript
yourself
because that's the world we
live in
no one gives a shit and that is
why
we're here after 1200 episodes
because
we will read it and we will
tell you
what's in it from a different
perspective like you just just
did John
with your editorial perspective
it was a
great letter it was beautifully
written
well surmised I don't know
about this
factual mistake of the number
of the
electoral college and my but
otherwise
no one's reading this stuff
it's so
disappointing and and but all
sides of
the of the equation well you
have to
rely on that especially the
Democrats
actually both sides do it hmm
but it's
like you have to rely on people
not
actually looking that's why
this slam
against this letter a six-page
letter
which is actually a very
entertaining
well-structured letter
professionally
written was not what they're
claiming is
unhinged
it was very straight down to
earth yeah
but if you keep saying it and
these did
the Democrats who just think
Trump's
nuts anyway and this whole
place should
be blown up and all Republicans
should
die they hate Republicans for
whatever
reason because they misgender
people I
don't know why the real reason
is but
this is what's this how they
get their
job done the job gets done and
that's
what the Daily Show did sir
yes exactly the job gets done
and and
it's up to everybody well you
know what
as I always say every country
gets the
government she deserves and
this is this
is your own issue right here
you're not
reading shit government it
deserves your
misgendering the country no
it's a she
it's a she well so I know
you're dying
to play a couple of clips
because I know
you you dope into it you you got
something out one more
observation as I
was listening because I was
partially
watching but listening all the
time man
there's a lot of old coots in
Congress
yeah well here's the one the
old coot
clip this is impeach this is
Sensenbrenner a old coot it's a
little
longer than I thought I was it
was but
it's they all give everybody
one minute
they took to the beginning of
the whole
thing they gave Nancy Pelosi
one minute
we'd like to go to Nancy Pelosi
for one
minute she took eight and a
half minutes
you know and I saw the same
thing happen
when they brought the majority
or the
minority house leader
I guess that for the
Republicans and he
also got one minute he also
spoke for
about eight so I guess the
rules don't
apply if you're the the wanna
if you're
the big boss right I guess
given leeway
leeway when I scored leeway
alright
Sensenbrenner so let's look at
these two
phony articles of
so let's look at these two phony
articles of impeachment
first of all abuse of power the
phone
call in question had the
president say
our country has been through a
lot I
want you to do us a favor not
me a favor
us a favor and there he was
referring to
our country the United States
of America
not a personal political gain
he was not
afraid to let this transcript
go public
and he released the transcript
almost
immediately after the call now
the
second article impeachment
obstruction
of Congress it basically says
that
unless the president gives us
everything
we want and when we want it
that he's
committed an impeachable
offense that's
a bunch of all the president
has certain
individual and privileges by
virtue of
his office that whenever there
has been
a dispute between the executive
and
legislative branches heretofore
they've
gone to court and the Supreme
Court
couple weeks ago said they
would take
jurisdiction over deciding
whether the
president had to comply with one
subpoena relating to his tax
returns
now here any Democrats have
been bent to
impeach the President of the
United
States before the court decides
this and
this means that there is a rush
job to
do this and why is there
because they
want to influence the 2020
elections and
they spent three years doing it
they
spent millions of taxpayers
dollars
including the Muller report
putting
together this impeachment and
they also
have had this Congress wrapped
around
impeachment and not doing their
jobs
until the dam broke this week
stop this
charade vote no and I yield
back these
people need media training this
is so
horrible everyone's eyes are
glazed
/ if they saw it at all and it's
certainly not going to be a
soundbite
anywhere else but here media
training -
locked media training this is
horrible
because what he should have
said is you
know uh Nancy Pelosi talks about
co-equal branches of government
well
it's not just the legislative
and the
executive ie Congress and the
White
House there's also the judicial
and
they're the ones that are going
to
determine what can and cannot be
introduced and that's not an
obstruction
of Congress which is a pretty
new term
I you you wouldn't be much
better that's
thanks for the confidence first
of all
first of all I'd be there I'd
be doing
this on a podcast anyway I do
have
newness who did a pretty good
job here's
my favorite one this is from the
Democrat side and this is
impeach and
this guy this is what you got
to hear
this is impeach in Spanish
demokritos
ireneaus para mejor de nuestros
comunidades a nuestra querida
patria los
Estados Unidos Americanos and
today I
pray for God for his guidance
in uniting
our great nation and without
mr. the
gentleman from New York I yield
the
gentleman gentleman will be
required to
provide a translation of your
remarks I
heard that too what are you
doing that
for seriously and if you if you
can vote
in general elections you have
citizenship you have taken the
test you
can speak some basic English so
it was
just panel boating showboating
well it
worked it worked
to a degree didn't work for me
I didn't
understand a word he said here
you are
playing it so it worked the mat
gets has
one of the this is I believe I
haven't
ordered this because I got it I
got a
nice so out of this mm-hmm yes
this is
mat impeach mat get stops this
is not
about the Ukraine it's about
power
Donald Trump has it and House
Democrats
want it and so with no crime no
victim
no evidence no proof no agenda
yeah yes
in fact I got that I so - let
me see but
I got the I so I so did you get
the ISO
of it yes I see you do let's see
no crime no victim no evidence
no proof
no agenda now wait a minute I
have a
different one hold on a second
where is it
yeah check this one Democrats
have
No Agenda I don't that's not
the same
clip but I got that one too I
think that
is gates it could be yeah well
here it
is in context if you want to
hear I know
agenda really worked out is
impeach Matt
Gaetz in context and so with no
crime no
victim no evidence no proof no
agenda
for America this impeachment
charade
marches on following no rules
and
adhering to no sense of honor
Democrats have no agenda I
think that's
the end of show I so right
there a
minutes
Democrats have no agenda yeah I
think
good I think it says freedom is
better
than mine let's play mine again
okay so
you have no crime no victim no
evidence
no proof no agenda it's too
long it's
it's four seconds oh my god yes
down the
other day which was six seconds
and you
bitched about it you just can't
be
pleased
take note actually stop this
show right
now I can be pleased and you
have
pleased me
I babe excuse me you have
pleased me as
we are in receipt of our
wedding gift Oh
wedding and I have to must tell
everybody my partner John sue
I've sent
him one gift in 12 years I
think it was
a pizza stone a block of iron
block of
iron I totally remember why I
said that
maybe because I just thought
was funny
you'd have to slip that thing
home
comfy Oh box but what shows up
at our
door and I'll cut to the the
chase of
it's a beautiful D Walt drill
with with
a nice a very nice 32 piece set
drill
bits now besides that being a
fabulous
gift for newlyweds and home
owners this
gift is the gift that keeps on
giving
and I will explain it came in a
box and
when you open this box there
was an
object wrapped in the most
elaborate
bows and silver and xuxa's and
shuang's
I mean this was honestly a
little more
exciting than the gift itself
the
wrapping was outstanding
now it's the gift that keeps on
giving
because the wrapping paper or
consisted
of tiny minuscule bits of
glitter which
will be in our house for the
rest of our
lives
thank you very much close now
did J wrap
this for me me who write a
Steamies wrap
job good job she's one of the
best
rappers I've ever run into
of course we saved everything
because
you know I tried open bows are
reusable
that's the cool thing we got
some boys
from five six years ago give
somebody
this wrapping paper with the
glitter
you're absolutely right it's
dynamite
yeah well the bows you don't
need the
paper this be the same but
and though J learned to rap I
think Mimi
was a rapper at Macy's or some
summer
she's younger she got into
rapping and
she does these very elaborate
gifts and
to the point where it's like
too much
it's too much J got into a tuba
J has a
lot of art to hers and so it's
like even
worse but people at Rome's like
wait a
minute Mimi's a better rapper
than jay-z
what is going on for sure do
you ever
see gotten a gift from jay-z
doesn't
know what he's doing yeah thank
you very
much it was it was highly
appreciated
very nice gift and and I have
some stuff
took so long to get to you the
rapper he
was working no she had to rap
she'd
wrapped it up but then she had
to
package it so the wrapping
wouldn't get
damaged in the shipping it's a
drill
thank you thank you thank you
that was
very much appreciated all right
back to
the ordered hands only have a
few more
of these because but I had one
that
really got my attention
so c-span was swamped and they
had their
their feed was down yes they
had all
kinds of issues
my favorite issue and this is
actually
how long is this clip think
it's so
funny this is only a
fifty-three second
clip yeah this is exactly the
way it
came across but it's so
interesting
because you get you're gonna
hear you
you think oh my god this is
terrible I
can't listen to this but then
you get to
hear like overlays of one thing
and
another and it's actually kind
of a
fascinating exercise to get
through
these 53 seconds the two are he
three
and which is a large were
warrants and
our nationally evidence shows
that
president mode inevitably patter
can I stop I know exactly how
that
happened and it's it's we can
do the
exam one just left a fader open
with rid
the return and it came through
and then
it goes through again and it
doubles
back I mean yeah but the
question is
which one that you leave open
so there
must have been a sound engineer
freaking
out oh my god but at this
particular
part of this clip was so it I
listened
to it a couple of times it's
very
entertaining because of her
emphasis
points they keep coming to the
fore and
they'd like the emphasis point
from
either one of the two feeds
jumps ahead
of the other one in some funny
way it's
a very interesting clip it put
in the
show knows people should listen
to it
carefully of course it's always
under
there's some green washing
thing you can
do with stuff like this yeah I
listen to
a lot of it on c-span radio as
well and
that's how I heard some of
these these
problems this is the look at
this my
last one I'm just gonna play
this one
because I I like the newness I
thought
did the best rap and newness is
it like
two grand enemy of shit and I
didn't put
the whole thing in coz I ship
it maybe I
caught it I don't think so but
after
newness goes on and on and on
berating
everybody
it is very guys I was very
succinct
Trump's are not sorry wait wait
wait
stop at the answer this is over
shift says well thank you for
that go
listen to this
inauguration when the Democrats
semi-official mouthpiece the
Washington
Post declared the campaign to
impeach
President Trump has begun
for years the Democrats tried
to expel
the president with the
preposterous
accusation that he was a
Russian agent
as detailed by IG Horowitz
dishonest
intelligence officials used fake
allegations spread by the
Democrats to
gain approval of a spying
operation
against the Trump campaign as
they
falsely accused the Trump
campaign of
colluding with Russians the
Democrats
themselves colluded with
Russians to
manufacture these allegations
in the
infamous steel dossier they
even tried
to get nude pictures of Trump
from
Russian pranksters with the
Russian
collusion hoax the Democrats had
everything going for them
federal
investigations run by Trump
haters an
endless supply of media
cheerleaders and
a galaxy of left-wing interest
groups
amplifying the ridiculous
message and
yet even with all those weapons
at their
disposal the Russia conspiracy
theory
collapsed so they quickly
concocted Plan
B the Ukraine hoax was based on
a
supposed whistleblower who
colluded
beforehand with the Democrats
the
Democrats then prevented
Congress from
intervening interviewing the
whistleblower while conducting
bizarre
secret depositions and
selectively
leaking testimony to discredit
media
hacks the Democrats showcased
the most
useful witnesses in public
hearings that
somehow reduced support for
impeachment
it's not easy to make a coup
attempt
boring but the Democrats found
a way as
it turns out the American
people don't
think a routine phone call with
a
foreign leader is a good basis
for
alcian a US president the
Democrats also
put forth ever changing
accusations
against the president including
campaign
finance violations quid pro quos
election interference bribery
extortion
eventually they ended up with
the
ridiculous charges we consider
today
abuse of power and utterly
meaningless
term an obstruction of Congress
when
Democrat has pronounced the
president
guilty simply because he won't
cooperate
with their plan to
I wrote him did you have a
chance to
speak with your Lib joes not
about this
but I do remember we talked
about this
some time back and and noonas
kind of
mentioned it in passing which
was the it
was campaign finance or some
other thing
they're trying to nail Trump on
from the
Southern District of New York
oh there
was an inauguration inaugural
campaign
fund I mean I mean I don't have
to go
very far to find a Lib dev and
and how
this is all working on them
my co-inventor of podcasting
dave winer
I will it's easily cuz he's
kind of but
he's a very smart man John he's
obviously incredibly smart
sweats a lot
I hope just read from his blog
one of
the Republican talking points
yesterday
during the impeachment debate
is that
the Dems lost the election and
want to
undo it
this is incorrect the Democrats
won the
last election and that's why
Trump is
impeached as they say elections
have
consequences I mean that's a
head shaker
that's a good one
I give him credit for being
creative
impeachment is not a horse race
it
really doesn't matter either
way stop
stop not you mention it I think
a lot of
Democrats think this is just
desserts
because he did lose the
election he's
the improper not my president
president
yes he's a fraud he's a fake
he's not
he's not the president
impeachment is
not a horse race it really
doesn't
matter who is president after
the
Constitution is gone it can't
be anyone
but a Trump they will rigged the
election so it always works out
that way
as a preview in the last
election
Putin won in a landslide
seventy-seven
percent of the vote Putin's
opposition
was not allowed to run
welcome to the United States
assuming
Trump is not removed from office
you know the funny thing
there's another
irony here besides my favorite
irony of
ironies which is the word the
demonstrations yesterday the
day before
and I got to remind me about
that but my
favorite irony is Trump's an
incompetent
bone he doesn't know what he's
doing but
somehow he can rig elections
subvert the
entire political system he said
genius
but no no no he's an idiot
is he an idiot or is he a
genius is the
same thing you heard with Bush
which
Bush was a moron but he was all
he was
scheming morons don't use these
schemes
but my my favorite irony is the
one they
had all these these tweeted
about this
is a bunch of these riot not
riots but
just demonstrations all across
the
country there are a couple in
the Bay
Area in fact I think I have a
list of
them here in fact I have a clip
oh let's
play this clip now maybe I'll
give you
my thing this is the impeach
democracy
this is the democracy now rap
on the
impeachment plus the riots the
House of
Representatives is set to hold a
historic vote today on two
articles of
impeachment against President
Trump the
article is accused President
Trump of
abuse of power and obstruction
of
Congress they Center on how
President
Trump withheld military aid to
Ukraine
to pressure the Ukrainian
president to
investigate Trump's political
rival Joe
Biden and how Trump then tried
to cover
up his actions to thwart a
congressional
inquiry after a six-hour debate
on the
House floor the Democratic
controlled
House is expected to vote for
impeachment by the end of the
day which
would mark only the third time
in US
history that a president has
been
impeached today's vote comes
after the
House Rules Committee approved
the terms
of today's debate which will
allow no
amendments on the floor
Trump lashed out directly at
the vote
Tuesday calling the attempt to
remove
him an attempted coup they know
it's a
hoax it's a witch hunt and it's
just a
continuation it's been going on
now for
almost three years and it
probably
started before I even won the
election
based on what we're finding out
with the
insurance policy quotes and
other things
so it's a disgrace Trump lashed
out at
Democrats Tuesday a six-page
letter to
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
accusing her
quote of declaring open war in
American
democracy Trump
the impeachment process and
illegal
partisan attempted coup he also
falsely
claimed more due process was
afforded to
those accused in the Salem
witch trials
meanwhile protesters held
rallies
calling for Trump's impeachment
in
cities across the country
including
Boston New Orleans Houston
Chicago
Philadelphia Charlotte Tucson
austin
seattle des moines and here in
new york
yeah the impeachment parties
which
according to banyan is
orchestrated by
the forthcoming Clinton
campaign I
thought that was an interesting
observation well the official
people
that were responsible for
organizing
making sure that was
coordinated cuz I
asked on Twitter I some guy
said this
thing guys know it doesn't work
you know
it makes a difference
because I like to know I just
thought
just point of order I mean what
difference does it make to you
who was it nice wow it was
moveon.org
right which is it is a Clinton
Clinton
motivated and funded this thing
move on
started with a hoe back to the
beginning
of moveon.org
Eric who I discussed this with
didn't
didn't know the iron nobody
knows the
irony of this wasn't after
Clinton's
impeachment yes moveon.org
thing was
move on from him yes man we
don't need
to talk about impeachment
impeachment
thing is ruining the country
let's move
on let's move on let's move on
and so
they're good one that's nuts
well I also watched a little
bit of I
did I watched PBS newshour
actually I
someone sent me a screen
capture which I
put in the show notes under 25
for 45
the PBS Newshour was doing a
live
periscope so you could watch
their
periscope video of the
impeachment
debate now there was a caption
so I knew
when you first fire it up then
it'll
give you the title
of whatever that periscope is
if you do
for Scott Adams he might say
you know
like impeachment derangement or
what if
that little title will be there
as it's
connecting to the feed yeah so
I don't
know which millennial did this
for the
PBS Newshour and here I'm gonna
read
this caption as the caption is
of the
periscope actually connecting
to the
feed the caption is watch a
racist
treasonous manchild get fired
live
hashtag impeachment day hashtag
Trump on
PBS news hour and he the PBS
Newshour is
right there did you get a
screen yes I
told you have a screencap of it
it
pretty cool right oh that's
fantastic
[Music]
no bias here ladies and
gentlemen with a
no biased thing we also extends
to the
Washington Post who had a
celebration
party they had to take it down
to post
from Twitter yay and then the
other one
was was this Reuben woman the
one who
claims to be the conservative
blogger on
on the Washington Post she says
that we
should make dissent and this is
I
clipped this one too I took a
screenshot
of her as a tweet she said that
we
should make December 18th a
national
holiday as impeachment day
people should
be required to read the
articles and
piece of impeachment in the
towns
squares across the country Wow
just for
yucks I'm gonna give you the
link to
that in the in your Skype there
if you
have time to take a look at all
that's
going in the newsletter now oh
my god
now that I need to get back to
the it's
just really bad put it in the
troll room
too it's like fantastic now it
could
also have been someone at
periscope I
don't know because they've had
weird
screen things before you know
like when
you started up if you look
really you
have to look real quick it says
made
proudly by immigrants in
America or
something there's all kinds of
social
justice warrior stuff around
periscope
and this is a real problem when
you have
social justice warriors that
have snuck
into your company the worst
part is that
they will just bring more of
their
friends in so you you can
emanate yes and I hate this
just block
out a whole group of people but
I think
it's easier to do than it is
blocked by
sex or by gender or by anything
else or
by pedophile it is social
justice
warriors are self identify you
can you
can always figure out who they
are if
you if you do the right kind of
questioning and with legal
questioning
is really important in
California
because you get sued if you
don't hire
somebody but you got to keep
these
people all of them the noodle
boy types
you have to keep them out of
your
company they should not be
employed it's
very important I'm telling you
it's very
important these people are
they're not
sick people they're bad people
it will grow like a sickness
inside your
organization mmm I'm gonna go
back to
the m5m first Judy just a quick
little
funny funny sound bite this was
congressman crow and he kept
saying at
the end of the day throughout
this
interview at the end of the day
at the
end of the day but then after
one at the
end of the day he said
something even
funnier the constitutional law
professor
who testified before the House
Judiciary
Committee on behalf of the
Republicans
wrote today that this is the
first
impeachment process to go
forward
without in his words a
recognized crime
having been committed well you
know
there certainly are some folks
that I
think could have that debate
but the end
of the day let's not be
distracted by
what actually happens what we
know
happened don't be distracted by
what
actually happened did I hear
that wrong
at dinner today don't be
distracted by
what actually happened don't
believe
your lies no don't don't don't
believe
in all that
but I thought Jeffrey Toobin on
CNN was
funny was the funniest because
he's now
coming to the realization that
there is
an actual story out there about
Burr
yzma and hunter Biden and
perhaps Joe
Biden but hunter this is a real
story
and Jeffrey Toobin has now
become a he's
gone from a constitutional
lawyer to a
journalist and as a journalist
he
doesn't know what to do he's
torn you
know what do we do with this
story you
know what struck me about this
hearing
was how Donald Trump in a way
has
already won how much did we
hear about
hunter Biden over and over
again about
hunter Biden that's what the
Republicans
are talking about constantly
and you
know there are questions about
hunter
Biden's behavior and so I mean
this
incredible shift of emphasis
and you
know it's going to be a real
challenge
for us as journalists to decide
to
follow along with this I can't
get over
it
him saying for us as
journalists please
and you know it's gonna be a
real
challenge for us as journalists
to
decide how much to follow along
with
press to suppress this
obviously good
story this fabulous story that
we could
really make a career it's gonna
be
really tough for us to not to
take it up
listen you know it's going to
be a real
challenge for us as journalists
to
decide how much to follow along
with
this but the idea that we are
sitting
here debating the the country
the the
House Judiciary Committee is
debating
the impeachment of the
President of the
United States and over and over
again we
get how all these questions
about the
behavior of hunter Biden the
president's
perhaps most likely opponent
the son of
the and and you know I I just
don't know
what our responsibility is as
journalists because it's not
the point
but this is the news and this
is what's
there yeah and there's
journalists what
to do well I'll tell you what's
happening MSNBC CNN Fox
you're all being run around by
an actual
news organization who was doing
real
reporting and they are doing
good
reporting and people will
eventually
walk away from your bullshit
seriously I
mean it was truly - the same
movie on
two different screens just
switching
from Fox to MSNBC or CNN you
know Fox is
that is the one side it's
regardless of
what you believe it's not
really just
giving opinion it's not news
it's
opinion you know who's doing
news one
American news they they
interviewed the
fired be a prosecutor from
Ukraine and
they're learning some
interesting stuff
I'm Joe Biden and Hunter Biden
pop up
tell us how their names are
involved in
these criminal cases you were
looking
into how is Joe Biden and
hunter Biden's
name involved Thank You Budhia
smoke our
company Turkish goes at length
talking
about the political context in
which BER
yzma was operating evading
taxes and
giving away illegal licenses to
certain
individuals at the end of it
ukrainian
tax dollars were stolen and
money
laundered through charisma
prosecutors
presented before ukrainian
parliament an
official indictment showing a
clear
trail of money-laundering going
through
bir yzma and to hunter Biden
der cosh
also mentions how it has been
leaked
from the prosecutor's office
that an
open case currently is looking
into
$900,000 found paid to Joe
Biden from
Ukraine for quote
consulting services but the
case is
reportedly still ongoing and we
don't
yet have access to this
document just
days after the Brisman
announcement the
prosecutor was fired
clearly BER yzma is still being
protected okay they got the
little just
creepy music there which I
could do
without but that's a little
more than
I'm getting from anywhere else
and
they're actually sitting down
with
people and talking to them the
the
actors who are mentioned in
this whole
saga I have to assume there's
editorial
meetings going on at the big
in the big boys offices yeah
and they're
beside themselves about this
story and
what one American news those
guys are
gonna scoop the New York Times
in the
Washington Post and then they'll
everybody yeah the one American
news is
gonna scoop CNN and NBC and ABC
and CBS
one of them one of those big
boys is
gonna break ranks and they're
gonna go
after this story and everybody
else is
gonna be left flat-footed and
questions
will begin why didn't you do
this you
heard about it the president
brought it
up it's been in the news
they've been
talking about it during the
hearings and
you what did what sit on your
ass and
did nothing well New York Times
this is
gonna be a massive scandal if
and I
believe it probably is true
because it
doesn't make sense any other
way in its
and these people are gonna have
to pay
the piper I this is not gonna
be fun to
watch for them well it's gonna
be fun
for us oh yeah well again Lindy
Lindy
Hop Graham is still saying very
clearly
I'm going to tell the president
no to
his witness requests Lindy Hop
does not
want a show trial and of course
he
doesn't there's pictures of him
with
John McCain and the the the
Ambassador
who was fired the redhead you
know
getting medals from the from the
Ukrainian government and
hanging out
having a good time of course he
was he
was buddies with McCain and he
went
along for the ride and you know
he got
sucked in and he is his head is
on the
chopping block so he doesn't
want this
trial I don't know what midget
I'm
telling you that the the seven
billion
dollars of US taxpayer money
whatever it
was that went in and got lost
has gone
into pockets of family members
of
Democrat Democrats and
Republicans and
it's end let's not even start
to look at
the China thing with hunter
Biden
because that was a little bit
bigger so
the
corruption is what they're all
afraid of
and CNN MSNBC NBC ABC CBS FOX
many
people are in on it
the the FBI look the FBI is
still j
edgar Hoover leopard doesn't
change its
spots is still a bunch of
sex-crazed nut
jobs who want a honey trap
honeypot
people get mentally retarded
people and
Jack them up with fake bombs
and then
string them along for months
and then
call whoa another win against
terrorism
CIA is taken over many parts of
the
Pentagon this is not my uncle
CIA
anymore these are operatives of
you know
whatever mission they're on to
control
everything globalist let's just
call it
that make it easy just
globalist and
they didn't shut everybody else
up and
it's I think you need another
three
terms of Trump maybe to uncover
it all
but a little bit would be nice
for
instance one American news once
again
about the so-called
whistleblower yeah
it's a very interesting case
how this is
unfolding image something that
the press
generally is not really digging
into the
way they should but mr. chair
amela
actually came out of Yale which
of the
one of the Ivy League schools
are are
the traditional recruitment
grounds for
the agency at least in the past
that has
evolved somewhat recently but
he came
out of that background and also
was one
of the like street protest guys
so he
was dedicated left-wing street
protesting guy that was was
actually
discovered in supporting
protesting for
a Muslim Brotherhood professor
at the
University right and that's how
he came
to the surface from there he
was picked
up and recruited back into the
into the
CIA where he eventually ended
up at NSC
along the way in his career
he'd had a
little bit of experience with
Ukraine
nothing in depth but some
experience
there and so from that based on
that
while at NSC he became their
go-to guy
for Ukraine that was how he
came on to
the scene and got involved in
this
process when he was picked up
and
brought into the CIA and
on the fast-track that he was
handpicked
by former director John Brennan
now
we've all talked about John
Brennan
before he had a friendly
attitude to
Muslim Brotherhood during that
period
under the previous ed Bhama
administration's and so this is
this is
a young man that would have fit
that
career track and type of
personality
that they were looking for so
absolutely
he was handpicked by John
Brennan to go
from the CIA over to that White
House
NSC National Security Council
is is a
White House job so to have made
that
transition it would not and
cannot have
been done without that least of
that
knowledge and acquiescence of
the then
director of the CIA John
Brennan nice
little Muslim connection there
excellent
well done I'm surprised these
guys are
doing something that's real and
and
that's information that is be
usable I
was a former CIA guy actually
who was
although now a consultant so
god knows
what he's into meanwhile what
what is
the m5m doing well Rachel
Maddow had to
have something going on oh
here's her
in-depth reporting as she
brings on Lisa
page one half of these shakes
one half
of the sexting duo of the FBI
and she's
just got with I mean listen to
this
minute and a half of her
bravery clip
yeah just telling telling
Rachel holy
crap yeah and Rachel's okay oh
I get it
yeah sure does furtive eyes
where their
brows are in and kind of turned
up in
the middle and you're that
looks is guy
who well it has little to do
with
journalism as far as I'm
concerned in
terms of the text messages and
the
allegations that have been made
against
you you've sort of explained
yourself in
time and putting these those
text
messages in greater context in
terms of
what they meant and the way
they were
used please tell your story put
them in
greater context please give us
the
bullcrap that you're gonna do
now
against you can you explain to
us
tonight what was meant by for
example
the insurance policy text
message so
this is you and Peter struck
texting
about the prospect that
President Trump
is going to be elected the
unlikely
prospect right I mean it's an
analogy
first of all it's not my text
so I'm
sort of interpreting what I
believe he meant what she says
is an
analogy that cracked me up how
in any
known world is calling
something an
insurance policy an analogy
well it's
not I mean it could be a
metaphor could
be a simile there's things it
can be
yeah could be symbolic is it
but it's
not an analogy an analogy to
what does
she ever really say no no she
does
actually except it's not the
definition
of an analogy but she will tell
you what
she meant
it actually means insurance
policy it's
not an analogy it's exactly
what it said
Peter struck texting about the
prospect
of that President Trump is
gonna be
elected the unlikely prospect
right I
mean it's an analogy first of
all it's
not my text so I'm sort of
interpreting
what I believe he meant back
three years
ago but we're using an analogy
we're
talking about whether or not we
should
take certain investigative
steps or not
based on the likelihood that
he's gonna
be President or not right you
have to
keep in mind if President Trump
doesn't
become president the national
security
risk if there is somebody in his
campaign associated with Russia
plummets
you're not so worried about what
Russia's doing these would be a
member
of his campaign if he's not
president
because you're not gonna have
access to
classified information you're
not gonna
have access to sources and
methods in
our national security apparatus
so the
insurance policy was an analogy
it's
like an insurance policy when
you're 40
yes she's a lawyer and she
doesn't even
understand the meaning of
analogy that's
the sad thing she's a lawyer
expect to
die when you're 40 you still
have an
insurance policy so don't just
hope that
he's not going to be elected and
therefore not press forward at
the
investigation hoping but rather
press
forward if the investigation
just in
case he does get in exactly
Rachel what
she's thinking good one yeah
well she's
totally leading the reader
yeah expect to die when you're
40 you
still have an insurance policy
so don't
just hope that he's not going
to be
elected and therefore not press
for it
if the investigation hoping but
rather
press forward if the
investigation just
in case he does get in exactly
what
about the text message that in
which you
instruct we're talking about
your
fear that Trump Trump would be
elected
and he said no we won't let it
happen I
mean by we he's talking about
the
collectively like-minded
thoughtful
sensible people who were not
going to
vote this person into office
John Legend
back to die when you're 40 have
an
insurance policy no I'm sorry
I'd
somehow I took us back you mean
to do
that to me Trump Trump would be
elected
and he said no we won't let it
happen I
mean by we he's talking about
the
collective we like-minded
thoughtful
sensible people he's not gonna
vote this
person into office you know
obviously in
retrospect I wish he hadn't
sent it yes
it's been mutilated to death
and it's
been used to bludgeon
institution I love
and it's meant that I've
disappointed
countless people but these this
is a
snapshot in time carrying on a
conversation that had happened
earlier
in the day that reflected a
broad sense
of he's not going to be
President
we the Democratic people of
this country
are not going to let it happen
oh that's
what it meant we are a
democratic people
what does that even mean the
Democratic
people of the country I don't
know law
Republicans didn't like him no
but what
is the Democratic people not
Democrats
she said the Democratic people
people
who believe in elections and
people who
don't which would be the
Republicans I
don't know it means nothing
when she
said her whole blather and by
the way
she was made up so much I
looked at her
and I couldn't recognize her
pictures
we've seen of her roaming
around the
halls of whatever the FBI that
did look
a a different person I'm not
even sure
this was her yeah that's good
point it
was her though I'm pretty sure
meanwhile uh tonight what is
the point
what is what what does she gain
from
coming on oh well dumb no I I
think it's
a it's a precursor for a
possible Senate
trial she's also apparently
suing
somebody over these today I
think she's
doing the FBI over the text
messages
being released so you mean the
organization that she just said
she
loves so dearly
yeah I'm suing that the
organization she
loves so dearly I believe so yes
yes meanwhile tonight we have
another
democratic debate
which is just it's like
boom-boom-boom
was cancelled what well I
thought it was
canceled I thought that Tull
she bailed
out and then everybody else you
can look
across the picket line it's not
canceled
though oh it's tonight it'll be
in Los
Angeles believe me it's not
canceled if
it's in Los Angeles and we have
seven on
the stage now Biden Sanders
Warren
Buddha judge Klobuchar Yang and
steyr
quite a quite a white group
there the
nice things not white no but I
said
quite what there is an Indian I
forgot
to say that yes well anyway the
the the
mainstream press is deeming it
very very
white
and in order to be on the stage
and
actually Kamala Harris qualify
but of
course she dropped out to be on
the
stage you had to have you have
you must
have contributions from 200,000
unique
donors you know over a 12-year
period we
probably have a have had
200,000 unique
donors so we could kind of
qualify it's
just not in the right period to
polls
you must be polling at at least
6% well
you can buy that C's dire for
polls at
4% what is this bullcrap
Jesus anyway now it's so stupid
it is so
dumb so and I'm sure tonight
will all be
about be about Trump and about
the
impeachment and about of course
because
we have 1 2 3 we have what 3 4
now that
we have 3 senators who will be
in there
what Klobuchar as a senator
warns the
senator Sanders as a three
three senators who will
eventually and
this is mind-blowing talk about
your
meddling in elections so you
have a guy
who wants to run for
re-election in 2020
so that's an election and three
people
who are running against him
will now
actually be deciding if he's
thrown out
of office and in jail
altogether oh
they'll recuse themselves I'm
sure I
don't think so somehow but
that's how
insane you know it's almost as
insane as
something else I realized
around this
time once again you get the
stories of
package thieves and even the
guy who did
the glitter bomb he's done
another one
of these videos and it's quite
disturbing how many people
steal Amazon
packages from porches but what I
realized is how twisted is it
they were
watching news reports about
people
stealing Amazon packages
recorded on a
camera owned by Amazon yeah in
this
remind blowing shit that's
going on they
got it on all in someone is
really doing
a good job there so that yeah
it's it's
it's kind of bizarre and once
again the
machine is in full overdrive
the problem
ladies and gentlemen is the
black vote
and when black when I say black
I mean
african-americans I personally
would
prefer to say a DOS something
we've
learned here the American
descendants of
slavery that's the vote that
can make
all the difference certainly
Wall Street
Pete has has gotten a lot of
heat
Wall Street Pete got the heat
because
the black people don't like him
according to the mainstream I
don't know
if it's true or not even
Saturday Night
Live made jokes about it it
wouldn't
take much loss of let's just
call it the
black vote
to screw up any Democrat and
you recall
that when that Kamala Harris
announced
she was running the a das
movement was
kind of born and they started a
Twitter
campaign and and YouTube has
real people
YouTube campaigns saying hold
on a
second she's not African
American she is
Indian Jamaican that's fine but
she's
not gonna represent us like we
let Obama
represent us who also wasn't
african-american and
immediately joy
Reid and MSNBC came into action
and what
did they say oh yes these
tweets are by
BOTS these are just BOTS this
nothing
real it's just bought Russian
BOTS
probably just BOTS trying to
bring down
the black woman so they're back
now even
with camel are gone and it is
the
mission is to promote black
women as
being in charge of the vote of
the
household black men you don't
know what
you're doing you know the black
women
are the ones we got to go after
and just
last week it's the same woman
with
what's her name again the joy
it was joy
read with Shireen Mitchell so
you know
months ago they were talking
about it
being BOTS who were these a das
BOTS
against camel ax that now it's
box once
again apparently is that one of
the
things that you talk about
building
rapport and I was talking with
you about
this before is pushing out in
negative
information about a candidate
that's
been selected you know to be
targeted to
turn black voters against them
but it's
who they're using as the voice
quote-unquote the digital voice
are
supposedly also black people
who are
spreading that message and
here's what
you write about these about fake
accounts that are not
necessarily really
black people seem to be black
people hey
Tom as a cop word this person
is bad for
black people quote fake accounts
pretending to be black women
matter not
only in the distant formation
campaigns
but in every election there has
been a
constant number you write of
fake
accounts posing as black women
since
2013 these fake accounts which
pretend
to be black women seem to be
real people
with real concerns they connect
with the
American black community online
attempting to learn black
vernacular and
key issue areas will be the
point of
creating fake accounts who
appear to be
black women specifically so
this can't
be real because of course no
black woman
ever would go against a
Democrat and
this cannot be it must be a bot
and
somehow they've learned it must
be some
of that AI we've been hearing
about
they've learned how to actually
tweet
just like black women it's
because if we
know as we've seen that the the
what the
ones who are the most valuable
to the
Democratic Party is black women
we have
identified at least five
existing
campaigns rather focus on
getting black
people to do only one thing
what would
not know for the Democrats and
can you
name one of those five
campaigns I mean
we put up from the report that
you're
saying that rep this there's a
conversation about reparations
that has
to do with it there's a
criminal justice
can't conversation there's an
immigration mmm-hmm reparations
immigration and and and sorry
reparations immigration and
anything
that has to do with the
criminal justice
system so the reason that the
the
targeting of Cibola around
being a cop
is important it's because
anything
that's the hinges on criminal
justice
becomes a divisive issue
exactly we're
out of time but how can people
tell the
difference between the real
genuine and
thing a black lives matter and
the ones
that are just all pay attention
and
designed to make you not vote
how do you
even tell you tell right away
by that by
the language that they use most
of the
time but if you see anyone who
says
basically tangibles or or you
you're not
getting our vote without us
getting
something back you should start
to pause
and take a better look at what
they're
saying better look at those
those
accounts and see what they're
saying so
the term tangibles is an
absolute thing
in the black community
tangibles means
if you're gonna talk
reparations there's
got to be something tangible not
something you give to a whole
bunch of
people and i know this because
i do a
show with mows I've learned
this so
these are two black women
regardless of
their actual cultural heritage
doesn't
matter they're black telling
black women
don't listen to those other
black
they're BOTS I mean that is
what is
happening did to me it's very
disturbing
that this is on television
son CNN now ms it this was MSNBC
what's rumors on CNN no joy
readers
MSNBC us that there was joy
read it is
joy read MSNBC is being
interviewed but
what way joy read is on MSNBC I
watch
this all day yeah you do yeah
well dry that juror you was on
CNN never
he's never been on CNN and the
Shireen
Mitchell is she's part of the
digital
sistas now major support from
Open
Society Institute no come on
it's we all
know what's going on here but
no maybe
maybe maybe maybe this election
the
American people figure it out
but I'm
not holding my breath
and well you shouldn't brother
all right
the other thing else for around
a couple
just kind of funny clips is
still relate
to the impeachment oh okay I
thought you
had maybe some 20:27
impeachment is good
too well let's play a couple of
these
clips this was this clip is
just because
it's it's but part of the I
guess just
the hypocrisy of everything
this is a
Adam Schiff this is chef shift
early on
this is Schiff at the beginning
of the
year I think this is in March
before the
anything started up and talking
about
how you couldn't really do an
impeachment if it was was just
Democrats
you need everybody on board
sure and
he's very thoughtful about all
this and
he makes it he goes on and on
and it's
just like a head shaker I cut
her
through the trauma of a failed
impeachment an impeachment of
bipartisan
process would have to be
extraordinarily
clear and compelling I don't
forget the
possibility that the
investigation will
produce that more than our own
will but
I think the speaker is
absolutely right
in its absence an impeachment
becomes a
partisan exercise doomed for
failure and
I see little to be gained by
putting the
country through that kind of
wrenching
experience as I've often
remarked in the
past the only thing worse than
putting
the country through the trauma
of an
impeachment is putting the
country
through the trauma of a failed
impeachment what an idiot
and then we have this one
thanks just an
idiot is
unbelievable then we have this
one which
is jamie raskin the Canada oh
yeah with
that I would with that with the
I'm just
gonna say pubic hair on his
head I'm
just gonna say it
he is this is before this is
before the
inauguration this is you know
people say
well they you know the
Washington Post
they ran an article you know
three days
you'll be you know right right
after
Trump was inaugurated
impeachment began
it was on through to two days
later this
is before the inauguration I
want to say
this for Donald Trump who I may
well be
voting to impeach
oh wait but wait
I wanna I want to say this
so they got drowned out by the
applause
this is why Pelosi is so
worried about
the Democrats spiking the ball
on this
impeachment vote because it's a
no it's
like very it's not a good hook
it's not
a good luck it's not a good
look is
rooted here's a guy the guy
hasn't even
done one thing in office and
Raskin is
already voting to impeach him
he's worse
than the than the Al Green and
Maxine
Waters of the worlds I mean
that to me
is just irresponsible
especially for a
legislative guy while we're on
the
topics as it get ease out of
the way
this is Al Green who come came
on
democracy now we don't impeach
this
president he will get reelected
if we don't impeach him he will
say it's
Houston Congress member Al Green
repeatedly calling for
impeachment from
the House floor joining us now
on this
historic day many are calling
impeachment day oh do we have
Al Green
on the show yeah what many are
calling
impeachment day welcome to
Democracy Now
Congress member green your
thoughts on
this day well thank you for
having me
miss Goodman this is a day for
us to
reflect upon love of country
know we are
at the crossroads of
accountability
either we will hold the
president
accountable for his impeachable
behavior
or we will be held accountable
but as
important as that is it will
also mean
that we will lose some of our
democracy
a president has to have
guardrails a
president has to know that
there are
boundaries if the president
perceives
that there are no boundaries
and does
what he has concluded is within
his all
power granted under Article 2
then I
think we will lose some of our
democracy
and we march toward a monarchy
we didn't buy into a monarchy
we bought
into a democracy and as
Franklin said we
have this republic if we can
keep it I
plan to do all that I can to
help us
keep the Republic that I love I
mean
what's interesting Congress
greenness you have been calling
for this
repeatedly for the last two
years for
different reasons among them
racism can
you talk about what it means at
this
point that it has been narrowed
these
two charges against Trump to
abuse of
power and obstruction of
Congress are
you satisfied with us initially
miss
Goodman the call was for his
obstruction
as it relates to the
investigation into
his campaign the Russian
intrusion into
the campaign and into our
election you
might recall that mr. Comey was
fired
summarily and the president
went on
national TV at primetime and
confessed
that he was considering the
investigation but I then moved
on
because I saw the level of
bigotry
emanating from the presidency
I saw the various and fitty
invidious
phobias that he attended to
project them
to push I saw how the country
was
starting to become more
unsettled all
right I'm going to say one more
time
80% of Congress and that's the
House of
Representatives and the Senate
consists
of people 65 and older
so I'm in there deep in their
seventy's
they still think this is how
you run the
country you give an interview
you tell
them some bullcrap you go on is
given in
to the New York Times do the 60
minute
and you're done
unfortunately for quite a while
now
we've been able to read
documents
ourselves get stuff on the
internet they
still think that this writs run
that way
they don't realize that it's
changed now
it may not have changed enough
for this
upcoming election but I think
that a lot
of people didn't get railroaded
out I
hope so
get these people out some of
them some
of them like Al Green are so
locked in
this is like these the
Republicans who
are so oh we're gonna vote out
Nancy
Pelosi Nancy Pelosi's District
in San
Francisco it's a shithole
it's yes and they all vote for
Nancy
Pelosi yeah that's that can't
get me to
an extreme on run against her
and it
would be 75% for Nancy Pelosi
isn't that
munch Hoeven Munchausen disease
well
when you're when you you love
your
captor and all they do I mean
this is
just hot coals syndrome okay
one of
those missing them up munch
munch hose
and Stockholm Syndrome it's all
bad it's
all bad yeah well these people
are bad
well with that I'd like to
thank you for
your courage and say in the
morning to
you the man who literally just
put the C
in CNN's joy reach Joe John C
Dvorak
well in the morning to you mr.
Adam
curry although in the morning
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very interesting one it was a
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weed had
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when he mentioned it he was
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Hillary it was Hillary yep and
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individual must donate at least
another
fifty dollars within a month
I would do a lower amount but
we need
transparency for all the
producers what
if there are no women donors
the random
week I donate go back one week
and so
designate one otherwise it is
just and
this is like this is like the
instructions on Parcheesi it
also sounds
like a trumpet the donation
pitch time
match I don't understand okay so
otherwise it's just another
producer
credit for Dogpatch ian's and
loris
LeBeau viens divide the credit
equally
if there are more than one
woman donor
with the requisite donation but
then
again each must donate another
at least
fifty dollars within a month to
retain
the credit from this offer
hopefully
this will increase in of her
damn lady
producers separately and for
fun I am
sharing a presentation preamble
I had
vetted for a specific situation
this is
part of a speech of his now
that we're
gonna have to talk about this
for a
second different ways up yes
then here's
this thing attention ladies and
gentlemen terms I used to
reflect social
behavior in this presentation
and not
gender looking as just making
the excuse
is already going rogue with
ladies and
gentlemen yeah I am going to
circulate
to each of you a list of
identifiers
from a computer-generated
printout that
came from your administration I
understand the identifiers may
no longer
be valid however to be on this
computer-generated printout I
was told
the identifiers were extracted
from
verified sources authorized by
the
beings on the printout I have
24 beings
listed using these identifiers
if the
identifier is no longer valid
please
correct the identifier for my
records
for those using symbols or
identifiers
that are not easily understood
or
pronounced please provide a
phonetic
pronunciation that the
instructor may
use okay and jnk this is
alright could
you break that down to me in
something I can pop in my mouth
and
understand know how does it work
well I don't know what the
point of this
last part was
uh which was apparently
something gives
at the beginning of some talks
he gives
somewhere whatever he talks
about we
don't know this guy or anything
about
him but he's but he wants to
give a damn
hood a month out okay that I'm
diggin
and so he's really expecting
the Dames
to contribute a fit double
nickels on
the dime plus fifty dollars so
in two
separate donations okay and
they have to
be within a week one side or
the other
of his donation when it comes in
okay so if you hear Dogpatch
and is this
the first one no no it starts
in January
so if Dogpatch comes in with
this
donation and you hear it you
come in
with a double minimus by the
way says
nay not die I just call him dog
pet hey
I'm on first name basis with him
Dogpatch so dog patch comes in
sir sir
on emissive dog patch and Louis
LeBeau
via then you within a week
you've got to donate
essentially a
hundred and ten and then he
grant you
you know one hundred five ten
hug in
five double nickels on the dime
yes okay
I think well he's being very
it's very
sexist well he realizes that he
does
these donations you know a lot
and when
he does them he's just there's a
knighthood that could be
granted and so
he's decided to grant I think
that's
from time he does one of these
he's
gonna grant a dame hood so he's
basically this is our version
of the
madras so there's free lunch
here come
on if i understand what he's
saying yeah
follow the success that would
be the
symbol is to follow the
successful
formula well thank you very
much sir
anima s-- of Dogpatch and lower
slovakia
also known as yo dog to me
you've been
such a strong supporter of this
show i
hope one day i do get to meet
you to
thank you in person
yeah every every way you
communicate
suggests to me that'll never
happen but
it does happen you won't know
exactly
exactly well thank you all
thank you
Brian a mish mish all right
onward will
the world get that worked out
and bright
it up as just gonna give him a
go karma
just because he's there you
know you've
got I don't think that's too
much to do
form
onward with Borislav Maranatha
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slow loris lost another name
that's been
around for years and yes
another name
has been around for a long time
and
another guy we don't know 12
1919 which
is tall 1919 is just under just
load $19
over 1200 we'll put him in the
club oh
yeah oh he's just a show date
12 1919
which is exactly right
1290 was coincidentally we
could put
that in the newsletter another
gambit we
missed
yeah well please send some
winning car
let's send some winning against
a
frivolous lawsuit karma and
some jobs
karma oh my goodness well we
need to
pile it on for you they're jobs
jobs and
jobs that's karma by the way we
got a
new jobs we know we have four
currently
we've got the one you just
heard we have
two different Trump jobs errs
and we've
got the Nancy and Trump jobs
and now add
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yesterday jobs jobs jobs
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wants a
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as well
okay good to know
how many years have we been
using this
at least ten yeah it's and and
ever and
these politicians still come
out and say
it like it's like they just
invented it
variation on if you're gonna
take it is
like the way jokes operate you
know you
do variations this is the
variation on
the location location location
you know
yeah which is the classic Gold
Line well
how do you pick a good
real-estate spot
location location location then
it
evolved and evolved into
developers
developers developers Oh God
Steve
Ballmer I forgot about that
well also
any time you say something
thrice
apparently then it sticks into
people
and sticks in people's minds if
you say
it does but the original Nancy
one
breaks the rules and it's four
times
jobs jobs jobs and jobs you're
right
it's an and jobs that may be
the power
of it now they think about
everyone else
just does a a three-peat but I
think
you're right
it's say it's the breaks the
rules man
that's one yeah man well good
luck with
it
borislav and thank you for
supporting us
sir
baron sir Dred Scott of the
Elbe Express
who actually gave two twice in
today's
show he's gonna I don't know we
had to
keep probably double credit him
but he
gave 1200 to become member of
the 1200
club and to celebrate this 1200
shows I
always ask for no jingles
Nakamura about
my last donation I mentioned
coming out
of the fog of war of new twins
to go
along with a two-year-old three
kids
under three at 40 years I
wanted to
thank you for the oh I'm sorry
let me
read it again he's got three
kids under
three and he's 40 years old
it's no joke
I think that's why I gave him a
good
tortoise karma providing me
with karma
even though I didn't request it
and I
wanted to thank you for the
Karma
well with recently at work I
had to
write my annual self appraisal
yes it's
called a 360 review actually
did you
know this no I did not yeah
it's a 360
where you you write about
yourself you
also review your direct manager
which is
always a fun thing to do and
then the
manager also of course will
review you
360 yeah this sounds like a
part of a
stack ranking scheme which is
the worst
thing for companies I've never
done
anything like this I've always
been in
companies where there's just
old-fashioned reviews if at all
it seems
to me instead of reviewing
somebody you
bring him into the office tell
me what
you think
just tell him hey you know
you're doing
a pretty good job well that's
right stop
right there I just need to
bring it up
we'll come back to it later
after all
these segments are also content
under
the heading slack off I'd at GE
at General Electric the way
your boss
reviews you is with and I'm not
sure if
they're actual digital stickers
or if
they are just words but the
under in
there in the review category
under
insights you can send someone a
consider
or a continue so continue means
you did
a good job continue doing your
job
consider means you need to work
on it a
little bit and that's it's two
words
it's either continue consider
this is
probably I don't know this I'm
just
saying I know about General
Electric's
early experiments would stack
ranking
that Jack Welch implemented
that was the
beginning of the end for General
Electric I might add and they
have
pulled it and I know Microsoft
pulled
stack stack ranking I've
written about
this a lot and it's a very
onerous
methodology it makes yes men
show up it
makes the real creative types
quit the
company or you get kicked them
out and
it's it's detrimental to most
companies
in fact Microsoft was sliding
until they
got rid of their stack ranking
and
General Electric is still in
the tank
and this sounds like a
modification yeah
well it's it's part of the new
the new
way we communicate just one
word or an
emoji I personally I think it
should you
should just boil it down to a
smiley
face or a poop emoji that's the
easiest
way to understand
yeah well this idiotic I've
never had
this happen to me and I glad um
anyway
back to the note recently at
work I've
had to write my annual self
appraisal
which is dumb I was really hard
on
myself I didn't think I had
performed
well this year due to the fog
of war
mentioned above twins kids
whatever my
manager had the complete
opposite
opinion he wrote me a great
review and
noted that I exceeded
expectations he's
kind of crediting this to the
car might
think this that phase is only
used at my
company when a promotion or
significant raises on the way
Oh code
that's greens no it's great I
also
received two bonus checks from
other
departments for work I
completed on
projects we worked on together
that's
nice I attributed this directly
to the
Karma thanks again for the Karma
dropping the t's yesterday I
headed to
Costco with my three-year-old
she loves
going there and recognises the
route as
well as the sign for the store
when she
said yay Costco gospel without
the tea I
had an oh crap moment I
realized I've
been dropping the tea from
Costco for
years I quickly corrected her
and now
pronounced at Costco by my
accounting my
donations this episode bring me
to fight
count status but I have yet to
claim the
Protectorate if the peerage
committee
approves and I did and the
Pierce
committee I've just checked
with them
they approve immediately read
this note
earlier and it has been
approved if I
count it large see what I'm just
laughing I didn't even get
invited
anyway I didn't get even get
invited to
the meeting but I'm you're not
on the
peerage committee I know okay
by count
it large seems appropriate for
me my
accounting is villo anyways I
count at
large thank you for the amygdala
protecting deconstruction twice
weekly
on Thursdays keep up the good
work and a
note about that as we I don't
know if
it's because of the animated No
Agenda
or why exactly people are
talking about
their amygdalas more often
these days
and donation notes that is a
byte and
you know John I didn't start
out to we
didn't start the show so hey I
got an
idea let's heal people was not
the
original intent of the show but
that it
happens and that people feel
much better
and and we do have some science
with the
amygdala behind it but when
people say
this that it makes me feel
really good
about what we're doing I guess
that's
almost no thank you for
mentioning that
and thank you for your for your
a very
long support barren sword Rebbe
Scott of
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count it's
appreciated
I know word oh yeah it's very
appreciated we should mention
the
amygdala thing it turns out
that if you
sit around we've discussed this
we had a
whole almost a whole show about
it it
turns out medical evidence
about people
who sit around like that woman
in green
who's screaming cuz Trump got
elected
and the people they'd all bent
out of
shape because we you mentioned
Trump all
they will their amygdala swells
up yeah
and it makes it more
animal-like and I
my phone is ringing and when
it's and
I'll take over Mir and when you
get into
the animalistic state or some
would say
reptilian with an enlarged
amygdala you
are very sensitive to danger
and so
you're going to respond in a
very primal
way to anything that you
perceive is
danger of course we know what
danger is
Orangemen bad and then it is a
chemical
thing that takes place and you
can
become a little more unhinged
than you
typically might be with a
healthy sized
amygdala there hence we are
credited
with keeping people's amygdala
sizes in
check and I'm you know exam
Edeka
professional I'm proud of that
we should play one on the show
onward
with Sir Darrin O'Neal deidara
know one
of our guys 365 from Mokena
Mokena or
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Mokena
Illinois hello Jon and Adam in
honor of
my anonymous benefactor helping
me to
get my knighthood a few
episodes ago I
wanted to play it forward this
donation
is be credited to and I wanted
people
out there take notes on this
because we
don't do this sort of
accounting no it's
$65 goes to net Ned
and he becomes a knight today
he was
submitting a note with his
round table
request I don't know do we have
that
Eric said there were forty
knows it was
a mess let me see if net-net
I don't the or dizzy no no I
don't see
him on here
well I don't have a note from
him that I
know I don't have a note either
okay
well we can do it on 12:01 let
me put on
the next show sure yeah well
what one is
good okay great
the $150 ITM om underlined oh ma
aka Omaha
and $150 to prof war yeah borr
he's a you find him I know
agenda social
calm most of the time he's a
good guy
well geez this is nice yeah
that is nice
yeah and it was an anonymous
donor who
brought sword Aaron oderno
kneel up to
knighthood adaran for those who
don't
know if you've listened to the
live
stream which you should try to
do if at
all possible no agenda stream
comm we do
it live on thursdays in the
second
Thursdays we do live he does a
pre-show
for about an hour before our
show and
gets it gets me into a good
mood it
doesn't matter where I am like
I'm just
kind of jamming out and you do
him I
putting my final touches on the
show
prep and he's always playing
something
good and he's another driving
force in
our value for value network
thank you
very much sir Darren O'Neill
and net Ned
we'll take care of you on 1201
congratulations on 1200
episodes he
continues the show is more
vital now
than ever dare I say you're
hitting your
stride just good we're just
hitting
something stop the hammering
your hard
work is appreciated thank you
for all
you do if time persists remind
people to
listen to the grumpy old Ben's
grumpy
old Ben's calm Merry Christmas
Merry
Christmas sir down David fuga
Zotoh 360
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the way is
the Baron of Saudi Arabia and
Peninsula
and he's got quite a title yes
he's got
a big title yay he says
congrats on all
the another milestone thank you
for your
courage all the producers fubá
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dave melody de mesa Bella thank
you very
much David push 3 3333 today I
give in
the name of my best friend pain
please
giving PA why any kid please
give him a
birthday shot I did it back
dated to the
seventh I don't know if we got
that or
yeah I got the date which will
live in
infamy I waited the birthday
what I
weighed the birthday and the
1200s and
decided that he could benefit
from more
than 12 the 12 hundredths show
as his
executive producer ship claim
okay he
gets it I hit him in the mouth
during a
ramp up to the impeachment 2016
he can
have credit but I'm claiming
the D do
Shing so they do now to
contradict the
whole note he says please call
him out
as a douche bag before throwing
some
goat style karma new human
resource
Karma his way you've got special
executive producers for the
1,200 show
the extravaganza yes please
please we
have a couple more of these and
then
there won't be any more until
July yeah
these special so explain
explain the
special how it works well this
is a this
is a the idea is we notice that
in
showbiz they have all these
specials
they do and it's not just you
as the Bob
Hope Christmas special and
being an
executive producer the Bob Hope
Christmas special is a little
more
interesting than being the
producer of
show 11/10 right just a times
so we
offered the special things you
can use
this as a title in your job
thing you
say executive producer for show
12 days
special
extravaganza show 1200 of the
No Agenda
show and that's a special
designator
that you get for this for very
few shows
that's your name the
extravaganza that
that's traffic has is good you
come with
something better I mean that
literally
is a Bob Hope type show title
extravagance
yeah extravagance these shows
go way
beyond three hours and they're
usually
pretty good but the point is is
that
this is a special designator
and this
Christmas special wouldn't be an
extravaganza it would be an
the ones coming up the
Christmas special
and then and then there could
be a New
Year special I guess we could
do that
and but then there's nothing
until July
4 so this is your last chance
to get in
on these kind of things for
your these
are people who need it on their
bye oh
yes and it's a good place to
have it on
your bio for sure yeah you have
a pitch
about that you deliver at the
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done
Scott Finland in olifant
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300 $33.33 this donation puts
me over
the threshold for knighting I
like you
benighted sir short stack of
the endless
mountains I don't know where
people come
up with these ideas I would
like to
request jobs karma please my
smoking-hot
wife had some unfortunate
events happen
with her now previous job and
she
decided to go back to nursing
school and
I could also use some good
helping of
karma heading into the new year
I would
like to point out that I'm
still waiting
for the autographed picture
that was
tied to John's 818 anniversary
I will
check it out and see why you
didn't get
one it was my only my second
donation
when I had sent it I requested
to be
anonymous probably that's part
of it so
not to be read on the air John
had made
a comment about how are we
going to send
this into an anonymous person
anyways
goes on I mean who doesn't want
a signed
autographed picture of John and
in their
life good luck - good luck -
you're a
smoking hot wife let's
hopefully this
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Kharma there's Inanna miss
anonymous in
liverpool UK 33333 he's got the
whole
thing congratulations on 12 on
Chozen
merry christmas jobs karma
karma sirs-e
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sir drip scott comes in again
at 3 3333
to get in on the special and he
just
says anonymous from Barren DREV
scotty
lb and j NK sir william of
texas 333 sir
william of texas here
congratulations on
1200 shows no jingles but I
could use
some jobs goat karma please
jobs jobs
jobs and jobs the timing of
when the go
karma comes in so this is
perfect makes
it funnier it's the best Stuart
Walton
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greetings
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for show
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belated
birthday request please and a
20th
wedding anniversary shout-out
to my
wonderful smoking-hot wife
Michelle who
still puts up with me after all
these
years no jingles no karma love
and light
to you both and warmest wishes
for the
wonderful work that you do
happy Christmas and Merry New
Year's
Thank You Stuart thank you very
much and
she's on the list Matt she'll
met in
Oakville California 333 hello
John and
Adam here's hoping I make the
cut for
show 1200 my LinkedIn profile
could use
something shiny like an
executive
producer credit I've long gone
without
doning and a finally decided to
change
that no jingles just jobs karma
as it's
time I finally finished up my
third
actuarial exam and got a real
job what
I'm spreading the sanity what
kind of
job is that actuarial I said is
that the
guys insurance probably like a
or something where you you do
tables and
it's like a lot of works just
don't
actually no I don't know it's
got
something to do it actuaries
jobs jobs
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that's vote for job karma sounds
complicated
look at that you Ariel why read
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Addison Todd
it's $333 in st. Charles MO
Missouri in
the morning from fine gentlemen
just
quick note to say thank you for
the best
podcast in the universe
according to the
molar report I could did you
see the
article that was there was an
article I
didn't bring it down for the
show that
was in the new century new
what's a
cousin town down in Los Angeles
new
century whatever it's called
it's a
little newspaper and they wrote
up the
new agenda show whole page no
really
yeah I didn't get a copy I'll
have no
that's nice by the way actuary
insurance
bean-counter yeah does what I
said you
were right now the
wrote it up as in dislike a big
pig one
of ours this is a real this is
a real
newspaper yeah it's one of
those like a
shopper it's a daily little
easy little
small plate paper but something
like
it's actually printed yes and
it comes
in your mailbox they stuff it
or it's
just it's at the supermarket
next to the
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I have no idea down there right
she did
be put in the mail and in there
it goes
on about the show and it says
this show
and he talked about how famous
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us is even mentioned in the
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Century City is where a Century
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that's cool mention in the
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there
they at the Century City
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it was if it wasn't in the
molar report
then it was true Addison Todd's
next in
st. Charles I just said that
did I read
his own note I don't know I'm
losing
track I don't in the morning
fine
gentlemen thank you for the
best podcast
universe scouring the malla
report
that's what triggered me yeah I
could
use some jabs karma for my
home-based
business where I sell on Amazon
and a
sharpton mix that's true if
you're
feeling up to it my
five-year-old son
loves your show and noticed
most of the
jingles as well I'd like to
call out my
best friend Matt as a douchebag
but not
that big of one because he
originally
hit me in the mouth we are
constantly on
the search for high-quality
podcasts and
we do our own and are
approaching 250
episodes if anyone is
interested it
would be great to hear feedback
from
this lovely audience of
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look up give that some thought
on all
podcast platforms or give that
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thought calm fair warning it
doesn't
compare to yours keep up the
good work
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do please
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Addison in
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remember
exactly when I started
listening the
best podcast in the universe
after a
sideways bump from the cranky
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but I heard Adam broadcast for
the last
time from Gitmo nation bangers
and mash
so it's been a significant
amount of
time I hit my girlfriend in the
mouse
mouse mouse mouse my recently
and
subsequently she asked me how
close I
was to knighthood that's right
ladies
you wanna do hey what do you
were you
not yet come back when you got
one in
fact hold out on him I was
embarrassed
and ashamed at my douchebaggery
I began
my quest 16 weeks ago with a
donation of
one cent what and have doubled
it every
week since then I look forward
to
meeting you on the die on the
Dyess next
week as I reach night what to
keep
doubling it yeah you'll get
interesting
so 16 weeks if you start with
one penny
and double it every week you
can do the
calculation douching introduced
and a
happy birthday shot to my
smoking-hot
girlfriend aka the wench I saw
the
picture this is very very cute
she no
wench man she no wench she know
what she
know ang
Michel ballet 250 bucks
associate
executive producers from
Fishers Indiana
I've been a no agenda listener
for
several years in a douche bag
that whole
time hanging my head in shame
with this
donation of 250 bucks can I
please get a
deed douching yeah you've been
deduced
you also need some karma that's
true one
quiz one quarter of the night
but feels
pretty good well it's because
this
donation is one quarter the way
to
knighthood are you aware of
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technology in the zoo King but
this is
the notes rises yeah this is
Mike
oh yeah Mike and I went back
and forth
on this and it's really a
conversation
that my about Michael McKibben
the guy
who's decided to take credit
for his all
social media the invented it
somehow who
is Michael McKibben I've never
heard of
him I had never heard of him
either
until this one operation who is
this
this is the producer you email
them back
quite detailed and said okay
you really
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that are my stories my boring
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hilarious I said that very
clearly oh
you said my boring stories and
Adams
well they are my boring stories
they're
not boring they're fan by the
way
oh my goodness I didn't have
time to
clip it we watched hustlers you
know the
JLo movie I don't remember that
movie
you know it's brand-new it's a
streaming
and I will clip it for the next
time we
speak because it's part of its
in a
strip club in the heyday of the
90s with
the windibank who everybody had
money in
New York and there's a guy
bringing the
girls on stage John it is
exactly your
raven bit it is I mean did you
hear you
watch that that movie and
they'd be like
oh my god John
not only nailed it he probably
made the
category writing credits in the
couch
going and give it up for Raven
as you
must see this very good
so that actually very excited
about not
I've checked the show
I've not listened to it all the
way
through some of John's stories
Nate the
majority of John's stories are
hilarious
for multiple reasons I think the
interplay between the two of us
makes it
work really well and I think
you'll have
a good time think you'll enjoy
that
very
um I have do we need to do the
intros
and outros think we do we got
to do it
right after today's show yeah I
think we
should hey I um I got an
interesting
video that was sent to me and
it was a
speech at mmm forget which
university it
was it's Stephen costs kW ast
retired
Air Force general and he was
talking
about space and in particular
why space
force is so incredibly
important and I
think that we both feel that
you know I
mean obviously space warfare
has been
going on for a long time people
kid me
about it but I'm I am serious I
think
there's a lot more going on in
space
than we realize and there are
satellites
that are chopping other
satellites out
but this is way beyond that and
if it
wasn't a retired Air Force
general I
would say this is second half a
sho
kooky nut job stuff listen to
what he
says about what we are actually
going to
get from space I'll give you a
hint
free energy baby energy the
seed corn of
all development all growth all
survival
survival energy so energy
transportation
information and manufacturing
these are
the things that change humanity
that
will change world power and
they are
descending upon us in ways that
are very
unique the technology is on the
engineering benches today but
most
Americans and most in Congress
have not
had time to really look deeply
at what's
going on here but I've had the
benefit
of 33 years of studying and
becoming
friends with these engineers
and these
scientists this technology can
be built
today with technology that is
not
developmental to deliver any
human being
from any place on planet Earth
to any
other place in less than an
hour to
deliver Wi-Fi from space where
you never
need a cell tower to connect to
deliver
energy from space where you
never have
to plug your phone in and a
trickle
charges and you can use that
energy over
time it can be applied
two cars two houses the
technology of
Edison and Tesla that we live
with in
our energy environment our
paradigm
today is expensive it's
dangerous and
it's wasteful plug it into the
wall but
yet that's out what we all do
because we
are used to paradigms the power
of space
will change world power forever
and it
doesn't have to be a big
country to do
it it can be a small island
country
let's say New Zealand because
the
technology if optimized can
change world
power and there's nothing you
can do if
you don't have that power the
nature of
power you either have it and
your values
rule or you do not have it and
you must
submit we see that play out
again and
again in history and it's
playing out
now space force
I mean could the guy have done
any
better through in a 33 he's
bringing up
Tesla free electricity from
space nice
you know if you if you subtract
the
votes for impeachment for the
votes
against it
you get 33 all right and it
only works
because three Democrats
abstained or
didn't abstain but it okay I
don't care
we're we have free energy
coming from
space we got nothing coming
from space I
can see you know what I mean I
only got
this early this morning so I I
need to
delve in much deeper but this
is my beat
and I think he's right I think
there's
definitely ways and Tesla was
doing this
wireless power change the
paradigm and
for sure you want a space force
protecting that I like it
okay you glad you like it
you're skeptic
at the counter clip to that and
if I'm
looking at my list I realized
that I
lost it in the shuffle yeah so
sorry you
had a counter dip to this - yeah
powerfully had a counter clip
to that
power from space 12 space which
is
pretty much don't have it so I
can yeah
I'm not even gonna diss travel
a human
being can travel from one spot
on the
earth to another within an hour
yeah
that's smoked enough dope
anything can
happen okay
you mock all right but I you
mock I'm
diving in my beat laugh all you
want
I'll be there in an hour to
beat you up
yeah well that remains to be
seen and
and this is an IPO we got to
get in on
whoever's doing it we gotta get
in on
that IPO or on the topic yes we
might as
well I guess is you have to
deep in
there with that one let's go to
the I
got my Miss Universe clips
excuse me
deep end a general a US general
and I'm
off the deep end
Steve Harvey fouled up again
didn't we
already do this no no we didn't
do it as
we did no we talked about doing
it you
said I gave you options I
wanted to the
Miss Universe clips oh and I
and I said
no let's not do it you said no
okay I
guess now I have to allow it
all right
where are we going Steve Harvey
let's
start with the foul up there
should we
get that out of the way we've
got the
swimsuit and evening gown
competitions
coming up but right now I want
to talk
about some wardrobe that was
even more
elaborate earlier this week
all the contestants competed in
the
national costume contest here's
a look
at the winner Philippines this
is it
right here I thought I had also
me slide
but girl you just woo cake and
oranges
and potato chips this is a yes
it's not
Philippines
it's Malaysia I just read that
in the
teleprompter y'all go for doing
this to
me oh man are they out to get
him is
that well if you saw the outfit
he was
wearing I'm pretty sure I
really didn't
watch this time I'm sorry it's
your bed
okay I found a clip the counter
clip to
the clip you played I'm sorry I
died bad
was looking at the wrong list
like an
idiot that's because you don't
have any
power from space well that
power from
space I'd be a lot better off
here's the
clip that counters your clip
and this is
Alex Jones let me give me some
classified stuff he almost few
months
ago had his meeting with a vice
president and there pitching
their
secret moon base right now
they've
already got their big 3d
printers excuse
me he's taken my bit he's
taking the
moonbase bit from me now
they've already
boosted into orbit they already
been
delivered some of them to the
dark side
of the Moon
would you like to know the
crater number
it's about a half mile right
over on the
dark side and they're already
setting up
this facility with these big 3d
printers
for the Mars
if you even believe any of that
yeah
Ilan you know I just really
released
super-classified information
about the
moonbase they're already
building
I'll see if I'm dead no wait I
really
don't care yeah this isn't a
bunch of BS
q crap folks you're giving the
real
thing right here this is always
the real
McCoy in there they're hidden
just a
bunch of counterfeits and fakes
there's
always the real thing
everybody knows the real thing
when they
hear it everybody knows the
real thing
when they see it everybody
knows the
real thing when they feel it
all right
so you're just mocking me when
I'm
really serious about about this
this guy
in this Tesla power appoint
energy I
have studied a lot of Tesla and
by the
way Trump is connected to Tesla
you know
there's connections with his
uncle I
think uncle or grand uncle
would be
grand uncle I think had no idea
yes and
he would he was in possession
of some of
Tesla's he was at MIT he was
Eve came
into possession of a lot of
Tesla's
papers after he you know died or
disintegrated or whatever in
the hotel
in New York and we've talked
about that
on the show
don't do that to me man with
Alex Jones
bullcrap where the tr3 bethe
aster I
know all about that we're
talking about
power from space man charging
your phone
people will care about this
they don't
care about a moon base what you
can
charge my phone wirelessly
okay now I'm all-in trust me
this is big
when you get the wireless space
charger
let me know I will have my
phone in the
drawer where it belongs and
I'll be
charging it while you're not
even
looking at it that could happen
right so
you wanted I just want to talk
a little
bit about brexit and Boris and
the low
English bring the American
public up the
day a little bit since nobody
else will
yes let me start with a clip
from Faraj
possibly his last speech in the
European
Union Parliament also known as
the
powerless Starfleet Command
after three
and a half years of deception
and
dishonesty we will be leaving
this
prison of nations at the end of
January
and we won't become a third
country as
I've been hearing this morning
no we're
going to become an independent
self-governing nation and you
can delude
yourselves this morning inside
this
Cathedral that all is well but
it isn't
it isn't people do not want to
be run
and governed by faceless
bureaucrats
like Michelle and Vonda lion
did you
hear them earlier dull as
ditchwater
you're being rejected it's
great news
that in Poland opinion polls
now show a
majority of polls think maybe
better off
outside the European Union
brexit is the
beginning of the end of this
project we
are giving leadership and will
take it
to a Europe of sovereign states
working
together being friends together
but not
being wrong but the gang down
at the
middle there and and this
Poland that is
indeed a news item that Poland
threatens
to leave the EU and I would
mention as
an aside that they got in a bit
of a
tiff at the at the cop 25
climate
negotiation where they said no
we need
more money and we need we want
to put
some nuclear into the mix so
they're
there the little bastard child
now but
when if Poland wants to leave
what will
we call it Pole exit
flex it flex it what is it pole
exit or
Plex it or pecs it
I don't know
they probably will get kicked
out if
they don't leave I mean they're
putting
the screws to him cuz we're not
going
along to cop thing and I don't
have the
clip but according to Amy a cop
25 was a
disaster oh really
yeah well because because they
didn't
nobody could agree on anything
it was
just like there's all these
because
they're giving up money they
don't have
because we're not giving it to
him the
United States that pretty much
that's
really this boils down to that
mm-hmm
so there is a I was listen to
one of the
talk shows and and there's this
guy was
a kind of a pop he's a he's a
professor
and he's a pop sociologist he's
like
dude we always a commentator
he's a on
various British networks his
name's
David Starkey and he does a
little bit
of an analysis I don't have the
second
half of it for some reason but
I do have
the first half and this is
about Boris
and there's a tidbit in here
that I was
unaware of it said it's called
about
Boris it's called Boris David
Stern and
it was his one I got it does
Boris his
election win last week
represent a
people's revolt against the
establishment I think it does I
think it
represents it in so many ways I
think
first of all this is a
vindication for
the good sense of democracy the
notion
that there is a wisdom in
crowds I had
you don't normally hear about
the wisdom
of crowds and the Garrick Club
but I was
having lunch there yesterday
and I met
the former bishop of London and
we know
each other reasonably well and
I said
amazing isn't it a victory for
democracy
he said yes and a victory for
patriotism
and I think that's what it
really was
and this raises a whole series
of
questions why did it happen
what paved
the way to it and I think we've
now got
to start reaching referenda the
necessary background to this
were the
popular verdicts that the
winning of two
referenda we've forgotten about
the
first one it was the one that
said we
were not going to replace the
first-past-the-post system by
some kind
of proportional representation
now
that's the fundamental step
because
proportional representation
leads to
multiple parties leads to the
fact that
you have no clear verdicts in
general
elections and instead you have
squalid
dealing in they're no longer
smoke-filled rooms and after the
election what it happens over
almost all
continental Europe so that
first popular
vote and then the second
popular vote is
of course the
brexit referendum there was
then the
poor back the disaster of the
2017
election because of tourism a a
complete
unsuitability as a leader I
mean the the
contrast between her and Baris
it's as
though you sort of set up a
little
textbook exercise you know
something
basically doesn't like people
who
doesn't like meeting people who
isn't
confident in defending an
argument who
is all sort of defensive and
cross as
opposed to somebody who
actually likes
people at least I know no one
knows
anything about price he's very
good at
pretending to like people he
appears
which is all that matters
hmm so what this brought to
mine and he
by the way there's a second
part of this
where he talks about United
States and
how this really is gonna be the
same
thing going on here and I do
have an I
saw a part of the second part I
want to
play that and that is I see
where it's
cold on here populist world
yeah populist world he's a
populist
world he says that this is a
populist
world that we're living in and
this is
part of this populism but the
thing that
came up that I was unaware of
was his
first past the post
and I was unfamiliar with this
first
referendum because I'm not
living over
there mm-hmm but I'm gonna read
from
first-past-the-post is the way
that they
do the elections this is why I
don't
have too many parties in the UK
you have
these major parties and all the
other
ones like the brexit party and
you camp
and all the rest they never get
anywhere
and they don't get any people
because
they don't qualify under the
majoritarianism of
first-past-the-post
which is the way it works in
england so
you don't end up with a
thousand parties
like you're doing France and
Germany
because they just can't get
anywhere I'm
gonna read this from the
Economist in
Britain's electoral system
seats one at
a general election are not
shared out
between the parties
proportionally
nationwide that's what the
referendum
was trying to do because they
were
trying to European eyes the
Great Auk
instead of each one of the 650
constituencies each each one is
self-contained meaning any vote
not used
to win a seat is in effect
wasted in
2010 over 900,000 people voted
for the
populist UK independent party
at the
general election they needn't
have
bothered UK didn't win a single
seat in
the House of Commons the Liberal
Democrats the best-known loser
from this
majoritarian system joined the
Conservatives in a coalition
government
after the 2010 election but
over 5.5
million of his 6.8 million
votes made no
contribution to its 57 seats
under a
proportional system its votes
would have
translated to 150 seats at the
2015
election the Scottish National
Party
became the first minor party to
win a
number of seats in Westminister
that
outweigh its share of the
popular vote
so this was something that we
never even
discussed which is that the
first
referendum was about changing
the whole
voting parliamentary voting
system is a
UK yeah we completely missed
that and it
was rejected so it was rejected
so
nobody paid much attention to
it and you
ended up
the second referendum which is
the
brexit vote was got voted in
and I think
a large part people thought
there was
not gonna get voted was because
of the
first referendum that got voted
out and
so now you have this situation
in
England where they're gonna
actually do
this we well we must laugh
we'll see
we'll see how far
borås really that was
interesting and
this guy goes on to emphasize
this
populist thing that's going on
he points
it out all over the world and
you know
it's being rejected by the
globalist
because globalists are not
populist and
they don't like the idea
because who
needs the hoi polloi telling
people what
to do and that brought up
another point
in me which is the wisdom of
crowds he
says though the wind's wisdom
across
this is funny to me now this is
an
established theory is it not
the wisdom
of this is the Silicon Valley
thank God
I remember this some of crowds
wisdom
the crowd wrote that one of the
Silicon
Valley hacks one of our local
boys I
think I know who wrote it but I
can't
think of his offhand I mean
they write
these a lot of these books and
so this
came out this was talking about
networking and how the world's
gonna
change cuz the internet works
or a wiki
James Surowiecki maybe I don't
know him
then I was wrong but the wisdom
of
crowds was this basis of a lot
of the
thinking around here that
slowly we've
devolved into globalist
thinking and the
wisdom of crowds the whole idea
which
was very popular a few years
back was
shoved to the curb because the
wisdom of
crowds is trump listen to this
this is
from the amazon review page
August 16
2005 in this fascinating book
New Yorker
business columnist I don't know
that's
not really a Silicon Valley guy
but
James Surowiecki okay I was
wrong about
who wrote it but it was super
popular I
remember I remember explores a
deceptive
ever in fact it was this came
out and I
think we were raising money at
the time
and I'm sure that one of the
kleiner
perkins guys
was talking about her handing
him out
James Rocchi explores a
deceptively
simple idea large groups of
people are
smarter than an elite few no
matter how
brilliant better at solving
problems
fostering innovation coming to
wise
decisions even predicting the
future
with boundless era Dyson
erudition and
in delightful delightful II
clear prose
Surowiecki ranges across fields
as
diverse as popular culture blah
blah
blah blah blah to show how this
simple
idea offers important lessons
for how we
live our lives select our
leaders run
our companies and think about
our world
top should we should read that
one again
I believe we should because I
think he
has a lot to do with what's
going on I
by the way the lowest site you
made
there were one of the guys that
kleiner
was handing these books out
there's a
there is a very popular habit
that you
run into in the Bay of on the
bear in
general but in the tech circles
were
these and I knew two guys who
would do
this they'd find a book that
they read
and they liked mm-hmm and they
would buy
a box of them keep the box of
books in
their trunk and if you ran into
him in
some situation say come on I
gotta getta
gonna give you the book give
you a book
you know which one the one that
I the
props to mind the monk and the
book
then link in the book yeah this
was who
was the guy at Kleiner Perkins
who came
from TiVo and he was kind of
like their
entrepreneur-in-residence even
though he
was with a you know failed how
man was
that guy's name
I can't think of it the t-phone
guys I
know some of the investors but
I believe
dude kleiner perkins TiVo guy
anyway
keep going and I'll find it
Bing it well they anyway so the
idea was
that you'd get AB you buy a box
of these
books and you do the author a
favor
because you bought a box of
books right
and then you would hand them
out to
everybody that you know thought
might
read the book was kind of yeah
and if
you recall there was quite a
period
around 2000 I'm gonna say eight
seven to
nine when Silicon Valley guys
were
handing out copies of Atlas
Shrugged it
was been the shrug was a very
popular
book amongst a certain group of
people
in Silicon Valley
it wasn't Tim Draper handing
him out I
don't know what Tim Draper was
handing
out but his play we wouldn't
surprise me
the point the point is is that
for some
reason and I don't even know
when this
happened because it kind of
caught me
off guard and I should have
figured this
out and I still haven't to
switch from
these libertarian it was always
very
like Republican style
libertarians which
was most of the Silicon Valley
folks
have not just straight up
Republicans
switched to Democrat globalists
just
almost like overnight on a dime
overnight I know I don't know
when this
what the dime was I mean but
all of a
sudden everybody in the valley
is a
Hillary supporting Democrat
will open
for no borders yeah it's quite
as quite
a stretch from the S flavor
it's quite a
stretch from the Atlas Shrugged
days
open porters well while we're
on we're
types of topics a little green
New Deal
news first of all
the Pacific Gas and Electric is
now all
in on microgrids as predicted
they're
looking to set up 20 micro
grids they're
taking bidders already see we
missed it
I knew it I knew I knew I knew
it would
be a great way to make money
exit
strategy and already we're too
late
Pacific Gas and Electric said
that micro
grids are expected to keep the
power
flowing to thousands if not
tens of
thousands of customers per
substation
during a power shut off the
utility
hopes to cut the number of
customers
that lose power by nearly
one-third
micro grids baby that's where
it's all
at
Greta now apparently we made
some
mistake
you made a mistake to be quite
fair
about it
German Rail has been scolded
for their
tweet to greta saying hey you
know you
had a first-class ticket being
scolded
for apparently releasing her
personal
information that they had of
course in
their database so it's a
violation of
the government was wrong oh no
no you
didn't really do anything wrong
but you
said that greta got in trouble
because
the german she she was sitting
on the
floor with the with the luggage
and she
tweeted oh the trains are
overcrowded i
have to sit here next to the
luggage
then german rail deutsche bahn
said hey
Greta thank you for travelling
it would
have been nice if you'd
acknowledged how
well and competently our team
treated
you in your first-class seat
and they
were excoriated for violating
the
general data protection rules
of course
because you know they knew that
she had
a first-class seat because it's
in her
database they used that
publicly is a
violation to one of those
trains that
she was travelling on was taken
out of
service and she did for a
little bit
have to actually ride or she
didn't have
to but it made sense it was
overcrowded
so she rode next to the luggage
so the bottom line Greta still
rules
German rail assholes in fact
here's the
headline Deutsche Bahn in
trouble with
Berlin authorities after
exposing Greta
tongue Berg but here's the news
this
spontaneous
climate protester gratitude
Betty it's
very spontaneous
actions that she's undertaken
for
several years with her with her
climate
strike her Friday strikes will
now be
the subject of a documentary
apparently
someone followed her from the
beginning
of her journey by coincidence
and Hulu
is the team behind it
following greta toon bed from
her early
school strike in stockholm all
the way
to the parliaments and massive
international protests she's
been
involved in mind that's vent I
mean how
how good are you if just you of
all the
people isn't you know I think
she may be
something we just have a camera
rolling
on her just in case isn't that
amazing
that is disgusting she is a
beautiful
icon it's abusive what they're
doing to
her but this was so abusive
likely well
you know she's kind of autistic
stirs
maybe she won't it won't affect
her
negatively yeah but this is a
scam this
is a setup this is not total
scam the
whole thing was a scam and why
isn't
anybody worshipping at the
altar of a
kid yeah talk about ideology I
mean this
idolatry is ridiculous this is
one of
the seven of the 12 commandment
of Ten
Commandments there used to be
12 Ten
Commandments it's all that give
I
elation excuse me did you say
they used
to be 12 commandments the movie
should
have been 12 Commandments we
come over
two more thou shalt donate I
got a lot
of feedback I think we both
actually run
some of them about Millennials
being
slack off' ID in the workplace
and the
yes like that my millennial
list is
going on I've got people called
writing
me divorce on ative org about
characteristics of Millennials
and I'm
putting together a list of the
various
characteristics like I need
some are
arguable I think for example
bone broth
comes to mind yeah we did that
one
already
well bone broth comes the
message the
less of the craft beer oh yeah
dr.
Brandt Bronner castile soap
well but I'm
talking about behavior these
are these
are just a list of stuffs
yes stuffs and behavior
behaviors you're
on you're dropping keys I got
that on
here that's a behavior okay I
would add
to that speed listening haha
yeah good
one and we got a actually a
note from
producer Roman and he said when
you
first condemned listening to
the show at
faster than one one times I was
amused
at your indignation at this in
part
because I listened to ben
shapiro at two
times speed to oh my god
and we have to slow down and
replay when
he's making intricate and
complex
philosophical assertions
the same by the way with candy
Navion
peterson and he goes on say in
the book
the mission the men and me by
pete
blabber it's described by an
army
psychologist that the brain
goes three
through three phases saturation
incubation and illumination when
learning something new so I'm
now
beginning to wonder
our producer Roman says if
always
listening to something and
listening at
greater than one time speed
puts the
mind in an unnaturally extended
phase of
saturation and actually
inhibits the
transition to incubation and
illumination thereby retarding
our
overall ability to learn wow
that's
that's an interesting idea he
says my
observations are only my own
but I can't
help but think that speed
listening
brings consequences like lack of
patience when people speak
slowly or
normally or take their time
getting to
the point as an antidote I've
started
doing intermittent fasting of
the audio
variety intentionally not
listen to
something while commuting or
doing
shores chores at first I felt
like I was
going to scream but once I
calmed down
it can actually engage in the
passive
thinking essential to mental
incubation
that is pretty deep and I think
we might
have a couple of the people out
there
who know more about it but for
sure the
I have observed people getting
irritated
it's taking you too long to get
to your
point what do you what do you
want I
mean I even do that sometimes
with you
but I've seen this I've seen
I've
witnessed this and that you if
you over
saturate you may not be able to
learn
anything you just cram and shit
in it's
like eating a hot dog eating
contest
perfect analogy and proper use
of the
word analogy dynamite
then on the slack off' occation
stuff a
lot of agreement people thought
they
were reminding us but I think
we kind of
made it clear that there is an
a social
networking element to receiving
notifications on your phone and
slack is
a notification based system and
it's not
like email where you can just
leave it
there let it kneel let it brew
for a
little bit in its own sauce no
in fact I
think what's like you can even
see if
everybody's read the message or
if you
read the message specifically
if it's
not surfaced publicly I'm sure
it's you
know if you create the room you
may have
that capability but it is
keeping the
Millennial workforce at a very
unhealthy
work-life balance
lots of people agree with that
maybe I
talked to JC and it you were
right
his company uses it he uses it
and he's
a manager and so I brought all
this up
and what's the report
you're full of crap is it's
kind of the
report he says I'm full of crap
I think
so he didn't say it outright
but I'm
conveying well he says is a
it's the
only way damn it you okay
now they'd made little uh my
little
scarlet device fell on the floor
still working don't touch it
yeah I'm
like he says it's the only way
if you're
going to set up shop and do a
lot of
letting a lot of people work at
home
it's the only system that works
he also and he says it works
well is the
although he it's Bing Dilla
ping dinged
he thinks he thinks is not
necessarily a
great system there's nothing
like it so
there's no substitute you can't
just
swap it out and he says there
are and we
I talked about the add-ons that
you were
moaning about which I would an
agreement
with about the Stars and the
stupid crap
he says never heard of that
plugin he
said there are tens of
thousands of plug
for this and you can customize
it any
way you want he never heard of
that one
so he wasn't as negative mm-hmm
and and
but also you know that he's a
manager so
he's he's clearly not your
run-of-the-mill millennial
manager he's
grown up in a different
household maybe
he understands a little bit
better what
a work-life balance is but this
in
general this came through as a
major
complaint truly the the nature
of it
being text message like
oriented the
communication really only in
text people
doing reviews you know yes
there's
there's ten thousand different
that's
one of the beautiful things
about
slackers you can put in any
plugins
another one that is very big is
gifs so
you can it ties into jiffy or
what at
whatever else so people would
just have
entire channels full of gifs
and you're
complaining about their day but
also a
lot of it is the Millennial
mindset and
I thought the note from John
Horner kilo
golf five Zulu Foxtrot alpha
there was a
good one it may be a good way
to go for
people
you can use this atom it's not
just
slack though it's eerily
similar to a
social network SEO it sucks a
millennial
engagement outside of business
hours but
the ubiquitous connectedness of
modern
society I make it a point to
leave my
work laptop at work when I
leave for the
day and do not respond to
work-related
text messages when I'm not at
work this
Garner's some cross looks from
my
co-workers and supervisor and
some vague
mutterings about not being
ready for an
operations management position
with that
attitude see this is the
problem you run
into but I replied to this as
follows
dude I spent 24 hours a day
seven days a
week on duty for a year when I
was
deployed and lives were on the
line
ain't no lives on the line here
which if
you're if you're a veteran is a
great
way to go like you know it's
really not
as important as you think it is
I've
witnessed important well this
is the
reason that I used to condemn
people who
were just bozos in the pre
BlackBerry
era and then the BlackBerry's
recall in
the Smart Switch what we called
CrackBerry if you'll recall yes
the
crack barrier and then the
smartphone
which is SERP 2 CrackBerry and
before
that there was the pager and my
thing
and I say to people with the
Buddha
smartphone I say why are you
picking up
all these messages you're not a
surgeon
on call my you want call you
have to
rush to the hospital what is it
that
you're doing that is so
important well
it's a sickness and he
continues my
supervisor will also stop
speaking
mid-sentence to reply to a text
message
and he's on the Boomer Jennings
cusp
the problem again the OTG
lifestyle
calls for a phone that is just
stupid
and does nothing really well
and then I think it allows you
know I'm
an OTG kind of guy I know you
were and
they was a disappointing note
that I got
from producer Jacob Adam I was
a $5
month donor but have chosen to
suspend
my donation to the show for a
few months
I want to let you know why so
you could
at least get input feedback
constructive
criticism on why this donation
albeit
small has been suspended
I take I take note of people
who do this
who will not just say I have an
issue I
want to address but I'm not
donating
I don't understand why people
do that
but okay and here was the
egregious
reason that the donation has
stopped
from this producer your recent
comments
on the sunday show towards the
end about
the ring spy device was
agreeable until
you blasted educators who
should be
teaching password security and
other
important technology issues so
they can
be responsible digital citizens
I've
found this pattern of being
critical of
education worrisome because you
and
especially John note you didn't
copy
John paint a very broad brush
when it
comes to educators and what
they are
teaching kids full disclosure
of course
I'm an educator technology
grades k-8
and despite what you would have
your
listeners and producers believe
I do
more things than gender studies
so well
that was aimed at me that one
yeah but
apparently I think we even said
there
should be a tech technology
class tech
101 and apparently this
educator has a
technology class and we were not
bitching about technology
classes but
okay here's what our technology
class
focuses on a variety of topics
you may
find interesting such as
password
creation ways that can be
memorable for
the user but not easily guessed
very
good phishing emails how to
recognize
them what to do when you
receive them
how to detect bias in electronic
resources ethical issues as
they relate
to computers and networks I'm
looking at
you ring nest Fitbit at all and
we've
worked through the first few
chapters of
automate the boring stuff after
I heard
you recommend it and enjoyed it
you're
welcome I'm certainly no coder
but the
principles it teaches early on
are
certainly fundamental and
understanding
computer science
just some honest feedback from a
producer now that provides a
little bit
of financial support I mean I
love
everything about this note
jacob except
that you said i'm not gonna
donate
because you were insulted by
something i
said which we actually agree
with what
you're doing so I'll just leave
that
outside weird so what he's
saying then
is that nobody teaches gender
studies I
think this class technology
class I have
never heard of it is the first
time I'm
hearing out I'd like to know
how many
schools have technology class
I'd like
to know the curriculum and
you're
welcome Jacob I'm happy that my
book
recommendation could help you
in the
class yeah I just make up to
you now he
should be coming in as an
associate
executive producer for that
book alone
anyway that's just my thoughts
I'm gonna
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ah
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are we at the 19th of December
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birthday to her best friend
pains
celebrate on the 7th of December
actually little belated
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to his smoking-hot wife Barb she
celebrates tomorrow Chris Smith
turned
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mentioned earlier that we all
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mean you really need to thank
me all
right let's I do have a couple
things I
want to make sure I play before
we leave
and the first one is from the
OTG
category no surprise but just
want you
slaves to be aware that face
bag is
tracking you all the way to the
store
and back if you're hitting them
all this
weekend to holiday shop
Facebook may be
tracking your purchases reports
that the
social media platform with help
from
retail partners is monitoring
what users
are buying not just online but
in
brick-and-mortar stores too it
lets
businesses send information
about what
you purchased according to
Business
Insider retailers are teaming
up with
the social media giant offering
Facebook
personal information in order
to create
targeted ads retail companies
sending
names phone numbers email
addresses and
more along with what products
people
purchase Facebook then using
this
information to identify the
user in its
database to target them with
that
business's ads the main way that
Facebook makes money is by
selling ads
and the reason that it's able
to really
dominate the online ad
industries
because it controls so much
personal
information and data about its
users
Facebook confirming the
practice saying
retailers are able to reach
their
customers with ads on facebook
by
sharing offline events like an
in-store
purchase saying this is
standard for the
industry when a stores like
Macy's
praised the collaboration as a
way to
fuel our growth but Facebook
says you
can limit how much of your
information
is shared with them go to
privacy
settings from there you can
customize
what kind of ads you're shown
and how
you're spending it okay we
don't need to
art people know how to do that
but
finally people are catching on
and I
love the little reports with
all the
special cyber effects it makes
it so
more believable
don't you think it's like
sounds a fish
ID you threw that in well no no
they do
their own this is this is mine
but they
know they just do that
gratuitously
you know whatever brother yeah
one last clip by the way before
you clip
because I got a dreary one yes
it is
then let me do what my last
dreary one
I've been trying to play this
for two
weeks because it is important
that
people realize the laws are
changing
when it comes to schools and
kids and
vaccines students born on or
after
January 1st 2009 will be
required to get
vaccinated against human
papillomavirus
when going into seventh grade
in the
Bill's sponsored by Senator
Boyle Minh
the bills highlight American
Cancer
Society stats suggesting that
four out
of every five people will get
HPV in
their lifetime and that the STI
contributes to tens of
thousands of
cancer diagnoses every year
parents on
social media and the state
legislature
website are strongly opposed to
the
bills saying that the vaccine
was
harmful for their children the
law would
require students to get
vaccinated by
September 2021 and this is not
stopping
at school hospitals are now
today
already requiring people even
if you're
in an administrative job they
require
and some hospitals are now
requiring
anybody who works in the
hospital to get
the HPV vaccine which I find a
fascinating thought there's
some great
marketing going on with this
stuff I
mean this is a you you don't
get it from
the air you have it's a sexually
transmitted disease and so they
expect
you to be horsing around on the
job at
the hospital I don't know
exactly what
the deal is but having any
government
official forcing you to inject
you or
your children with anything
warrants a
little bit of thought
and we'll leave well this is
your beat
yeah well I keep my eye on it
but I find
it incredibly disturbing either
forcing
kit I mean measles okay I can
see where
you're coming from flu shot
maybe but
HPV well there's ways around
the flu
shot you can get if you choose
you
follow the Tamiflu it's very
good remedy
yeah but the require is
requiring the
shot and requiring proof that
you got it
from an approved administrator
so it's
going to be a problem there are
a lot of
people I mean again for for
measles okay
I can see where you're coming
from I
don't think it's necessary but
that's up
to you if your school wants to
do that
flu shot similar I have not
seen the
benefit but HPV you're gonna
require
this at the school you can't
get HPV
from just being around kids
well they claim this is the
thing that
gets me about that report to
claim the
claim I would like to see this
documented that four out of
five people
will all get HPV yeah I'd like
to see
that too I would like to see
some
documentation and I see some
proof i
don't believe that number I
think that's
a lie and if anything we've
seen a lot
of stories shortly when
Gardasil was in
their marketing heyday when
they were
hanging promotional items on
every
college door every college room
door
handle in schools
you know I didn't I lost my
train of
thought I'm sorry my just say
there's
lots of proof that is a very
damaging
yes yes damaging for young
young women
absolutely
but okay I just find the that
requirement for school out of
order that
is your ax it's marketing is
nothing
else there's no need for that
good
marketing applaud the marketing
yes
spike in the ball
we love our marketers all right
now here
we go I last clip I have a
there's
anything funny well actually
before I
play my last let me play my odd
measles
story since it kind of hooks in
with
what you just played okay well
we like
an odd measles story let's see
what it
is more than 140,000 people
around the
world died from measles last
year amidst
a surge in the number of cases
of the
preventable disease partially
caused by
misinformation about vaccines
the vast
majority of the victims were
children
under the age of five the new
figures
come as the Pacific island
nation of
Samoa has arrested an anti
vaccination
campaigner amidst a massive
outbreak of
measles that's already killed
over 60
people mostly young children
hmm 140,000
dead from measles last year I
would like
to see that documented I always
find it
interesting that it's the same
people
who say we have to have all
these
vaccines to save people the
same people
are saying that we our
population is out
of control make up your mind
well that's
that yeah well there's an irony
make up
your mind please taking care of
business
but oh no well you might make
some money
in the process
so I okay my last Miss Universe
clip we
didn't get to it no okay this
is the
upbeat the the exit very upbeat
because
it's so fun this is the winner
and the
winners last question and this
is the
question about global climate
change
that Steve Harvey rolled his
eyes when
he asked the question and Miss
South
Africa answered the question as
good as
she could and she wins the
competition
because she's all in
this last one is for you here's
your
question
our leaders of today doing
enough to
protect future generations from
climate
change if not what more should
they be
doing Steve I think that the
future
leaders could do a little bit
more but
however I feel like we as
individuals
ourselves can also play a part
in making
the climate and the way it
should be in
the future I mean we have
children
protesting for climate and I
feel like
as adults was to join as well
we should have corporations
join as well
and the government should take
it
seriously I mean from sixth
grade I've
been learning that the climate
is
deteriorating and the planet is
dying
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yes Donald Trump is talking to
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there are
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jean-claude did you just give
up on me
okay I'm going to stop for a
second
is that just me jerking off all
by
myself you don't feed electrons
he won't
let me into my house I can't
unlock the
door at the end of the day I
remember
when
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I used to power the TV
I can't charge my phone
I can't call
one sky
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I used to drive the Prius I
traded for
my Tesla
but the batteries that are
charged
anymore and the garage door
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you've got me
well I learned from Enron
learn for
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I could find
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okay so give me that I'm
recording now
sir tell me what's happening
and you
have no wind or solar at your
disposal
Oh
blah
we won't charge my Tesla
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you don't
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you don't bring me power
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no agenda don't they - no
agenda don't
they - no agenda for a Happy
New Year
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that's right you'll no agenda
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