April 28th, 2019 • 2h 58m
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the dope has been burning too
hot Adam
curry Johnson media
assassination
episode 11 33 this is no agenda
we're
awaiting this effort I'm Jesse
Devorah
[Music]
it's the numbers man it's 11 33
is hard
everything is tough 11:33 lucky
numbers
they're massively lucky numbers
with a
triple redo of the open of the
show you
know that's all it can mean is
if we're
lucky lucky lucky it was it was
it
troubled you know please I got
a great
end of show clip I know it's my
nerves
too now we're hearing it
everywhere but
have you heard the old Marv had
it's not
true oh did you hear this song
the whole
mix the whole song no I don't
want to
hear it you want here now no
plea you
can play at the end of this
show yeah
exactly so I thought you want
to hear it
now I don't want to hear it now
well
well well we as a big event
happen this
past weekend which Nexus no no
in
Washington DC which normally
we're all
over who what might this be
that we
missed this would be the annual
Washington White House
Correspondents
Association dinner yeah I get
clips you
got clips did you watch I
watched how
fantastic well then I think you
should
let me just explain this is a
total dud
that's exactly four years I
probably
ever see maybe three or four
years into
the show we've been always
delighted to
watch our favorite Channel
c-span when
the Washington White House now
the White
House Correspondents Dinner
takes place
where one dresses up and
celebreties
come and hang out and the
president's
there and he gets roasted by a
comedian
and all of that is over
there's no this I only had one
clip I'm
surprised that you have more
than one
clip this is okay multiple
Clips they
had Oliver knocks the guy who
heads
I think it's Olivier yeah it
could be
but Oliver what looks like on
the sheet
yeah okay
Olivier yes Olivier Thank You
Olivier
swear they say when they bring
him up
when they guess and then I also
have Ron
chernow who was a historian
from I don't
know what college but I've
heard of him
and he was the comedian wait a
minute I
thought they didn't have a
comedian
well they didn't okay but he's
been
dropping into that spot oh and
he had to
do the the comedic stuff the
comedic
said he went up there to just
pretty
much bomb one joke after
another I'll
ring the bell I don't have much
of his
stuff because it's really bad
mm-hmm but
this was though this was the
opening act
and this is sure now he's
joining me in
welcoming runs for now
[Music]
thank you for that lovely
introduction
Olivia Olivia I confess that I
was
surprised when I received the
invitation
to speak here tonight I mean I
knew they
weren't approaching me as an
international sex symbol right
then they
wanted to try boring at this
year's
dinner and I said I said oh I
can
deliver on that big time now
you're
talking my language
so here I am your 20-minute
sedative for
the evening brother I could have
listened to more of that
actually some
of the previous comedians who
have
roasted the presidents and Jon
Stewart I
believe yeah did John Oliver
of course we've last year we
had that
what's her name Michelle
Michelle
whatever yes wolf yeah wolf
Michelle
wolf wolf wolf I'm Stephen
Colbert they
had all these different guys
are old
lefties Norman Donald Norman
did a great
job yeah I think he did one of
the
better ones yes cuz he's more
neutral I
have a longer Olivier clip cuz
I think I
have a little more did you
think it's
the same clip yeah probably
yes about daddy Oh anything
about daddy
okay well let's listen to your
grousing
clip of Olivier Knox he's the
president
of the White House
Correspondents
Association yeah the boss does
he have
any other credentials yeah he
makes
himself sound like he's got all
these
credentials because they've
been trying
because the whole world's been
trying
because he's a journalist
trying to kill
him this guy you look into this
guy and
he's the White House
correspondent for
Sirius FM XM XM oh really
he's the White House
correspondent for
Sirius XM and he has a show
pack zoom in
on Sirius XM
oh so this guy then you listen
this story he just tale of woe
and you
do you think he was like dan
Rather or
something out in the field so
if you
don't mind then cuz it is the
same clip
I'm gonna play what preceded
that clip
because I thought it was just
kind of
funny too because they were
honoring not
just journalists did you see
the whole
thing or just get a couple
clips no I
just came in late ah so they're
honoring
journalists and you know they
give out
these scholarships and do all
kinds of
great things for journalism and
the
freedom of the press but who is
the most
celebrated guy there on the
dais the
lawyer a very special thank you
to
someone whose counsel has
always steered
us in the right direction but
whose
particular talents got an
unusually
robust workout this year our
lawyer
George laner you should have
seen the
guy he's like you said right
everybody
it's me
I'm the Noah attorney at law
Atticus
when the White House stripped
Jim Acosta
of his credentials I did the
easy work
of pointing out that no
president should
get to pick and choose who
covers him
while George that did the hard
work of
drafting and filing our amicus
brief in
support of CNN it was so great
that
Sirius XM supported with their
amicus
briefs
that gets us in an admittedly
roundabout
way to this president I don't
think
we're so admittedly roundabout
I think
you kind of purposely did that
I don't
want to dwell on the president
this is
not his dinner at his hours and
it
should stay in nearly 23 years
as a
reporter I've been physically
assaulted
by Republicans and Democrats
spat on
shoved had crap thrown at me
I've been
told by senior administration
officials
of both major parties that I
will never
work in Washington again and
there was a
brief moment in Afghanistan
when I
thought a soldier not quite old
enough
to shave which shoot me dead
for the
crime of taking a picture
inside the
presidential palace and yet I
still
separate my career into the
period
before February of 2017 and
what came
afterwards appointment dude do
we have a
wiki page on this guy because I
want to
see what actually separated his
so-called career he's got to
have a wiki
page so he separates his career
the
minute President Trump became
president
there he is
no that's the no and he doesn't
have a
wiki page he's not that
important is I
mean the way he describes
himself of
being spat on it
and kicked and beaten and told
by both
parties he'll never work again
this is
funny gel the White House
Correspondents
Association website throws a
certificate
error certificate out of date
Wow we
have we had these issues too
but we're
not holier-than-thou were
podcasters
please hear Sirius XM Oh Oh
John of
Court now what am i he came
from Sirius
it came to Sirius XM from Yahoo
News no
but before that he did 15 years
of
reporting for AFP in which he
covered
the George Bush administration
the
impeachment and acquittal of
prick
Whittle oh yes of press
Bill Clinton and the 2000
election well
he's uniquely qualified then to
be in
this spot he knows everything
all right let's save which
shoot me dead
for the crime of taking a
picture inside
the presidential palace and yet
I still
separate my career into the
period
before February of 2017
and what came afterwards and
that's
because February 2017 is when
the
President of the United States
called us
the enemies of the people yeah
I don't
think that's exactly what this
is the
part we have to really look at
and
that's the part that got me to
which is
he never said this he said fake
news is
the enemy of the people you
think your
fake news yeah so he obviously
either
thinks he's fake news yeah or
he has the
quote wrong well he has the
quote wrong
in two ways because he says
enemies of
the people inferring that every
journalist in the building is
an enemy
it's what he's been playing and
and when
he says February 17th I think
that is
the first time Trump said it
and it's
the first time that or it was
before he
qualified it by actually saying
CNN is
fake news so this was just the
fake news
media is the enemy of the
people has now
translated to the president of
the
entire group of people who
report on the
president do this before
February of
2017 and what came afterwards
and that's
because February 2017 is when
the
President of the United States
called us
the enemies of the people
a few days later I love the
crowd oh yes
I remember there was a dark day
I kind
of separate my career from that
as well
mm-hmm or 2017 is when the
President of
the United States called us the
enemies
of the people a few days later
I was
driving my then eleven-year-old
son
somewhere probably soccer
practice when
he burst into tears and asked
me is
Donald Trump going to put you
in prison
at the end of a family trip to
Mexico he
mused that if the president
tried to
keep me out of the country
quote at
least uncle Josh is a good
lawyer and
he'll get you home oh gosh I've
had it's
all my family not to touch
packages on
our stoop my name is on a
statement
criticizing the president for
celebrating a congressman's
criminal
assault on a reporter you know
everything about what the thing
that
bothers me is about the don't
don't
touch the packages and that's
really
insinuating something very dark
and mean
and by the way I don't do it
either
I sent it to the PIO box or let
the
postal employees handle my
packages
first but it you know he never
did that
here's the other part what kind
of
dinner table conversation are
they
having where they're 11 year
old would
ask the question is Donald
Trump gonna
throw you in jail
what kind of dinner table
conversation
would lead your own 11 year old
to say
something I thought it was
ludicrous
thought it was on his way to
soccer
practice yeah it was on their
way to
soccer practices throw that in
just to
make sure we did to kid and our
family
likes Europeans all right what
a virtue
signal that is oh you nailed it
I've had it told my family not
to touch
packages on our stoop my name
is on a
statement criticizing the
president for
celebrating a congressman's
criminal
assault on a reporter I've had
death
threats including one this week
too many
of us have it shouldn't need to
be said
in a room full of people who
understand
the power of words but fake
news and
enemies of the people are not
pet names
punchlines or presidential
[Applause]
words hurt words or violence
and we should reject politically
expedient assaults on the men
and women
whose hard work helps make it
possible
to hold the powerful to account
oh yes
well here's the here's what I
missed
during the Correspondents
Dinner now
granted it is the White House
Correspondents Association and
I'd you
know it's it's all on c-span
there's no
commercial interruptions I may
have
missed it
but I really didn't see anyone
stand up
and say people we have less
than 12
years think of Greta we have to
bond
together to stop the scourge of
global
warming this I did not hear on
the when
during the entire celebration I
was very
disturbed by that I think they
were
remiss I mean what an
opportunity and if
good liberals are they not to
bring this
well journalists I mean when
when Greta
Thornburg goes out and speaks
recess she
did recently to European
Parliament
burger Thulin burger
Oh could be Thune burg could be
thumb
burg when when she when she
goes out and
speaks in politicians and they
report on
it and the everyone agrees and
there's
lots of heads bobbing but when
it comes
down to hey we really have a
problem
with this you know the earth is
going
our children
where was that push last night
or yet
last last yeah last night where
was the
push I just didn't see it
must be me you must have missed
it if
someone saw it please let me
know so we
I don't think there was a
mention of
global warming no this is mrs.
my point
yeah we were actually up in
College
Station Friday Friday night
yeah there
was a you know big Ronald
McDonald House
a charity event which is so
different
from Austin
the people that yeah I mean
this is
George Bush country in fact his
library
is right there and that was it
was good
is just amazing it's like all
the women
kind of dress like Dallas women
you know
what I mean yeah most of Texas
dresses
like Dallas women most of the
the only
places that that's kind of not
the case
and my experiences Austin and
Houston to
some extent but Houston toniest
don't dress like Austin people
either so
what they had at this event this
starlight affair is they had
five chefs
five local chefs and they all
made a you
know their signature dish right
there
and you could it's kind of like
buffet
style you go up and get some so
they had
the mad tacos and there was
this one guy
chef Dodd and he made the this
tomato
salad and know that it would
normally be
important for the show except
when I
said hey this vinaigrette is
good what
did you make it from he says
the base is
sorghum and I went why I know
what that
is what how did you come to use
that he
says oh my grandma's recipe he
said hey
I guess he emulsifies it and he
has to
know pound it and then it has
to get in
you add some oily stuff to it
and I
don't know it takes a while for
him to
do it I have no idea what
you're talking
about is it the salad dressing
yes the
dressing yes just a drunk sauce
or you
know there's no the vinegar
vinaigrette
dressing it was a sorghum based
sorghum
based dressing you didn't get
the recipe
well I asked him and he said
well you
know I'm throwing it back to
you excuse
me chef can I have your
grandma's secret
recipe to steal and take to
Austin enemy
enemy of Aggieland
of Aggieland no I did not I did
not even
think of that but we should
figure that
out I've never heard of this
and I don't
think I've ever heard it I
don't think
I've ever even had sorghum in
my life oh
yeah we have soared we have
some sorghum
flour you can use to do a lot
of things
with that I know but I have not
had it
we've only talked about it on
the show
yeah okay so just wanted to
throw my
next step for the next year
we'll be
working on that sorghum salad
dressing
make sense yeah it's gotta be
in the
public domain
I mean grandmas don't just
dream just
you it's not a chemist you know
in a lab
with test tubes and Bunsen
burners great
I asked grandma is no longer
with us
unfortunately rouse the grandma
man she
grandma's still around where
she lived
go get some recipes from
probably and
some JV one of those junior
chamber
commerce cookbooks that are all
over
South if anybody out there is
heard of
anything using sorghum as a
base for a
salad dressing you're probably
from the
south and sounds like a
southern thing
please let us know okay one
more about
food just because I thought it
was
interesting we're doing we're
doing the
wedding stuff the you know
every place
cards the menus and you have a
choice
you could have beef or fish you
could
have the the ribs or the salmon
and as
we're going through this last
night
checking the list and yeah
doing what
most of the subpoenas fantastic
she's
doing all of the work I come to
the
conclusion that based upon a
person that
I know I can with 99% accuracy
can
predict whether they want beef
or fish
and I and I just wonder if why
is that
why why don't you predict yeah
why can
it I think you can predict from
you know
anyone you know for instance I
say
Andrew Horowitz what's he have
beef or
fish seven beef now how about
Jill his
wife she probably had fish
exactly so
how do we know this it's not
just women
it's mostly just women mmm not
true not
true
how about well the former New
York
banker oh that's a good one I
don't know
I don't know him well enough to
say he
could be a fish guy for all I
know now
he's a beef guy his wife fish
fish fish
gal all right surprising
surging surging
I have no idea by the way
you're doing
surprising it means she picked
fish
he's that ID seems only like a
beef guy
to me
some people like fish so here's
the
problem I have with that fish
with our
fish or just any fish with your
fish or
any fish yeah any fish at one
of these
events I don't know take it
away from
you guys thank you
it's salmon and it's probably
farmed now
we already went through that
and I have
a guarantee that it's not yeah
well I
don't know where you get it
then it has
to be hauled too far yeah
there's no
local salmon in the Texas area
right
here in the in Lake Austin Town
Lake the
salmon all over the place
oh no this Clark I'm sorry
maybe it's
carp from Lake Austin
Carla's pinbones in there and
the greasy
meat what yeah I'll tell you
what makes
sense what is a very tasty
treat very
Texas treat is catfish basket
of catfish
fried catfish that's if the
catfish was
on the menu yeah I would have
picked
catfish now okay I would have
picked the
fish in that regard to see how
did we
all they're gonna prepare it
unfortunately catfish I do
catfish
unfortunately there was a snafu
and
you're getting salmon sorry
alright problem with farms
here's
another thing viewers should
note the
problem with farmer salmon he
says it's
a lot of it's genetically
engineered
salmon is the it squeaks when
you're
chewing it right yes yes if the
farm
salmon has the white who's not
a fan
agree not a fan of squeaks it's
just not
a good product okay back to
what we
might as well do what are we
gonna do
here we're done with the White
House
Correspondents Dinner that's a
crab you
how about Biden on okay yeah
let's do
some Biden stay you had you
were all
over Biden I think you got all
kinds of
stuff going I got way too many
clips
luckily there's only one long
one but
Biden comes out and he
charlottesville the hoax that
that if
you listen to scott adams
recently he
actually thinks that the hoax
of there's
good people on both sides
fine fine people frighten
people eying
people on both sides and and
that's
gonna go away because scott has
has
blown the lid off you know it's
it's I
just want to respond to that
because I
just watched that this morning
and I
think I had a similar like well
because
of me and because of Breitbart
and some
other guy we've blown this hoax
away
it's even in Wikipedia and I'm
thinking
to myself do you not know how
this works
well he's pretty close to being
the last
guy on the boat but when it
regarding
the Charlottesville thing but
he's still
wrong I don't believe that this
is going
away anytime soon and Biden
he's using
it as a base yeah and and so he
does
this if I hear he is on
Charlottesville
here's the clip and and none of
the
women to all these women
including
McCain they nobody questions
any of it
they just all yeah whatever you
say goes
really just great because we
get to have
a better president than this
horrible
guy that's there now this is we
are
there's an American creed it's
about
decency honor
including everyone leaving no
one behind
but the idea to compare these
racist and
not condemn them and and the
neo-nazis
and compare them to people who
who were
genuinely decent Americans
coming
forward and saying stop this I
just I
just it was like I don't
remember that
ever happening in an
administration
before and a long and well over
a
hundred years
I mean it's so I just found
myself
thinking and by the way I
traveled
around the world an awful lotta
as vice
president and since then I have
as well
and the rest of the world I
mean they
look at us like my god what
happened to
America but but you know you
know you've
spoken but what what's
interesting is
right after the you know we had
the
opening on Thursday show and
Joe had
just announced and we went to
those the
first story we did is this is
just
simply not true
and I got a lot of email from
Peter
in fact him I could have been
in the
Correspondents Dinner people
said
horrible things to me on email
I have to
have to open a pol box
I've got no mail um and here's
how it
goes
yeah he said fine people which
means the
unite the right rally which is
a bunch
of a-holes so they've taken it
out and
taking it down a level from oh
yeah he
did kind of say no neo-nazis
and white
supremacists
yeah that those guys are not
the ones I
could condemn them there was
two fine
people and the fine people
could have
only been the people who were
dressed as
neo-nazis not anyone else was
there yeah
that's that's how that's logic
is this
that's the new talking point
yes so when
because the only registered
rally was
unite the right that was white
supremacists and by the way if
anyone
was there to protest the taking
down of
the statue of General Lee
that's racist
so that's the story so that's
how
they're going to and and I
understand
how how people get that in the
head and
and roll with it I can totally
see them
to do I guess I can totally see
it but I
can see this going on forever
and it's
just gonna be stuck in this
immediate
and Scott's
thoughts that the hoax has been
exposed
then as everyone's on it now
it's never
gonna happen again no it's a
joke yeah
that's not how it works it's
not how it
works it doesn't go away yeah
that gives
us material for a while but at
the same
time it's just the same thing
it's the
court headed the Correspondents
Dinner
comes out and brings up the
nonsense
about the fake news being the
enemy of
the people no he brings it up
as the way
it's being portrayed which is
the press
the free press of the United
States of
America is the enemy of the
people
that's not what he said okay no
there's
your proof that it does not go
away does
not go away set in stone it's
supposed
to uh let's listen to this is a
view
Biden uses Faison being a masher
especially because we're in a
different
time now we're in the me to
milk a
movement but are you sorry for
what you
did are you prepared to
apologize to
those women
here's deal I have to be
everybody has
to be much more we're stopping
the
pirate speak he is unbelievable
and not
apologizing we've all thought
that Trump
was ago never says I'm sorry
this guy is
the worst and he does the old
I'm sorry
if you thought yeah well I'm
sorry if
you thought what I said was
offensive oh
I'm sorry if what you felt when
I
grabbed your breasts I'm sorry
that I'm
sorry that you felt that that
was
offensive yeah apologize this
is a very
good point you're making and
people can
use this in their own
relationships as
well yes do not say this to
your partner
well I'm sorry I'm sorry you
felt I was
being shitty to you hmm
that's the feud that comes into
your
mind you gotta catch that shit
that's in
other words I'm sorry that you
made an
error yeah that's what it's
saying I'm
not sorry but what I did sorry
I'm sorry
you got it wrong I'm not sorry
for what
I did I'm sorry about the way
you are
and by the way it took me a
long time to
figure that one out myself yeah
that's
right gadfly Dvorak here we go
with
simply apologize and then when
he does
he at one point I think does
one of
those one of these kinds of
apologies
okay okay I'm sorry I did that
I kind of throw away apology
all right
all right start that one over
okay he
sounds like presidential
material though
he's right on the money
especially
because we're in a different
time now
we're in the me to milk a
movement but
are you sorry for what you did
are you
prepared to apologize to those
women
do I have to be a second look
here's the
deal
look I got this from a different
commentary he has his but he
says this
look here's the deal here it is
Biden
catchphrase I so oh sorry I
didn't
realize that you were calling
for that
all right come on get in there
look
here's the deal
yes so he says look here's the
that he
said that in some other some
other
commentary in this case he says
look
here's the deal and he has a
slightly
different cadence but he does
this look
here's the deal look here's the
deal it
are you prepared to apologize
for those
women
here's deal I have to be and
everybody
has to be much more aware of
the private
space of men and women it's not
just
remember primarily women and
and Joe
would be the guy to know since
he
doesn't discriminate right it's
like
doesn't matter if you're a boy
or a girl
he'll snuggle up to you so he's
he's
he's talking his own truth
there I like
it it's not just remember
primarily
women and and I am much more
cognizant
of that but I am so like for
example I
actually thought in my head
when I
walked out here I mean do I
we're
friends
no I but but I have to be aware
of it so
I have to I have to be more
cognizant
and we all have to be more a
woman or a
man has a right to say
particularly
woman say no this is not my
space and
notice you shouldn't have to
say no wow
why why bother he's
entertaining like
this he doesn't have to follow
I've
determined he's the new John
Kerry he
just yeah oh no I hope not
because I
remember we instituted we
instituted a
rule on the show no more John
Kerry
clips that's how boring is well
this
guy's not as boring but he's
just as
long-winded let's go to part
two of this
clip this is the yeah
to think having do with
harassment or
anything they have said that
but they
were uncle said we'd like an
apology
well look I I'm I'm really
sorry if they
what I did in talking to them
trying to
console that in fact they took
it a
different way and it's my
responsibility
to make sure that I bend over
backwards
to try to understand how not to
do that
that suppose he wants you to
say I'm
sorry that I am David your face
so I
read in your space I mean what
a dick
the view people must know that
they have
their hands full with this
joker that's
fantastic these women on the
view love
it they think it's great
they're all in
on Joe
you know before you continue
one of our
producers for a number of
reasons
received a draft of the invite
to the
big special reception for Joe
out in
California with the names of
who is
who's in the reception
committee the
host committee yeah yeah yeah
you want
me just run them down real
quick I don't
recognize all I hear this
ambassador Colleen and Brad
Bell I don't
know Richard Blum VL um yeah
Meagan and
Peter Chernin I see we have
those San
Francisco yeah what starts here
at
Maryland Jeffrey Katzenberg
Michael Lombardo Sonny Ward
Michelle and
Rob Reiner Hollywood's in forum
Eric
Schmidt Google so this I think
Hollywood's all in for Joe
chosen old
white man people yeah but you
get Rob
Reiner in there you put
Katzenberg's in
there you got Ryan Tuerck at
suppose you
got Schmidt you got Christ John
doors
not on that list so he must be
with
someone else
think John Doerr somehow has
fallen out
of favor with everybody there's
a lot of
negativity about kleiner
perkins I'm not
so sure John Doris is still on
vogue
well his money is yeah I'm a
heat mo he
hasn't always used it wisely
now has
he's been pleased but his money
behind
too many dead green stuff yeah
green new
deal all right I'm with the
view good
all right so here's another one
this
they also demanded he
apologized to that
woman who testified in the
clarence
thomas hearings because he was
i need
your help judicial committee i
need your
help anita hill and here he is
again no
apology this is biden by no
apology more
no apology is this normal what
i'm
hearing is this your handiwork
it sped
up because he went on and on
this is the
beginning though but there was
a but the
beginning should have been some
some
vocals so i probably cut it
wrong
I pulled a miscut error this is
actually
cool because all right that's
too bad
John I'm sure he did not all
right so
let's go to here's when he
first came on
the show this is the vite vite
ins
opening i call it opening
malarkey this
is a very exciting day for us
here we're
making history we think because
the
former vice president and
current
democratic candidate for
president joe
biden is here for his first live
interview since he announced he
was
running
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
what is the use of the word
exciting
it's exciting oh I'm excited
I'm excited
you're excited I'm excited
we're all
excited
is there any synonym that they
can use
or are they literally excited I
mean I
don't like the use of the word
exciting
oh we're excited we're excited
because
he's here it was even mean
you're gonna
be act differently you're gonna
jump up
and down you're gonna run in a
circle
what is it I don't get it
I'll just say it in this
context it
means moist as fast that's what
we do
yeah yeah what we're gonna say
it's
exciting because no matter what
happens
this is living history yeah
we're all
living history together yeah
that is
cool it on the show is exciting
for so
many people because they
finally seeing
the light at the end of the
tunnel you
think that we're off to the
races there
might be a chance to wake up
from this
three-year long oh my goodness
it all
went off the rails yeah it's
kind of a
meta with what they do there we
are
trying to identify with the
audience
make it one feel comfortable oh
yes it's
just a national nightmare oh
yeah we all
know what you're talking about
yeah as
we're all in it's kind of a TV
ad talk
show TV thing it's I said so
far not
very spectacular Anna Navarro
on that
show but it's just I think
they're going
to add a Republican slant
looking
strategist yes I just have two
more
clips and then they then a very
funny
gaffe okay when they close the
show and
cut it off actually but let's
play this
I thought this this clip is a
short one
this is what Biden's what he
says here
is like makes you cut cock your
head
like a dog
this is his empathy clip so
people may
not know but you were your
first wife
Melia
and your baby daughter Naomi he
died in
1972 in a car crash beau as we
know we
were just talking about diet a
few years
ago how has that grief shaped
you and
throughout your life well I
tell you
what it's given me an
incredible sense I
wish I didn't have possessive
of empathy
didn't possess it I think what
does he
mean by that
now if he was now if he was
actually a
guy with a sense of humor
and he made that it was a gaffe
what he
meant that he wish you wouldn't
have
gone through all this right so
he would
have gone through the horrible
thing but
he says he wish he didn't have
any
empathy and what to save that
he could
have said and he didn't
followed up with
I wish I didn't have this but I
have an
incredible amount of empathy
but then
again if I didn't have it I'd
be a
Republican yeah I unfortunately
I don't
think Joe has that in him
anymore and I
think that only works he ever
did I
think you might have had it in
cocktail
settings back in the day would
maybe
what disturbs me is I know lots
of
people in their 70s and many of
them are
completely vibrant and
fantastic Joe's
eyes oh he looks like he's
happy yes yes
watching dark eyes
it's and every once in a while
he has to
look in his eyes of help me I
don't want
to do this with the eyes of the
window
to the soul they say and I
don't I think
Joe has a dark soul but I just
don't see
anything I see no sparkle so
here's the
way he's gonna predict if he's
gonna say
I'm gonna predict a fishing is
he starts
to blather about the great
future that
the kids are gonna have he never
mentions that they're all gonna
die in
12 years but that's fine
but what he has to say here is
just like
he's he doesn't know anything
he is
little it's like pathetic and
listen to
this there's so much out there
think of
what this
next generation is going to
have an
opportunity to see we're going
to do
everything from make
fundamental change
in curing cancer and Alzheimer's
diseases yes your your kids are
going to
be flying across the America in
a matter
of less than an hour and a half
I guess if subsonic air coming
out here
every day more so the change in
the next
eight to ten years then and
then this
happened in the last 30 to 40
years
would you do one term a
subsonic will be
flying on batteries and the
single
double-a battery our kids will
be flying
an hour and a half that's a
good one in
fact I'm gonna give you a
borderline for
that one that was pretty good
your
president ladies and gentlemen
the
president he would be great he
would be
the perfect counterweight to
four years
of trumps help blown up from
some gaffe
here's the gaffe that at the
end of the
show they're closing it out and
if you
remember back in the day with
the
problems that Sarah Palin used
to have
where she didn't know anything
about
what the paper said no she
didn't know
what paper she read no she
couldn't say
Joe Biden she always said Joe
Biden
she's not I thought she said
can I just
call you Joe yes because her
problem was
she could not say because of
Obama yes
bite it yeah a lot of people
had that
well it's because of Obama
policy so I
think Obama or Biden Obama or
Biden let
me just see you go into the
into the
archives hold on one sec didn't
we have
we must have opal gaffing on Oh
Biden
okay yeah you sense of the clip
and I'll
look for it okay so here's the
clip but
move they're closing the show
out and
Joy Behar you know says goodbye
to the
guest and this is what ensues
[Applause]
things but and I don't know if
you
realize this but we were the
very first
daytime show to even have
honest sitting
present have it on a sitting
president
Barack Obama so here's my
question can
you we pencil you in after
January 2021
[Applause]
[Applause]
oh damn I missed a good one I
should
have recorded that one it was
pretty
funny
was it great would have been
great we
were talking about the vibrancy
of Joe
that's right
here's Trump I know this just
about him
or about how young about how
young and
vibrant Trump is it's not his
way to the
helicopter well I think I am a
young
vibrant man I look at Joe I
don't know
about him I don't know I would
never say
anyone's too old but I know the
wrong
making me look very young both
in terms
of age and I think in terms of
energy I
think you people know that
better than
anybody
yes because your your enemies
of the
people you know that better
than anybody
there is a new book there's a
new book
though that will give Joe some
trouble
and I think it's out oh they've
been
barage in him with trouble and
listen to
this one a bombshell new book
exposes
deep financial links between
former Vice
President Joe Biden's son and
the
Chinese government according to
an
investigation by Clinton cache
author
Peter Schweitzer Biden's son
inked a
billion-dollar deal with a
subsidiary at
the Bank of China just ten days
after he
and his dad visited the country
in 2013
yeah the dogyum with that he's
gonna get
some shit for that well then
there's the
uranium thing was he actively
involved
in that well I'm not thinking
about the
Ukraine
thing I said uranium oh okay
there's a
jet he's involving some Urania
rhenium
again Ukrainian mines or
something no
that's his son his son has has
the hedge
fund in Ukraine that's where
they have
some business going on
yeah Ukraine as they love those
guys
over there doing all kinds of
cool stuff
for him yeah Greece and some
wheels
there's a yes guys this guy
hasn't got a
prayer well not this is what I
want to
ask on your cosmic wienie
scorecard how
is Joe doing is he study must
be the
front-runner or two but who's
won Bernie
huh and and Burt Beto is out
yeah I
don't been dropped down to the
second
tier well I notice something
about Beto
I know how to pronounce it now
it's Beto
Beto yeah it's like saying
Roberto you
just dropped a row and the
earth Beto
Beto Beto
all right Beto he was at the
Yale he was
at the SEIU this is short clip
immigration millions living in
the
shadows working some of the
toughest
jobs shift in one channel only
sorry
lucky to make a minimum wage so
I'm not
even making that kept in modern
day
bondage their immigration
status used as
leverage to keep them down from
fully
participating in this country
success
and in our economy an economy
that works
too well for too few and not
well enough
for most Americans that's
interesting
it's like zero channels went to
the
stream on that anyway even if
you didn't
hear the clip it doesn't matter
that
much because the point of me
playing it
is something you couldn't hear
Beto was
wearing a suit with a tie huh
so that
wasn't usual that means there's
panic in
the tent panic in the disco
they've got
consultants in and people tell
us what
to do he Dow he's totally
screwed these
days and I think after Trump
you have to
really show who you are and
he's so
phony yeah he's a phony
he's totally phony and everyone
got
smart people hoodwinked you
know I'll be
better off he went back to his
punk rock
roots yeah we're putting you
and Mimi
near the banker
yeah good you said that already
no
expect to have a nice
conversation with
him yes oh you will definitely
short
sales in the 21st century
bring the Horowitz around so
one of one
of the big questions for the
Democrat
candidates there or one of the
virtue
signaling things that's out
there right
now is oh yes we have to have a
conversation about letting
people in
jail felons vote and I think
Bernie
Kamala Harris as well well I'm
sure just
we just throw them in there
because he's
entertaining to watch they're
all kind
of on board like yeah you know
you
should you should be able to
you should
be able to to vote when you're
incarcerated to say you intend
should
have a conversation about it
here's
what's interesting and we talk
you and I
talked about this I think we
both agree
that when you're incarcerated
probably
not a good idea but you should
be able
to vote when you get out which
in many
states is not the case correct
yep a
friend of mine who was
incarcerated for
two years in the state of
California for
white-collar crime and this is
something
I never even considered
continue to
receive his ballots so his wife
would
just send him the ballots he
check off
the boxes send them back and
she sends
it in and he voted
oh that's interesting they've
never
could they never cut that you
know and
they never made the connection
and how
would you really it shows how
shitty the
system is oh it's terrible when
you
think about hey you're
incarcerated you
can't vote anymore well you
know does
that mean that in the system
somewhere
in the database a little flag
is checked
I'm gonna guess no so and you
probably
just can still vote yeah yeah
you
probably can
yeah it must be the honor
system well
just like our taxes but it's
yeah but
you know there you go to think
about it
I mean if they send you a
ballot then
the system clearly has not
determined
you are invalid for such a you
should be
glad about this the you don't
want the
system to be that good right as
far as
I'm concerned that's great it
just shows
yes the system screwed up
doesn't work
because there's not cross data
referencing especially in
California if
you're a criminal in one County
and
they're all over to get yet you
know
arrest it you just move to a
different
County they never figure it out
right
it's just a very common problem
in
California with criminality but
one of
these days for example there's
a number
of what we don't here's the
thing that
really bothers somebody besides
having
the computer in the car and
having it
checked when you go car smogged
which
they could cross-reference
against as we
know I've said it for years
it's gonna
happen someday but they haven't
done it
yet the data on the computer
and traffic
violations urged I think
they're gonna
be merged yeah they'll be
merged you'll
be making the illegal u-turns
you'll be
caught you'll be everything you
do on
the car
that's illegal go go over a few
miles
over the speed limit you're
gonna get a
ticket
they haven't merged that
throughout the
state of California even though
some law
enforcement uses this data but
most far
as I know there's too much work
or too
much trouble there are cameras
everywhere you know that record
license
plates
they're everywhere California is
crawling with these cameras
recording
wherever you go and they could
be easily
put together
a map of where you were not
based on a
GPS or anything else screw that
you
don't even need the GPS or the
phone
your cell phone they just have
these
snapshots of you know your
car's license
plate all over the place and
they don't
do anything with that data that
I know
of I was just reading about a
company
called uber media and they
claimed to
track mainly geolocation of 800
million
phones or devices which seems
like a lot
but I guess through
acquisitions etc and
they have an SDK and I think
there's
incentives to put it into your
into your
app and so then these guys are
pretty
sophisticated they sell to
everybody and
and mainly for retail tracking
but they
have a large portion of this
already
because they're showing on
their website
think it's uber mediacom and I
don't
think there's anything to do
with uber
the to come the drive engine is
it uber
is a good word now they claim a
lot you
know they and they do GIS right
down to
retail you know right down to
your
footsteps and so did you get
all that
together and for them would be
easy to
integrate the VIN the VIN
number of your
car so easy yeah there's a lot
of uses
for that database of repo
people there's
all kinds of yeah you're the
tax people
who always want to the
Franchise Tax
Board in California yeah they
want to
know where you're where you've
been what
you've been doing what you ads
do want
to know if you're in the state
of
California they keep tabs on
you for
years because they figure well
who's
gonna move out of California
they're
gonna be back they're gonna
spend too
much time in California we can
hit em
really with our income tax
because you
can all you can if you leave
California
as a tax payer as an income tax
payer
for the California state mm-hmm
you can
only come back to California
something
like three or four months out
of the
year if you're here more than
that then
you're sitting then they
consider your
resident again yeah and then
you have to
pay taxes yeah
and so they're always dogging
people
I've gotten calls from a number
of
people that said you know
someone
someone sone so this time for
the
Franchise Tax Board it said
yeah I know
who it is
yeah have you when's the last
time you
saw him I haven't seen him for
a couple
years
oh that's people just trolling
just
trolling click it yeah Wow I've
had this
happened with at least five no
for when
two to four I think four people
I've had
this happen at the David Cook
the US government called me
once trying
to get a very famous guy who's
I dunno
although I haven't seen him
again I
haven't seen him for years
British guy
and he was paying because taxes
he left
the country and they keep
thinking he's
here all the time it so they
when's the
last time you saw him how long
was he in
the country do you know all
that sort of
thing is they're trying to now
what now
what now why are they calling
you are
you a known stooge I never get
these
calls so how is Patrick Stewart
these
days Patrick Stewart yeah
wasn't he
wasn't he the Brit they were
looking for
no rich guy a rich guy and I
like this
guy
so the point is is that they
they'll do
this but with these databases
and these
and these license-plate
checkers and all
these other things going on they
shouldn't have to call anybody
no they
can just say hey you were did
you you're
in this car this is your car
right yeah
well you've been in California
for six
months you owe us money well
because of
all this tracking and because
of the way
systems are set up and actually
thanks
thanks to an actual governmental
procedure turns out the
deconstruction
we've done of the spying on
Trump
associates this appears to be
correct
and we're not the only ones
former US
Attorney Jody Genoa spells it
out in
very clear terms this is pretty
simple
stuff for career prosecutors
like Rudy
and myself it has been evident
from day
one that there was a brazen
plot to
exonerate
Clinton illegally and that if
she lost
the election to frame Donald
Trump this
dossier was a knowing part of
that it
was created by Hillary Clinton
it was
created knowingly by John
Brennan as
part of a scheme to do
everything they
could to harm Donald Trump the
problem
for Brennan and clapper and
Comey and
Baker and all of them now is is
that the
FISA Court has already
communicated with
the Justice Department about its
findings and their findings are
that for
more than four years before the
election
of Donald Trump there was an
illegal
spying operation going on by FBI
contractors four of them to
steal
personal information electronic
information about Americans and
to use
it against the Republican Party
there
are going to be indictments
there's
going to be grand juries John
Brennan
isn't going to need one lawyer
he's
going to need five so to to
read ray
what's happening here is the
FISA Court
itself and this is the
documents that
the we have been looking at
themselves
say oh well here's where the
ear of
these four contractors who were
looking
up doing the about look up on
United
States persons when you do that
in this
NSA or database and the FBI in
their
contractors apparently have
access to it
you cannot do that on in a US
citizen
unless you have a warrant and
that's why
they had to come up with the
warrant
based upon some yeah the more
spy craft
really of Carter page and
George you
know Papadopoulos you know being
whispered by into his ear on
one hand
hey we got the word of Russians
we got
we got Hillary emails and him
passing it
on to someone else
which in the documents has
shown the
person who told him about the
Russians
having a dirt on Hillary is
listed in
the Mullen report as a agent of
a
foreign country a foreign agent
it turns out that foreign agent
was
actually an agent of the United
Kingdom
as a spy operative posing as a
Russian
so so while the report does not
lie it's
not exactly the way you're
supposed to
get a warrant to do this type of
surveillance there's a second
part to
this the Obama administration
for more
than four years before the 2016
election
allowed for contractors working
for the
FBI to illegally surveil
American
citizens with illegally the
FISA Court
has already found that by the
way Robert
Ray mentioned that there is the
Horowitz
report coming out in May or
possibly
early June there's another
report that
everybody has forgotten about
involving
James Comey alone that will be
out in
two weeks that report is going
to be a
bombshell it's going to open up
the
investigation I know and there
will be
criminal referrals in it where
the FISA
Court abuse is the center of
this entire
abuse of governmental power and
the jet
the chief judge of that Court
has
already ruled that the FBI
broke the law
and that the people at the head
of the
Justice Department Sally Yates
John
Carlin the assistant attorney
general
for the nationalist court all
knew about
it and lied to the court the
FISA Court
about it all the bad people in
this
story are lawyers there's a
hero his
name is Admiral Mike Rogers he
was the
head of the National Security
Agency he
discovered the illegal spying
he went
personally to the FISA Court
then
briefed the chief judge and
worked with
her for months
to uncover the people who did
it the
FISA Court has already been
told and has
already told the Justice
Department who
lied to that Court and that has
been
given the bill bar already
wha yeah I don't know though I
mean it
feels like this is still not
gonna go
anywhere even though it should
it's just
I agree I mean it seems like a
Fox News
thing only no one else really
cares this
guy that was doing the talking
the
genuine
yeah he's been on a lot of
programs for
months years yes pretty much
saying the
same thing and I first heard
him in fact
they got a lot of good stuff
from him
he's the one who has all the
he's got a
lot of good dirt on a lot of
things that
that we've been discussing over
that yes
six months but he's always got
this
theory that Delos is coming
down and I
never danced for it no I agree
that's
what I'm saying this seems like
a Fox
News thing I see if wonder what
else I
have on the list from back in
the day
FBI secret society yeah no if
you're
right it's all kind of the same
thing
although my cautious prediction
that we
would have patsies for this if
it really
did come down if I think it was
Thursday
night even after the show that
I saw
this text messages between
former FBI
officials Peter struck and Lisa
page
indicate that the FBI may have
tried to
use post-election briefings to
monitor
the Trump team these text
messages were
released in 2018 but Fox has
learned
that they are now under renewed
scrutiny
from congressional
investigators the
text a strucken page discussed
using
post-election briefings to find
people
they could quote develop for
potential
relationships end quote
which may refer to cultivating
sources
to inform on the president's
associates
the texts also discussed
tracking lines
of questioning they receive and
quote
assessing changes in demeanor
by those
at the meetings Congressman
Devon Nunez
of California tells FOX that
these texts
are deep are evidence of deep
irregularities as you might
imagine in
the FBI's Trump Russia
investigation
senators Chuck Grassley and Ron
Johnson
meanwhile have sent a letter to
attorney
General Bill Barr demanding more
information we will continue to
monitor
this extraordinary story so if
they if
they do get it out if they do
get into
the public consciousness I
think it's
still just gonna be these two
lovebirds
mm-hmm they were just lovesick
and crazy
and all nutty about it and so
sorry
if you or do one of them was a
cat the
counterintelligence move which
is to
bring weirdos out of the
woodwork and I
have a clip from the one of
them this is
uh he's on CNN and then he also
wrote a
piece on NBC that NBC has this
a little
newspaper online that is got
all these
editorials very similar to the
editors
you'd find in the wopo or the
New York
Times and it's called think as
NBC think
it's opinion analysis and
essays and
these are all just anti-trump
essays
yeah and so there's one people
could
look it up is from the guys Evan
McMullen whose name may ring a
bell Evan
McMullen was the guy if you
remember the
CIA guy who ran on oh the guy
in Utah
yeah of course yeah this is the
spook
they always have a spook
candidate like
Maher Peters the spook
candidate this
time around
yeah right well there's
something else
going on here because I kept
seeing the
connection between this guy Evan
McMullen hmm is it is it ID I
don't know
that he's a Mormon but he went
to BYU
okay
Mike Lee the the Trump hater
senator
from Utah went to BYU of Mitt
Romney the
other what what does it stand
for BYU
bring him young bring him Young
University okay BYU it's a
Mormon is the
Mormon universities in Utah
right and so
Mitt Romney went to BYU so I'm
seeing be
Yub Yub why you are Trump Trump
Trump
I'm suspecting that the Mormon
Church
itself is a big spook operation
well
it's either a spook operation
or it is a
anti Trump operation maybe I
don't know
what Rob's got to do with it be
he's got
something to do with it let's
look at
but the public of Utah still
voted for
Trump mm-hmm so and they're
mostly
Mormons in Utah no no no that's
pretty
high percentage so the Mormon
Mormon
practitioners
aren't against Trump but
somehow the
church is or somebody in the
church or
part of the church and I think
it needs
looking into personally let's
listen to
what this guy Evan McMullen CIA
stooge
has to say president's ego is
wounded
when we talk about how the
Russians
attacked us and may have helped
him get
elected but I actually think
that we're
a little naive to buy into that
narrative I think that's a fig
leaf for
the president how can we ignore
that
this president barely won the
electoral
college did barely want enough
votes to
win the electoral college it
was 70,000
votes in that kind of a close
election
presidential election
everything matters
and he's now deeply unpopular
in the
country as popularity ratings
are going
even down further than they
were Homer
what I'm trying to understand
the first
part he won the electoral
college by 70
thousand votes no he said well
I got
through that but I know what
you're
saying he's very yeah it's kind
of what
he said but this popularity
thing is not
true his popularity is running
around
45% which is not unusual for any
president this time he's
trending man
but what is what he had to say
is
bullcrap and the woman on CNN
the girl
there go on and on like a
maniac you're
presuming that these people are
news
people this is an entertaining
show or
that this is a president who
benefited
from the Russians information
warfare
attack on our country and may
need that
attack again to win and so it's
not just
about his ego it's it's deeper
than that
you think he's doing it to try
to gain
an advantage I think we're
incredibly
naive to ignore that likely
reality yes
it's the the Russians conducted
a
sweeping and systematic attack
on our
country apart no intelligence
agencies
and you're essentially he's
using that
as a tool in your estimation I
I think
so looking in a race that's
that close
everything matters and he knew
it was
happening
according to the molar report
and sought
to capitalize on it so even by
that that
fact tells us that he was aware
that it
was happening and he was aware
that it
could help him and he hoped it
would
help him just Utah for a second
number one the Mormon Church
has a huge
database on everybody every
living soul
which I believe was folded into
or or
separated from ancestry.com so
that but
it doesn't matter they've got
DNA
they've got incredibly detailed
records
of birth and death and God
knows what
else
literally and also in Utah is
the
beautiful liquid-cooled you know
hydrogen storage facility of
the NSA
yeah so didn't you tell kind of
makes
sense that there's something
going on
there
well it's kidding I wouldn't
say this to
anyone that could pass the word
along
it's getting a little obvious
you got
this guy who ran for president
you got
Romney you got Mike Lee who's
otherwise
a fairly good senator except
for his
anti Trump stuff and it's
always that
never they're both never Trump
errs and
then Romney is a horrible
person the
this is really becoming
apparent that
something's going on and it's
not a
positive thing if you read this
piece
that's in the NBC news site by
the same
guy McMullen it goes on and I'm
making
all these crazy assertions that
have
nothing to do with anything it
should be
blamed on Obama anyway for
taking place
in 2016 this is all this
Russian stuff
but but saying well according
to the the
molar report this and that
which is not
true I'm gonna start saying it
according
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only one
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unless you
have something because this
little long
I just want us to listen to it
and enjoy
it and stop it whenever we're
done with
it you have anything else about
this
particular about 2020 in
general or
about the collusion no okay um
Rhodes Ben Rhodes was the
national
security adviser for President
Obama
Annie has a book out like
everyone else
yes this is the great thing
about being
in government you can do a book
I said
stop in for a second let's
mention
something which is what the
problem is
with the mayor of whose Webb
figure
would mayor was busted recently
this
woman in Baltimore O'Hare yes
was busted
because she's been selling her
children
she's cross for five you know
she'd get
a $500 deal for some kids book
that she
wrote and you can't get on
Amazon you
can't find it in a bookstore
you can't
find it anywhere
books to book deals that we're
talking
about with these government
officials is
law as many times I don't think
there's
any doubt about it because of
this
Baltimore situation nobody
wants to
bring it up too much in the
news but the
books are a front for our bribe
ooh well
I have a clip on through the
publishing
companies I have a clip on that
very
situation in Baltimore federal
agents
raided Baltimore City Hall
Thursday
morning taking away items from
the
mayor's office they also
searched her
two homes and seized financial
records
from her attorney's office
relates to
her healthy Holly children's
book a sign
of a growing investigation into
embattled mayor Catherine Pugh
sources
say had been going on behind
the scenes
for more than a year
his Hoppy nephew has not been
seen in
public since a press conference
last
month she's still on paid
medical leave
after a bout of pneumonia and
her
attorney says she's in no shape
to make
a decision about her future
growing
calls for her resignation
the mayor has faced a firestorm
of
criticism over the roughly
$800,000 she
received from various
organizations
doing business with the city
for herself
published healthy Holly series
the
University of Maryland Medical
system
alone gave pew half a million
dollars
for the books while she was on
there
ward the system confirmed they
too
received a subpoena for
information
relating to the deal for the
first time
governor Larry Hogan called for
the
mayor to step down tweeting now
more
than ever Baltimore City needs
strong
and responsible leadership
mayor Pugh
has lost the public trust she's
clearly
not fit to lead for the good of
the city
mayor Pugh must resign so the
way I
understand it is companies like
Merck
who either subsequently or had
a you
know 40-plus million dollar
contract
with the city bought up twenty
thousand
dollars worth of her a note
self-published book so was it
was those
numbers are higher the Kaiser
Permanente
I think well Kaiser you're
right Kaiser
for sure whenever I think was a
half a
great and you get in the New
York Times
probably what they're trying to
prove is
that they bought like X number
of copies
like the copy sold for five
bucks a
piece wholesale and they're
trying to
prove these that you know they
buy extra
number of books to be a hundred
thousand
copies of the book and then
they trying
to prove that there was even
that many
printed it seems that the
fritter is not
just don't know we don't know
anything
we printed a couple hundred and
maybe
somebody else printed the rest
Oh
fantastic so this is a bull
crap thing
but I'm starting to think that
you know
so where the Yakuza use the
golf club
memberships it's a hoax and but
I think
your Trump can be a social does
the same
yeah with mar-a-lago is
overpriced as
hell and you want to indicates
of the
yaku's odd they you know if
you've
slighted one of them you were
your
penance was to cuz the cops
aren't gonna
do anything your penis you
don't get
killed and have your family
butchered
and chopped up your penances
you had to
take out a membership in one of
these
ten thousand dollar-a-month
clubs or ten
thousand a year or whatever it
was
yeah sure they have a sliding
scale and
yeah so it's very suspicious so
I'm
suspicious of the mar-a-lago I'm
suspicious of the book deals oh
eight
million dollar advance on a
book I mean
books you have to sell and
they're not
gonna sell these books it's
just really
suspicious to me as the souls
seems like
a money-laundering kind of thing
how do you get a bribe just to
Obama
after he's out of office I'm
just
thinking what can we take a
bribe for
that'll get your vinegar book
published
I'm just trying to think I love
to have
an idea I know Ben Rhodes he
was the
national security adviser for
President
Obama and he must have known
what was
going on if they were
initiating an
investigation of course we've
heard
through numerous channels the
President
Obama he was the one that all
he said
was if we do anything let's do
it by the
book I'll ask him can clinic
closed
not by the book but by the book
so this
guy was a Nicholas Bala see
I've never
heard of him neuro-linguistic
programming for by the book the
Nicholas
Bala's II is on YouTube he may
be
somewhere else that's where I
watched
him and he went to the book
signing
again there's your book for Ben
Rhodes
and started asking him
questions about
you know what the Obama
administration
knew inside the White House
when this
FBI spying was initiated the
video is
even adds to it in this case
because you
see his face but I think it
really
translates in how Rhodes
answers every
single question and it
I mean it's my impression of
course and
I may be biased but the guy
seems like
he's really struggling and and
like
trapped you know like you stole
the
cookies didn't shit DOJ is
going to
investigate they're already
investigating the origins of
the Russia
probe during the Obama years do
you
think they're gonna find
anything no in
the with their investigation
look look I can't talk about
this what
do you know that there was an
FBI
investigation Trump
I didn't President Obama didn't
like we
don't we actually abided by the
firewalls but if there were any
investigations it took place
those
decisions were made in the
Justice
Spartan in the FBI not in the
White
House they will find nothing
that
suggests that there was any
political
White House involvement in any
of that
big literally I learned about
the FBI
investigation and Trump as a
private
citizen in the freakin
Washington Post
like so like this you have to
understand
that we actually abided by the
long-standing practice of the
White
House not getting involved in
that
respect the Republicans on the
hill seem
to be focusing on the dossier
and
nothing to do went yeah so you
had you
never had seen it when you ran
the White
House we I saw it I heard about
it at
the very end when you know in
January of
2000 in 2017 like I we've been
involved
in commissioning the dossier
like this
is where yeah of course the guy
is lying
and then to do that's crazy
instead of the classic no
denial he's
doing what we've seen many
people do
it's crazy why would we do that
without
were no crooks we learned about
it when
he was in in the in the report
there was
that it was appended to the
report that
went to Congress at the end of
the
administration
yeah the Republicans are saying
it was
circulating likely circulating
in the
government through the White
House and
that they're gonna look into
that
specifically the dossier is
circulating
I have been investigated by
these
committees and I guess I'm
telling you
they didn't find it like we
didn't know
we had nothing to do with the
dossier I
mean like literally literally
now this
is now when you do this like
literally
we had literally nothing to do
with it
literally do with this dossier
when you
had seen it did you believe
anything
that was in it or and and do
you think
the FBI should have taken it
seriously
look I'm not an investigator I
I didn't
I haven't even read this oh he
hasn't
even read it John yes he even
read the
dossier oh that makes sense you
guys are
all fixated on this like have
fun have
your witch hunt like we did not
initiate
this like like we did not you
know this
to be true I'm only asking you
because
the president's focusing on it
and we're
covering it you know in the
media and he
keeps talking about now he's
going to
you know the president lies
relentlessly
every day yeah I don't think
you need to
chase down every lie he tells
what do
you think so far is he telling
the truth
or is he lying he's like he's
not he's
lying by omission yes by
omission but
also just it just doesn't come
across
very confidently and then
there's the
other side too right I mean
that if he
focuses on payback for what he
perceives
as his enemies in the
government and in
the deep state then that is
going to
backfire possibly on him by
prolonging
this entire process so we'll
see what
happens what do you think
I think people can read a
report that is
exhaustively prepared by a
Republican
Bob Muller appointed by a
Republican
President George Bush as a
director the
FBI that details your right by
omission
he forgets to say and was held
over for
another two years in the Obama
administration because he
already knew
where all the bodies were
buried and had
to continue some the first
cleanup
operation but okay
Republican guy exhaustively
contacts
between President Trump's
campaign and
associates in a hostile foreign
power
are you tired of him well yeah
I agree I
think I'm done with it but it's
interesting how he just keeps
he's full
of shit discussion any if you
see the
video it comes across as
nervous about
it
does that make just be how he
is I don't
know you know it might be a
nervous guy
anyway could get could be now
the one
guy that's the final thing we
got to
take a break the one guy who has
completely changed and I got
this clip I
think two days ago and only
this morning
that I see the tweet from the
president
so now at least I know why the
president
is saying this has happened
this is
Judge Andrew Napolitano always
been the
the defender on Fox News of all
things
legal for the president whoa so
when the
president asked his former
adviser and
my former colleague and fox
katie
mcfarland to write an
untruthful letter
to the file knowing the
government would
subpoena it that's obstruction
of
justice
the president has corey
lewandowski his
former campaign manager to get
Muller
fired that's obstruction of
justice when
the president asked his then
White House
Counsel to get Muller fired and
then lie
about it that's obstruction of
justice
when he has done began to go
back to the
special counsel and changed his
testimony that's obstruction of
justice
when he dangled a pardon in
front of
Michael Cohen in order to keep
Cohen
from testifying against him
that's
obstruction of justice
why not Gorge him because the
Attorney
General of the United States
would have
blocked such a charge if the
Attorney
General of the United States is
of the
view that obstruction of
justice can
only occur if you're
interfering with a
criminal investigation of
yourself but
that's not what the obstruction
statute
says and that's not what law
enforcement
believes and that's not what
prosecutors
to prosecutors prosecute people
who
interfere with government
functions and
that's what the president did by
obstruction where's this going
to end we
don't know but I'm disappointed
in the
behavior of the president his
job is to
preserve protect and defend the
Constitution of the United
States to
uphold and to enforce federal
law not to
violate it if he had ordered
his aides
to violate federal law to save
a human
life or to preserve human
freedom it
would at least have a moral
defense to
his behavior but ordering them
to break
federal law to save him from the
consequences of his own
behavior that is
immoral that is criminal that is
defenseless and that is
condemnable so
the relationship between
President Trump
and Fox News is really weird
now and so
Judge Napolitano who's been a
real
supporter of the president now
this was
a promo way we should mention
that that
arguments that he made can also
be and
we've heard both sides of the
exact same
thing sure you can suggest that
somebody
go why don't you go do this and
then
they don't do it because we
know that's
a thought crime yeah but it's
not even
important in what's going on
with Fox
News Fox is changing I'm just
saying
that DePaul attano mm-hmm has
been on
the other side of the debate yes
consistently until now and so
Trump
tweeted this morning I honestly
I put a
little mark here ever since
Andrew came
to my office to ask that I
appoint him
to the US Supreme Court and I
said no he
has been very hostile
also asked for a pardon for his
friend a
good pal of low ratings Shepard
Smith
now I don't know if Napolitano
really
did hey man I belong on the
Supreme
Court do you think he did that
do you
think he said I appoint me to
the
Supreme Court you never know
yeah but
it's it's I mean it's possible
and
Trump's not the kind of guy
that's dead
circumspect when it comes to
this sort
of thing and could be full of
crap and
it's just lying but it seems
that
there's no the better things to
lie
about well there's a there's a
lot
happening at Fox a behind the
scenes is
noteworthy that Nepal oh no did
Paolo
Napolitano has switched
completely from
incredibly die I think somewhat
over the
top pro pro Trump
interpretation of
events which was now being done
by
Dershowitz and I'd like to see
those two
get together
he'd switched over from that to
being
extremely aggressive that last
cut the
clip you played makes it sound
like
Trump he's just a walk and
felling felon
and so there's something did
happen well
I think there's more than more
going on
let's look at let's look at
what we're
seeing we're seeing Donna
Brazile is now
in Fox as a as a pundit we have
Paul
Ryan enemy of Trump who's on
the board
of directors they obviously
there had to
be some appeasement for the Fox
Disney
deal although the Fox News is
not
included in that but I see now
I see
other than m5m outlets are
talking about
the discontent amongst the rank
and file
within Fox News because the top
ratings
draw although not moneymakers
currently
because their advertisers have
all been
pestered away is Carlson
Hannity and
ingre ham
I guess maybe judge Jeanine who
of
course was kicked off for some
comment
that was deemed Islamophobic
and Trump
apparently called rupert
murdoch and
said dude get her back on the
air so
there's there's a fight going
on inside
fox
unless somewhere underneath on
the back
end and i think they're
hollowing it out
and i believe you're going to
see at
least one big head roll a big
name has
got to go well they've had well
then and
I think it's Ingram no she's
too new day
dude she would be perfect to
sacrifice
that god has sacrificed someone
says
it's not that big of a
sacrifice it
either has to be Hannity or
Carlson I
thought he would be the big one
oh man
that would be that would be
fantastic to
watch what's the other guy
Oh Riley they could start a
podcast
network yeah
well I'm keeping my eye on this
because
I feel if you're gonna make that
prediction I'm gonna I'm gonna
up the
ante and say it's gonna be
handed ok I'm
saying it's taken a couple of
shots at
Hannity already and he's gotten
through
it but if they if they Hannity
is their
bread and butter that's the
bread and
butter that is the president's
personal
friend that would be that too
much of a
strike
Carlson possibly but I think
that they'd
be worried Ingram is just
disposable not
that important that's yeah I
disagree it
would be seen as a notch for
the for the
Media Matters people the
sleeping giant
whoever is if she's not that
offensive
no it has nothing to do with
it's just a
name they gotta get someone gone
someone's got to go shepard
smith so
when they should get rid of
that shit
they love shit because he's
doing all
lefty stuff yeah he does they
are
changing over there at foxnews
and the
president for some reason is
rated
infiltrated by the
warrior types right to watch
they got
rid of the Isles and they drops
dead
shortly thereafter and Lachlan
Murdoch I
think is running the show yes
he is now
I think they're messing around
with the
Tucker Carlson's teleprompter
it may it
may just be a horrible prompter
operator
but the you'll see him talking
beat and
in the middle of the sentence
he'll say
measles outbreak quarantine
issued at
UCLA you know because I can
tell the
prompters not scrolling in time
I can
see it I can see what's
happening I've
done yes it's very noticeable I
think
they're messing with them so
maybe
you're right maybe it is
Carlson we'll
see someone's gotta go and
unlike the No
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Berenice I
got the Baron level myself a
few years
ago but decline to claim
Northern
Virginia as I felt a certain
discomfort
with the practitioners of a
certain
vocation he didn't want he
doesn't want
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saying
I also certain that any
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allegations of my involvement
with
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lonely
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Gitmo nation this past year I
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mm-hmm Moore's
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I began to just another spook
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already has several Berenice I
Colorado
does have a lot of Barrens I
briefly
considered a coup but declined
the idea
seeing how it was working in
Venezuela
and Syria I'd realized that as a
American it isn't our Forte
anymore
besides if I were cool with
regime
change I would have been
happier with my
neighbors in Virginia I was
Virginia
I was mulling over my options
when it
hit me rather than having the
hard work
and the heavy lifting of
running a
barony I like there's a long
winded note
by the way I'd like to cash in
on my now
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you did
mention something I'd like to
expand on
which is the idea that there's
no set
amount that you could have a
subscription of some price and
you could
or make it we have a lot of we
have yeah
we have monthly monthly sure
you should
allow people to give what that
whatever
they want every time you see the
drop-down menu which is so
tempting cuz
it looks cool all I can do a
drop-down
menu and it says and it gives
you like
50 2010 it's like those things
you get
from the University of
California
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helped support
the library and then they have
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specific amounts you know
what's the
mountain in between they do
always to
offer that as an option but
generally
speaking I find it somewhat
offensive
hmm to have these specific
amounts I
mean I like it that certain
ways when
they're celebrating something
but just
in general yeah people just the
value
for value thing is I think I
got about
five bucks worth out of this
show so I'm
gonna give them five bucks for
this for
the show or I'll without giving
five
bucks for every show and so
then it
would be like who had to forty
eight
forty dollars a months or
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seems to
me that just hey what was it
worth to
you our original pitch which
remains the
same it's based on time if you
actually
spent two and a half three hours
listening to us whatever and
your time
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you're
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on to
know little San Diego shooting
it's
never got much leg not was this
the
synagogue yeah yes so this guy
what's his name something he is
he has a
middle name was just a t now
it's not
even spelling it out so he
apparently
also released a well it's
called an open
letter but I don't know why
they're
saying open welcome a because
he titled
open letter but it's pretty
much the
same kind of manifesto that was
dropped
on HM from the from the the
Christchurch
shooter the Muslim mosque and
Christchurch shooter yeah and
it the
format is very similar with
questions
and answers you know and in
fact Eve the
keeper was telling me this
morning that
you know that was of course
being blamed
on Trump somehow because ya
know cuz he
hates Jews obviously even
though in this
open letter the guy
specifically says in
a question/answer like I screw
here this
John T earnest and we open it
up for him
an open letter yes let me see
he says
this thing about Trump be funny
for are
you a Trump so it so question
an answer
and it's by line number it's
very
bizarre the format but it's
pretty much
the same as the mosque murderer
are you a trump supporter
answer you
mean that Zionist Jew loving
anti white
traders cocksucker don't make
me laugh
so I don't understand how you
know the
guy apparently wrote this and
but still
it's Trump's fault but then the
the
truly was made clear in the
Muller
report what was truly bizarre
do you
remember what the Christchurch
shooter
said on his video just before
he got out
of the car
not really he said you know
something
about PewDiePie he did yeah yeah
specifically said something
about
PewDiePie and so this guy let
me see
he names he lists PewDiePie's
real name
which is a Swedish name yeah
and he's looking for it now I
can I'm
like oh here it is uh I'm gonna
censor
some words to the glow n words
and J
word media reading this I think
it is
important for you to know that
I did not
do this alone I had the help of
a man
named Felix Arvid Ulf
kallenberg he was
kind enough to plan and fund
this whole
operation the sly bastard
apparently
PewDiePie hates Jews as much as
pudgy
--tz--
who would have known make sure
to call
me a white supremacist an
anti-semite
or whatever bullshit you spewed
to spook
the normal fags it doesn't even
matter
you've been calling every white
person
alive those names for decades
they've
lost all their meaning you've
socially
ostracized every white person
you've
made it harder and harder for
white
people to live a normal life
bla bla bla
bla so what is this what I mean
and why
is it why is this not being
discussed in
the m5m I think it's important
it's very
similar and I mean it this
could all all
be ancient it's written by the
same
person
well the format is the similar
and we've
never said I don't recall
seeing a
format like this where you say
here
here's what I here's Who I am
here's why
I did it and then doing a
question
answer like an ask me anything
I mean it's just all 8chan
bullshit
that's that did they put it all
together
implying that they might have
actually
been involved in any of the
shooting you
know and it in and where's the
conversation about okay so the
people
doing this they hate the
Muslims and
Jews do the only love
Christians yeah
it's just it's not even
discussed I
don't understand it was it was
we there
was a big conversation about a
Christ
Church and it was the same type
of thing
we didn't have a video and it
was less
people killed but still well
this
because they were under that
they were
under the people killed limit
okay to
make it important right but
they also
caught this guy Bush is unusual
we're
seeing this happening more and
more
which has
suspicious yes usually they kill
themselves you know
anyway I'm I just feel like
we're
computing the whole thing to be
sketchy
it's very sketchy because well
what's
sketchy is the lack of coverage
what now
maybe the maybe the media the
m5m just
think is more important if
Muslims get
get killed or maybe it's the
number
you're right although we
haven't seen
the same incessant coverage of
Sri Lanka
even though the numbers were
quite high
you know three four times as
high as the
the mosque in Christchurch so
and I
don't know maybe it's just me
no one
questions this nobody questions
it and
as Sri Lanka clip actually let
me see
what I have in Sri Lanka clip
you have
this Sri Lanka update yes let's
do the
updates and that would be Sri
Lanka
updates perfect new bombs and
more
deaths as the hunt for
terrorists
continues in Sri Lanka a week
after
hundreds were killed in Easter
Sunday
bombings during an overnight
raid in a
town on the country's east
coast Sri
Lankan security forces say 15
people
including six children were
killed
authorities say suicide bombers
detonated explosives following a
gunfight with Sri Lankan troops
they
recovered an Isis flag as well
as
bomb-making materials and
detonators
this came just hours after Sri
Lankans
president promised a
house-to-house
search of the entire country
security
forces say the raids will
continue this
won't stop so we won't stop
either we
are the army we are the type of
people
who protect the country
yeah that goes on the US State
Department has advised all of
its
non-essential employees in the
Embassy
in Sri Lanka to leave by so I
don't
think this is over I don't
think this is
just some retaliation against
the Notre
Dame burning blamed on an
Islamists
there is something else going
on and my
assertion was this was India
with a
message to Sri Lanka about
China here's
Gordon Chang they turned a
container
port in Sri Lanka the Colombo
international terminal they
docked a
submarine and it's tender there
in
September and October 2014 two
separate
occasions that's a Chinese
funded port
they've taken over a container
port in
Sri Lanka because they debt
trapped the
government there that probably
will end
up being a facility for the
Chinese Navy
no this is definitely happening
perhaps
the the synagogue just from a
cynical
standpoint the cynical
conspiratorial
view perhaps we needed that
match
meaning the little synagogue
action to
distract everyone away from the
from the
Christians and wasn't just all
Christians by the way was
churches and
hotels in Colombo major message
to the
government there though maybe
it was
just to shut people around stop
already
the system we in the wheel we
we want
China out of there and they're
doing the
right thing scaring them away
so the
only way to do it you're
focusing way
too much on the religious
aspect let's
let's let's throw some
synagogue action
in I don't know where you're
free
forming here any other
inspirational
ideas about this in journalism
period I
don't find it in the time
where's your
source of this so-called
journalism that
you're looking for and not
finding where
is this I'm looking at m5m baby
lamb
five M's no good yeah what done
exactly
that's all you're proven so I'm
struggling I'm floundering over
here I
like the Chinese angle though
because
it's true it's true true that
the
Chinese have taken over these
ports and
this like this is not
not a good thing and India
doesn't like
you know they're parking
submarines if
they're parking submarines
there yeah
they don't that's a problem use
to me
yeah yeah your start using as a
sub base
that's a problem what's the
problem yet
cuz it's a choke point yes that
areas of
one of the many choke points
that dick
Chinese are trying to capture
they get
them to getting them everywhere
they can
and as they attempt to take over
everything
well certainly the the shipping
lanes
and but to have a military I
mean I
don't know it may just be me
but I find
it odd that Djibouti where
we've been
launching drones from for five
years is
now a major Chinese military
base that
happened I don't know I don't
know who's
running the show
it doesn't appear the president
is
focused on a lot of different
things
there was a great moment though
in Kanda
Navia of epic epic proportions
with
Trudeau and it's very different
you know Prime Minister I guess
that
they get different billing
different
vibe then than our presidents
we have
you know we always got people
with men
in black women in black suits
earpieces
running around talking to their
sleeves
you know back off and wouldn't
Ron Sonia
so true so true dough is out
doing at
the Correspondents Dinner with
this riff
they invite me people I'll
bring you the
comedic stylings of Adam curry
in the no
agenda podcast the one Trudeau
I think there's that I don't
know the
entire backstory but they're
opening up
some dams that are flooded so
they need
to overflow and it puts several
a lot of
people in danger of their
houses being
swept away or washed out so a
lot of
volunteers and hopefully
someone from
Kanda Naevia can can set me
straight on
exactly what's happening but
that's not
really the point of the clip or
the
setup so there's sandbagging
that
there's the you've got tons of
volunteers their throat they're
filling
up bags with sand to protect
these homes
and these people from being
washed away
when they open up these dams
which i
think is you know maybe it's
already
happened so it's the you know
it's the
spring thaw floods in Quebec New
Brunswick Ontario so Trudeau
goes there
and does it typical you know
like little
press thing with the with the
people who
are filling the sandbags and
easing of
taking pictures for 15-20
minutes and
there's one guy there who is
appalled by
this because he has not been
able to
actually volunteer for the past
hour
because of Trudeau's photo op
and he and
he starts yelling at Trudeau
here's
what's interesting they're
really hands
on not just his little he
didn't have
any security that jumped in but
his
press agent this woman turns
around and
starts walking toward this man
puts her
hands on him like pushing him
against
his chest then Trudeau comes
over and
while the guys talking grabs
him by his
wrist as he's talking I've
never seen
this it's rude by any standard
but to
have couple of thugs well it's
very
aggressive and it's in its kind
of shut
up slave II you know I kind
it's and
grabbing his wrist well anyway
here's
the exchange
do you know how long you've
held up
people picking up bags while
you've been
here soaking up the race you
know excuse
me excuse not getting my boy is
this a
free country
it's a free country and I'm
trying to
speak to him and he won't even
acknowledge me it's not my
challenge I'm
repellant you're trying to help
someone
save their home sir sir we've
been
filling sandbags as well ya
know why you
in a year yes well you're here
nobody
can pick up I am while you're
here no
one can pick why don't you make
yourself
aware we are going you know I
was with a
conservative and he said if you
actually
do work just change his boat
I'm votes
here for you all right sir I
just spent
half an hour can you listen to
me sir
know that I've listened to you
I'll
listen okay I'm glad to be here
with my
kids
we just kept up sandbags for 15
minutes
you know sorry
all your our security helped
people up
to getting their status and your
frustration around security
I lived frustrations with
security every
day of my life right now that's
something right that
unfortunately is a
reality we're out of time I'm
happy to
he'd be here about Georgia's
dams I'm
happy to be here to speak to
you to
listen to you to speak with all
to
encourage more cañedo come out
and
volunteer more people are
coming a
volunteer because for an hour
waiting
while you were here your photo
op I have
unfriendly and unneighborly
today couple
things first of all that's
unfriendly
unneighborly I've never heard
the term
kanae's
you're talking about Canadian
today
us-canadian border I don't know
if he
was if he just abbreviated or
truncated
Canadians and came out cañedo
some of the Canadian that well
for us
now it's definitely connait
some this
day on but my favourite like
candid
Navion better yeah Canadian a
this got a
snotty sound I'm not sure you
know
Canuck maybe this work comes
from but
the phrase I like the most is as
as Trudeau is coming over I'm
sorry for
your challenge the hell was
that all
about
sir sir I'm sorry for your
challenge I'm
sorry for your challenge game
it's roans
or something I'm not getting
this I'd
like it references I like it
sorry sorry for your challenge
if when
someone's like just yelling it
look man
I'm really sorry for your
challenge
because it can confuse someone
to insult
them at the same time so sorry I
Philippe confusing sorry for
your
challenge
kanae don't know cañedo that
term must
be me well let's see I got the
San Diego
shooting PBS early report on
the San
Diego shooting which is not
important
did we just play them yeah
that's why we
played it we just played that
we did
okay what you're out of clips
to work
I'm getting there okay well
let's talk
about vaccines then okay
um first we got a nice note
from someone
in the industry pull this up
one of our
producers which we always
appreciate and
I was able to put this into the
show
notes actually let's start with
Brooklyn
from one of our producers just
thought
I'd give you a heads up on how
the
hysteria is unfolding on the
streets
here in Williamsburg Brooklyn
now this
is the hysteria that has is
happening
all over the world we're seeing
this
with press that we can follow
and
understand we're seeing measles
outbreak
outbreaks in the Netherlands
we're
seeing them in the UK no one is
calling
for a global pandemic or
anything like
that just seems that you need
to get
your booster shot but it's all
localized
for some reason that's it that
we're not
this no one's connected the
dots which I
find just so disappointing
because yeah
there may be a global outbreak
that
we're not aware of so we have
Williamsburg Brooklyn which is
the
center of the Orthodox Jewish
Enclave
that is refusing to vaccinate
now you may have heard that
mayor de
Blasio mandated that the
Orthodox Jews
must vaccinate or face fines of
$1,000
if they if they show up in
public spaces
being unvaccinated which is now
who
knows how that all unpacked our
producer
goes on my workplace is just a
few
blocks down the street from
their main
neighborhood and we received a
call
tonight from the New York State
Health
Department informing us that we
had a
customer last Thursday for an
event who
tested positive for measles they
requested a list of every
employee and
customer that was there that
night as
well as their phone numbers
hold on a
second before you go on what it
mean
tested positively for measles
where do
you get tested for measles
what's the
test I think is a blood test
that I know
of well maybe if you just have
spots
that's the Newton you Lucia
Letta test
then you have measles well this
is what
has fine that the phrase tested
positively for measles to be
somewhat
weird to make perhaps it meant
they
diagnosed someone with measles
it's not
the same it even though I agree
with you
it implies there was a test if
you look
at let's do a quick Google News
search
because we don't want to we
won't
actually use Google for this
and we'll
say tested positive tested
positive for
measles I think you'll see that
this is
a m5m phrase let's go to the
news tab
how to miss
kids tested positive for
measles mom
that's not the LA University's
quarantine staff students over
measles
several people tested positive
for the
highly skilled highly
contagious measles
virus now kids tested positive
for
measles Boston elementary
school student
tests positive for measles so
there must
be some tests like throwing
that phrase
out just it possibly what is it
okay
well that's okay now we're
stuck here
this is one of those things
that gets to
me okay
measles meas Els test he'll be
just a
simple little search what is
the measles
test is there one diagnosis
your doctor
can usually diagnose Musil
based on the
disease's characteristic rashes
hmm if
necessary a blood test can
confirm
whether the rash is truly
measles I'm
right blood tests so you get
the blood
test if you have the rash we'll
have
measles right so I guess it's
Drive of
rash that's not measles it's ah
I've got
it thank you
I've got it here this is an
element of
the fear campaign because where
else
have you heard tested positive
for
something there's only one AIDS
exactly
HIV so it's part of the fear
campaign
and it's it's it's flowing over
into the
vocabulary instead of saying
hey someone
was there had the measles or
came down
with the measles
when you report tested positive
makes it
that much more scary
and by the way NBC ABC several
outlets
have all used the doctored
stock photo
picture of the baby or nurse in
uniform
or in scrubs holding the baby
and the
baby is all filled with measles
spots
and it turns out that's just a
stock
photo image to someone doctored
up and
they've all used it
welcome to the m5m so the New
York
but Health Department called us
informing us we had a customer
last
Thursday for an event who has
tested
positive for measles they
requested a
list of every employee and
customer that
was there that night as well as
their
phone numbers they provided
access to an
online portal with information
regarding
what to do it if an employee's
show
symptoms or is unvaccinated as
well as
the excel sheet they wanted us
to fill
out and send back it will
automatically
add all names and numbers to a
database
of possibly exposed individuals
of
course I expressed I would like
to opt
out of this information
collection and
I'm waiting to make sure that
request is
acted upon all update further if
anything else develops from
this and you
know here we have UCLA Cal
State -
quarantine students who cannot
prove
they had measles vaccinations
so if you can't prove that
you've had a
vaccination I don't can't you
just be
tested and show that you don't
test
positive for measles well
basically
we've just been rambling yes
you think
things should work no so
instead if you
can't prove that you've had
your measles
shot and your booster nobody
can prove
cause there's not a piece of
documentation that you keep and
you
probably don't have the same
doctors but
you've had to shut a long time
ago you
know they get another shot yep
this is
just a selmour shot that's the
way it
seems to me I am measles every
but it's
the scares that if we're so
afraid test
it positively for measles so
here's our
insider who will be able to
help us with
the testing positive for measles
he's the anonymous slave
enjoying your
vaccine best on no agenda after
studying
the specific field on the
clinical side
of school working with big farm
on the
marketing side I consider
myself a semi
vac sir as well but it offers
some
context clarifications and this
is not
stuff that we don't necessarily
know but
it's good reiterating I think
injecting
attenuated and/or killed virus
is one
and the oldest vaccine
mechanism the one
in the MMR vaccine another
mechanism to
inject parts is to inject parts
of the
germ so that the immune system
can
develop antibodies to recognize
and
fight the german infected at
the end of
the day said purposely all these
vaccines rely on the patient's
immune
system learning to raise
antibodies so
they can fight off the disease
if they
come in contact that's my
understanding
as well that memory of the
antibodies
can be lost as immune cells die
hence
the booster shots the booster
shot
requirement does tend to vary
by vaccine
/ disease I don't think the
industry has
established why mm-hmm
so vaccine may legitimately not
have its
water so a vaccine may
legitimately not
be 100% effective if that immune
training doesn't happen
effectively
there's no confirmation test
done to see
that someone actually responded
to the
antigen or in the cases of
gardisil and
the year
flu vaccines it doesn't address
every
strain of the disease and of
course
vaccine resistant strains can
always
develop and thrive because no
one is
inoculated against them
Gardasil only
inoculates against nine that was
initially for as you and I
remember back
in 2006 seven said nine strains
of HPV
which the exalted peer-reviewed
literature claims accounts of
90% of the
strains that can cause cervical
cancers
with the flu vaccine they have
to guess
every year what the dominant
strains
will be to throw into the
vaccine as
you've mentioned in the show
very often
they get it wrong none of all
that will
be necessary would be
necessarily bad if
it were transparent but it's
not and the
effectiveness and the weak
severity of
many of the disease's is in
Congress
with the dogma created around
the need
to get these vaccines also
Pharma is
always looking for ways to
diagnose more
people with stuff which makes
sense from
a marketing perspective just
look into
the creation of pre-diabetes
and the
changing goalposts for
diagnosing
diabetes that's true
pre-diabetes in the tree
pre-diabetes
yeah precancerous pre dies
everybody
it's yeah we're all we're all
please got
pre-diabetes everybody's got
precancerous it's got pre
deaths you
just gotta love it it's
fantastic so the
president was asked about the
measles
outbreak and what should be
done they
have to get the shot the
vaccinations
are so important
now they have to get their shot
okay
meanwhile here's what went on in
Coachella which no one is
frightened
about most people go to
Coachella for
the music but some are coming
home with
more long-lasting experience
doctors say
herpes cases have skyrocketed
at the
Coachella Music Festival this
year they
report seeing up to 10 times
the cases
they normally do this year
there have
been more than 1,100 cases over
the last
two weekends of the festival
now this is
something to be worried about
for your
kids cuz once you get the
herpes it's
pretty sure it doesn't go away
well I'd
like to know did the report is
weird
because her yeah it doesn't go
away but
it's like what's going on it is
this is
a music festival oh hello
massive
amounts of sacks of Coachella
hey man
its herd immunity
are they having massive amounts
of sex
at Coachella that's the
implication what
other music festival I mean
yeah there's
a lot of kissing and hugging
and dancing
and being stoned but the public
is it
public sex they're just having
a is it
an orgy going on it just
Coachella is
it's two weekends so it's a
Multi multi
day thing so people stay there
that are
intense they're in hotel rooms
motel
rooms RVs air B&B ease yeah
it's passing
around the herpes like there's
no
tomorrow Hey memo to you John
people
have sex
this phenomenon is crazy music
festival
is a sex festival yeah ever
hear of
Woodstock I take it look at all
the
pictures of would suck I saw
I've seen I
don't think I've seen one
picture of
public sex maybe it went like
this hey
man stop bar goat in the herpes
hand me
some herbs you could be--could
doesn't
necessary mean genital herpes
no but I'm
pretty sure that's what they're
implying
but if your person joins Iran if
somebody's got a big sore on
their lip
that's herpes oh nice yeah you
just got
to sore on my lip I think it's
cuz I've
been just did job has been
burning too
hot no agenda and all the
people who
could do with us oh yeah that'd
be fab
good stop sucking under herpes
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clip about
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gonna just
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podcasting okay finishes
because because
there's been a lot of talk
lately about
what is a podcast it's clearly
outlined
in the Moller report I know but
people
still don't understand and what
a
podcast is and I thought maybe
we could
go to the man who knows
everything about
what a podcast actually is and
who has
standing in the area by knowing
what
it's not yes that's right here
to tell
you about what a podcast
actually is is
the one and only
Rush Limbaugh you what podcasts
are by
the way I know you know what
they are
but I mean do you know what
podcasts are
supposed to be they are
supposed to be
talk show
for people who cannot make it
in talk
radio there you go ladies and
gentlemen
that is in a nutshell that is
what a
podcast is thank you very much
russia
has a whole minute of this
making 400
million dollars in his contract
and he
is he has the nerve this is
like the
rant years and years and years
ago he
used to rant and rave about
drug addicts
and how they should just be
thrown in
jail and tell the keyway ma he
was
hooked on oxy it was a few
years later
he got hooked on oxy right and
he to the
point where he was could have
been
thrown in jail himself no really
no he was really he's
travelling was he
trafficking death is what made
him death
yeah and he shut up about that
idea by
just the way I've heard him
yeah I've
been driving around a lot in
the car
much more than I used to
because we're
now on the frontier and yeah
it's pretty
much all you can get here on
talk radio
wise again NPR or Rush and
Hannity and
whatever else is local here but
he
sometimes goes to a commercial
break and
actually says I'll be right
back after
this obscenely profitable
commercial
break because he just doesn't
give a
shit yeah he says stuff like
that gosh
anyway but it's true it's true
we are
losers who can't get a radio
show and
that's why we invented the
podcast
that's exactly right
thank you rush for clearing
that up all
right over to you okay so
Bernie's got a
new senior advisor she's
considered the
national press secretary for a
democratic but this woman C Mon
C Mon C
Mon she back she was she was
Bernie's
she was wasn't she Bernie's
left to
campaign and yes she wasn't she
did she
went on off on her own as she
started
bitching to moan about the old
white
people and she was somebody
made a
collection of some of her
comment about
old white guys
yeah bitchin and moanin we
don't need
what she's saying is everything
she says
in these closes we don't need
Bernie but
she jumps at the chance to get
a paying
gig in my opinion we don't need
white
people leading the Democratic
Party
right now the Democratic Party
is
diverse and it should be
reflected as so
in our leadership and
throughout the the
staff at the top of the highest
levels
what do you say to the people
who are
who dragged a poor white guy
out of a
car and beat him people please
on that
stop the possibility might need
to check
their privilege I thought she
was
running for I thought she was
running
mayor Pete's campaign you know
she's
apparently bag of Bernie ah
this isn't
her name Robin Sanders cÃmon
cÃmon
Symone Sanders why mo any why
do I think
that she was running someone
else's
campaign hmm no no no sure well
she's 25
she 25 no no no that was August
2015 no
no that's her but that's her
four years
ago she's 29 now she's 29
hmm she looks older but she's 29
she's scaled it earmarks you
get all the
Millennial crap
yeah dishes out got everybody
up said
this is an old clip those are
old clips
of her this is an old clip
Abidin going
on and on about the state yeah
he he had
the opportunity after I think
it was I
think it was a Bush State of
the Union
speech uh-huh where he got to
do the
counter speech at the end right
and it's
all about drug enforcement
right that's
when we started throwing black
people in
jail for smoking weed yeah well
we were
throwing them in jail no no no
this was
the legislation that Biden was
like
throw him in jail he's horrible
people
this is gonna come back to
haunt him no
I'm gonna point out son I'm
sorry yeah
well here he is making these
points
after another so after a
presidential
State of the Union
now I'm gonna point out some
specific
things six of them that we find
inadequate about the
president's plan
I think the president has to
join us in
making a significantly greater
commitment to these six areas
to stem
the rising tide of violence in
America
and that's what it is violence
first we
have to join together to ensure
that
drug dealers are punished
swiftly surely
and severely in line with what
the
president is calling for we
have to hold
every drug user accountable
because if
there were no no drug users
there would
be no appetite for drugs
there'd be no
market for them let's take a
look at
what the real problem is it's
not just
how many people are using drugs
as the
president said the number of
people
using drugs cocaine in
particular is
down in our country that's true
did you
say that as the president said
the
number of people using drugs
cocaine in
particular is down in our
country that's
true but the violence
associated with
drugs is spewing out all over
America
and that's terrible I know it's
hard to
believe but this very day
violent drug
offenders will commit more than
100,000
crimes on this day alone and
the sad
part is that that we have we
have no
more police in the streets of
our major
cities than we had 10 years ago
thank you and what the president
proposes won't help much what he
proposes is no increase of what
the
Congress has already approved
last year
in a nutshell the president's
plan
doesn't include enough police
officers
to catch the violent thugs not
enough
prosecutors to convict them not
enough
judges to sentence them and not
enough
prison cells to put them away
for a long
time that's why right now six
out of
every ten criminals who are
arrested on
drug charges have their cases
dropped
yeah that's why we think the
president
should triple triple the
commitment that
he's made tonight for police
prosecutors
and judges for our cities in
our state's
and that's how we got everyone
three
million people in jail yeah was
his
other message yeah thanks Joe
it's true
he said there's 100,000 crimes
a day
related to drugs every day sure
if you
smoking a joint word so it's
illegal
that's a crime that's not what
he's
implying no this is this number
is
ridiculous this is very old
clip so do
you think people come around to
that I
don't think so I'd like to
depress you
with something else though if
that's
okay yes you can depress with
something
else thank you
I've been tracking the
transportation of
young children for several
years now in
fact I purchased several books
on the on
the topic that parents use and
are
recommended to read if they if
they have
a trans child and most of it's
not about
the psychological or
physiological
issues is more about the
political
issues and cultural issues
which is very
interesting that that's what's
focused
on a lot of these books and
someone sent
me a YouTube video of a general
named
Walt hire and Walt very early
on and the
Walt Disney Land is I think
he's almost
60 when he was I think four or
six it's
in this it's an introduction
clip he was
affirmed by his grandmother as
being
transgendered and eventually
went
through gender reassignment
surgery and
then transitioned back and is
now a I
guess a spokesperson for people
who want
to transition back to what due
to whence
they came from but also talks
about what
it really means and how you get
into the
situation and is it
physiological is
it's psychological and it was
fascinating a couple I just
pulled a
couple of clips from this
reasonably
short each of them because you
never
hear about this you hear about
I mean we
were
see the the trans child who's
on TV
shows doing kind of a trend you
know a
like a drag drag show thank you
you know
and and that's celebrated and I
know
people who are trans and I
think that
there's you you do whatever you
want and
it may be perfect for you but
when it
comes to children you know
you've got a
question the parents role
society's role
physicians role etc and so Walt
hire is
someone who has a different
opinion and
since you'll never hear about
this
anywhere else I figured I
should bring
it to the no agenda show here's
a little
intro about Walt's background I
lived
eight years as a female named
Laura
Jensen after undergoing gender
reassignment surgery in April
of 1983 I
started as a four-year-old kid
in
nineteen forty four so I'm
bringing to
this conversation today seventy
four
years of first-hand experience
in some
way either living it or trying
to deal
with it or trying to recover
from it and
it's important I think to
understand
that everything that we've
heard today
is damaging to children and I
was
damaged by this and I have some
very
strong points of view so as I
said it
was his grandmother who noticed
that he
wanted to be something
different when he
was very young for and she put
him into
a purple dress and that's where
it all
started for Walt I think it's
important
for us to realize that there is
actually
nothing good about affirming a
young boy
four years old like my grandma
did me
the moment you affirm a child
like my
grandma dead putting me in a
purple
chiffon dress and telling me
how cute I
was how wonderful I looked is
that at
the very same moment that you're
affirming that young person
you're
telling them there's something
wrong
with them that you're not right
that is
child abuse we need to begin
calling it
what it is is not affirming a
child it's
causing them to be depressed
and anxious
about who they are and then we
go on to inject hormone
blockers into
them and begin altering their
body can
we begin to understand today
from these
discussions how destructive
this is to
the psyche it's no wonder they
end up
with separation anxiety and
bipolar
disorder dissociative disorders
schizophrenia and many other
disorders
that they want you to ignore
they want
to block any child from having
access to
psychotherapy and so it goes
into this
in some detail about the
industry which
you and I have discussed really
pushing
parents and children away from
looking
at this from a psychiatrist or a
psychiatric perspective like no
no
whatever you do you don't want
that
here's the solution by the way
it's
interesting to see the troll
room but
how people cannot take this
topic
maturely it's really it's quite
pathetic
quite pathetic but the what -
Walt hier
saying here is that we are
manufacturing
a large percentage of these
children to
be trans we are the natural
situation
say again I'm sorry Katherine
Heigl and
her kid who yes yes I'm a girl
when he
was 3 years old not you no he's
just a
brains not even working fully
functioning it's ok and she
just goes
with it oh yes it's like not
parenting
this is exactly where this
converse
where this story goes we are
manufacturing transgender kids
we are
manufacturing their depression
their
anxiety and it's turned into a
huge
industry the people are
profiting from
after kids lives are completely
torn
apart the most vulnerable
people in our
society and adults are tearing
their
lives apart it's really beyond
my
understanding why we're even
having this
discussion because it shouldn't
be
happening we won't see the
consequences
of what they're doing today
until 10 or
15 years later and there'll be
somebody
else speaking up like I am
saying it was
horrible what they did to me
so you were thinking of
Charlize Theron
we got the wrong first name
Charlize
Theron this next clip is only
to nice
say Charlene yeah something
like that
Charlize Theron who is in the
media now
saying hey my three year old
said I'm
not a boy okay
so you're not this is called
affirmation
and here's what Walt says about
it a
parent can actually cause a kid
to be
gender dysphoria by affirming
them the
APA which an article is going
to come
out in the daily signal in the
next
couple of days that I just
finished last
night
the APA and their handbook in
2014
says kids are not born
transgender and
yet we're treating them with
medical
treatment as if they were and
trying to
alter them they're not born
that way I
want to say it again we're
manufacturing
transgender kids you know I'm
the
fortunate one I got sober I'm
33 years
sober
I drank heavily and used
cocaine as a
way to try to mask the pain
from having
undergone the surgery as a way
to cope
with what grandma did in a
purple dress
that confused me that when I
was a
little boy four or five and six
years
old
I began to want to be affirmed
I began
to enjoy being affirmed I became
addicted to the affirmation and
the
attention I mean if a kid wants
to steal
all of the attention out of the
room
both they have to do is say I
am a
transgender they can suck the
life out
of a room in a heartbeat and
the focus
is right on them and they can
get
anything they want can't they
nobody
calls him out nobody says how
do you
how'd you come to this
conclusion well
we know how they came to the
conclusion
schools are giving them books
they're
indoctrinating them parents are
encouraging them online they're
in chat
rooms suggesting groups of kids
become
transgender bad yeah so there's
your
manufacturing as a fat involved
in with
some of these kids sure
sure sure sure final clitter
and it's
very obvious I can't believe
this is not
discussed more often because it
certainly comes up with weight
gain and
obesity and while there is an
actual
condition auto Gino philia
Mattia there
are some people who really
really are in
the wrong body the the cause of
a lot of
children to say I don't want to
be a boy
I don't want to be a girl might
be more
obvious than you think yes
there are
people who are Auto gyno philia
but
there's also people who are
deeply
troubled over 50% of the people
that
I've worked with hundreds of
people that
I've worked with over the last
10 years
were sexually abused boys who
were
abused at a young age come to
the
conclusion that the only way
they can
prevent themselves from being
sexually
abused again is to cut off their
genitalia and become females in
their
mind that is their defense
mechanism for
sexual abuse girls who are
sexually
abused want to be men as a way
to fend
off any intruder or sexual
abuser
because they will no longer be
attractive for sexual abuse
whether it's
men or women vast majority of
them were
abused as children many of them
I sit
with and talk with privately or
in their
30s 40s and 50s before they're
ever able
for the first time to disclose
they were
sexually abuse is too painful I
was
sexually abused at nine years
old
multiple times by my uncle when
I told
my parents I was sexually
abused they
said Oh Uncle Fred wouldn't do
that
wrong they said I was a liar so
now I
had worn a purple dress as a
four year
old I'd been sexually abused
and now I'm
a liar you know it's not a real
good way
to start off life and you're
not only
nine years old yet seems so
obvious I
told you I was gonna depress
you but I
I'm so happy that this guy's
speaking
out because you know people get
caught
up in the moment when I see
that on
television you know they get
caught up
with all the kids cute there's
lots of
affirmation going on
you know this lot maybe you
need to just
make sure Uncle Frank is not
around
in addition again not condemning
anything I'd have no problem
with people
changing anything about them
themselves
for any reason but I thought
this was an
eye-opener yeah that makes
sense I mean
you're just witnessing it's
with the the
Sharona Arthur Ron woman
Shirley listen
yeah Shirley's yeah Shirley's
throne
yeah you said Catherine Hagel
does she
does she have a trans child oh
no it was
this Shirley's throne with it
was a
stone Charlize Theron oh so
it's a lease
it's really stolen now Charlize
Theron
dude was Katherine Hegel no
that's the
mistake I made well and it may
be the
same person do they have the do
they
have the crazy eyebrows that go
up I'll
check into my details Amanda
the Chad
who should have corrected me but
chatroom did correct you they
did
correct troll room there's
that's a
different story
all right do you got anything
else to
take us out of the depression
so we can
go home and and be happy about
life or
we're just gonna leave it at
this do
this you must have hit my 42nd
second
clip of Abby Disney bitching
and moaning
about them the wages wages that
people
are making there - I did knee
heiress
Abigail Disney is speaking out
against
wage and equality calling
Disney CEO Bob
Iger salary quote insane in an
op-ed for
the Washington Post published
Tuesday
headlined it's time to call out
Disney
and anyone else rich off their
workers
backs Abigail Disney wrote
quote Eiger
took home more than 65 million
dollars
in 2018 that's one thousand
four hundred
twenty four times the median
pay of a
disney worker at the pay levels
we're
talking about an executive
giving up
half his bonus has zero effect
on his
quality of life for the people
at the
bottom
could mean a ticket out of
poverty or
death it could offer access to
decent
health care or an education for
a child
unquote is she giving all her
money away
this is Disney heiress is she
gonna pony
up what's gonna happen
she did a museum over here in
San
Francisco it's pretty cool
I just think it's interesting
how they
start to turn on each other
like the
Murdock's the Disney's and they
all they
all get into that yeah we'll see
something happening with I'm
sure look
the jobs Widow oh yes Powell
Loren Loren
Powell exactly yeah I'm gonna
end it
here then John all right good
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