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1117: Composting People

Adam Curry & John C. Dvorak

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March 3rd, 2019
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Executive Producers: Christopher O Cowan, Sir James, Baron of Class G Airspace and Dame Elise , Sir Jon Helmer, Lawrence Abele, Kyle Parker, Dame Pill Pusher of South Texas Billie Villareal, Sir Jason McKinney of the Null-Pointer-Exception, Dominick Vitale, Steven C. Rink, Brian Doerr, Sir Moser the Moserian Knight of the 33rd Parallel, Gretchen Wittig; Dame G$ the hysteria skeptic, Nicco Renna, Lilly & Larry , James , Dame Firecracker, Sir Paul Wilson the Trusted Advisor

Associate Executive Producers: Kyle Casey, Sir Rutherford the Brave, Erik , John D. Croft, Baron Gordon Walton, Sir Ryan J Brady, Knight of the Three Rivers, Darren Grimes, Sir Patrick Comer of So Cal Hills

Cover Art by Darren O'Neill

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Chapters

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Start of Show
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1:39
Austin Meetup
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6:27
Trump's CPAC Speech
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23:03
US Offers $1 Million Reward for Hazma bin Laden
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27:27
Saudi Arabia Revokes Citizenship of Hazma bin Laden
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32:16
Al-Qaeda Is Back
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39:09
NBC Today: Hazma bin Laden Married Daughter of 9/11 Mastermind Mohamed Atta
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41:31
Tajikistan
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47:59
Doctors Without Borders Close Ebola Centers in The Democratic Republic of Congo After Attacks
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56:39
Credits
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1:45:01
PBS NewsHour: Shields and Brooks on The White House’s Revolving Door
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1:53:17
Canadian SNC-Lavalin Corruption Scandal
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2:02:37
The Vergecast: Casey Newton on The Secret Life of Facebook Moderators
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2:15:03
Convenient Risk-Free Apple Pay Integration
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2:18:37
Surge in Circulation of $100 Bills
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2:20:55
Washington State Morgues Are Full, Thanks to Opioid Crisis
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2:23:17
Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou To Be Extradited to The US
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2:23:57
Washington Governer Jay Inslee Announces 2020 Presidential Campaign
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2:27:14
60 Minutes: The Climate Change Lawsuit That Could Stop The US Government
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2:28:20
Sunrise Movement Children on Democracy Now!
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2:34:22
Producer Note: Agenda 2030 Deadline
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2:35:56
William Happer Breaks Down During Interview Over Climate Change Denial Allegations
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2:38:17
Donations
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2:42:55
Birthdays & Title Changes
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2:45:24
Virginia First Lady Under Fire for Handing Cotton to African American Students on Mansion Tour
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2:48:26
The Grand Tour TV Show
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2:51:19
US Puts More Sanctions on Venezuela
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2:53:14
German Minister Calls For Voting Age To Be Lowered to 16 Years
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2:54:40
End of Show
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    [Music]
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    this is no agenda from northern Silicon
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    Valley were in this day in 1903 Sing
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    Sing prison began taking prisoners
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    fingerprints it was the beginning of the
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    end I'm Jesse tomorrow nice Oh fight you
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    ran out of music bed that doesn't happen
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    very often
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    I gotta shorten these things I just you
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    got to talk to the writers I have
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    another one that I was gonna use which
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    was kind of interesting actually wording
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    it correctly okay in 1812 yes this was
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    the first u.s. foreign aid bill
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    authorized for relief of victims of an
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    earthquake in Haiti Venezuela yeah and
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    let me guess was it a very odd
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    earthquake your earthquake machine back
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    oh no no no they may not have rules Vern
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    I think was writing in that era I mean
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    that's possible do you never know you
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    never know in the morning everybody it
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    is the No Agenda Show episode 1117 and
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    the day after the day after the big
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    Austin Texas Meetup I I gotta tell you
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    cracking the mic this morning I'm I'm
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    actually a little self-aware why well
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    because condemning you for something no
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    but when you meet everybody and you put
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    native faces to names and
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    you can hear how closely they're
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    listening it's like now I'm like
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    self-conscious make sure we do
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    everything just right what what an
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    incredible group of people yesterday use
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    I know you saw the pictures by the way I
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    want to correct myself Jules Verne was
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    not yet born he was born in nineteen to
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    eighteen twenty-eight yes because I
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    don't want to get a nasty note almost an
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    unforgivable mistake ten years old so I
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    think the head count was about 125 looks
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    like about based on everything it looks
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    like it was but that sounds about right
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    yeah it was really incredible there oh
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    yeah you got that many people just gonna
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    last a lot longer yeah and it was so
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    good man the Austen beer works did you
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    meet everyone at the 125 and say hello I
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    hope so I certainly stayed long enough
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    until you know there was almost no one
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    left so if someone didn't come up and
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    they weren't wrangled by the keeper or
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    by the shill then we missed each other
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    but I think I think I pretty much met
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    everybody and wow what a group we got
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    teachers we've got nurses we've got it's
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    um weirded weirdo some big giant weird
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    guy with that with a with a Guy Fawkes
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    mask and long beard yeah like a
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    celebrity man he had his glasses on he's
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    got a shades on he had his his little
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    parade on oh yeah he just kind of slid
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    in hey everybody sir Jean here Duke Duke
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    of Texas sheriff sheriff to Marriott
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    never yeah I think there were two things
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    that made well besides everyone being
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    there to other things that made this
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    Meetup extra special without a doubt
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    were the nametags and I'm unsure who
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    brought those but there were nametags
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    pre filled out with the name Ben there
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    were some variations Benjamin Bernadette
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    you know stuff like that it was very
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    funny but Mark Hall our documentarian
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    the supreme really blew it out of the
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    water with the foam finger number one no
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    agenda hands gloves that was just what a
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    great idea
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    yeah that was good I think that's a
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    premium we need to we need to keep going
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    I don't think we actually got one there
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    was so many people they were gone in
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    seconds I was like haha so yeah it was
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    just John I mean there's people who we
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    know from the show that I've known for
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    years and if not met he was it was
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    really fantastic really fantastic well
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    I'm good everyone glad everyone had a
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    good time yeah I'm hard to top that
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    number yeah you seem to be trying to
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    throw some smackdown on Twitter that
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    California can do better I don't know
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    where you're gonna count for you can do
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    better but you know it's whether it will
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    do better than an issue okay now you got
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    are you gonna try it are you gonna do
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    something like in Los Angeles perhaps
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    sure okay
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    yeah I understand I can understand
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    you're a little intimidated by our girth
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    here in Texas Texas typical Texas crap
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    you know these guys the whole state is
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    like this they're just full of
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    themselves everybody's got to be bigger
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    or Texas would be the biggest state and
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    you're not the biggest aid Alaska's
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    bigger all right why don't you go do a
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    meet up in Alaska see if you can beat us
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    start in Anchorage doesn't have this
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    this no they don't have that D'Alessio
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    doesn't care they're now getting free
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    money from oil and there's a lot of
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    grass yeah although it was as we go
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    through the notes later in the donation
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    segment it was an interesting variety of
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    things that were illegal that were
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    slipped into envelopes what yeah yeah
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    are we opening the envelopes last night
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    trying to get the spreadsheet and credit
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    everybody properly and you know it's
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    like oh what's this mmm okay I thought
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    that smelled kind of familiar all right
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    what's this a mushroom all kinds of
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    stuff people give out us as party favors
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    and it's there what's that Texas and
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    Nussbaum came in - yes I heard that it's
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    the guy's amazing
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    he's baby he's been supporting the show
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    as almost I think from day one he's been
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    supporting it for as long as anyone yeah
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    anyway
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    there was still time for prep well
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    that's a good thing yeah a lot going on
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    there is a lot going on where do you
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    want to start cuz I got a couple of
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    topics that I mean if you have a serious
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    I got some some clips from truck I don't
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    you hear Trump CPAC speech you know
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    completely missed it
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    huge mistake not listening to it while I
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    was doing you have to go back okay
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    because it's you know his normal ad-lib
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    speech in front of the big crowd sure
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    sure it was this it this was beyond the
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    pale for two hours of ad-lib complaint
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    oh my goodness plain what CPAC is and
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    who's behind this conservative part it's
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    a conservative political action group
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    political political action committee
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    right yeah and so it has a meeting every
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    year they've had these things for a long
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    time it's very controversial it's the
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    one this is the one that they voted in
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    one time they they did a when the t p--
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    before the tea party was was or the rant
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    the Ron Paul tea party you mean before
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    the government party sure they they were
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    big celebrities at this thing and then
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    the CPAC the CPAC thing is far as I'm
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    concerned slightly corrupt they rousted
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    the originals at the tea party people
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    and then they brought in these
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    interlopers this year they did hit
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    grosses at four one two three four five
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    six seven eight nine what unusual thing
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    they had michelle malkin coming if
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    anyone can go find her speech you're
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    gonna see as a killer speech that it
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    hits the nail on the head about CPAC and
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    all the rest of it and she'll never get
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    invited back how good so she did a good
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    job then oh I thought her speech was the
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    best you have no clips from her no I'm
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    gonna get the whole thing out I'll clip
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    some from it it's mostly just
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    complaining about its it's a very good
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    I'm just recommending people go see it
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    so what just before you go what exactly
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    is the point of this conservative
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    political action quantity can come out
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    and they can all shake their fist at the
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    Liberals why
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    it held now though I mean this is hell
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    about this time every year
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    oh it's every year okay oh yeah it's
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    been on it's always on c-span it's
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    played you know
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    c-span will play it on c-span - oh oh
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    that's that's a movie no that's not
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    c-span 3 yeah so Trump comes on and he
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    does - over 2 hours of material was this
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    like new stuff worst I think most of it
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    was new yeah new material Wow
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    there's a lot of old stuff was mixed in
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    I think whenever whenever that that we
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    had that clip where like Trump has as
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    he's humorless he has no humor I guess
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    he took that to heart I don't think he
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    paid much attention to that because he
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    is pretty funny but there was my
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    favorite that I think the most classy
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    example of this get this I have this
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    article the BBC they describe this
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    speech and I'm gonna I'm gonna read a
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    quote from this article this is the
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    BBC's yeah like I was trying to find
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    stuff like you do yes I'd know the
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    problem
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    the BBC's okay no I'm not gonna find it
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    that way the me she saw all he did was
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    they use every word except lashed out
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    okay about how Trump was there just a
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    slam Buller
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    but slam lash out just trying to get the
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    title of this thing bang and I can't
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    find it anyway I know why can't find you
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    said in my hand a second ago look at
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    this one last sheet Oh anyway so they go
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    on and on about Trump's just be it was
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    it was an attack but it was all in good
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    humor and I have three accepts from the
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    speech will get the outlook for the for
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    the article as we play one of these this
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    is just I'll give you three interesting
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    examples because one of them this a 36
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    second clip this is trumpet CPAC the
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    great tariff debate and I am
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    washing this go what what is this what's
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    the great tariff debate of 1888 and the
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    debate was we didn't know what to do
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    with all the money we were making we
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    were so rich and McKinley prior to being
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    president he was very strong on
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    protecting our assets protecting our
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    country and he made statements that
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    others cannot come into our country and
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    steal our wealth and steal our jobs and
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    build their country and not defend our
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    country we can't do that we can't ever
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    allow that to happen so he's he's
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    conflating tariffs with immigration yes
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    as a matter of fact he managed to do
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    that and did it pretty well but that he
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    starts with this is where he starts with
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    one of the he kind of starts the speech
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    talking about stuff like this he's going
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    into history lessons and then he goes
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    then he goes shaggy-dog ok good love it
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    and he doesn't come back to the terrace
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    thing and I don't have the follow-up for
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    about 15 minutes maybe 20
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    I mean he's his shaggy dog approach is
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    quite entertaining here's the BBC Erica
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    says Trump launches furious attack on
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    Robert Koehler as I play these four
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    trump clips I want you to tell me if you
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    think that any of this is a furious
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    attack on anybody does bitch and moan a
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    lot but it's all very humorous so let's
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    play this is the one it's about I don't
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    know how long this is this is pretty
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    deep into the speech even though
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    according to the BBC let me read from
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    this article he called the green new
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    deal pitch buy something because as a
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    radical bid his his the president's
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    attacks ranged widely they say tax yes
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    painful attacks then he says this is
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    kind of interesting he says that he
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    started off he said where he started off
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    then I'm gonna find this let's play this
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    way they say he started off here but
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    this is actually about half way through
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    about a third of the way through this
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    how he goes off the off the rails and
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    begins to see me obtain the BBC attack
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    but this is trumpet CPAC cussing and
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    fake news they said no it's okay for
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    other nations to come in I won't use a
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    certain word cuz stop politically but
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    everybody knows the word I'd love to use
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    should I use it I won't do it that's
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    actually just right there he sounds like
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    a warm a cat warm-up act for a TV show
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    he's got a script in one hand he's
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    teaching everybody how to cheer I was
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    great our great first lady always says
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    don't use certain words please I said
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    but the audience wanted me to do it she
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    said don't do it and the problem is if I
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    do do that they won't put the little
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    preamble that we just went through
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    they'll just use the word and they'll
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    say isn't that terrible so I won't use
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    I've learned because with the fake news
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    [Applause]
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    if you tell a joke in fear sarcastic if
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    you're having fun with the audience if
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    you're in live television with millions
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    of people and 25,000 people in an arena
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    and if you say something like Russia
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    please if you can get us Hillary
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    Clinton's emails
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    please get us team elves
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    [Applause]
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    I can totally see how people think wow
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    this is just like Hitler Mussolini
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    Mussolini right
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    Hitler was not although there is
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    evidence and I've been trying to get
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    some some verification of this
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    apparently Hitler did tell jokes and a
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    lot of his speeches so everybody's
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    having a good time I'm laughing we're
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    all having fun
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    and then that fake CNN and others say
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    yes Russia to go get the email like two
  • 15:24
    weeks ago I'm watching and they're
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    talking about one of the punch PS Russia
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    for the emails these people are sick and
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    I'm telling you they know the game they
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    know the game and they play it dirty
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    dirtier than anybody's ever played the
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    game
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    [Applause]
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    nice so this is the kind of thing and
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    it's like the whole speech was this kind
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    of material it was very funny very well
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    delivered it was it was like a warm-up
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    back you're exactly this is a lot like
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    his whenever he speaks in front of like
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    a building Association or some lunch in
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    this is where he's really good and I
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    guess he treated it like one of those
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    occasions and not something that would
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    be on c-span and televised for all to to
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    criticize well his self aware because
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    this one next clip I think was this
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    where he goes off-script mmm-hmm he's
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    off script the whole thing let's face it
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    he's it was a probably twenty minute
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    speech and he goes also him somehow
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    twisted to slamming the green new deal
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    but this is the trumpets he pecked off
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    script this is a sell to me this is him
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    realizing and by the way this is what
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    the BBC said he started with which he
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    did not apparently know wasn't this was
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    nowhere near the beginning of the speech
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    but okay whatever you say see BBC and I
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    noticed this too that everybody and I'm
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    sure uh it'll be interesting with us
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    analyzed by Brooks and shields because I
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    have a
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    and shielding commentary later that
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    they're just nobody you have to watch
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    the speech if you're gonna start talking
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    about it and watch it you know you just
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    watch it and try to enjoy it I mean it's
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    very entertaining let's play this you
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    know I don't know maybe you know you
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    know I'm totally off script right thank
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    you darling
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    you know I'm totally off script right
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    now and this is how I got elected by
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    being off script and if we don't go off
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    script our country's in big trouble
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    folks because we have to get it back now
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    when I look at what's happening on the
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    other side I encourage it I say no no I
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    think the new Green Deal or whatever the
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    hell they call it the green new deal
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    right green new deal I encourage it I
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    think I think it's really something that
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    they should promote but they should work
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    hard on it's something our country needs
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    desperately they have to go out and get
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    it but I'll take the other side of that
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    argument
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    only because I'm mandated to amend it
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    but they should stay with that argument
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    ever change no plans no energy when the
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    wind stops blowing that's the end of
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    your electric let's hurry up darling
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    darling is the wind blowing today I'd
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    like to watch television darling
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    [Applause]
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    he could have added another line I've
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    got a new one which is kind of our line
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    but news came out yesterday that in Los
  • 18:45
    Angeles it was the coldest February in
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    recorded history
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    yeah and I'm thinking the green New Deal
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    was already working great yeah all right
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    so now here's the last clip I could have
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    gotten more maybe I'll get some more
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    from the next show but this was the only
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    thing that was kind of baffling I mean I
  • 19:06
    was it makes this makes you turn your
  • 19:07
    head kind of like a dog when you hear
  • 19:09
    this it's a very short clip what is he
  • 19:13
    trying to tell us he talks about crowd
  • 19:15
    so I'm constantly bugging Mercedes
  • 19:18
    whenever we have a slow moment I say
  • 19:20
    Mercedes and Sarah show them the
  • 19:23
    pictures show them and compare them with
  • 19:26
    what they put on television those
  • 19:28
    pictures were taken hours before and
  • 19:30
    remember this also not that Obama would
  • 19:33
    ever do this but we had fencing all the
  • 19:37
    way down to the Washington Monument and
  • 19:39
    it was raining and it was wet and the
  • 19:42
    grass was wet and women and men and I
  • 19:46
    consider them totally equal so I'm not
  • 19:47
    gonna say it's harder factors probably
  • 19:49
    with the men I know it's actually easier
  • 19:52
    for the women to make the walk right Wow
  • 19:56
    this is about his inauguration photo I
  • 19:58
    guess she's still bitching about it oh
  • 20:00
    my god what was the point of that
  • 20:01
    comment that women somehow are like
  • 20:05
    being wet more no he says like the women
  • 20:09
    is easier for the winter walk walked
  • 20:11
    into the men he he knows he knows I
  • 20:15
    guess he's saying fat bastards like
  • 20:17
    myself I don't know is he saying fat
  • 20:20
    guys are wimps or what does he try it
  • 20:22
    what's he implying I think cuz he's a
  • 20:23
    big man maybe that's it huh well I'm
  • 20:30
    glad you watched that oh I couldn't tell
  • 20:34
    you this just a warning for anybody
  • 20:35
    wants to watch this it's it's like with
  • 20:38
    a lot of Trump stuff is like this and
  • 20:40
    you have to admire this ability of his
  • 20:42
    and I think it's gonna have to come into
  • 20:44
    the into play with other candidates at
  • 20:46
    some point
  • 20:47
    it's are gonna have to be funnier and
  • 20:49
    better at public speaking yeah not as
  • 20:52
    orators gotcha
  • 20:54
    but as guys who can just talk to an
  • 20:56
    audience which is modern and you start
  • 20:59
    watching this and it's very hard to put
  • 21:01
    it down yeah it's a game you've got a
  • 21:04
    budget some time cuz this thing is long
  • 21:07
    addictive yeah I can understand I can
  • 21:11
    understand well good I'm glad you got
  • 21:13
    that he sounded very comfortable in his
  • 21:20
    element so to speak he went to into
  • 21:22
    another bit which I didn't record where
  • 21:24
    he talks about his about his public
  • 21:27
    speaking ability cuz he's talking first
  • 21:28
    he starts he does he's he's really an
  • 21:31
    insulting guy's I can insult comic yeah
  • 21:33
    uh he says he says I got a friend is a
  • 21:36
    everybody knows who he is a rich guy in
  • 21:38
    New York he's the richest of the riches
  • 21:40
    and sees a killer ease of Sharky's and
  • 21:41
    this ease of that I can't tell you his
  • 21:43
    name out you know who he is you know who
  • 21:45
    he is he says this guy here just rip you
  • 21:48
    to shreds to take advantage of he says
  • 21:50
    he's a good friend of mine but maybe
  • 21:51
    he's not because you'd probably screw me
  • 21:53
    if he could write he does that a lot
  • 21:55
    yeah and then he says this guy this guy
  • 21:59
    he gets in front of two people and he's
  • 22:02
    choking himself and he says he could
  • 22:03
    nine people some thing about how he
  • 22:14
    feels so much love in these audiences
  • 22:17
    that's where he doesn't have any
  • 22:18
    troubles just talking to him and he also
  • 22:20
    he with this he also gives the the m5m
  • 22:24
    just hours of material to bitch and moan
  • 22:27
    about him which is probably more
  • 22:28
    interesting than that of the Cohen stuff
  • 22:30
    they've been doing non-stop if you take
  • 22:34
    this stuff out of context or just watch
  • 22:36
    these bitches about in the speech and
  • 22:38
    just take snippets and if you wanted to
  • 22:40
    have some fun there's enough there right
  • 22:43
    right you could really make him look
  • 22:45
    like a buffoon and I don't I'm surprised
  • 22:47
    they don't do it more I think it's too
  • 22:48
    much work for one thing I don't think
  • 22:50
    they like listening to these speeches
  • 22:52
    they don't like doing a lot of work
  • 22:54
    these guys oh no the BBC's report on the
  • 22:58
    speech was just lame and
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    [Music]
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    well I did notice something else took
  • 23:06
    place just at the end of last week which
  • 23:09
    may even possibly be an exit strategy
  • 23:11
    for you and I know old fingers yes a
  • 23:16
    small a small exit strategy but yeah at
  • 23:20
    least for the rest of our lives because
  • 23:23
    we could we could make up to a million
  • 23:26
    dollars if the addressing envelopes by
  • 23:30
    selling grit newspaper I still have the
  • 23:37
    x-ray glasses no it's race specs we can
  • 23:41
    provide information which I believe I
  • 23:44
    can do leading up to the apprehension
  • 23:48
    and capture of hasma bin Laden the son
  • 23:53
    of Osama bin Laden this broke as two
  • 23:56
    spooks entered the Foreign Press
  • 24:01
    briefing at the at the State Department
  • 24:05
    hey boy these guys were super spooks
  • 24:07
    they show up in a couple of these clips
  • 24:09
    and they and the thing was billed as you
  • 24:12
    know strategy and tools against al-qaeda
  • 24:14
    of course we haven't really heard much
  • 24:15
    from al-qaeda because we thought
  • 24:17
    al-qaeda kind of morphed and it became
  • 24:23
    what we were told well it turns out the
  • 24:27
    story's a little bit different it was
  • 24:28
    eliminated but now we've got this guy
  • 24:30
    all of a sudden out of the blue for no
  • 24:32
    reason whatsoever we get these reports
  • 24:36
    we'll start off with the Central
  • 24:37
    Intelligence broadcast system they
  • 24:39
    report from CBS we have only a few
  • 24:41
    images of him his current age his guess
  • 24:44
    and why why on these packages they throw
  • 24:48
    together you know at the end of the week
  • 24:50
    why they have a brit voicing it is
  • 24:52
    beyond me this is it because she's
  • 24:55
    actually from british intelligence and
  • 24:58
    she wrote the scripts i mean oh you
  • 24:59
    might as well voices yes something like
  • 25:01
    that we have only a few images of him
  • 25:04
    his current age his guest to be around
  • 25:06
    30 and he's believed to be living in
  • 25:09
    hiding in either Pakistan or Afghanistan
  • 25:12
    Hamzah bin Laden is a figure shrouded in
  • 25:15
    mystery but the State Department says
  • 25:17
    he's emerging as a leader of al-qaeda
  • 25:19
    and some think a possible replacement
  • 25:21
    for the terror groups current top leader
  • 25:24
    Ayman al-zawahiri he seems to be very
  • 25:27
    charismatic ally sufen is a former FBI
  • 25:30
    agent and expert on al-qaeda bringing
  • 25:33
    spooks he has been groomed since his
  • 25:38
    father's death to take a more senior
  • 25:41
    role in the organization's it's great it
  • 25:45
    gets better comes a bin Laden grew up a
  • 25:47
    poster child for al-qaeda appearing in
  • 25:50
    propaganda videos like this one and
  • 25:52
    thought to be his father
  • 25:54
    Osama bin Laden's favorite son let me
  • 25:57
    tell you if you first of all you would
  • 25:59
    ask me Osama bin Laden's sons name I
  • 26:01
    wouldn't have known it that really would
  • 26:02
    have had and and to be able to pull a
  • 26:07
    clip of some kid you know here he is
  • 26:09
    here's the kid I mean that's that's
  • 26:11
    pretty good end of the week maybe CBS
  • 26:16
    he's threatened America in audio
  • 26:19
    recordings yet only now has the US
  • 26:21
    government offered money for help
  • 26:23
    capturing him just the fact that he is
  • 26:25
    beloved and son create the belief out
  • 26:29
    there that he might be able to you know
  • 26:32
    try at least to fill his father's shoes
  • 26:37
    Ali Soufan believes al Qaeda is
  • 26:39
    potentially more dangerous than ever
  • 26:41
    before the terrorist group and its
  • 26:44
    affiliates are estimated to have tens of
  • 26:46
    thousands of fighters across the Middle
  • 26:48
    East and Africa now whenever we hear a
  • 26:50
    report like this I mean not just by we
  • 26:52
    had some Pakistani of origin Pakistani
  • 26:55
    producers at the meet up yesterday and
  • 26:57
    like all you guys are spot on
  • 26:58
    with with Modi and it just being an
  • 27:00
    election year and causing some crap and
  • 27:02
    Kashmir we whenever this happens we know
  • 27:04
    it's election time we all stock up on
  • 27:06
    food because you never know how long
  • 27:08
    it'll last
  • 27:09
    it's the same with this when you bring
  • 27:11
    out a kid and you say oh he's gonna be
  • 27:13
    the new leader and then add in little
  • 27:15
    bit little elements which I had to get
  • 27:17
    these different reports to find them all
  • 27:20
    you know it's like well yeah he's he's
  • 27:24
    coming back
  • 27:26
    and well listen to the BBC who again
  • 27:29
    clearly their intelligence outfit has
  • 27:32
    something to do with their reporters
  • 27:33
    better than CBS and and the kicker for
  • 27:35
    the the impetus for all this was that
  • 27:39
    Saudi Arabia the kingdom of sa stripped
  • 27:44
    him of his citizenship now yeah who
  • 27:48
    could make that happen there's only one
  • 27:51
    there's only one house the White House
  • 27:54
    calls up Saudi Arabia says alright we
  • 27:57
    need this guy we need to start some crap
  • 27:59
    somewhere you've got a setup for that
  • 28:02
    false leg I've been predicting well
  • 28:04
    maybe yes very possibly again for our
  • 28:08
    million dollar payout up to a million I
  • 28:10
    might add they're not promising a
  • 28:12
    million it's up to up to a million says
  • 28:18
    it right there on the poster so you'll
  • 28:19
    probably hey good work no agenda yeah
  • 28:21
    give me a knighthood no thanks
  • 28:24
    listen to the BBC report new information
  • 28:26
    some breaking news now to bring you from
  • 28:29
    Saudi Arabia Saudi Arabia has stripped
  • 28:32
    the son of the late al-qaeda leader
  • 28:35
    Osama bin Laden of his Saudi nationality
  • 28:37
    we're told the royal decree was
  • 28:39
    published in the Official Gazette it
  • 28:42
    comes out I need to read the Saudi
  • 28:44
    Gazette as the United States is offering
  • 28:47
    a million dollar reward for information
  • 28:49
    up to about Hamza bin Laden the US
  • 28:54
    officials say that he is emerging as the
  • 28:56
    leader of the Islamist militant group in
  • 28:58
    recent years he's called on followers to
  • 28:59
    take revenge on the US and its allies
  • 29:01
    for the killing of his father who
  • 29:03
    ordered the 9/11 attacks our Washington
  • 29:05
    correspondent Chris Buckley reports so
  • 29:07
    there's only a couple people who make
  • 29:09
    that phone call for this stripping of
  • 29:11
    your nationality which I've never heard
  • 29:14
    Saudi Arabia do that's a Kushner call
  • 29:17
    Kushner or Trump or someone from the
  • 29:19
    White House ah you gotta set this up for
  • 29:21
    so they do that the BBC they go all out
  • 29:23
    let's just remind everybody about this
  • 29:26
    guy's dad okay the United States has
  • 29:28
    published a wanted poster for Hamza bin
  • 29:30
    Laden and they believe this is a new
  • 29:33
    face of al Qaeda the group has been
  • 29:35
    responsible for many
  • 29:36
    and bombings but none were more
  • 29:38
    devastating than this on September the
  • 29:41
    11th 2001 its members flew planes into
  • 29:44
    the Twin Towers of New York's World
  • 29:46
    Trade Center one of a series of
  • 29:49
    murderous attacks on America apparently
  • 29:51
    masterminded by Osama bin Laden like the
  • 29:54
    apparently masterminded almost two
  • 29:57
    decades on the US has new concerns about
  • 29:59
    Al Qaeda and its leaders son has been
  • 30:03
    has released audio and video messages on
  • 30:06
    the internet calling on his followers to
  • 30:09
    launch attacks against the United States
  • 30:11
    and its Western allies and he has
  • 30:13
    threatened two attacks against the
  • 30:15
    United States in revenge for the May
  • 30:17
    2011 killing of his father after a
  • 30:21
    10-year search Osama bin Laden was found
  • 30:23
    at a safe house in Pakistan and killed
  • 30:26
    in an operation ordered by the then
  • 30:27
    President Barack Obama after a firefight
  • 30:30
    they killed Osama bin Laden and took
  • 30:32
    custody of his body in the compound they
  • 30:36
    find letter suggests he was grooming his
  • 30:38
    son home so it's the same report the
  • 30:41
    same report by the way I watched the
  • 30:43
    25-minute spook session at the State
  • 30:46
    Department they didn't mention any of
  • 30:47
    this some some briefing went out with
  • 30:49
    all these little details you know about
  • 30:52
    all these little things that he's been
  • 30:53
    doing to succeed him on my intelligence
  • 30:56
    officials believe he is emerging as a
  • 30:58
    key leader in the extremist group
  • 31:00
    today's al Qaeda is not stagnant it's
  • 31:03
    rebuilding and it continues to threaten
  • 31:06
    the United States and our allies the
  • 31:08
    u.s. is offering 1 million dollars for
  • 31:11
    information that leads them to Hamza bin
  • 31:13
    Laden officials believe he could be in
  • 31:15
    Afghanistan Pakistan or Iran but they
  • 31:18
    admit now becomes important is it
  • 31:25
    Pakistan Iran Afghanistan where is it
  • 31:29
    gotta throw it but you know we got to
  • 31:31
    think strategically I want to play a
  • 31:33
    little bit of these 2 spoon of a Sunni
  • 31:38
    Muslim like this guy being in a shiite
  • 31:41
    world of Iran and hanging out there as
  • 31:44
    being no chance
  • 31:46
    no that is bullcrap they just threw a
  • 31:49
    run in there cuz I think this is still
  • 31:50
    part of the scheme to do false flag so
  • 31:52
    we can invader robbed by Columbus on I
  • 31:54
    think you're right but there is
  • 31:56
    something else going on but let's just
  • 31:58
    stick with the idea that al-qaida is now
  • 32:01
    coming back and I didn't know this but
  • 32:04
    when we killed Osama bin Laden
  • 32:06
    we found documents that said he was
  • 32:08
    grooming his son it's funny I don't
  • 32:10
    remember this
  • 32:12
    and there's the BBC reporting it I just
  • 32:15
    don't remember this so then one
  • 32:17
    brilliant I think he's from Egypt maybe
  • 32:20
    one brilliant journalist remembered some
  • 32:23
    of the things that we were always
  • 32:24
    laughing about if you recall al-qaeda
  • 32:27
    did a lot of branding and rebranding do
  • 32:32
    you remember this they would it was
  • 32:35
    always all either rebranding themselves
  • 32:39
    [Music]
  • 32:41
    the franchising when they went to the
  • 32:43
    franchise board and started the
  • 32:45
    franchising that's when we got all these
  • 32:47
    different rebranding efforts and one of
  • 32:49
    the journalists asked the two states
  • 32:51
    books about it I was wondering whether
  • 32:53
    he could elaborate a bit more also the
  • 32:54
    question of rebranding of certain groups
  • 32:57
    there is no other terrorist organization
  • 33:01
    organization in the world has ever
  • 33:03
    talked about rebranding but al Qaeda
  • 33:05
    it's just it's banned but this guy's
  • 33:07
    kind of on to it he says some
  • 33:09
    interesting things I think there was a
  • 33:12
    rumor a few years ago that Al Qaeda or
  • 33:15
    other fundamental radical groups had
  • 33:19
    then taken the the label of Isis because
  • 33:22
    it was very successful and so I suppose
  • 33:25
    there's no coincidence that now that the
  • 33:28
    fortune of Isis is going down that you
  • 33:30
    are reminding the world that al Qaeda is
  • 33:34
    still out there I thought is his way of
  • 33:37
    this framing this question the tense
  • 33:40
    very interesting he says hey I guess
  • 33:41
    that now that Isis is kind of on the
  • 33:43
    outs it's no coincidence you guys are
  • 33:45
    reminding us that al Qaeda is still out
  • 33:48
    there
  • 33:49
    it's an insulting question because
  • 33:55
    listen to what you have to say precisely
  • 33:58
    I suppose there's no coincidence that
  • 34:00
    now that the fortune of Isis is going
  • 34:03
    down that you're reminding the world
  • 34:06
    that al Qaeda is still out there on the
  • 34:09
    question of shifting allegiances Isis
  • 34:13
    grew out of al Qaeda what we the
  • 34:15
    organization we now know as Isis was
  • 34:17
    originally known as al Qaeda in Iraq we
  • 34:21
    so we have to be aware of the fact that
  • 34:23
    boundaries between organizations can
  • 34:25
    sometimes be fluid almost one rises and
  • 34:27
    one falls there might be movement
  • 34:29
    between them listen to this bullshit
  • 34:32
    this guy is he's not answering the
  • 34:35
    question
  • 34:35
    because he knows he's been had and he's
  • 34:37
    just talking marketing crap at this
  • 34:39
    point in a terrorism briefing to be
  • 34:41
    aware of the fact that boundaries
  • 34:43
    between organizations can sometimes be
  • 34:45
    fluid yes I know it's a hard rock East
  • 34:47
    hard rock West you never know who you're
  • 34:49
    dealing with and as one Rises and one
  • 34:51
    falls there might be movement between
  • 34:52
    them it's risk and so we addressed the
  • 34:55
    risk and prepare for risk as far as
  • 34:58
    rebranding the problem that we've
  • 35:01
    encountered around the world in a number
  • 35:03
    of different countries is efforts by Al
  • 35:07
    Qaeda networks affiliates individuals to
  • 35:12
    portray themselves as more moderate to
  • 35:15
    portray themselves not as terrorists but
  • 35:18
    as political actors the United States is
  • 35:21
    not fooled by these efforts if you walk
  • 35:24
    like a terrorist and talk like a
  • 35:26
    terrorist you're a terrorist oh okay our
  • 35:28
    designations policy reflects that
  • 35:31
    reality and that's our policy
  • 35:32
    if you walk like a terrace and talk like
  • 35:34
    a terrorist dagnabbit your terrorist son
  • 35:38
    it's like if you're innocent until
  • 35:41
    alleged okay this guy definitely set
  • 35:47
    those got him on sharpening okay the
  • 35:50
    Today Show is the final the final comp
  • 35:53
    balázs clip here The Today Show added
  • 35:56
    another gem because remember we're doing
  • 35:59
    this for a reason we've mean
  • 36:02
    to put up an up to a million dollar
  • 36:04
    bounty on this guy's head which was the
  • 36:06
    lead it was the headline that a big
  • 36:07
    poster on stage Mill upped up two little
  • 36:10
    letters up to we never heard of it like
  • 36:12
    I said in the newsletter and I had a
  • 36:13
    great picture of him by the way he
  • 36:15
    shouldn't you probably I did I saw it
  • 36:16
    with a don't drone media don't throw me
  • 36:19
    bro it looks like he looks like a guy if
  • 36:23
    you look at that pity looks like a guy
  • 36:24
    who stinks himself as a lady killer I
  • 36:26
    also believe he's 33 years old I've seen
  • 36:29
    different numbers in the 30 but she's
  • 36:32
    funnier would be this much funnier but
  • 36:35
    he looks like the ladies ladies ladies
  • 36:37
    man he's also wearing that black rope
  • 36:42
    around the his headdress mm-hmm and
  • 36:45
    generally speaking that super terrorist
  • 36:47
    and was it a really super terrorist
  • 36:49
    terrorist they never wear that that's
  • 36:52
    considered an a an adornment that's an
  • 36:55
    insult to Allah so they generally don't
  • 36:59
    wear him in so when you see a group of
  • 37:00
    people and they're ones without that
  • 37:02
    black thing going around there that's
  • 37:04
    tighten it up it's like I say it's like
  • 37:06
    a band right if they're not wearing that
  • 37:08
    I don't think Osama normally wore one
  • 37:11
    either that's usually someone who's an
  • 37:13
    extremist no and they're always you can
  • 37:16
    see and they're all over the place and
  • 37:18
    this kid having that on really makes me
  • 37:20
    question and within this white it could
  • 37:22
    have been a saudi color which would be a
  • 37:25
    red checked i mean there's a lot of
  • 37:27
    things that are wrong with this whole
  • 37:29
    this thing is bullcrap oh yeah well but
  • 37:32
    i'm thinking i don't want you to think
  • 37:33
    about what about this if Osama was CIA
  • 37:38
    from the get-go hmm which some people
  • 37:41
    believe sure and it's not it's and it's
  • 37:44
    one of the many ways you can look at the
  • 37:46
    alternate histories if he was CIA just
  • 37:49
    say al Qaeda is CIA could hold his State
  • 37:53
    Department and but let's just say that
  • 37:56
    if he was CA is it possible that the kid
  • 38:00
    is like an asset that needs to be what
  • 38:04
    do you call when you get the guy out of
  • 38:05
    the field yeah extract extract has to be
  • 38:08
    extract no no no this kid may not even
  • 38:10
    be alive it's unimportant it made let me
  • 38:14
    one more thing how many kids overall did
  • 38:17
    Obama know Obama Osama have Oh eighty no
  • 38:21
    no I think he had six right no no he had
  • 38:25
    they don't even know but it's between
  • 38:27
    twenty and twenty six kids but this one
  • 38:31
    they found the writings that this one
  • 38:33
    was being groomed this is the one this
  • 38:36
    was the favorite this is this is the guy
  • 38:38
    he was he's taken over he's becoming the
  • 38:41
    new leader he's put out stuff on the
  • 38:43
    internet which I haven't seen I haven't
  • 38:45
    heard it I'm I haven't looked at this
  • 38:47
    site Intel group yet but I'm sure they
  • 38:49
    have something that they put up there
  • 38:51
    that sounds like somebody being pissed
  • 38:52
    off about America
  • 38:54
    it is revenge revenge so he's saying I'm
  • 38:58
    gonna attack the u.s. I'm gonna attack
  • 39:00
    their allies in Western Europe this
  • 39:02
    means we have to go get this guy we
  • 39:05
    gotta find him
  • 39:06
    we got a smoke them out and and just add
  • 39:10
    a little bit of just some nice color NBC
  • 39:14
    Today Show they deserve a gold star
  • 39:16
    Hamza bin Laden classified as a
  • 39:19
    terrorist by the US government since
  • 39:21
    2017 but now they're upping the ante and
  • 39:24
    offering money for information on his
  • 39:27
    whereabouts his father was the world's
  • 39:31
    most infamous terrorist responsible for
  • 39:34
    the 9/11 attacks on the United States
  • 39:36
    now the son of Osama bin Laden hamza has
  • 39:40
    a bounty on his own head this morning
  • 39:43
    the US State Department is offering up
  • 39:45
    to a million dollar reward for anyone
  • 39:48
    who can reveal Hamza bin Laden's
  • 39:50
    whereabouts according to the State
  • 39:52
    Department Hamza is emerging as a leader
  • 39:54
    of al-qaeda and it's released video
  • 39:57
    calling for attacks on the US revenge
  • 40:00
    for his father's death I can report to
  • 40:03
    the American people and to the world
  • 40:04
    that the United States has conducted an
  • 40:07
    operation that killed Osama bin Laden
  • 40:10
    his father Osama and brother Khalid
  • 40:12
    killed by US Navy SEALs during a raid in
  • 40:15
    Pakistan in 2011 relatively little is
  • 40:19
    known about Hamza he's thought to be
  • 40:21
    around 30 years old and was most
  • 40:23
    recently seen at his wedding in video
  • 40:26
    released by the CIA
  • 40:28
    several years ago it for it's believed
  • 40:30
    he may have married the daughter of
  • 40:32
    Muhammad Atta lead hijacker and
  • 40:34
    mastermind of the 9/11 attacks doesn't
  • 40:38
    get any better and who masterminded the
  • 40:43
    9/11 attacks has gotten married to the
  • 40:46
    daughter of Muhammad Atta it just
  • 40:49
    doesn't get better than this this guy is
  • 40:51
    really two years ago Hamza bin Laden was
  • 40:55
    named a specially designated global
  • 40:57
    terrorist by the United States on Friday
  • 41:00
    Saudi Arabia announced it had revoked
  • 41:02
    his citizenship but as whereabouts
  • 41:05
    remain a mystery it is not just a cash
  • 41:09
    reward the US government is also
  • 41:11
    promising absolute confidentiality and
  • 41:14
    even relocation we will get we'd they
  • 41:21
    will relocate us we can start a new
  • 41:24
    podcast under new names and new
  • 41:26
    identities with a million bucks cool mil
  • 41:29
    in our pocket up too and I'd like to I'd
  • 41:33
    like this show to take credit because I
  • 41:34
    know exactly where he is
  • 41:36
    alright we're listening and I've been
  • 41:39
    paying attention to the region because
  • 41:41
    you've been talking about some kind of
  • 41:43
    strike you know some false flag we've
  • 41:45
    been analyzing what can be done with
  • 41:47
    Iran now you obviously he's not hiding
  • 41:50
    in Iran but do I think I know yes I went
  • 41:54
    and looked up news stories country after
  • 41:57
    country and wow I think I hit it I can
  • 42:02
    with a surety say Kozma bin Laden is
  • 42:06
    hiding out in Tajikistan to be specific
  • 42:10
    on Yi aan why i arne tajikistan i think
  • 42:16
    he may even have an existing compound
  • 42:18
    there that he owned or his dad owned and
  • 42:20
    if you look at what's happening with
  • 42:22
    tajikistan we have a number of problems
  • 42:24
    just this morning children barred from
  • 42:27
    attending church five thighs 5000 Bible
  • 42:29
    verse calendars burned Tajikistan
  • 42:33
    kidnapped a jeek activist
  • 42:39
    is terrible horrible no it's the worst
  • 42:41
    ever I mean these are m5m headlines from
  • 42:44
    the past 24 hours my favorite though has
  • 42:48
    got to be this one this week's China
  • 42:50
    News headlines
  • 42:51
    remember you never saw us here that's
  • 42:55
    what this Chinese soldier told a
  • 42:56
    Washington Post reporter in Tajikistan
  • 42:58
    I'm guessing that soldier has never met
  • 43:01
    a reporter before the soldier was
  • 43:04
    shopping in a small bazaar in
  • 43:05
    southeastern Tajikistan near the borders
  • 43:07
    with China and Afghanistan it's about 85
  • 43:10
    miles from a secret Chinese military
  • 43:13
    outpost I mean not so secret that you
  • 43:16
    can't see it from satellite photos or in
  • 43:19
    this photo taken by the Washington Post
  • 43:21
    reporter or from the reports of nearby
  • 43:24
    villagers who say they've seen dozens
  • 43:26
    possibly hundreds of Chinese troops over
  • 43:28
    the past three years but other than that
  • 43:30
    nobody knows about China's secret
  • 43:32
    military base in Tajikistan unless you
  • 43:35
    watch China uncensored don't read The
  • 43:37
    Washington Post
  • 43:37
    obviously it's very difficult to get
  • 43:39
    clips about China from Chinese news
  • 43:42
    organizations if they do any news on
  • 43:43
    this actually Chinese uncensored is in
  • 43:46
    English I believe it is it is and it's
  • 43:49
    kind of a it's a sarcastic is just I
  • 43:53
    just wanted the piece about the I just
  • 43:55
    wanted some audio really of the Chinese
  • 43:58
    base which initially the Indians India
  • 44:00
    was going to take over this base and
  • 44:03
    build it up and then Tajikistan cut a
  • 44:06
    new deal with the Chinese and if you
  • 44:08
    look at the location of Tajikistan it is
  • 44:11
    in the perfect strategic spot to do all
  • 44:15
    kinds of crazy shit and we probably
  • 44:17
    should stop the Chinese while we're at
  • 44:19
    it because they are starting a base
  • 44:21
    right there now's the time to go in
  • 44:23
    now's the time to go after some
  • 44:25
    terrorists we could smoke them out and I
  • 44:29
    am Telling the US authorities right now
  • 44:32
    that that is not that they don't know it
  • 44:34
    because of course they know exactly what
  • 44:37
    they're gonna do it's not about finding
  • 44:38
    him is who do we need to rubble eyes
  • 44:39
    next
  • 44:40
    I'm calling Tajikistan
  • 44:43
    well I'm not gonna argue with that would
  • 44:45
    be the target for rebel ization although
  • 44:47
    I still think I still - well I think the
  • 44:53
    real target of a rebel ization is Iran
  • 44:55
    but oh sure it wouldn't surprise me but
  • 45:00
    it's a perfect spot there it's right
  • 45:02
    there it's China Afghanistan Pakistan
  • 45:05
    middle of everything is a beautiful
  • 45:07
    space I'm not mistaken it's supposed to
  • 45:10
    be a a really cool place to visit it's a
  • 45:13
    great country for entertaining
  • 45:18
    let's look into Tajikistan you got me a
  • 45:21
    little flat-footed yeah you know it's
  • 45:23
    I've been I've been paying attention
  • 45:25
    I thought maybe Kyrgyzstan but there's
  • 45:27
    nothing the Kyrgyz saunas nothing but
  • 45:29
    good news in your kyrgyzstan fighting
  • 45:31
    prejudice one hijab at a time yeah so
  • 45:34
    the oh no they're all the good guys over
  • 45:35
    there in Kyrgyzstan but Tajikistan yeah
  • 45:39
    so we will probably you know wind up
  • 45:43
    killing this guy this kid in Tajikistan
  • 45:45
    throw his body in the water you know
  • 45:47
    according to Muslim tradition make sure
  • 45:50
    we have pictures that we can within 10
  • 45:52
    minutes make sure we have pictures we
  • 45:54
    can't ever show you because you know
  • 45:55
    you'd be too horrified versus anything
  • 45:58
    on Netflix okay that's fine
  • 46:03
    now the timeline I don't know but it
  • 46:04
    seems like they you know this so out of
  • 46:12
    the blue this kid it's it's almost like
  • 46:16
    people should be shaking their head
  • 46:18
    saying what day what did he specifically
  • 46:21
    what has he done they ran a story before
  • 46:24
    they even had any more she could tell
  • 46:27
    about him they're developing those now
  • 46:29
    yes well there's my guest yes witness
  • 46:32
    the he probably married Mohammed Atta's
  • 46:34
    daughter are you kidding me yeah that's
  • 46:38
    just yeah now you now you're pushing it
  • 46:41
    but the entire news media is all over
  • 46:44
    the story and I have the PBS report
  • 46:46
    which has been laden kid what did he do
  • 46:48
    is my question and and this is only 20
  • 46:51
    they only gave him 25 seconds the US
  • 46:55
    Department of State is offering a 1
  • 46:57
    million dollar bounty why doesn't why is
  • 47:00
    no one correct on this why don't they
  • 47:01
    say what it really is up to 1 million
  • 47:04
    dollars I mean how can you it is a it's
  • 47:08
    a journalistic error yes the US
  • 47:10
    Department of State is offering a 1
  • 47:11
    million dollar bounty for information
  • 47:14
    leading to the capture of Osama bin
  • 47:16
    Laden's son Hamza he's believed to be
  • 47:19
    the new leader of al-qaeda
  • 47:20
    Hamza bin Laden has threatened attacks
  • 47:23
    against the US and its allies in
  • 47:25
    retaliation for his father's death in
  • 47:27
    2011 the government of Saudi Arabia has
  • 47:31
    also announced that it
  • 47:32
    stripped bin Laden's citizenship again
  • 47:36
    this this stripping the citizenship it's
  • 47:38
    to me and to no agenda thinkers it's
  • 47:41
    obvious it's obvious it's bullcrap
  • 47:44
    he's just strip demoted citizenship well
  • 47:47
    that must mean he's a terrorist the
  • 47:51
    whole thing is anyway there's obviously
  • 47:54
    leading into something else and we'll
  • 47:55
    see what it is but now exactly it's a
  • 47:57
    scam
  • 47:58
    I found another little gem for us to
  • 48:02
    discuss Ebola in the Democratic Republic
  • 48:06
    of Congo which is another thing that
  • 48:09
    we're trained to um be on the lookout
  • 48:10
    for when when it's like Ebola strikes
  • 48:13
    there's always military that goes in
  • 48:15
    after that and typically there's no no
  • 48:17
    huge epidemic of Ebola and we went
  • 48:20
    through it went through that we went
  • 48:21
    through Zika somebody gets rousted that
  • 48:23
    we never hear about so now we're back to
  • 48:26
    to the Democratic Republic of Congo
  • 48:28
    which still is in strife because of
  • 48:31
    their elections and shields being put in
  • 48:33
    a very important country mainly for
  • 48:36
    northern for the northern part we're
  • 48:39
    aware we have the small batch artisan
  • 48:41
    cobalt being mined by small batch
  • 48:44
    children fingers bleeding and that goes
  • 48:47
    into your iPhone or your Huawei or
  • 48:50
    whatever it is this Chinese all over the
  • 48:51
    place there so you know it's there's
  • 48:54
    issues and we need to protect that and
  • 48:56
    so we had Doctors Without Borders up
  • 48:58
    there medicines on pompeia that doing
  • 49:02
    their thing with Ebola and strangely
  • 49:04
    enough the population there is so angry
  • 49:08
    that they think it's a good idea to go
  • 49:11
    and break down and burn this tent city
  • 49:15
    of people who have Ebola inside of it
  • 49:18
    and this so I'm sure that's really
  • 49:22
    believable that the population who's
  • 49:25
    seen people shit their guts out and died
  • 49:28
    although we don't have any footage of
  • 49:31
    that recently we just see some tents and
  • 49:32
    stuff and some doctors but okay we'll
  • 49:34
    have to believe it so yeah you know what
  • 49:37
    let's just go and torch the place the
  • 49:39
    first attack was last Sunday night yeah
  • 49:42
    it started around 10 o'clock
  • 49:44
    emanuelle Mazar is
  • 49:45
    on the ground emergency coordinator for
  • 49:47
    Doctors Without Borders
  • 49:49
    he says anywhere from twenty to a
  • 49:51
    hundred men converged on their treatment
  • 49:53
    center in a rural area called cot WA and
  • 49:55
    they started to throw stones inside and
  • 49:58
    then they started to put part of the
  • 50:00
    center on fire all the logistical and
  • 50:04
    modern sanitation equipments after about
  • 50:07
    15 minutes they scattered but the center
  • 50:09
    was already in ruins the next attack was
  • 50:13
    Wednesday night at a treatment center
  • 50:14
    seven miles away in a city called loot
  • 50:16
    Ambo this was even more violent so a car
  • 50:20
    was used to break the gate there was men
  • 50:22
    inside they divided in different teams
  • 50:25
    they start to destroy things the police
  • 50:29
    arrived there was a 30-minute gun battle
  • 50:32
    in which one officer was killed and
  • 50:34
    meanwhile there are nearly 60 patients
  • 50:37
    in the center suspected or confirmed to
  • 50:40
    have Ebola many of them just picked up
  • 50:42
    and ran Messara arrived on the scene
  • 50:44
    okay so you're in the tent dying of
  • 50:47
    Ebola you just pick up and run I mean I
  • 50:53
    was pretty sketchy soon after and he
  • 50:55
    says everyone was traumatized you were
  • 50:58
    afraid for your life you'd feel
  • 51:00
    completely helpless most of the patients
  • 51:02
    have been located and moved to a center
  • 51:04
    operated by another charity called Alima
  • 51:06
    mistrust is high in this part of Congo
  • 51:08
    he notes that it's an isolated
  • 51:10
    impoverished area with a history of
  • 51:12
    armed conflict that's made people wary
  • 51:14
    of outsiders and they've never seen
  • 51:16
    Ebola before so it's not surprising that
  • 51:19
    they're gonna be suspicious
  • 51:20
    well I know and now all of a sudden
  • 51:22
    these people have never seen Ebola
  • 51:24
    before it's as if they threw that in
  • 51:26
    there so that you can understand why
  • 51:28
    these morons would want people with
  • 51:30
    Ebola running around I'm sure they know
  • 51:33
    what Ebola is this can't be a truthful
  • 51:37
    report it impoverished area with a
  • 51:39
    history of armed conflict that's made
  • 51:41
    people wary of outsiders and they've
  • 51:43
    never seen Ebola before so it's not
  • 51:45
    surprising that they're gonna be
  • 51:47
    suspicious when a bunch of foreigners
  • 51:49
    show up and start insisting that as soon
  • 51:51
    as your child or mother has a fetus what
  • 51:53
    this sounds like here is a cover story
  • 51:55
    for what this really is
  • 51:57
    which is probably a bunch of yeah
  • 51:59
    with guns hiding in these tents to do
  • 52:01
    whatever and now's like well of course
  • 52:04
    these people have never seen Ebola they
  • 52:05
    don't really I'm sure they were worried
  • 52:07
    about this Doctors Without Borders have
  • 52:09
    been in Africa for decades and now oh
  • 52:12
    now we're worried about him you're
  • 52:14
    covering NPR with a history of arms on
  • 52:17
    pages yeah that's made people were you
  • 52:20
    I don't think NPR knows what is what's
  • 52:22
    going on at all and they're just giving
  • 52:23
    us a bogus report that somebody gave him
  • 52:25
    to read Outsiders and they've never seen
  • 52:27
    Ebola before so it's not surprising that
  • 52:30
    they're gonna be suspicious when a bunch
  • 52:32
    of foreigners show up and start
  • 52:33
    insisting that as soon as your child or
  • 52:35
    mother has a fever you have to send them
  • 52:37
    off to strangers in these plastic suits
  • 52:40
    the group won't resume operations until
  • 52:42
    it can be sure that it has the full
  • 52:44
    support of the community we have not
  • 52:46
    been communicating enough with the
  • 52:48
    population normally Doctors Without
  • 52:50
    Borders specializes in caring for
  • 52:52
    patients but they're thinking in this
  • 52:54
    case maybe they need to shift gears and
  • 52:56
    focus on engaging the community okay so
  • 52:59
    they'd need more PR to explain to the
  • 53:01
    Africans there who apparently are stupid
  • 53:03
    what's really going on what caught my
  • 53:05
    eye in all reports of this is the line
  • 53:10
    they have temporarily handed over
  • 53:13
    operations to a Lima which I had never
  • 53:17
    heard of before
  • 53:18
    I have we've talked about him I think a
  • 53:20
    Lima is the Alliance for international
  • 53:23
    medical action I had I can't remember
  • 53:27
    but I did look up their board of
  • 53:29
    directors well well well yes I bet you
  • 53:34
    found some yes besides well the
  • 53:35
    president dr. Pierre creme you now he's
  • 53:38
    from Kanda Naevia and he worked at the
  • 53:43
    analysis group I don't have to tell you
  • 53:45
    what kind of thing think that is but
  • 53:46
    right underneath him the director the
  • 53:49
    former director of the Clinton Health
  • 53:50
    Access Initiative is on the board of
  • 53:52
    directors the phony pill delivers oh
  • 53:55
    yeah then we've got a woods whole person
  • 53:57
    that's a spook then we have where was my
  • 54:02
    favorite here we have Catherine Dumais
  • 54:04
    our / she's from the working group in C
  • 54:08
    in the Security Council which is a
  • 54:10
    non-governmental organization
  • 54:12
    sounds like something medical to me not
  • 54:14
    really
  • 54:17
    then we have some bankers Agustin Ogier
  • 54:23
    secretary-general of Alima co-opted
  • 54:26
    board member of a Lima USA and then a
  • 54:28
    very interesting
  • 54:30
    Glenda Hersh because you know if you're
  • 54:32
    an organization organization like this
  • 54:34
    and what we kind of believe now I think
  • 54:37
    we I believe it is that these
  • 54:39
    organizations are staging things they're
  • 54:42
    you know they're covering up their runs
  • 54:44
    their fronts
  • 54:45
    Glenda Hersh an award winning an Emmy
  • 54:49
    award-winning television producer he'll
  • 54:53
    she got to do with this well when I saw
  • 54:56
    her description award-winning Emmy
  • 55:00
    award-winning producer and co-president
  • 55:02
    of truly original media two of
  • 55:04
    televisions leading producers of
  • 55:06
    unscripted programming I went huh I
  • 55:09
    wonder what she really does and why she
  • 55:13
    is the owner of the production company
  • 55:17
    that produces Real Housewives of Atlanta
  • 55:21
    stripped ink angel summer house hack my
  • 55:26
    life our wildlife she's a reality
  • 55:29
    television producer that make sense this
  • 55:35
    is the kind of person you want on your
  • 55:36
    board if you're creating some kind of
  • 55:38
    information yes exactly
  • 55:44
    so we need to keep our eye on DRC
  • 55:47
    because this well control of your
  • 55:54
    explaining you have that little
  • 55:56
    transition where the doctors without
  • 55:57
    borders have to set this thing up and
  • 55:59
    okay we'll give you a lot of money you
  • 56:02
    can use the money okay okay will do and
  • 56:03
    then they got fed up said you guys take
  • 56:05
    it now hey we're doing this for you
  • 56:07
    first your hand over see it a little
  • 56:11
    sooner than you want it but we got to
  • 56:13
    get out of here
  • 56:15
    and over 3,000 troops Isis a virus the
  • 56:22
    killer from Nigeria
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    [Applause]
  • 56:28
    it will take over can't wait to see what
  • 56:33
    the next move is but we've got our eye
  • 56:35
    on you yeah we'll figure it out and with
  • 56:39
    that I'd like to thank you for your
  • 56:40
    occurred to say in the morning to you
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    the man who put the C & c-span 3 John C
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    well in the morning to you miss you have
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    across the morning if boots on the
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    ground feet in the air subs in the water
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    all the Dame is tonight's up in the
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    morning to the troll room trolls thanks
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    for being here met a lot of the trolls
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    at the meetup yesterday and they are at
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    no agenda stream comm where they're
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    always hanging out and giving us
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    one-liners keeping us on the straight
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    and narrow and trolling just pure
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    jokes oh you mean in this in the
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    chatroom the trial we call it the troll
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    room exactly that the troll room in the
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    morning - Adam at sea now this was a
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    classic evergreen that we used on the
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    artwork for episode 11 16 years ago yes
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    it was I think it was yeah even what
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    listens to the show anymore he may not
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    he didn't claim his his his prize were
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    being chosen as artwork but it was just
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    it was a beautiful piece little 33 I
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    think is a hard number sign yeah very
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    artsy from the title of that episode was
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    GND mou roi which if you were wondering
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    stands for green new deal Memorandum of
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    very relevant to that episode and we
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    thank padam at sea wherever he is if
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    so we have a few people to think now do
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    you have a separate list or they all
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    incorporated it yeah I have a separate
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    list I have a separate list and notes
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    do you want to do that as a separate
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    segment yeah
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    I think we should do it now think we do
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    it all together I mean that okay well
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    let's start waiting to exalt it says
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    associate executive and executive
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    producers for show 1117 like okay what
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    do you know I can't know what do you
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    know we're yeah we're gonna do what
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    we're gonna do the meet up first is up
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    to you yeah I think was asking yeah
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    maybe misunderstood yeah I'd like to do
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    the meet up notes first that I'm go
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    through them as quick as possible
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    no we do all the me up notes like it is
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    last time yeah okay once you do that and
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    then we'll go to the regular list yes
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    good idea alright and I have notes oh
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    and we have the two knighting Zanda
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    daming on site with a yet again
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    brandishing a weapon in public its
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    tissued you know if there's a sword
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    flash sword flashing you know it's the
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    no agenda crew we start off with one of
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    those i want to remind everybody I'm not
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    doing this yes we understand we so one
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    of those knighting was Paul Wilson and
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    he will be knighted today officially on
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    the show as Sir Paul the trusted advisor
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    and he wanted to thank Gretchen aka
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    g-money who was deigned yesterday she's
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    g-money the hysteria skeptic for hitting
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    him in the mouth two years ago he says
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    with this instan iting I'd like to be
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    known henceforth as Sir Paul the trusted
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    adviser and no longer as Paul the
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    douchebag from Dallas
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    please d douche me I was they let me get
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    the the d douche out me turn on the on
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    the faucet here and let me see he had he
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    wanted some startup karma and it was a
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    little hard for us to decipher on the
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    note if he wanted manufacture karma or
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    malfunction karma I think manufacture
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    Karma's probably wanted and what he
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    wanted and a respects
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    [Music]
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    you've got karma moving along Joshua
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    cocks $100 no notes and was very nice to
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    meet Dame Jennifer WETA of the gypsy
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    nation there and she of course is now
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    she was its partner to a sir Greg who
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    passed away recently and so it was very
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    nice to have her there and everyone got
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    to got to chat with her and and you know
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    I think it was a very supportive group
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    so it was just it was nice and I hadn't
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    met her in person and she send a nice
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    note Adam and Tina thank you for having
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    this Meetup it was good to finally visit
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    Austin to see you on your home ground
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    and closed a donation in memory of sir
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    Greg Davies the heavy-metal historian he
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    would have loved to have been here and
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    she provided us with the $50.00 and we
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    appreciate that then Shannon brain again
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    some of the notes were kind of hard to
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    read I believe she's Dame Shan arc does
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    that ring a bell
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    with you John maybe $60 we have James
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    now James came in with $400 it was $200
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    from him $200 from a smoking-hot
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    girlfriend Mel deduced at last he says
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    [Music]
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    dollars from me James and 200 from my
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    smokin hot lady Mel the dudette named
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    Ben or Bernadette as you prefer we've
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    enjoyed your show for quite a while but
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    have not contributed yet it feels so
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    good to finally tip in keep up the great
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    work on the best podcast the universe
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    send some jobs karma to my man Marcus a
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    dude named Ben who was looking for a new
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    gig he also wanted rub Eliezer so I
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    guess they both have jingles here wanted
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    rub Eliezer wanted Yoko which we can
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    facilitate wanted some chemtrails and
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    then for Mel we have a sharpton respect
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    and an Obama chicken dance is gonna be a
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    long row but it is it is two and one so
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    we'll accept that and a foamer and then
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    of course we'll have the jobs karma
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    the Hangout mic stand by 33 3333 Rob
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    Eliezer out
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    [Music]
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    [Applause]
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    [Music]
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    [Music]
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    then we have Alex be baronet's or
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    economic hitman $50 and he had a very
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    long note but he said some producer out
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    there needs to make a document of the
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    day jingle how many times does jcd said
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    would be clip of the day if it were a
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    clip after Adam reads something that was
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    said it twice
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    that was not an audio or video clip but
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    some article or piece of legislation or
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    Alex thank you very much
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    I believe so we didn't get into it but
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    grant key 187 dollars he's gonna keep
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    the letter brief he says but please
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    deduce you thank you thank you both for
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    keeping my millennial mind healthy with
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    your impeccable media deconstruction I
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    often describe no agenda as a critical
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    thinking podcast on my life wouldn't be
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    the same without you
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    shout-out to my local Austin band lopa
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    static karma please you got a grant
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    you've got karma Jerry be from
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    California a 140 dollars no note
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    you've been deduced next we have Kevin
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    Rua no note but he did want to to the
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    head thank you very much Stevie B $56
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    note here I've been listening about
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    three years first time donor so I would
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    the mouth and Anthony the trucker who I
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    hit in the mouth as douchebags I guess
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    we have to do to John this is written in
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    a Paper Mate Inc joy pen thank you for
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    that and Adam enjoyed the bud send over
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    an invisible hat okay it's on his way
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    you're invisible no agenda hat Rob and
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    Jamaica Moore's art $33.33 these were
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    very interesting people
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    they had different vocations and they
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    moved to Texas and actually they I think
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    that went there house was in the Bastrop
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    fire and was completely burned about
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    nine years ago and then they decided to
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    that's when they decided to change what
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    they were doing that first thing I did
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    is they milled all the wood from there
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    nine acres took it off to the mill and
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    built a house out of the wood that was
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    still left and it was a bad fire if you
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    look it up and now they have a new
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    business which seems to doing very well
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    for themselves are very happy it's
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    called awesome Ernst calm something for
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    you and I take note of John awesome
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    Ernst calm where you can get a that
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    really awesome earned for your loved
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    ones ashes and they have quite a variety
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    of things to take a look out of an odd
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    thing is you have a big fire bursaries
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    you to the ground and disk it this where
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    you get the idea I think so yeah it was
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    something of Ashes to Ashes it was
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    something beautiful about it I've been
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    there very they're doing very well with
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    this so good on them we have Tory with
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    103 33 dollars now that I'm thinking
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    about it you haven't talked about the
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    digital book burning that's been going
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    on
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    oh here's Adam in the morning I'm and
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    John I'm sending my cash first time
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    donor ok deduced English
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    you've been grateful for the sanity keep
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    it up guys the donation and trip to the
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    meetup is my early birthday gift to
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    myself I'll be 28 on March 11th I need
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    some jobs karma please thank you guys
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    from toilet jobs jobs and jobs let's
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    vote for jobs you've got karma Jayson
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    see $100 track pot and buzzkill first
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    time donor after years of freeloading
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    love the amazing media deconstruction
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    not nearly enough new job so hope to
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    donate more soon I read industrial
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    I'm a senior student of Professor Ted
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    in his manifesto you said he might have
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    a book coming out I'm afraid to search
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    engine it thanks for your hard work
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    brings such entertaining an educational
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    Harris $20 thank you so much both of you
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    Steve our he he sent a jingle through
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    the email that he wanted me to to use
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    [Applause]
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    dears pod father and the Jay CD includes
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    and that's his new the Jay CD enclosed
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    please find my donation of $100 in fiat
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    currency this is my first donation and
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    my last moment as a lurking douchebag I
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    special request to use the upgraded
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    jingle sent earlier today this jingle
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    closes with an analogue bassline made
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    with a live wire AFG VCO plus frequency
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    Steiner VCF that replaces the general
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    MIDI sounding FM joint on the stock
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    version shout out to the suit-and-tie
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    guy for hitting me in the mouth synth
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    Plex sucks knob con forever
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    douched okay
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    it's his his request his new one Eric
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    and this was an interesting note and
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    they got from Eric and Eric gave us a
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    hundred dollars and a bereavement card
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    with deepest sympathy it says on the
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    front and in the middle thinking of you
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    and wishing you comfort during this time
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    of sorrow I don't know why he chose this
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    card but he says Adam and John thank you
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    for keeping me sane through the years
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    from recording studios in Chicago
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    through the jingle and swamps of Atlanta
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    and Orlando Orlando to the world of
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    finance and Dallas you've been with me
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    all the way I dedicate my karma to
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    speaking of star beings bugs included in
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    my donation is a tab of the aptly dubbed
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    MKULTRA LSD please see included dosing
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    instructions John there's a tab of LSD
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    inside the bereavement card is he trying
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    to tell me something and it's like hey
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    where was he at a little forgot where
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    the instructions were I've never
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    actually seen a tab of LSD it's very
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    small there's not much to it
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    can't you just lick it that's not a good
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    idea during the show I don't think Oh
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    here's the instructions take 1/16 that's
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    a micro dose less is always more 1/4 if
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    you want to listen to your favorite
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    record one half if you want to die an
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    ego death if you take the whole tab buy
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    the ticket take the ride since seriously
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    sincerely Eric thank you very much Eric
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    it's a novel gift Rho AG vie count sir
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    relax I count of the Palouse $100 and
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    he's the one that gave you the huge card
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    that folded out at the at the meeting is
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    so he found another one got me one of
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    those dude of the critical
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    nutjob please forgive the
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    writing it comes from being a dude named
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    just call me a dude of the critical
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    accept this pittance of a value for all
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    the value you all have given me 33 33
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    enjoy the challenge coins is he had a
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    nice challenge coins which I'm not
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    allowed to mention but you have one
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    coming your way Eric the shield taking
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    that back today a project that was the
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    most stressful two months of my career
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    securing the grid is no easy task and
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    we'll just leave it at that and thank
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    you very much sir for your support of
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    the show David Hunt 50 dollars and 32
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    cents been listening since the round
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    show 400 you and John have had an impact
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    on my life thank you for the value David
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    from Fort Worth pant has another penny
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    yeah about two pennies people like the
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    pennies Lily and Harry 369 dollars
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    twelve cents my smokin hot wife and I
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    have been douche bags since before the
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    hot pockets 2008 tour and I thought it
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    would be most appropriate to make amends
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    at the Austin Meetup I happen to be a
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    dude named Brent which I've been coining
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    for the host of us systems engineers
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    who've moved over to this newfangled
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    DevOps paradigm that the Phoenix project
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    is popularized Brent is a colorful
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    character in this book enclosed a check
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    for three hundred six nine dollars and
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    twelve cents which comes out to 3 3 3 3
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    in 3 plus 3 plus 3 plus 3 in numerology
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    quackery I'd like to apply it towards
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    Lily's future Dame hood and would
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    request a respect jingle and I must say
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    that they Lily brought a beautiful
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    very very nice gift very very sweet
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    thank you for doing that it's it is
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    highly appreciated and it smells nice
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    here
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    [Music]
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    50 dollars from Daymond and he will be
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    knighted today as Sir Dee and it's all
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    $33 donations so he did $33 a month and
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    he has made his knighthood and he wants
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    dr. pepper and beef jerky at the round
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    table both of which will be available in
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    abundance sir Moser the Moe's Aryan
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    and 33 cents Adam and John it has been a
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    thought I'd take the opportunity of
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    attending the Texas meetup to refresh my
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    karma Poole seems like the cosmos has
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    been prompting me to donate to the best
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    Google Maps and the first time the trip
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    Aryan knight of the 33rd parallel you've
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    note see now I'm just like you John
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    if they don't have screws I think it
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    actually maybe maybe for his noggin I
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    that he will be knighted today during
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    go a little way towards returning some
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    over the years I blame you and Artie for
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    showing me that the facts are malleable
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    and not just regurgitate talking points
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    love and light Dave the Mormon generic
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    quite realize I think she's n3e Opie
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    November 3 echo Oscar papa I believe
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    she's a very famous ham radio operator
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    also pilot from a north of us here in
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    Texas so that she thank you for your
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    support miss Jamie I'm sorry I didn't
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    figure it out soon I've had some
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    questions to ask you sir what too late
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    yeah well she's a snob the poor woman I
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    did not I'm busy I'm sure I met her I
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    know I met her but I didn't put two and
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    two together sir Eric Cowley $60 no