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1106: Smart Wall

Adam Curry & John C. Dvorak

2h 55m
January 24th, 2019
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Executive Producers: Brian Whyffels Sir Dirt Farmer of Illinois

Associate Executive Producers: Anthony DePrato, Anonymous Boots in the air, Nelson Seilhan, Sir Mark Wilson, Baron of Glasgow, Glen Bukowski

Cover Art by Mike Reiley

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Chapters

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Start of Show
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0:37
US News & World Report: Overall Best Countries Ranking 2019
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4:10
Covington School Kids Intimidated by American Indians
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24:06
Will Hurd Calls Wall the Least Effective Border Security Measure
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28:49
Top House Democrats Call For a Smart Wall
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31:13
Austin Crime Rate Pushes City to Install 10 Feet Fence Along Red River Alleyway
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33:32
Arizona Legislator Proposed Taxing Pornography to Raise Money For a Border Wall
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34:49
Secret Service Members Create Shutdown Challenge Coin
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36:01
Untitled
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39:10
TSA Employee Payments
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40:48
US Vice President Pence Shows Support for Opposition in Venezuela
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53:55
Ben Shapiro's March For Life Speech
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56:50
Proposed Google Chrome Change Would Break Ad Blockers
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1:01:38
Credits
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1:21:03
Viacom Acquires Streaming Service Pluto TV
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1:25:23
United Nations Staff Member Claire Edwards: "5G is War on Humanity"
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1:32:05
International Appeal to Stop 5G on Earth and in Space
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1:41:54
The New York Times: If 5G Is So Important, Why Isn't It Secure?
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1:43:44
NA Producer Stopped Listening Because the Show is Depressing
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1:45:18
Scientists Say Greenland’s Melting Ice Nears a Tipping Point
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1:46:10
Democracy Now's Climate Change Fearmongering
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1:49:02
Michael Cohen Postpones Congressional Testimony Because Trump is Threatening His Family
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1:53:09
2020 Elections
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2:05:02
Donations
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2:22:10
Birthdays & Title Changes
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2:25:00
Super Bowl Predictions
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2:27:31
Ocasio-Cortez and Other Democratic Socialists Join House Oversight Committee
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2:32:32
Ocasio-Cortez: "The World is Going to End in 12 Years If We Don't Address Climate Change"
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2:40:42
Jordan Peterson
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2:44:41
Police Arrest Four Suspects for Plot to Attack Islamberg in New York
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2:45:46
FBI Arrested Georgia Man for Making Threats to Attack the White House
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2:48:30
Former FBI Official Terry Turchie Admits They Worked to Keep Progressives and Socialists Out of Office
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2:51:04
End of Show
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    no agenda from the morning everybody
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    hi Adam Curry and from northern
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    Silicon Valley where we're number eight
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    we're number eight we're number eight
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    I'm John Cena forever
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    okay sports reference no we're number
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    eight overall best countries ranking US
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    News World Report hey to foam hands
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    eight fingers yeah what report is this
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    US News and World Report they do this
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    annual overall best countries yeah yeah
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    number eight huh number eight again we
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    were beat out I'll read you the list
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    just give me the top ten just because we
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    got beat out at number three oh no no do
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    me they do the top ten with number ten
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    first come on like a VJ rate on the list
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    dummy
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    let's see the top nine top nine good
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    nine yeah Norway hmm yeah number eight
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    the United States of America
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    number seven Australia oh yeah wait wait
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    a minute
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    seven is Australia yeah okay I just want
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    to see who we have to go to war with to
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    climb up the list well it's gonna be
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    quite a few people we're coming for you
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    Aziz number six is Sweden Wow
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    you know Sweden did you know rape
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    capital but just last night there were
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    four bombings in Sweden
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    yeah did you know this no I did not they
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    don't play it on the news now let me see
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    this is because it might interfere with
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    the messaging yeah a nice uh I think in
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    a grocery store and apartment buildings
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    just the whole kinds of crap going on
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    all right here it is I have exactly what
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    it is
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    my hands are cold a pizzeria in
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    Stockholm suburb pizzeria in Gothenburg
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    it's the pizza bomber beat Swedish Pizza
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    bomber alright we move onward I've
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    actually had pizza in Sweden now this
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    one makes me doubt the veracity of the
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    entire thing Oh number 5 the UK alright
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    is this done before the brexit ok number
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    4 Deutschland uber alles almost there
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    remember one day be your boss or not
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    surprised that's got to be the the one
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    that is the most galling at least two
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    Americans but not necessarily to the
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    number three group Canada ah of course
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    well that's probably true it probably
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    does but great to be there I've been
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    buying all kinds of stuff off of ebay
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    from Canadians to cheap you get the good
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    stuff there I got it
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    yes I got a bluetooth no yeah bluetooth
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    to 2.4 gigahertz streamer for my hearing
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    aids normally three hundred dollars two
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    hundred from kandan a via in new in the
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    box on eBay dynamite yeah number two
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    Japan mm-hmm maybe a number one a number
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    one on the list this week Switzerland
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    yeah if you can afford it that's a great
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    it wasn't about affordability
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    hmm so there's your list we're number
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    eight yes we keep move up if we make
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    America great again yeah well we should
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    all be wearing those hats the Hat will
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    do it cuz what that's all you need is
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    that happen what did we learn man what
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    do we learn about ourselves this past
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    week we learned that if you see a weight
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    dude in a maggot
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    everybody thinks racist a whole jackass
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    yeah that's really quite increment
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    people one guy's Twitter feed it said
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    red hat equals racist well let's listen
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    to Angela Rai former gofer for the wait
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    before we do this one let's give you a
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    give the background to what we're
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    talking about it okay although I think
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    the whole world might know this no maybe
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    not that's possible that was not I'm
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    waiting for you to give the background
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    you doing the piece the background is a
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    piece of video went viral on Twitter to
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    be discovered that part to be discussed
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    in a little bit and it was of a bunch of
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    kids Catholic kids from Kentucky so we
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    got white Catholic South and a couple of
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    them were wearing red Magga hats make
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    America great again hats and they're
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    waiting for their bus after they
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    attended the pro-life March there were
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    pro-choice and pro-life marches all
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    about abortion and what we saw on video
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    was these guys surrounding an American
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    Indian which is how they prefer to be
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    called there seems to be some confusion
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    in the m5m American Indian is the
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    preferred way to identify them who was
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    banging his drum and it looked like they
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    were intimidating him and smirking at
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    him which is as we know a George Orwell
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    1984 face crime is what he called that
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    so his face crime was taking place and
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    for some reason twitter has become the
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    editor in chief for the cable news which
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    then quickly spilled over into all news
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    and it was just like everyone was
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    freaking out and I gotta tell you I
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    looked at it and I went wow but I also
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    at the same time when why is this news
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    you know why is this now top free off
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    right I know the answer why of course is
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    orange man bad yeah but Wow and then it
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    quickly turned out to be just a piece of
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    videotape without the context know what
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    was really going on
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    and mainstream a lot of people
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    apologized said oh wow man I'm sorry I
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    tweeted all these horrible things about
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    these a-holes because a lot of blue
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    checkmarks on Twitter were saying pretty
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    no hateful harmful thing will harmful
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    can't say that but hateful things and
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    calling for them to be Doc's which they
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    were and call them to be thrown in wood
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    chippers and all kinds of stuff yeah and
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    that outrage quickly had to turn to
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    apologies that's actually the one that
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    the person who was most disappointed in
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    because you could think all right I
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    thought it was like wow these guys are
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    dicks
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    none of races got came to mind right
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    away but just dicks teenage dicks Kara
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    Swisher
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    she's vile she's really really really
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    vile and her apology was just
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    half-hearted it's like oh well I've lost
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    so much caught up in the other one
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    before that right yeah I've lost respect
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    for her well I mean if she's gonna jump
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    on every not proven uh-huh
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    to get your Photoshop out people we're
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    gonna have some fun so instead of really
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    apologizing the mainstream was kind of
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    looking for ways out and you know
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    there's other stuff that surfaced the
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    second time in a row yeah each time the
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    day after our show yeah we're ramped up
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    and then ramped down like within 24
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    hours because of the it's it's a
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    borderline hoax well
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    CNN as reported by on tour actually
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    mentioned by NPR in this just this last
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    little bit of a 45-minute conversation
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    about it said this well Robbie suave
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    associate editor at reason.com thank you
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    so very much and we've got a little bit
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    of news here that Native American elder
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    Nate Nathan Phillips says he will meet
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    with students at Covington Catholic High
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    School
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    so that just happening and by the way
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    Twitter according to CNN's reporting
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    Twitter has also suspended the original
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    Twitter account that helped this video
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    go viral it looks like it was being
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    amplified by a network of other
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    anonymous accounts
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    one analyst says we're all conditioned
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    to react and engage or deny in specific
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    ways and we all did basically say you
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    know we can always blame it on the
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    Russians for trying to sow discord
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    discard because Russian BOTS they didn't
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    say Russian but that's coming oh they
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    amplified it and we fell for it and the
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    news is anything but culpable but of
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    course they are because that is what the
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    machine is we've looked at this many
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    times the machine is something trends on
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    Twitter sure knows lip Joe's just
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    sitting around all day TRO there's
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    something going on there you know usual
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    do they all of the saw and then before
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    you know it I'm out rate outrage ensues
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    now what's interesting is that after
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    they got over there non-apology
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    the m5m is just sitting around going
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    like well there are some real issues and
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    you know let's just be honest you know
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    do you see red hats it's you know that's
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    just a sign of racist
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    so here's Angela Rai a former gofer for
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    the Congressional Black Caucus well it
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    not only is it hard to believe it's hard
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    to accept I wish that for one moment
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    right we can talk about what we see
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    because people are talking about well
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    you know what is happening right now as
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    a result of what happened in this
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    particular incident is our varying
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    perspectives and I think that's such a
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    powerful point our varying perspectives
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    okay like forget Donald Trump for a
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    second how is the very edges but she
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    said she's a powerful point the very
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    varying perspective of how is that a
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    point how's that a powerful point a
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    point is where you met you know you mean
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    you just made a point but just varying
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    perspectives is not a point it's a thing
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    it is our varying perspectives and I
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    think that's such a powerful point like
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    forget Donald Trump for a moment and
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    just think about the symbol of that red
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    hat when I see the make America great
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    again hat now Chris I am triggered i'm
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    so triggered andre i think in a lot of
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    ways our friendship has been compromised
  • 10:44
    by the fact that you continue to support
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    this man the one thing I will say to you
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    to be absolutely fair is more than
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    anybody else that I know on this network
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    you will regularly take Donald Trump to
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    task I don't agree with you on this last
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    point but this make America great again
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    hat is just as maddening and frustrating
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    and triggering for me to look at as a
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    KKK hood like that is the type of
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    policies represent and until we can have
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    common ground and understanding about
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    that it that is that triggering we're
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    gonna continue to have problems so
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    you've got to ountry me otherwise you
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    can't wear the hat has triggered I'm not
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    record triggered wow this it is Wow
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    because what has happened here is the
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    media has really helped shape this
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    vision that oh the media's responsible
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    for the whole thing it's really well
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    done by the way golf claps well I don't
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    know do it that the way they did but I
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    think it's the better outcome than they
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    ever could have expected a dad I agree
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    with but man now you mean and there's
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    other it now you really got a look at
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    all sides of everything yeah well I
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    don't do it now get into AOC later you
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    know of course went viral with her being
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    an idiot so everyone said about only 12
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    years left to live but you know if you
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    take things out of context without what
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    I said before and after then you kind of
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    miss what's going on and that's really
  • 12:14
    our show has been about this but it's
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    gotten very difficult I fell for this I
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    fell for these kids
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    dad not in a good way I fell for like
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    how man I wasn't thinking racist but
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    just put your jag-offs yeah what else
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    why are they wearing the hats that's too
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    bad and there you have it
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    red is racist anymore red is racist so
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    now when you go to the Great Wall of
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    China
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    and you buy the great wall caps that are
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    sold that Stan souvenir shops that's
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    we're up and down the Great Wall
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    everywhere you go and it's a big red hat
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    it's got a little bigger brim than the
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    Trump hat yeah great wall or China or
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    something on it but it's a Red Hat
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    no it's gonna be tricky to China Great
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    Wall China hat is gonna be triggering
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    people because it's racist it's because
  • 13:08
    red walls are racist so they're trying
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    to now they're just association thing
  • 13:12
    again we've got red Red Hat red states
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    yes Republican orange man bad that's
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    right make people just resist luckily
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    you know that not everybody thinks the
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    Republicans have anything with the color
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    red but a lot of people do yeah it's
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    just very sad that the news what they
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    call news media is doing this they're
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    lazy lazy you get a Twitter feed it's
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    what the job has become yeah pretty much
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    who's Woo's watching the Twitter feed
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    anything yeah I know man I'm following
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    all my alma usuals yeah well I didn't
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    fall for it
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    you know what did you see when you first
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    thought please just name him pay any
  • 14:08
    attention to it I ignored it already
  • 14:09
    another piece of crap I didn't want to
  • 14:11
    get involved with yeah I had the basic
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    same feet although I really felt like I
  • 14:18
    jeez but at the same time it's like who
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    cares
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    it's like surprise surprise there a
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    holes in the world why is this all over
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    the place and that that's the thing that
  • 14:27
    that they should be embarrassed about
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    well there's no that's a thing they
  • 14:32
    should be embarrassed about but also it
  • 14:34
    doesn't matter because in a year from
  • 14:35
    now you will hear someone on the news
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    talking about the a native native Indian
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    man Vietnam vet who was hounded by those
  • 14:44
    mega hat kids no no this is true what
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    you said that's the that's the sick part
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    what you just said yeah is absolutely
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    true they're gonna make it into reality
  • 14:54
    we had over the weekend one of Tina's
  • 14:58
    friends from Florida who you would know
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    as the hill bought from Florida when we
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    were down there this is what a year and
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    a half ago I think and I got in a big
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    argument with her maybe it was two years
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    ago yeah so she came to stay I gotta
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    tell you she is so tired of everything
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    and she's I mean she posts last time I
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    was on Facebook almost a year ago she
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    would drive by Mar Lago you know do a
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    selfie flipping off mar-a-lago I mean
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    this kind of hill but Wow
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    yeah oh yeah how juvenile in fact but
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    she was so open to talking with me about
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    stuff and so willing to learn because I
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    could tell she's really really tired yes
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    because she's complete because the
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    system of I don't know lies and
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    propaganda let's say by generated by the
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    mainstream media is short-circuits
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    people it's just because it doesn't make
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    sense it when you absorb enough of it
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    you you you're you're confused cuz this
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    none of it doesn't make sense at all and
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    she and she's very smart so she I think
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    she um unconsciously you thinking
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    subconsciously she knows that something
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    let me just tell you how you can
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    identify a true hill bot this only works
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    for women and I tried it out and I was
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    right what you gotta say is let me ask
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    you do you watch Rachel Maddow and you
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    know the answer is like oh yes and
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    before they can say I love Rachel you
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    all just say hey if you were a lesbian
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    and the first thing says I do or I'd
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    marry her that's the true hill but it's
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    universal yes yes yes Universal the the
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    obits and Austin used to say that
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    anyway I asked her I said you so she had
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    only seen the picture and hadn't heard
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    that it was fake and cuz now she's just
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    keyed into her own sources I guess so
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    there's there's an example of someone
  • 16:55
    who might not have known that because
  • 16:57
    this passes by and in 48 hours there's
  • 17:00
    something else going on we forget about
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    it but for her it would have stayed that
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    way and I said when you saw the picture
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    what you think bunch of a-holes and said
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    let me let me guess when you heard they
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    were Catholic she said wow that's really
  • 17:12
    sad you said that and immediate my first
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    response was Oh horrible you know crazy
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    religious racist a-holes and she caught
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    herself anyway for me it was it was
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    really encouraging that there are some
  • 17:30
    people are just so tired of it so burnt
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    out from what what the system is doing
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    to them that they seem to be willing to
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    listen and why so ever might come out of
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    it so the problem is there's a good
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    study one of the best books on
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    propaganda it's not about how to do it
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    or how it even how it works necessarily
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    but the mechanism of cocooning that is
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    required this is an old book is that
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    it's written by the sociologist a French
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    sociologist Jacques Lu well and Jacques
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    le was one of his great books is called
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    propaganda and if anyone can get a copy
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    of it it was a major it was a major book
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    when it came out do you know that this
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    is one of the one of the first no agenda
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    books discussed on the show it could be
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    like I was 10 11 years ago yeah we kind
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    of forgot about it but it's a close it's
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    a good time to remind PS indeed anyway
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    so what he asserts in the book and among
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    other things it's a great book to read
  • 18:27
    it's it's well written and it's got a
  • 18:29
    style that is very singular to this guy
  • 18:33
    he really starts bringing things
  • 18:34
    together at the end he gets very
  • 18:35
    exciting it's almost like a really a
  • 18:37
    chase scene in a movie script
  • 18:40
    anyway he asserts that the only way it
  • 18:44
    works at all is that you have to be have
  • 18:47
    people in isiliye they have to be an
  • 18:49
    isolation the best example of a
  • 18:52
    situation where propaganda would work
  • 18:54
    when people just believe whatever you
  • 18:55
    tell him is North Korea right because
  • 18:58
    they don't really have any other sources
  • 19:00
    of information and generally speaking he
  • 19:03
    was I think hinting that in Western
  • 19:05
    society we don't really have that
  • 19:06
    problem because we have all these
  • 19:07
    different sources but as we've witnessed
  • 19:09
    during the ten years in this show 11
  • 19:12
    we've witnessed that's not true anymore
  • 19:15
    because the people because thanks to the
  • 19:17
    internet and the idea well I'm only
  • 19:19
    gonna give you the news you want to hear
  • 19:21
    right that notion which was right at the
  • 19:24
    beginning of the Internet we're only
  • 19:25
    gonna give you the news you want only
  • 19:28
    the stuff you're interested in yep that
  • 19:30
    is the process of isolating people so
  • 19:34
    they're only hearing in their own little
  • 19:36
    group they hear only the whatever their
  • 19:39
    red group or blue group or whatever
  • 19:41
    group it is listens to it the right wing
  • 19:44
    has been shown to have a little more
  • 19:47
    leeway of maybe going out and watching
  • 19:50
    Rachel Maddow for example mostly so they
  • 19:53
    can complain but it's really yes it's
  • 19:55
    the algos that do it of course they'll
  • 19:57
    let yes yes yeah it is L goes and and
  • 20:01
    that but the left doesn't do that and
  • 20:03
    you talk to them they read the New York
  • 20:05
    Times they listen to Ennis NBC CNBC CNN
  • 20:10
    and you hear it when we when they're
  • 20:12
    doing interviews of men on the street
  • 20:14
    that was awhile I don't like any of this
  • 20:16
    that's going on what's your source of
  • 20:18
    news New York Times Washington Post NBC
  • 20:22
    CNN and then that's it oh I would never
  • 20:26
    watch Fox oh I would never listen to
  • 20:29
    Rush Limbaugh I would never how can you
  • 20:31
    I won't even watch the President's
  • 20:33
    speech yeah exactly stuff you know it
  • 20:37
    was fun because I laid my North Korea
  • 20:39
    stuff on her because I you know I had
  • 20:42
    some I had some of some good back up and
  • 20:44
    say well you know who my uncle is and
  • 20:45
    yeah and here's what he told me about
  • 20:48
    North Korea and how many times he's been
  • 20:49
    there and how they just want they don't
  • 20:51
    want armistice they want to be you know
  • 20:52
    the end of the war with South Korea just
  • 20:55
    please you know let them be a full
  • 20:57
    country and then Don's quote which was
  • 20:59
    Dennis Rodman knows more about North
  • 21:01
    Korea than anyone in the administration
  • 21:02
    which was Obama administration at the
  • 21:04
    time
  • 21:05
    and and I and I gave that all to I was
  • 21:08
    like she's like oh wow mm-hmm yes it cuz
  • 21:13
    she has in his mind in her mind only and
  • 21:15
    she and even though she would be
  • 21:18
    understand and and and had and her views
  • 21:21
    were changing she could not stop herself
  • 21:23
    from calling him that idiot or the moron
  • 21:25
    or the moronic orange Trump I mean that
  • 21:27
    just kept slipping out it was very very
  • 21:30
    interesting thank goodness because it
  • 21:33
    could have been a very bad weekend you
  • 21:36
    trying to save the weekend no I like her
  • 21:39
    it's just you know she's a little she
  • 21:42
    hot mmm she's a New York Jew uh-huh that
  • 21:47
    has nothing to do with being hot but I
  • 21:49
    won't even bother I don't usually say
  • 21:51
    asked that but you always do that to me
  • 21:53
    so I thought I'd do it to you
  • 21:54
    considering she's a friend of your wife
  • 21:55
    would be will be well put it this way
  • 21:58
    she says she gives mediocre blowjobs
  • 22:08
    long story anyway she's cool she's cool
  • 22:12
    but she remembered cuz she had listened
  • 22:13
    to the show after I met her last time
  • 22:15
    said you called me a hill bot see but
  • 22:17
    you are I said yeah I am
  • 22:18
    okay so just admitting it was good yeah
  • 22:23
    I guess that she'll be back at her
  • 22:25
    Katoon well if you come to the wedding
  • 22:30
    she's gonna be there you can introduce
  • 22:32
    me as the hill bought from Florida okay
  • 22:36
    she'll buy that right away she knows who
  • 22:38
    you are you're famous I'm famous
  • 22:42
    onward yes kiss the president just to
  • 22:47
    get signs on each lips about that about
  • 22:50
    what the redhead kid I don't need this
  • 22:53
    we've been killed with clips the the for
  • 22:57
    me the importance is red is racist
  • 23:01
    that symbol is racist and media is off
  • 23:05
    the rocker and Liars and can't even
  • 23:07
    apologize and oh by the way there will
  • 23:10
    be some lawsuits oh yeah the kids that
  • 23:13
    one kid in particular who was taking all
  • 23:15
    my tasks yep I have one of the women on
  • 23:17
    the Today Show mm-hmm oh he's got it
  • 23:21
    they're gonna did you know their money
  • 23:23
    did you know that when you're a federal
  • 23:26
    employee certainly like representatives
  • 23:29
    they can say whatever they want about
  • 23:32
    you to you in the media anywhere they
  • 23:35
    want and they have complete immunity I
  • 23:37
    believed I know that yeah it was like
  • 23:39
    some acts from being ground up in court
  • 23:44
    yeah as a practical law it is a
  • 23:47
    practical law but there should be some
  • 23:49
    limits somewhere well that's not gonna I
  • 23:52
    don't think that'll ever happen
  • 23:53
    most of them guys are the limits are
  • 23:56
    that if you're that bad that you'd get
  • 23:58
    sued to death because you're you know
  • 24:00
    the lips you're gonna get voted out yeah
  • 24:03
    except in Berkeley so the president took
  • 24:08
    show the president took so the president
  • 24:11
    took the high road this morning they
  • 24:16
    said okay Nancy
  • 24:17
    I'll do the State of the Union when the
  • 24:20
    government is open again which is kind
  • 24:23
    of unexpected I like that tactic well he
  • 24:28
    must be expecting the government to be
  • 24:30
    open again pretty soon I think it will
  • 24:32
    be and last night I've been busy I was
  • 24:35
    on my way to a dinner with the former
  • 24:37
    New York banker and on LBJ or whatever
  • 24:43
    it was we'll heard came on and he was
  • 24:47
    talking about and he's a Republican
  • 24:50
    Republican congressman from Texas and he
  • 24:54
    he's the claims to be I'd remembered his
  • 24:57
    Wikipedia page says that he's a former
  • 25:00
    CIA covert operative and he's that guy
  • 25:04
    and he loves talking about himself as I
  • 25:06
    think if part of that's in this clip and
  • 25:07
    I couldn't get the clip
  • 25:09
    from LBJ and I looked everywhere and it
  • 25:12
    was just I guess there was no recording
  • 25:13
    was in the car so I could have recorded
  • 25:14
    it but he said something about how this
  • 25:17
    would happen would be something would be
  • 25:19
    passed in the Senate and then something
  • 25:23
    else would have to pass in the house
  • 25:24
    upon condition that Nancy Pelosi would
  • 25:26
    bring the Senate bill to the floor and
  • 25:29
    then Hurd said they have enough votes I
  • 25:32
    mean I I wish I had the clip so I I'm
  • 25:35
    just butchering it I'm sure but he
  • 25:37
    sounded very confident that there was
  • 25:39
    going to be this this process partly
  • 25:43
    just alleged you know the a protocol how
  • 25:46
    things work and also because it has to
  • 25:48
    end and see where is he here he is on
  • 25:54
    Fox with Dana Perino it was just before
  • 25:58
    the interview that I heard let me see is
  • 26:04
    this it damn I set that up so nicely and
  • 26:09
    where the hell is my well this is a
  • 26:10
    setup to me a flop well I don't know if
  • 26:14
    this is the clip that I was thinking of
  • 26:15
    but this is one of them I would love to
  • 26:17
    lay a fiber-optic cable from sea to
  • 26:20
    shining sea now this is important
  • 26:22
    because will Hurd is also after he left
  • 26:25
    the service he became a Silicon Valley
  • 26:27
    guy and so he's very deep with Silicon
  • 26:30
    Valley venture and he I don't know what
  • 26:32
    cash in on this well of course because
  • 26:35
    if you have an electronic wall which is
  • 26:38
    what he's going for here yeah until
  • 26:40
    somebody throws off the switch and then
  • 26:42
    the hoards come running in again me
  • 26:44
    going I'm sorry well if you have the
  • 26:45
    electronic wall it's not just a you know
  • 26:49
    a thing of concrete that just stands
  • 26:51
    there no it needs upgrades and updates
  • 26:55
    maintenance plan and it's perfect and
  • 26:58
    now he's talking about fiber-optic from
  • 27:00
    sea to shining sea and your point is
  • 27:02
    well made you know one fiber cut and you
  • 27:05
    have nothing from sea to shining sea but
  • 27:07
    okay but it's an interesting idea listen
  • 27:09
    to what he says I would love to lay a
  • 27:12
    fiber-optic cable from sea to shining
  • 27:15
    sea
  • 27:15
    it's a they're sensing tools that can be
  • 27:18
    used off of a fiber-optic cable and then
  • 27:21
    guess what someone
  • 27:22
    rural communities along the border that
  • 27:24
    don't have access to really high-speed
  • 27:26
    internet would be able to tap into and
  • 27:29
    you could allow kids and schools in the
  • 27:31
    city of Presidio to have access to
  • 27:33
    high-speed Internet so this would be an
  • 27:35
    underground fiber-optic Wow it's it's
  • 27:38
    one to write a fiber optic sensing can
  • 27:41
    help you identify somebody coming across
  • 27:43
    the board and I don't hear you saying
  • 27:44
    wall so I just want to be really clear
  • 27:46
    you don't think a wall is the solution
  • 27:49
    here as the President does well a wall
  • 27:51
    from sea to shining sea is the most
  • 27:53
    expensive and least effective way to do
  • 27:55
    border security go barrier in some
  • 27:58
    places does make sense with this urban
  • 28:01
    the urban contacts right but it's not
  • 28:03
    along all 2,000 miles of the border and
  • 28:07
    there's probably only a handful of miles
  • 28:10
    where something like that is needed yeah
  • 28:12
    I guess I didn't clip that one
  • 28:15
    particular thing where he he went into
  • 28:17
    this a little you know when it was
  • 28:19
    background a little bit deeper but I
  • 28:21
    think we'll see a combo deal you'll see
  • 28:24
    wall you'll see he's got Trump has got
  • 28:27
    to give in to Silicon Valley a little
  • 28:29
    bit he's got to and it makes sense and I
  • 28:32
    love this well if you string this fiber
  • 28:34
    out in the desert then kids can have
  • 28:38
    fast internet quite sure how that works
  • 28:41
    when they talk about children of Gila
  • 28:45
    monster but I think you well here I have
  • 28:51
    a clip from PBS it's kind of in the same
  • 28:53
    direction I want to play it this is a
  • 28:55
    Pelosi shut down now yes when I wrote to
  • 28:58
    him the second time to say since every
  • 29:00
    English
  • 29:01
    we do not let's let's work together
  • 29:03
    unusually agreeable date and we can
  • 29:06
    welcome yoots quick happening to get rid
  • 29:08
    of State of the Union address government
  • 29:11
    is still shut down I still make the
  • 29:13
    offer the State of the Union speech has
  • 29:15
    been cancelled by Nancy Pelosi because
  • 29:19
    she doesn't want to hear the truth she
  • 29:21
    doesn't want the American public to hear
  • 29:24
    what's going on and she's afraid of the
  • 29:27
    truth and the super left Democrats the
  • 29:31
    radical Democrats what's going on in
  • 29:33
    that party is shocking
  • 29:35
    amid the sparring over the State of the
  • 29:37
    Union there were faint signs of possible
  • 29:40
    movement on ending the shutdown several
  • 29:43
    top House Democrats suggested that they
  • 29:45
    might offer up to five point seven
  • 29:47
    billion dollars for border security but
  • 29:50
    not for a wall the number three House
  • 29:52
    Democrat james Clyburn said the money
  • 29:55
    would pay for immigration judges border
  • 29:57
    agents and technology I think that it
  • 30:01
    can be done using the figure that the
  • 30:07
    president has put on the table if he is
  • 30:09
    five point seven billion dollars is
  • 30:12
    about border security then we see
  • 30:15
    ourselves fulfilling that request only
  • 30:19
    doing it but what I like to call using a
  • 30:21
    smart whoa smart wall guy doesn't know
  • 30:27
    how to turn a computer on smart wall
  • 30:30
    he's talking about a smart wall yeah
  • 30:33
    well that's what heard is pushing for
  • 30:36
    sure and somebody dropped that term into
  • 30:39
    the public domain yes mark smart wall
  • 30:41
    some some marketing we need a different
  • 30:44
    we needed if we need like a wall a wall
  • 30:48
    or wool wll you know drop a drop a
  • 30:52
    constant and we need something better
  • 30:53
    than smart wall-e wall-e wall-e wall-e
  • 30:59
    wall-e hmm says a game about electric
  • 31:04
    mystery walls here the electrified
  • 31:06
    wall-e wall yeah wall of death that now
  • 31:10
    you're talking wall of death
  • 31:12
    the one you know Austin is a very odd
  • 31:15
    place in in Texas it being such a
  • 31:19
    perceived red state this is a very
  • 31:21
    liberal here Beto
  • 31:24
    signs everywhere Beto on cars still up
  • 31:29
    oh yeah the signs are up the cars have
  • 31:31
    the bumper stickers everyone see there's
  • 31:33
    new bumper stickers colorful bumper
  • 31:34
    stickers now a bit too just like a
  • 31:36
    bumper stickers yeah I think I saw a cop
  • 31:39
    even after the guy already lost yeah
  • 31:40
    bring us more sticks or spit - yeah - so
  • 31:44
    obviously if you talk to anyone here in
  • 31:45
    Austin about the wall there um you know
  • 31:51
    it's you can't have a wall it's racist
  • 31:54
    it's immoral just a whole orange man who
  • 31:57
    wants this raw with live music good food
  • 32:00
    and nightlife there's lots to bring
  • 32:02
    people to the Red River cultural
  • 32:03
    district but there's one sliver of the
  • 32:06
    street where the city wants to keep
  • 32:07
    people out why do people want to come
  • 32:09
    out here if that's the stuff that they
  • 32:10
    have to deal with Dave machinist is part
  • 32:12
    owner of the Empire control room
  • 32:14
    his venue backs up to this alley a small
  • 32:17
    stretch between beer land and the
  • 32:19
    Sidewinder that's been a challenge for
  • 32:20
    the community you can see people dealing
  • 32:22
    drugs exchanging drugs for money you can
  • 32:25
    see fighting people having sex people
  • 32:27
    defecating I mean it's terrible it's a
  • 32:29
    third-world country back there when
  • 32:31
    police tried to fix the issue with
  • 32:33
    lights city staff said it made the
  • 32:35
    problem worse and Luke acres of Hoboken
  • 32:37
    pie had a front row seat the only way
  • 32:40
    needs to be shut down it should have
  • 32:41
    been shut down over five years ago
  • 32:43
    whenever we first started complaining
  • 32:44
    about it I because it is the head of the
  • 32:47
    drug and prostitution ring here in
  • 32:48
    Austin place so earlier this week the
  • 32:50
    city decided on plans for a fence on
  • 32:52
    either end of the alley it'll be at
  • 32:54
    least ten feet tall and the businesses
  • 32:57
    on either side will have access a city
  • 32:59
    spokesperson told us it's become a
  • 33:01
    public safety concern there you go
  • 33:04
    Austin does not want a wall to stop
  • 33:07
    illegal entry into the country but they
  • 33:10
    sure want one in the alley they want a
  • 33:12
    wall alley yes ten feet high that is
  • 33:18
    clip of the day for me hypocrites all of
  • 33:20
    them I tell you hypocrites
  • 33:22
    [Music]
  • 33:25
    that's a great cliff budget yeah there's
  • 33:30
    your Austin for you now same thing right
  • 33:32
    let's go to Arizona find out what
  • 33:34
    they're thinking there about the wall
  • 33:36
    the president Trump battles it out for
  • 33:38
    his funding for the border wall and
  • 33:39
    Arizona lawmakers unique idea to raise
  • 33:42
    funds right here in our state is now
  • 33:44
    making national headlines yes what do
  • 33:46
    you think of this we're talking about
  • 33:47
    Arizona House bill 2444 from
  • 33:50
    representative Gail Griffin she's a
  • 33:53
    Republican from Hereford and it require
  • 33:55
    electronics manufacturers to install
  • 33:58
    porn blocking software on all phones
  • 34:01
    computers or tablets and the only way to
  • 34:04
    unblock it pain a one-time fee of at
  • 34:07
    least twenty bucks that money would be
  • 34:09
    used for several purposes the biggest
  • 34:11
    being border security right now the bill
  • 34:13
    has not been scheduled for any committee
  • 34:16
    hearings but it is getting a lot of
  • 34:18
    attention vote these people out of
  • 34:21
    office how's this jive with net
  • 34:23
    neutrality none of it jive with net
  • 34:27
    neutrality yeah oh yeah the algos will
  • 34:31
    be able to detect what's porn know what
  • 34:33
    could possibly go wrong that's why they
  • 34:35
    vote these people out there stupid yes
  • 34:38
    it not not stupid for not knowing what
  • 34:41
    they're talking about
  • 34:42
    but for doing that they're stupid don't
  • 34:47
    yeah let's see what other heartstrings
  • 34:51
    can we talk oh yes
  • 34:52
    Don Lemon overnight sensation Oh your
  • 34:57
    favorite yes done yes he of course
  • 34:59
    understands the plight the plight of the
  • 35:03
    800,000 who are furloughed and standing
  • 35:06
    in food lines and just gets worse from
  • 35:09
    there done a little bit of pain somebody
  • 35:12
    to say that when the repo man comes it's
  • 35:14
    a little bit of pain can you wait to
  • 35:16
    take the car a little bit of pain I
  • 35:18
    wonder how the men and women protect
  • 35:19
    this president the Secret Service how
  • 35:22
    they feel about that take a look at this
  • 35:24
    these special challenge coins being
  • 35:26
    distributed to eight two agents and to
  • 35:28
    their families pretty clearly expressing
  • 35:29
    their frustration with the words on the
  • 35:32
    flip side don't worry you'll get back
  • 35:34
    pay
  • 35:35
    you know who loves a challenge coin
  • 35:38
    that's the president he keeps a bunch of
  • 35:40
    them in the Oval Office wonderful ad
  • 35:42
    this newest one to that collection I
  • 35:44
    sure want one
  • 35:45
    I do get me one of those challenge coins
  • 35:48
    lately sounds fantastic
  • 35:51
    that's funny very very good he does he
  • 35:55
    does a whole whole stand filled with the
  • 35:58
    challenge coins I've got an interesting
  • 36:04
    very interesting another room piece on
  • 36:07
    the shut down by that woman else in door
  • 36:10
    who is this that's the PBS black oh yes
  • 36:14
    yes please
  • 36:16
    yes Gwen the woman who can never feel
  • 36:19
    Gwen's shoes of course not who can right
  • 36:23
    yeah who knew Twitter
  • 36:27
    Ted huh finally the No Agenda show comes
  • 36:30
    clean about Gwen Ifill that's like I
  • 36:33
    think we've said this a couple of times
  • 36:35
    like we're really sad she's gone dead
  • 36:38
    gone because yeah she was talking about
  • 36:41
    for over a year
  • 36:42
    yeah it she kind of kept that whole
  • 36:43
    operation in line yeah she was the pro
  • 36:47
    yeah which is a problem when they don't
  • 36:50
    have one anymore and there's just a
  • 36:51
    bunch of Millennials you played this
  • 36:55
    analysis is kind of interesting well the
  • 36:57
    president doesn't want to look weak and
  • 36:59
    he doesn't want to look like he's caving
  • 37:00
    in to Democrats today he called
  • 37:02
    Democrats dangerous and said that
  • 37:04
    they're being radicalized and that they
  • 37:05
    can't be trusted with water security he
  • 37:08
    also used what some people saw was look
  • 37:10
    as loaded language when talking about
  • 37:11
    spam Speaker Nancy Pelosi
  • 37:13
    he said that Nancy Pelosi is dominating
  • 37:15
    Chuck Schumer that would be of course
  • 37:16
    Senator Chuck Schumer and that said that
  • 37:18
    Chuck Schumer is a puppet of Nancy
  • 37:20
    Pelosi now we see the president kind of
  • 37:22
    scrambling to decide how he's gonna deal
  • 37:24
    with Nancy Pelosi and his strategy for
  • 37:26
    her usually he's given people nicknames
  • 37:28
    like crooked Hillary for Hillary Clinton
  • 37:30
    or lyin Ted for Ted Cruz but in this
  • 37:32
    case he just said Nancy who I'd like to
  • 37:34
    call Nancy the other thing to note is
  • 37:36
    that the president is facing pressure
  • 37:37
    from his own conservative base there was
  • 37:40
    a group of conservatives who met today
  • 37:41
    with the president at the White House
  • 37:43
    and one of them was a was the president
  • 37:45
    of the Heritage Foundation her husband
  • 37:47
    is actually one of the people
  • 37:49
    furloughed a federal worker and this is
  • 37:50
    a large think tank based in Washington
  • 37:52
    DC and she told me even though I want my
  • 37:54
    husband to go back to work I want the
  • 37:56
    president not to blink yeah well your
  • 38:00
    job right a few complaining letters for
  • 38:03
    sub the reason I wanted a place that
  • 38:04
    reminded me of what the clip you had
  • 38:06
    were Trump but or no the earlier clip
  • 38:10
    that I had where Trump says she the
  • 38:12
    reason she's cutting off the State of
  • 38:14
    the Union speech which is required by
  • 38:16
    the Constitution by the way but it's not
  • 38:18
    a speech that's required you can just
  • 38:20
    send a memo email a text this graeme
  • 38:24
    this grand yes you can't the grandiosity
  • 38:27
    of the State of the Union is not
  • 38:29
    required according to other ways but the
  • 38:32
    point is that the point is what I'm
  • 38:34
    trying to where I'm going is not it's
  • 38:36
    gonna do with that it's the fact that he
  • 38:37
    he's decided to start going with his
  • 38:39
    propagandistic the ideas and he said in
  • 38:43
    that clip Nancy doesn't want to hear the
  • 38:46
    truth that the reason cuz she doesn't
  • 38:51
    want to hear the truth about the State
  • 38:52
    of the Union I guess I don't know it was
  • 38:56
    just a she's trying to project an image
  • 39:01
    of Democrats with their hands over their
  • 39:03
    ears yes ma'am I can't hear I can't hear
  • 39:06
    I can't hear I guess but it's silly
  • 39:09
    there is a I caught a law coming to the
  • 39:13
    floor it's not even written yet but
  • 39:15
    it'll be House Resolution 705 to
  • 39:18
    authorize the administrator of the
  • 39:20
    Transportation Security Administration
  • 39:21
    to utilize the security service P fee to
  • 39:25
    pay transportation security offers or
  • 39:27
    salaries during a lapse in
  • 39:28
    appropriations for the TSA which is a
  • 39:31
    good idea I mean the money's still
  • 39:35
    coming in the airlines pay fees for the
  • 39:39
    job that these guys there is an actual
  • 39:41
    payment for this job that's why it some
  • 39:45
    airports have commercial companies doing
  • 39:47
    it like or TSA they were all done by
  • 39:49
    commercial
  • 39:50
    so there's fees paid and the idea who
  • 39:52
    put this in who put this bill in by a
  • 39:55
    timing I think this is gonna be over in
  • 39:57
    the next week Cato yeah I agree I agree
  • 40:01
    and there's gonna be some kind of you
  • 40:04
    know what smart wall is actually good
  • 40:06
    because it still has the word wall yeah
  • 40:10
    we should make everyone kind of happy
  • 40:12
    and that's got to be some wall everyone
  • 40:13
    agrees on some wall and you know the
  • 40:15
    border the border fence Act which was
  • 40:18
    never funded you know they're gonna work
  • 40:20
    it out it's just what a waste of space
  • 40:23
    and time just wasting everybody's time
  • 40:27
    except for the cable news
  • 40:29
    they loved the nest and business it I
  • 40:32
    don't know why they have to stay in
  • 40:34
    business they're not doing their jobs
  • 40:35
    but yes they are denied giving us enough
  • 40:39
    stuff funded the overseas news is really
  • 40:42
    getting wealth etic do you want to go
  • 40:44
    there nothing from these guys you want
  • 40:46
    to go there now overseas let's start
  • 40:48
    with Venezuela well I have seen some
  • 40:51
    news about Venezuela that's the only one
  • 40:54
    so let me just what I understand
  • 40:56
    happened here is Maduro who which we
  • 40:59
    kind of predicted in the last show for
  • 41:01
    sure we saw it coming down coming down
  • 41:04
    Broadway
  • 41:06
    so it's cover art of the last show
  • 41:08
    included the guy who is now served
  • 41:12
    what's his name again
  • 41:13
    yes no Guido yes so yeah so there was a
  • 41:17
    vote Guido did not win but then the
  • 41:21
    observers conveniently including the
  • 41:24
    United States and UN and way way Guido
  • 41:28
    did win now I thought he didn't win
  • 41:30
    didn't win what I thought I didn't win
  • 41:32
    the election
  • 41:33
    Guido won the election he's the head of
  • 41:35
    the assembly no he hmm I okay I read it
  • 41:40
    differently
  • 41:41
    Maduro well knows that neither guy ran
  • 41:44
    against Maduro you must be thinking
  • 41:45
    about somebody else well let's play
  • 41:48
    these clips and we'll get to the bottom
  • 41:50
    of it well the bottom line is Maduro
  • 41:52
    doesn't want to give up the seat that's
  • 41:54
    the bottom line
  • 41:55
    Maduro won
  • 41:57
    yeah okay usually you tell me then tell
  • 42:00
    me what's going on cuz I'm confused
  • 42:02
    yep airily he did not win the
  • 42:04
    presidential he won he's the president
  • 42:06
    of the there government but not at the
  • 42:09
    president of the country and there's
  • 42:10
    something that he did not win I'm pretty
  • 42:12
    sure he didn't run he ran from what he
  • 42:15
    ran before he won what he ran for all
  • 42:18
    right and they've just all everybody
  • 42:21
    else I got three reports on the same
  • 42:23
    topic from three different angles and I
  • 42:25
    want to play all three of them they're
  • 42:27
    not well they're a little long and this
  • 42:28
    should be but first you have democracy
  • 42:30
    now which is a socialist operation as
  • 42:32
    far as they're concerned Maduro should
  • 42:34
    be running the place into the ground is
  • 42:35
    okay by them then we have PBS which
  • 42:38
    tries to take kind of a journalistic
  • 42:41
    approach to them they don't get anywhere
  • 42:42
    then we have the report from CBS CIA
  • 42:46
    report that just tells us what's going
  • 42:48
    on now can we just say up front that
  • 42:51
    Guido if you look at his biography
  • 42:54
    everything's kind of like ho-hum until
  • 42:56
    you get to his master's degree at jord
  • 43:00
    was it
  • 43:01
    Georgetown he's our guy yes he's our guy
  • 43:09
    let's start with Venezuelan update
  • 43:11
    democracy now and listen to what they
  • 43:13
    leave out the United States is
  • 43:15
    continuing to ratchet up pressure on
  • 43:17
    Venezuela and what appears to be part of
  • 43:19
    a coordinated effort to remove the
  • 43:21
    Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro from
  • 43:23
    office on Tuesday vice president Mike
  • 43:26
    Pence posted a video message online
  • 43:28
    telling Venezuelan opposition leaders
  • 43:30
    and protesters that the u.s. supports
  • 43:32
    their efforts to Aust
  • 43:34
    the president hola I'm Mike Pence the
  • 43:39
    vice president of the United States and
  • 43:42
    on behalf of President Donald Trump and
  • 43:44
    all the American people let me express
  • 43:47
    the unwavering support of the United
  • 43:49
    States as you the people of Venezuela
  • 43:51
    raise your voices in a call for freedom
  • 43:56
    Nicolas Maduro is a dictator with no
  • 43:59
    legitimate claim to power Venezuelan
  • 44:01
    president Maduro responded by saying he
  • 44:04
    would revise diplomatic relations with
  • 44:06
    the United States
  • 44:07
    saying quote never before has a
  • 44:10
    high-level official said that the
  • 44:12
    opposition should overthrow the
  • 44:14
    government
  • 44:15
    unquote Venezuelan vice president Desi
  • 44:18
    Rodriguez also responded to the pence
  • 44:21
    video people might notice and that is in
  • 44:24
    Blair because mr. pence doesn't have a
  • 44:27
    job now he wants to come and run
  • 44:28
    Venezuela handing out instructions on
  • 44:31
    what should happen in Venezuela tomorrow
  • 44:33
    openly calling for coup d'etat in
  • 44:35
    Venezuela I will say it like the
  • 44:37
    Venezuelan people would say it to you
  • 44:39
    Yankee go home Monday the government of
  • 44:42
    President Maduro said it suppressed a
  • 44:44
    military revolt in the capital Caracas
  • 44:46
    Maduro has accused the u.s. along with
  • 44:49
    Canada and twelve Latin American allies
  • 44:51
    including Brazil of plotting a coup
  • 44:53
    against his socialist government
  • 44:55
    meanwhile opposition groups are planning
  • 44:57
    to hold major anti Maduro protests today
  • 45:00
    across Venezuela well it sounds like a
  • 45:03
    coup to me this is the make good cuz we
  • 45:10
    could not get Chavez out of the out of
  • 45:12
    the office I think we just moved up one
  • 45:14
    spot I think we did we're number seven
  • 45:17
    with a bullet now we hear the same
  • 45:19
    report on PBS we hear a few more details
  • 45:21
    in fact she never mentions Guido at all
  • 45:26
    in that report because and the previous
  • 45:29
    shows she's had these experts on it says
  • 45:31
    this guy this Guido guy he's nobody
  • 45:36
    knows who he is he's an unknown he's
  • 45:38
    just some sort of guy he's just somehow
  • 45:41
    won the head of the assembly he became
  • 45:43
    that guy and that now is just be
  • 45:45
    familiarize himself with people reported
  • 45:48
    differently on PBS
  • 45:50
    venezuela's President Nicolas Maduro
  • 45:52
    faces the most direct challenge to his
  • 45:54
    nearly six years in power today as Nick
  • 45:57
    Schifrin reports the US and more than a
  • 45:59
    half a dozen other countries recognized
  • 46:02
    Juan Cueto currently the head of
  • 46:04
    Venezuela 's national assembly as the
  • 46:06
    country's legitimate president on a
  • 46:11
    stage in downtown Caracas in front of a
  • 46:13
    crowd of thousands thirty five love
  • 46:15
    languages right hand and administered
  • 46:18
    his own oath of office
  • 46:20
    I swear to formally assume the powers of
  • 46:23
    the National Executive as the president
  • 46:25
    in charge of Venezuela around the
  • 46:28
    capital and country today hundreds of
  • 46:30
    thousands perhaps millions of
  • 46:32
    Venezuelans rallied in support of Guido
  • 46:34
    and called for a change in government we
  • 46:38
    are here to support our National
  • 46:40
    Assembly the only legitimate power for
  • 46:43
    the 14 million Venezuelan nuns demanded
  • 46:49
    freedom and other protesters demanded
  • 46:51
    president Nicolas Maduro step down your
  • 46:55
    time is up
  • 46:56
    and your cabinets understand this
  • 46:58
    Venezuela has outgrown you Venezuelans
  • 47:03
    have protested before but this time the
  • 47:05
    usually fractured opposition has a
  • 47:07
    consensus leader until recently rido was
  • 47:10
    relatively unknown but he's
  • 47:12
    criss-crossed the country speaking
  • 47:13
    against Maduro asking for support from
  • 47:16
    the international community and
  • 47:17
    Venezuela's powerful military no we are
  • 47:22
    not asking you to mount a coup or to
  • 47:24
    shoot on the contrary we're asking you
  • 47:26
    not to shoot at us and defend together
  • 47:29
    with us the right of our people to be
  • 47:31
    heard so that sounds very much like they
  • 47:36
    got all these groups together yeah in
  • 47:38
    concert the CIA operation I don't think
  • 47:42
    I think this is something that they
  • 47:44
    they've been working on and they I think
  • 47:46
    they're putting all their real smart
  • 47:49
    guys on doing this this was a this was a
  • 47:53
    real good job because so far just the
  • 47:57
    guy just slips in he pops up he's
  • 47:59
    totally likable looking Obama kind of
  • 48:02
    thing the CIA knows how to run that yeah
  • 48:05
    he's only 35 the guy just inaugurated
  • 48:07
    himself I mean that's good that all
  • 48:10
    right that's it that's a coup right
  • 48:11
    there yeah so that we're gonna go to our
  • 48:14
    doubt 'let CBS to hear what the how
  • 48:18
    they're gonna try to spin it I think
  • 48:20
    that PBS did the best reporting on this
  • 48:22
    which we just heard very different than
  • 48:26
    the Democracy Now reporting where
  • 48:27
    they're just all they all in on Teresa
  • 48:29
    well let's just you and I are not jaded
  • 48:35
    but we've just accepted as fact that's
  • 48:37
    what we do yeah and we put a basis we do
  • 48:42
    a good job these guys go broke because
  • 48:46
    of us I mean they will go broke if they
  • 48:48
    don't play they dip play play the game
  • 48:51
    right bye okay Venezuela CBS hundreds of
  • 48:53
    thousands of Venezuelans protested in
  • 48:55
    the streets today demanding that
  • 48:57
    President Nicolas Maduro step aside 35
  • 49:01
    year old Juan Cueto the head of the
  • 49:03
    National Assembly swore himself in as
  • 49:05
    the new leader of the country journalist
  • 49:08
    Virginia Lopez glasses in Caracas there
  • 49:10
    were also videos of the National Guard a
  • 49:13
    throwing tear gas at protesters and also
  • 49:16
    taking some protesters a with them
  • 49:19
    prisoners backing the opposition the
  • 49:21
    Trump administration which today along
  • 49:23
    with Canada and more than a dozen other
  • 49:25
    countries officially recognized WeDo as
  • 49:27
    interim president at the White House
  • 49:29
    reporters asked President Trump if he'd
  • 49:31
    take military action to protect the
  • 49:33
    opposition movement
  • 49:36
    Venezuela once a wealthy country with
  • 49:38
    the largest proven oil reserves in the
  • 49:39
    world is on the verge of economic
  • 49:41
    collapse with food and medicine in short
  • 49:44
    supply it has become a haven for
  • 49:46
    terrorists and drug traffickers more
  • 49:49
    than 3 million Venezuelans have fled
  • 49:51
    into surrounding countries
  • 49:52
    scholar Moshe Rendon's family still
  • 49:55
    lives there we're talking about 300
  • 49:57
    children expected to die because of lack
  • 49:59
    of food the average Venezuelan has lost
  • 50:02
    24 pounds in the last year Maduro has
  • 50:06
    long blamed the u.s. for his country's
  • 50:07
    problems even accusing Venezuelan and
  • 50:10
    Colombian immigrants living in Florida
  • 50:12
    for a failed assassination attempt last
  • 50:14
    August
  • 50:16
    today he severed diplomatic ties and
  • 50:18
    ordered US embassy personnel out of the
  • 50:20
    country within 72 hours the Pentagon and
  • 50:24
    State Department are determining how to
  • 50:25
    protect US diplomats still in Venezuela
  • 50:28
    sources tell CBS News that Guido is now
  • 50:31
    in hiding in Caracas the next steps are
  • 50:34
    unclear Maduro still has powerful
  • 50:36
    supporters including China and Russia
  • 50:38
    and for now Jeff his own military
  • 50:42
    right yeah so that we have the truer
  • 50:45
    picture yes Maduro did not revise me Amy
  • 50:50
    put it revised relationships with United
  • 50:54
    staes he he expelled the United States
  • 50:57
    it's the difference seems to me yeah but
  • 51:00
    we're not budging apparently well no we
  • 51:02
    laughter we're leaving we're trying to
  • 51:03
    get out of there safely hmm we're not
  • 51:06
    sticking around the embassy
  • 51:07
    no no NBC's got to get out but everyone
  • 51:09
    else stays well glad hopes they would we
  • 51:13
    know who's gonna stay this Latino team
  • 51:15
    mm-hmm and they apparently then they I
  • 51:19
    guess they know enough about the
  • 51:21
    situation that they can take Guido
  • 51:26
    as I call me Guido and lock him up
  • 51:30
    someplace so he won't get killed because
  • 51:33
    that's what the module is no I want to
  • 51:36
    do and so if you're running the show if
  • 51:38
    you're one of the whoever the station
  • 51:39
    chief is and these other guys that are
  • 51:42
    having to do this thing they make it
  • 51:43
    look like it's just natural
  • 51:46
    you know enough to get this guy buried
  • 51:49
    so he can crop up later as the big
  • 51:51
    reigning hero after Maduro either quits
  • 51:53
    or something happens they this just not
  • 51:56
    over I've been looking at the Dutch news
  • 51:59
    fitting I'm waiting for Curacao or
  • 52:02
    Bonaire and these are islands you can
  • 52:03
    almost see Venezuela which are Dutch
  • 52:06
    actually
  • 52:08
    municipalities nothing from them it's
  • 52:11
    right off the coast
  • 52:13
    they have been read in yeah well I think
  • 52:18
    so far
  • 52:20
    mission accomplished that's so far so
  • 52:23
    good I don't think that misses anywhere
  • 52:25
    near accomplished
  • 52:26
    I mean don't forget that we went around
  • 52:29
    and around with shadows Caesar with some
  • 52:33
    Java stuff a lot yeah and we tried to
  • 52:36
    kill him a couple of times and we tried
  • 52:38
    to make him do deals and everything he
  • 52:39
    ended up becoming more powerful than
  • 52:41
    ever so it can turn the other way he
  • 52:47
    never wanted to play ball and what is
  • 52:48
    our benefit what do we want a world
  • 52:51
    largest supply of oil oh really
  • 52:54
    reserves the world's largest reserves
  • 52:57
    bigger than Saudi Arabia yeah I think
  • 53:01
    yeah I think we want that yeah I think
  • 53:04
    so yeah who's in there what companies
  • 53:10
    Whelan right doesn't yeah it's a
  • 53:12
    Venezuelan company that is gut issues
  • 53:14
    all over the United States and there's
  • 53:15
    all Venezuelan oil that they have their
  • 53:17
    own resins pretty much they pretty much
  • 53:19
    vertically integrated so it's fine not
  • 53:25
    as long as the oil comes over here but
  • 53:28
    yeah you know it's still
  • 53:31
    if we could get Venezuela we all should
  • 53:33
    just take Canada for their oil - yeah
  • 53:36
    Canada's at number three don't forget
  • 53:38
    we're number eight so there are that in
  • 53:40
    our sights but the Venezuelan oil we
  • 53:45
    don't need Canada we don't need anybody
  • 53:46
    if we could get a hold of that oil right
  • 53:49
    all right so something to do with this
  • 53:55
    well suppose oh yeah
  • 53:56
    there was the the two marches over the
  • 54:00
    weekend the March for Life and the march
  • 54:04
    for the women's March which was split up
  • 54:07
    and really there's some clips and less
  • 54:10
    show about the women's March yeah but
  • 54:11
    there wasn't much it wasn't much to do
  • 54:14
    about the about the marches they didn't
  • 54:16
    have the scale they didn't have the
  • 54:20
    right to the march for life so that
  • 54:23
    would be the anti-abortion people that
  • 54:26
    an interesting speaker but they never
  • 54:28
    get any coverage no well there's a
  • 54:31
    reason so one of their main speakers was
  • 54:34
    ben shapiro huh now you got us i wish
  • 54:38
    you could see the video so he's on a
  • 54:40
    stage he's sitting down behind a desk
  • 54:43
    with his laptop open his laptop as a big
  • 54:47
    daily wire sticker on it on the lid and
  • 54:50
    he's reading he's reading from his
  • 54:53
    laptop while he's on stage with this
  • 54:55
    crowd and actually the crowd microphone
  • 54:58
    reading his speech from his laptop
  • 54:59
    sitting down so I'm gonna play this what
  • 55:05
    a stylist it's it's baffling and he also
  • 55:10
    lost a couple sponsors over this speech
  • 55:13
    for his radio show which is just the
  • 55:15
    beginning
  • 55:15
    finally argument number 10 this one has
  • 55:18
    become popular in recent years after the
  • 55:20
    book Freakonomics came out that argument
  • 55:22
    is that abortion lowers the crime rate
  • 55:23
    right that all the that what has lowered
  • 55:26
    the crime rate traditionally has been
  • 55:27
    killing all the would-be criminals
  • 55:28
    first of all hey I don't know who's
  • 55:32
    comfortable with the pre-crime version
  • 55:34
    of humanity where we got to decide
  • 55:35
    before you're born whether you're likely
  • 55:37
    to be a criminal and then abort you
  • 55:38
    based on future and criminal activity in
  • 55:40
    which you have not participated and the
  • 55:41
    crowd is just riveted by this fancy
  • 55:43
    the presentation the argument I guess
  • 55:46
    here is that would you kill baby Hitler
  • 55:48
    and the truth is that no pro-life person
  • 55:50
    on earth would kill baby Hitler right
  • 55:52
    because baby Hitler wasn't Hitler adult
  • 55:53
    Hitler was Hitler
  • 55:54
    maybe Hitler was a baby and when you
  • 55:56
    presumably want to do with baby Hitler
  • 55:57
    was take baby Hitler out of baby
  • 55:59
    Hitler's house and move baby Hitler into
  • 56:01
    a better house where he would not grow
  • 56:02
    up to be that's the idea would you kill
  • 56:09
    baby Hitler and the truth is that no
  • 56:10
    pro-life person on earth would kill baby
  • 56:11
    Hitler right because baby Hitler wasn't
  • 56:13
    Hitler adult Hitler was Hitler maybe
  • 56:14
    Hitler was a baby right would you
  • 56:15
    presumably want to do with baby Hitler
  • 56:17
    was take baby Hitler out of baby
  • 56:18
    Hitler's house and move baby Hitler into
  • 56:20
    a better house where he would not grow
  • 56:21
    up to be Hitler dude dude no he'll be
  • 56:37
    much coffee so much coffee Ben he's
  • 56:41
    gonna go to decaffeinate is gonna be de
  • 56:43
    platformed it's gonna happen no oh yeah
  • 56:47
    platform to worry about it hmm okay
  • 56:50
    coming up I have see I'm sorry were you
  • 56:54
    gonna say something no I just really
  • 56:56
    realized something just don't mumbled
  • 56:59
    one interesting piece of news for people
  • 57:02
    who believe they can monetize the
  • 57:04
    network which there you go yeah it's
  • 57:07
    just a shorty though I love it after
  • 57:11
    years and years and years of and I'm
  • 57:15
    looking at every single developer like
  • 57:17
    Google so great they're really making
  • 57:19
    the best browser yeah crumb crumb crumb
  • 57:21
    crumb crumb oh yeah everything workers
  • 57:23
    croak yeah Google knows what they're
  • 57:24
    doing this is smart
  • 57:25
    yeah well here we are Google announced
  • 57:29
    they are changing the extension API
  • 57:34
    which for all intents and purposes will
  • 57:37
    make ad blocking impossible with
  • 57:41
    third-party ad blockers specifically
  • 57:44
    it's the one that I was using Pro no no
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    no no you block origin is probably one
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    of the better ones
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    no actually adblock Pro
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    but they will be allowed to continue to
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    function but of course they allow ads
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    through for a fee so now we're in the
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    situation that just when Microsoft as an
  • 58:10
    aside announced that they were moving to
  • 58:12
    the chromium engine on the backend for
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    their edge browser Google is really
  • 58:19
    clamping down and everybody's like oh
  • 58:22
    what this is well is an ad agency this
  • 58:27
    is what we warned you of and here it is
  • 58:29
    and actually there's a thread with
  • 58:32
    Brendan Eich from brave and so the brave
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    browser will obviously be able to combat
  • 58:37
    this change because they have other
  • 58:39
    other systems in there a lot of noise
  • 58:42
    about everyone going back to Firefox
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    which I doubt I never went to chrome I
  • 58:50
    wish I was Crum I'm pretty sure that
  • 58:55
    everyone just go oh ok and they'll take
  • 58:57
    the adblock fro and everyone will just
  • 58:59
    move on their merry way except people
  • 59:03
    like me I installed my piehole yesterday
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    based on this news I have to tell you
  • 59:10
    this is what is my piehole my piehole
  • 59:14
    PIH Oh Ellie this is I think we've
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    talked about it before it's you get a
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    Raspberry Pi pronounce that bit holy be
  • 59:24
    holy yeah well there's a - piehole
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    piehole ewwww
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    so you get a Raspberry Pi very
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    inexpensive you know like what is it now
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    20 bucks you got a good one go to the
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    Internet you issue one command it
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    installs this pie hole which includes
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    community open-source lists of all the
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    URLs you want to block and whenever you
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    in your own network at home whenever you
  • 59:53
    are on the web any of these it's kind of
  • 59:56
    like what brave does inherently anything
  • 59:59
    of any program in this case anything
  • 1:00:01
    you're using will then be routed into
  • 1:00:04
    kind of like this dead zone so it never
  • 1:00:05
    appears in your browser but it kind of
  • 1:00:07
    appears as though it it did
  • 1:00:08
    go through for the service serving of
  • 1:00:11
    the ways which brave does yes and but
  • 1:00:14
    this is fantastic
  • 1:00:16
    cuz brave has his problems you know it's
  • 1:00:18
    still wonky it's it's very wonky kevie
  • 1:00:21
    do images properly has all kinds of
  • 1:00:24
    issues with it but this pie hole oh my
  • 1:00:27
    god and it's also fun to see you know
  • 1:00:30
    like this Microsoft is they have like 18
  • 1:00:33
    different things they're pinging once
  • 1:00:35
    every second it's coming from all over
  • 1:00:37
    there even pinging Bing God knows why
  • 1:00:41
    but it's just oh my god
  • 1:00:43
    all this stuff is blocked out is really
  • 1:00:46
    really good and I'm thinking this would
  • 1:00:47
    be a great product if if we could do
  • 1:00:49
    Hardware yeah everyone just needs one of
  • 1:00:52
    these you need a thing to just you know
  • 1:00:54
    I got a USB stick if it will be possible
  • 1:00:55
    it's not to just have one of these
  • 1:00:58
    everywhere you go it's real it's and it
  • 1:01:00
    speeds up your whole experience because
  • 1:01:03
    it's blocking I'm blocking a little
  • 1:01:05
    under 30 percent of all traffic that is
  • 1:01:08
    just ad based bullcrap
  • 1:01:10
    yeah 30 percent is really good get off
  • 1:01:17
    the net now everyone has to go towards
  • 1:01:21
    these things because yeah the Chrome
  • 1:01:23
    browser is just completely compromised
  • 1:01:25
    and thank you very much developers who
  • 1:01:28
    thought Google was the best thing ever
  • 1:01:29
    and now you're gonna have to deal with
  • 1:01:31
    it yourself hey Google does what they do
  • 1:01:36
    because they do what they do and with
  • 1:01:39
    that I'd like to thank you for your
  • 1:01:41
    courage say in the morning to you John
  • 1:01:42
    see Derek had no see for you just maybe
  • 1:01:46
    your name Chrome I'd like to thank you
  • 1:01:50
    for your courage and say in the morning
  • 1:01:51
    to you John see where the C stands for
  • 1:01:53
    chrome Dvorak in the morning you'll miss
  • 1:01:57
    random curry also in the morning to the
  • 1:01:59
    ship said to see and the feet in the
  • 1:02:01
    water in the subs and the water and the
  • 1:02:03
    dames and nights out there and in the
  • 1:02:04
    morning to art roll room you can find
  • 1:02:06
    them at No Agenda stream comm also
  • 1:02:09
    starting to be blocked here and there by
  • 1:02:10
    some corporate to firewalls because
  • 1:02:13
    apparently we we steal your we fish on
  • 1:02:15
    you I don't know what the hell this it's
  • 1:02:18
    we're slowly going down people
  • 1:02:20
    and all I'm trying to bring up the
  • 1:02:23
    firewalls I say what let me as
  • 1:02:26
    ridiculous if it anybody blocks us this
  • 1:02:29
    uh but I mean that's what they do I mean
  • 1:02:35
    you get reported by someone then all of
  • 1:02:36
    a sudden you're just on the list there's
  • 1:02:38
    nothing you can do about it it's called
  • 1:02:39
    deep platforming bitching moan in the
  • 1:02:42
    morning - Darren O'Neill as we discussed
  • 1:02:44
    earlier he brought us the artwork for
  • 1:02:45
    episode 11:05 the type of that was
  • 1:02:47
    bombshell and we had our Guido Obama
  • 1:02:53
    picture up there so you could see how
  • 1:02:56
    close the the resemblances in stature in
  • 1:03:01
    gaze as in Gaz smile everything is very
  • 1:03:07
    very similar uncanny almost it looks
  • 1:03:10
    like I don't want to say too much but
  • 1:03:13
    this show did kind of predict and here
  • 1:03:15
    we are knew it was gonna happen alright
  • 1:03:21
    nice if I had my reading glasses but
  • 1:03:24
    okay I wish I was the bionic eye doing
  • 1:03:27
    by the way
  • 1:03:28
    it's great you still need reading
  • 1:03:30
    glasses for him
  • 1:03:31
    you couldn't yeah these lenses only have
  • 1:03:34
    you there's different kinds of lenses
  • 1:03:36
    you can get whiners fixed focal and then
  • 1:03:38
    you have some different focal lengths or
  • 1:03:41
    our variable focal lengths but the one
  • 1:03:42
    that I have is like medium to long -
  • 1:03:46
    focal ranges but binocular vision
  • 1:03:49
    most people they get the single focal
  • 1:03:52
    length to get long and then we're
  • 1:03:54
    glasses right but they you something can
  • 1:03:56
    sometimes lose mine ocular vision and
  • 1:03:58
    then then there's these crazy ones that
  • 1:04:03
    are just you look at him and you go why
  • 1:04:05
    would I put that in my eye but
  • 1:04:06
    apparently they give you a full range of
  • 1:04:08
    vision which would be the reason but the
  • 1:04:13
    way that they explain it it's like yeah
  • 1:04:15
    I know it looks weird this this lens but
  • 1:04:18
    apparently your brain gets this images
  • 1:04:22
    just by the way this really makes you
  • 1:04:25
    wonder about the basis of reality seeing
  • 1:04:30
    is believing you mean no I think
  • 1:04:31
    everything
  • 1:04:33
    sketchy okay because this thing is
  • 1:04:35
    parently just throws a bunch of crap
  • 1:04:37
    into your eye and the brain goes I think
  • 1:04:39
    I can piece this together yes look
  • 1:04:42
    perfect and you have this great vision
  • 1:04:45
    comes random scraps that are thrown into
  • 1:04:48
    the under the retina it's just like okay
  • 1:04:51
    so it's Oh
  • 1:04:51
    okay so it's not just a clean focal lens
  • 1:04:54
    it's like a whole bunch of like sand no
  • 1:04:58
    it's a lens but a lot of debris got all
  • 1:05:00
    kinds of little dips and doodles on them
  • 1:05:02
    it's like now like just a lens that you
  • 1:05:05
    could like a camera lens it's got more
  • 1:05:07
    going on and it's not natural because
  • 1:05:11
    our drill lens is like a rubbery little
  • 1:05:13
    thing that you helps us focus because it
  • 1:05:15
    changes shape right but it's just the
  • 1:05:19
    one there's a lot to it more to it than
  • 1:05:20
    you'd think
  • 1:05:21
    okay okay start with us start off um now
  • 1:05:25
    we don't have any official executive
  • 1:05:26
    producers today I saw I wanted to
  • 1:05:29
    mention that we have no executive
  • 1:05:32
    producer again this is two times in the
  • 1:05:34
    same month which is a huge difference
  • 1:05:38
    relax it's actually an economic
  • 1:05:39
    indicator for Wall Street it might be
  • 1:05:43
    mm-hmm
  • 1:05:43
    not happy about it this is Brian
  • 1:05:48
    it's wifeís riffles
  • 1:05:51
    well whiffle's okay and he came in at
  • 1:05:54
    282 dollars and 28 cents in the check
  • 1:05:56
    jeunesse Co Illinois and I don't think
  • 1:05:58
    he expect to become executive producer
  • 1:06:00
    but he is going to be executive producer
  • 1:06:02
    he did send a notice alright ITM thank
  • 1:06:05
    you for your twice weekly sanity check I
  • 1:06:08
    have been an avid listener of the show
  • 1:06:12
    for a little over two years it was after
  • 1:06:16
    being turned turned into as he's got
  • 1:06:19
    this very small crazy-looking writing
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    with stuff in between onto your show by
  • 1:06:24
    a couple
  • 1:06:26
    of dudes named Ben at work so that's a
  • 1:06:30
    good sign we got dudes they've been
  • 1:06:31
    converting dudes named Ben hey they're
  • 1:06:34
    the ones that will save the world right
  • 1:06:37
    right
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    he needs a probably give them addy
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    dishing okay let me just grab my douche
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    machine and my deduced ah well this is
  • 1:06:54
    interesting that's what all the
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    scribbling is okay I get it now I'll get
  • 1:06:59
    your pen out okay I made an error by not
  • 1:07:01
    sending this to Eric apparently this
  • 1:07:03
    donation brings me to the knighthood
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    level ah
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    okay please assign me the title of Sir
  • 1:07:11
    Dirt Farmer of Western Illinois okay sue
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    me it's available as if it's not mmm
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    let's check okay Bryan whistles he will
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    be sir
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    or was it Dirt Farmer Dirt Farmer of
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    Illinois yeah all right please give me a
  • 1:07:36
    dealer's choice of jingles and some
  • 1:07:38
    small business Karma as my wife and I
  • 1:07:41
    have recently started a new business on
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    the side also includes some us I can't
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    read this something karma hell health
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    karma okay got it
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    health Karma for my family okay got it
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    uh well it's he's just saying a dealer's
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    choice I mean I just push a button okay
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    [Applause]
  • 1:08:08
    by ein Rand
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    you've got karma Anthony de prata a in
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    Somerset in Kentucky $250 and he'll be
  • 1:08:23
    the first associate executive producer
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    for yes it could have made with the $20
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    more idea an expat who's been living
  • 1:08:30
    overseas for more than ten years I'm
  • 1:08:32
    relocating back to the USA in the summer
  • 1:08:34
    all right culture shock no great timing
  • 1:08:39
    anyway I need job karma I appreciate the
  • 1:08:42
    Karma and any sounds JA John enjoys I
  • 1:08:46
    play the little girl of the new little
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    girl Smitley
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    which oh the don't eat me a little girl
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    yeah don't eat a new one the new don't
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    eat me grow okay
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    Tony D yeah he's in I guess Jeju South
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    Korea okay they'll be back where is the
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    little girl and I'm like xandrie okay
  • 1:09:14
    okay there we go what was the gist of
  • 1:09:16
    that and jobs come Jobs Karma okay jobs
  • 1:09:24
    and jobs let's vote for jobs now we have
  • 1:09:35
    anonymous boot in the air I want you to
  • 1:09:37
    read this while I go look for my reading
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    glasses okay so he wants a goat karma
  • 1:09:41
    trained farmer trained comer so when I
  • 1:09:45
    do a goat farmer and get that ready
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    ready for him this is from Madonna
  • 1:09:52
    --mess boats in the air crackpot bus
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    kill please d douche me again with this
  • 1:09:56
    donation of two 3333
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    you've been deduced at 200 ollars for an
  • 1:10:04
    associate executive producer credit and
  • 1:10:06
    3333 from my podcasting license for real
  • 1:10:09
    this time Adam though there is actually
  • 1:10:11
    no license we send out if you send me
  • 1:10:14
    your desired name then we'll give you
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    first name dot last name dot podcast
  • 1:10:22
    license comm and you get a certificate
  • 1:10:24
    with that so it could be anonymous dot
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    boots dot in that in the is something
  • 1:10:28
    like that the events of my life as of
  • 1:10:30
    late have led me somewhere I don't want
  • 1:10:32
    to be so in an aggressive attempt to
  • 1:10:34
    change my situation I request the
  • 1:10:36
    powerful goat karma and I am it's very
  • 1:10:41
    powerful and I implore other producers
  • 1:10:43
    to help me with an experiment Oh pay
  • 1:10:45
    attention I will be comparing the events
  • 1:10:47
    of goat Karma induced 2019 versus my no
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    Karma control of 2018 I urge another
  • 1:10:56
    producer to attempt the same with the
  • 1:10:57
    standard karma model and we can compare
  • 1:11:00
    notes in late December all right
  • 1:11:02
    I'm always excited to download the new
  • 1:11:04
    show every Sunday and Sunday I don't
  • 1:11:08
    always agree with you - you don't need
  • 1:11:10
    to say it but I appreciate the copious
  • 1:11:12
    amounts of work you've you put into
  • 1:11:14
    finding the truth iddah t the truth adi
  • 1:11:16
    of the m5m and their shortcomings I
  • 1:11:19
    request goat karma for the experiment
  • 1:11:20
    and train foamer because it always makes
  • 1:11:23
    me laugh also I was wrong he doesn't
  • 1:11:26
    want that he wants just a regular foam
  • 1:11:28
    or jingle okay here you go thank you for
  • 1:11:31
    your support
  • 1:11:32
    [Music]
  • 1:11:37
    you've got karma all right let us know
  • 1:11:42
    in December yeah that'll be the the test
  • 1:11:45
    the big test yes the goat karma test of
  • 1:11:49
    2019 Nelson's it's a Selim sila my yeah
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    in boise boise boise idaho not two
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    hundred dollars and 33 cents um oops
  • 1:12:05
    oops oops oops
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    forgive me pawed Father for I have
  • 1:12:08
    sinned I have committed the great crime
  • 1:12:10
    of douchebaggery by not donating
  • 1:12:12
    donating for nearly a year
  • 1:12:13
    money's been tight due to moving twice
  • 1:12:16
    in a year and all the associated
  • 1:12:17
    expenses now since that last donated I
  • 1:12:20
    have joined the collects aghhh
  • 1:12:21
    collects it Exodus leaving the People's
  • 1:12:24
    Republic of California and permanently
  • 1:12:26
    resettling in the great state of Idaho
  • 1:12:28
    I could swear I felt my amygdala
  • 1:12:31
    relaxing gradually since making the move
  • 1:12:33
    I promise not to bring socialism and
  • 1:12:36
    poop covered streets with me but I can't
  • 1:12:38
    say the same for the thousands of other
  • 1:12:40
    California transplants who have preceded
  • 1:12:42
    me and are going to follow shortly after
  • 1:12:44
    airtime I will be interviewing for a
  • 1:12:46
    promotion on my current job so please
  • 1:12:48
    give me a hit of that sweet jobs karma
  • 1:12:50
    in addition to the Karma I'd like to
  • 1:12:51
    request a foamer and two to the back of
  • 1:12:54
    the head as always thank you both for
  • 1:12:55
    the perpetually needed bi-weekly doses
  • 1:12:58
    of sanity we got it for you jobs jobs
  • 1:13:09
    and jobs let's vote for job
  • 1:13:14
    karma you know a lot of California's but
  • 1:13:18
    not a lot like they've good hauling
  • 1:13:20
    their ass to Texas which is really where
  • 1:13:23
    the target state is stay away yeah don't
  • 1:13:29
    listen to him so there's about three
  • 1:13:32
    target states one is Nevada mm-hmm
  • 1:13:34
    people go there and because there's no
  • 1:13:37
    taxes and it's you know it seems like it
  • 1:13:40
    seems like a good idea at the time and
  • 1:13:41
    lots of hookers then a lot of them go to
  • 1:13:45
    up to ten do we have do we have a huge
  • 1:13:47
    Seattle contingent and the same people
  • 1:13:49
    that go up there are the same ones that
  • 1:13:51
    sometimes figure out that Idaho is
  • 1:13:53
    probably a better bet than Seattle yeah
  • 1:13:56
    and then they then there's a few lag or
  • 1:13:59
    said ones that are really with no money
  • 1:14:01
    there's no reason for the other usually
  • 1:14:02
    they're silly to leave they move to
  • 1:14:04
    Portland
  • 1:14:05
    yeah it's horrible there now I hear oh
  • 1:14:07
    yeah it's always been pretty bad and so