August 23rd, 2018 • 2h 45m
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oh we were happy we were Adam
courage
Jhansi Devorah
this is your award-winning
Kippur Nation
Media assassination episode
1060 now
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Silicon
Valley from what I can tell
there's no
porn stars around here and this
efforts
not by yet we're ahead of the
game right
we're rocking we're ahead of
the game
we're good to go
which is good cuz I got to get
out in
time today okay I'm going to
Chicago
Shh shuttle in town uh yeah
Tina's been
there all week with a big Ronald
McDonald House Charities
conference
annual conference livin it up
nice time
of year to be in Chicago
August she says it's beautiful
but can't
be she says it's beautiful but
can't
she says it's absolutely
stunning what
get over there go down just hit
these
buttons what could possibly go
wrong
I'm so sore today hello
anything about I
went I went wait cab surfing
with the
former New York banker on his
boat
yesterday okay you know when
when the
former near banker calls and
says hey
it's Wednesday let's go out on
the boat
that's it yes sure um and of
course you
know we're friends we hang out
it's just
you know fun to to mess about
him like
Lake Charles Travis now like
Travis
Travis Travis yes
yeah but of course we'd really
only want
one thing a beer know we want
info we
want to Intel we want DC I know
what we
want stock tips
yeah you ready for it I am all
mine all
yours here we go he has a
January 200
put here we go he has a January
200
no wait it wasn't a 100 shoot
look at
the last night what was it I
don't
remember I got it now yes a
January 200
put on Tesla
January 2019 yes $200 put now
that's a
stock tip I think I don't know
anything
about options even after you
explained
it to me like I'm gonna stay
away from
that sounds like something Adam
could
get very hurt by I don't know I
mean I
that's all over here guys
Tesla's a
goner but you know it's he had
another
if you remember he said that in
March
he's 250 maybe the 250 called
and it
made it to 250
well yeah or it lived 250 but
but here's
the thing first of all he says
the real
the real problem is well you
know this
this taking the company private
is not
true that's not what the what
must was
trying to do it and I think that
everyone's been misinformed by
this what
he wanted to do do you want it
to to
take all of the shareholders
I basically d-list the company
not take
it private but delisted and the
process
a lot different he said take it
private
in his tweet I'm just telling
him what
the banker said I mean you know
he he it
I think beyond the tweet in some
interview that's what he was
talking
about he wanted effectively
delist the
stock to protect the
shareholders from
the shorts
what and he also doesn't want a
report
as often as he does but of
course yeah
when you have but you're a
public
company you have obligations yes
yeah but when you have like
more than
100 shareholders you also have
to report
as if you are a public company
this is
true at least at the report to
them yeah
yeah you know I think there is
some
disclosure anyway but maybe the
banker
says Tesla is no way and mainly
because
everyone's looking at Tesla
yeah they're
doing interesting things but
what when
you see what Porsche and BMW and
Mercedes and all these
companies are
coming out with is gonna blow
Tesla out
of the water
oh you know I've heard stuff
like this
before about some you know this
was a it
just reminds me of the days of
the first
Star Wars movie and Disney
comes along I
think we can do better than
that and
they - this stinks
we can do better than that
we're gonna
show them how to do it right
and then
they came up with the movie the
black
hole the worst movies ever well
it's a
little different from building
a car
which I think you'd never see
on the
road I'm not gonna argue with
you I'm
just I'm just passing on the
information
sounds like I don't know well I
agree in
agreement with the fact that
Tesla's a
goner in some way shape or form
it the
long haul because it really
relied on
the government subsidies yes
yeah and
[Music] government subsidies
yes yeah and
we'll see well regardless
whether he D
lists takes a private or stays
public if
Elizabeth Warren has anything
to do with
it it'll be a very different
situation
Democratic senator Elizabeth
Warren
unveiling a shocking new
proposal that
would nationalize every major
business
in America the new legislation
called
the accountable capitalism Act
would
constitute the largest seizure
of
private property in human
history so
what would it do to our economy
will it
look like playing the onion no
this is
not the onions never heard this
this
just came out this this this is
actual
network news I have not looked
at the
legislation yet but on the
plane I will
you better believe largest
seizure of
private property in human
history
so what would it do to our
economy will
look like with the government
in charge
of our largest corporations
let's ask
the CEO of walls or wealth
management
rebecca Walzer good morning
Rebecca good
morning and thanks for having
me thanks
for being here what's your
immediate
reaction to this idea that all
of a
sudden the government would
nationalize
all this companies it would be
like what
like you just did that's what
should be
well I'm glad that she's bold
enough to
actually tell us exactly what
she wants
because now we can call a spade
a spade
this is definitely socialism
because
socialism is
book ownership of companies
where all
the profits are actually
redistributed
to stakeholders instead of
shareholders
and yeah let me just break down
the bill
for you and then we can let you
pull it
apart so this is what Elizabeth
Warren
says because as you point out
she's
being direct she's being blunt
about
saying I want socialism the
accountable
capitalism ACK restores the
idea the
giant American corporation she
writes
should look out for American
interests
corporations with more than a
billion
dollars in annual revenue would
be
required to get a federal
corporate
charter she says the bill also
would
give workers are stronger voice
in
corporate decision-making at
large
companies and employees would
elect at
least 40% of the directors to
address
self-serving financial
incentives in
corporate management noodle boy
will be
pleased yes oh you know this is
like how
San Francisco's run
oh yeah makes sense yeah blue
poop the
result is horse poop yeah
that's I mean
she if she really that's a Hail
Mary as
far as if true and I again I
haven't
read the legislation or the
proposed
legislation she's all too deep
in but
that that's a Hail Mary's like
I'm going
all in on this Democrats
socialist thing
and there's an element of
delusion yes
used to dominate the Democrats
on a date
you know daily and it keeps
increasing
to me and I think not well okay
not just
Democrats I I have an actual
right wing
unhinged clip for us I'm sure
there's
plenty of right wing unhinge
right-wingers they've been that
way for
a long time but this kind of
delusion is
a bubble where you're in it and
you
actually you see this Cortez
woman and
then you say well maybe
everyone is
going that way maybe I can
outdo them
call you mean AOC Cortes Ocasio
Chris
Andrea yes yes yes I think
you're right
it's like hate that worked for
her I'm
just as pretty
newsflash newsflash Elizabeth
you're not
you're not just as pretty you
do not
have the same characteristics
that made
her successful do it so far so
far yeah
well I I will let you I will
Sunday I
will have an analysis of this
it's going
in let's face it no one's gonna
do that
in a million years well what it
does is
it takes Elizabeth Warren out of
everything I think she taught
herself
out already a couple different
ways she
took herself out with it with
the poor
dead girl up in Iowa yeah I
think and I
have that clips that you
brought oh yeah
yeah yeah Elizabeth Warren of
the
Tibbets yeah Elizabeth Warren
of the
yeah yes I want to get a very
important
story in the news it has to do
with
Molly tivitz the young woman in
Iowa who
was murdered her body believed
to be
found yesterday a person has
been
charged with that this person
is an
undocumented immigrant Mike
Pence and
the president have suggested the
immigration laws need to be
stronger so
that people like this man who
was
accused of this murder were not
in the
country of this murder were not
in the
your reaction yeah my I'm so
sorry for
the family here and I know this
is hard
not only for the family but for
the
people in her community the
people
throughout Iowa but one of the
things we
have to remember is we need an
immigration system that is
effective
that focuses on where real
problems are
last month I went down to the
border and
I saw where children had been
taken away
from their mothers I met with
those
mothers who had been lied to
who didn't
know where their children were
who
hadn't had a chance to talk to
their
children and there was no plan
for how
they would be reunified with
their
children would be reunified
with their
so she goes right to the
Democrat
talking points yeah that's what
you do
yeah but unfortunately they're
lousy
talking points and I don't
think she
realizes that no I by the way I
do have
a clip of the Molly the Molly
Tibbits clip since we brought
that since
I brought it up this is a very
short
clip because I just thought
there was
something kind of like puzzling
about
this story
Molly Tibbets alleged murderer
shuffled
into the courtroom in silence
wearing a
prison jumpsuit and headphones
for
Spanish translation mr. Rivera
you have
been charged with murder in the
first
degree in 24 year old Christian
by
Hannah Rivera is originally
from Mexico
federal officials tell us he's
an
undocumented immigrant
according to the affidavit
Rivera told
investigators he followed
Tibbets as she
was jogging in Brooklyn Iowa
July 18th
when Tibbets said I'm gonna
call the
police he panicked got angry
then his
memory quote blocked until he
remembered
finding Tibbets in his trunk
bleeding
from the head he says he left
her body
down this road in a cornfield
okay what
are you what are you not liking
about
that well I'm not disliking it
but does
this guy just spill his guts
immediately
to the first cop that comes
around and
he comes up with this crazy
story and
he's I just found her in the
trunk I
don't know I've got black
somebody else
put her there cuz I was blocked
meanwhile tip is o jog or
runner when
she just run away from the guy
no that's
easy for you to say who the
hell knows I
don't know what the situation
was I
don't say this I don't either
we doing
that guy's not gonna tell us no
but I
just thought it was a horrible
situation
I think this said look there's
some
points to be made for Trump's
approach
well the thing that bothers me
is
undocumented immigrant it's
just bull
it's an illegal immigrant I
know humans
are not illegal but he's here
illegally
that's that's what it was
undocumented
immigrant I do not like that
the news
media is just so they've sold
out to the
to the thought police yes I have
what well that's what we proved
on a
David daily basis
since you brought up
immigration and
them shows yeah since you
brought up
immigration somehow I'll just
take that
at the bush since Elizabeth
Warren
brought it up
this was extremely weak
couldn't believe
that they did this like that
let's make
sure ice looks really good ice
is
important Amanda thirties
believe is the
last Nazi war criminal living
in the
United States has been arrested
and
deported to Germany President
Trump
ordered agents to remove 95
year-old
Yakov Polly from his home in
Queens New
York Polly from his home in
Queens New
Justice Department officials
say Polly
who was an armed guard at a
death camp
in Poland and lied to us
immigration
officials when he came here in
1949
saying he was a farm worker he
is denied
being a Nazi collaborator he was
officials say his deportation
has been
held up for years because of
Germany's
reluctance to take him back
citing lack
of evidence and citizenship
questions
it's a double whammy we get to
implicate
Germany and look how important
Isis oh
yeah well I don't think that's
where
that story went and then that
particular
star where'd you get that
mmm sound like you almost sound
like
Jeff Glor mmm could be I don't
know
where I got it from I have the
same
story done differently okay and
in this
story that at least they don't
blame
Trump this is those Trump
standing over
the guy get him out of here
you're fired
well you see I see I thought I
thought
exactly differently I thought
that this
was launched by by ice probably
with or
without knowledge of the
President to
show how important they the
work is that
they did wasn't even mentioned
in the
story did wasn't even mentioned
in the
yeah well okay the video you
see ice
jackets everywhere okay all
right okay
okay I'll play your version
let's see
what it is the United States
has de last
known Nazi suspect in the
country to
Germany after he lived in the
US for
almost 70 years the government
believes
that yaki college served as a
guard at a
concentration camp in Poland
during
World War two which he
concealed in
order to enter the u.s. in 1949
federal agents carry the ninety
five
year old from his home in
Queens New
York this morning in a
wheelchair the
head of Nazi investigations in
Germany
said no arrest warrant had been
issued
for him there a balton we have
to wait
to see whether there will be a
new
evaluation or whether new
evidence
appears to underpin the
suspicions with
all Nazi crimes we have
tremendous
difficulties to solve them
because they
date back so long the situation
on site
has changed a judge had ordered
Polish
to be deported 14 years ago but
until
now Germany and other European
countries
had refused to take him
it was interesting about the
story is
that I forget which newspaper
had the
headline that he was armed
guard in
Polish death camp well this
story was
instigated by the day by the
Republicans
hoping to get the reaction it
got from
me yeah which is if this guy a
guard
it's at one of these camps is
so guilty
it has to be shipped out of the
country
to be tried in Germany even
though they
have no evidence again
I got what about George Soros
why is it George Soros being
shipped off
to Germany are you saying he
was a
prison guard he was worse he
helped me
in in the SS and he's one of
the guys a
dead said got people to give up
their
jewelry and stuff and put it in
a pile
before they got on the boxcars
as far as
I know that's what he did
that's what he
said he did I have the clip let
me see
where was this I think that
this whole
thing was set up to get that
thought to
get into the public mainstream
I just
put it in their boat we don't
have that
kind of you know the mainstream
media is
not gonna do it here I have the
clip he
was actually probably the
happiest of my
life very positive experience
it's a
strange thing because you see
incredible
suffering around you and and in
fact you
are in considerable danger
yourself but
if you're 14 years old and you
don't
believe that it can actually
touch you
you have a belief in yourself
your
belief in your father it's a
very happy
making exhilarating experience
no but
yeah that's all I have but yeah
it's all
about context obviously that's
what I
thought the story was about
okay that's
it take I like it well staying
in Euro
land then just a weekend
because we're
gonna get to all the other
stuff in a
minute there's a new term which
has been
in play for about 14 days and
now it's
really ramping up the headlines
in the
United Kingdom of Gitmo nation
east
No Deal it's now known as a
possible New
Deal Deal it's now known as a
possible New
breakfast and because there's
no deal
brexit we have to scare you
says Sky
News two years now Teresa made
his
promise that breaks it means
breaks it
that Britain is taking back
control of
laws money and borders what
we've seen
is indecision infighting
resignations
and rebellions so what if
this headline was true when
Britain does
leave the European Union
without a deal
how would that affect everybody
in
Britain after all this is an
island
nation reliance on the flap
it's a
little longest clip but I love
how
they're scaring people over
very small
common things that you'll have
to live
without if there's a No Deal
brexit flow
of trade in an out of the
country so
even if we continue to get off
flowers
tariffs from Holland you see
that
customs officials on the other
side of
the channel will do likewise
for our cos
a guy is actually walking in
the shot
with a bouquet of flowers to
accentuate
his point our service isn't that
ultimately is the crux of the
matter
theoretically life could just
carry on
as it has done in the past but
there's
no domestic legal obligation
for it to
do so if we leave the EU
without any
kind of a deal that means lots
of
uncertainty which is why
businesses are
likely to cut back on
investment and by
the pound is likely to take
another
tumble with implications but
everything
we buy and by the way when the
when the
pound tumbles having lived in
the UK
everybody gets pissed off for
one reason
and one reason only do you know
what it
is no I don't fake ation is more
expensive yes they hate that
I've always
had this pound which was about
fifty
bucks 60 yeah yeah that's about
a buck
thirty maybe less holidays in
Spain
Odile poses a huge challenge to
the
delivery of fresh medicines to
hospitals
pharmacists particularly time
and
temperature sensitive products
like
insulin crucial to the daily
lives of
more than 400,000 British
diabetics
including the Prime Minister
all of it
is manufactured she could die
and
imported from Europe it's among
the 75
million medicines that passed
back and
forth from the continent every
month and
why ministers are planning to
stockpile
to make sure those sure
what if you're one of the 1.2
million UK
nationals living working or
studying on
the other side of the channel
one of the
three million EU citizens in
the UK
might be able to continue a lot
of work
had gone into guaranteeing
reciprocal
rights for EU and UK citizens
but with
no deal it'll be up to
individual
countries to negotiate their
positions
don't worry we're not gonna
have mass
deportations but people could
have to
get visas to travel permits to
work and
could face increased
bureaucracy to stay
on and there's lots of worry
about
access to areas like healthcare
and
benefits this is a reality yet
but
people are being warned life
could get
more complicated no deal is
better than
a bad deal was the Prime
Minister's
mantra before the plans for
stockpiles
not just for medicines but for
foods too
before the plans to turn a
13-mile
stretch of the m20 into a giant
lorry
park for 2,000 vehicles before
the plans
of the customs departments
essentially
not to enforce border checks in
order to
keep traffic flowing whilst
breakfast is
argue that all this is the same
old
scare stories that they amidst
that no
deal could mean no forty
billion pound
brexit bill negotiators don't
want no
deal but by defaults or even by
accidents it could be where
we're
heading you're going to die
strategic medicine stockpile a
couple of
things is I've noticed an LBC
that the
talks Channel over there yeah
if you
listen to that all day I can
imagine no
I don't I don't listen to it
sparingly
just listen to Faraj once in a
while but
he most of the shows are very
they're
padded and they don't the best
guy on
there who's a remainer
and hates the brexit ears and
is a huge
globalist as this James O'Brien
and he
as far as he's concerned there
should be
no Britain but he's the major
logician
and he kind of gets these
people on and
he catches them where they
don't have
any if you don't come on there
with
evidence but what's your
evidence of
this but what's your evidence of
what's your evidence of that
what's your
evidence of this I've never
heard you
have any evidence at all well
now I'm
gonna talk show
I'm here for opinions so he is
it was
grilling some guy and they were
going on
and I've apparently in
Parliament and I
didn't catch the exact I didn't
catch
the moment they had a big
breakdown of
the Conservatives they all
started
fighting with each other about
a redo
Korea with each other about a
redo
okay is that what this is all
about yeah
it's all about getting there
getting the
vote to go again and which is
of course
was very predictable based on
their
previous activities we've seen
with the
EU and how they managed to do
this would
people reject their ideas redo
is always
in the works and never
O'Brien's a big
promoter of this of course and
I it's
you know it's just a matter of
time I
don't see how they're gonna get
around
it cuz Faraj it's I blame Faraj
for the
whole thing because he's
because he's he
he stepped out he stepped past
and out
of the way and he was Nene I've
seen
this happen this happens in
American
businesses all time we get some
young
entrepreneur starting up some
company
and then he feels obliged oh
she's a
male as I'm doing pretty well
let me
just kind of step aside and
give it to a
professional yeah yeah and they
do that
and the company Falls because
it was
them yeah
look at Steve Ballmer taking
over from
Bill Gates well this wasn't
until they
kicked that guy out that there
start to
get their crap together again
the way I
said I don't think that's the
best okay
the better example would be
Adam Osborne
and Osborne computers stepping
aside and
putting some guy in there or
Steve Jobs
gonna say Steve Jobs delete we
didn't
really step aside he was kicked
out and
it's beside the point and we're
only
said well you got a guy like
Farraj
leading the way and making
something
happen that would not have
happened I
think most people can agree on
that
yes there was other people
involved
Boris Johnson and others were
pushing
the idea but if it wasn't for
Faraj I
don't think it would have I
don't think
the brexit would have occurred
and then
it snows that ham gke takes a
victory
lap jobs not done they're not
out if he
had listened to us
because we said before and
right after
the brexit vote that there
would be a
do-over it's it's their culture
in
Europe yeah that's what they do
what
said with it was France the
Netherlands
Ireland spikes the football
yeah yeah
you're right now he's trying to
get back
into it but it's too late is
this over
they're gonna have this do-over
and
they're gonna be back in the EU
and
that's gonna be a I think
there's an
additional little problem that
the UK
may see although it's not
mentioned in
this report
yeah the the EU they've they
have become
really unhinged but and I'm
sure it has
to do with the tariffs and
they're all
you know afraid about what to
what Trump
is gonna do to them so that's
let's be
more independent from those guys
something that you probably
would never
have seriously thought had been
talked
about just a couple of months
ago but
now proposals for an
alternative to the
Swift banking system becoming a
legitimate discussion topic in
the EU
German Foreign Minister high
commerce
has floated the idea of an
independent
system free crucially from us
pressure
where the u.s. crosses red
lines we as
Europeans must counterbalance
as hard as
that is it is indispensable
that we
strengthen the European
autonomy by
creating payment channels that
are
independent of the United
States a
European monetary fund and an
independent Swift system so
Swift first
off what is this style for good
for pub
quiz this it's the Society for
worldwide
interbank financial
telecommunication so
it's a global payment network
designed
to secure transactions between
banks and
encompasses 11,000 financial
institutions and 200 countries
Swift
claims political neutrality
crucially
but of late it's apparently
caved into
American pressure let me tell
you about
that case in point after
Washington
withdrew from the Iran nuclear
deal and
then re imposed sanctions
against Iran
Swift was left with a pretty
stark
choice cut off Iranian banks
from its
network by early November or
face an
asset freeze travel bans and
restrictions to do business in
America
now German MP from the AFD
party thinks
although the foreign ministers
call does
make sense it's come at the
wrong time
the one who controls finance
controls
everything one who controls
finance controls
so in this sense the strategic
goal of
mr. Mars
making Europe and Germany more
independent by creating its own
financial system it's it's a
strategic
goal that has its right to
exist but
please we have to take into
account
possible reactions from the
United
States I think they won't be
fond of
this idea and we cannot afford
to worsen
the ties with the United States
at the
same time when Europe itself has
deteriorated his relations with
Russia
so the boldness of mr. mosz is
not in
the right time and not at the
right
place now say well the problem
is now is
once you once you show your
hand yeah
you got now that we have and
they're not
gonna do it just show them
you're cut
off do it just show them you're
cut
we can now would you plan for
this in
other words it's like one of
those
things where you just lay in
wait with
it with a system or something
better
that you roll out it and crush
them when
they finally I hope it how they
finally
bite the bullet and do this I
want them
to do that that would be or do
it
there's no doubt about it and
watch
Bitcoin spike when they do that
oh yeah
I think so I to be funded
Digicel kir
adopting Bitcoin it's the
International
payment network Bitcoin
well that was dumb good catch
you don't
hear about this stuff anymore
in murca
that's why I'm happy to do busy
discussing what we're gonna
start
talking pornstars before we get
into
that I do have a preliminary
clip I want
to play uh-huh we're gonna talk
about
colon and mana Ford for people
who yes
like to be teased um I want to
play
Dershowitz was on God I got
this one yes
yes he was I have a longer
version of
what's the length of mine which
it is
darshawn campaign-finance
it is wonder how long is it see
you've
got photo you've got 45 seconds
I've got
one where is he here
mine is oh no I'm much longer
it's the
art one should play the long
version and
then if there if it doesn't
incorporate
what I have then I love back on
back
back you back you up so to set
it up
when whenever this show you and
me and
everybody else within the sound
of my
voice have legal questions about
constitutionality etc
Dershowitz is the
guy and you let me press
preface this
Dershowitz is a left-wing yeah
borderline communist extremely
intelligent a Harvard professor
and in
the law schools I think he said
yeah I
he's been at a lot of these
different
schools been at a lot of these
different
he is always kind of the
epitome of an
analysis Trump but he keeps
seeing
what's going on around this
president
and it looks like he but I
think he
takes the same kind of hit we
do sorry
it looks like he's defending
Trump when
he's not he's just saying hey
hey hey
you guys are full of crap so
the Cuomo
kid and by the way have you
seen his
setup now people are noticing
it with
the big head in the middle and
the two
heads on the side yes I don't
like it
it's creepy it is wrong it is
just wrong
from a television perspective
it's wrong
look it looks Kree it's Korea I
guess
that's the big I got mine from
an NBC
MSNBC was this is this is the
Cuomo kid
in the middle with the CNN
lawyer
Jennifer Roger and it doesn't
say where
she's from she's just a CNN
analyst
lawyer and Dershowitz and here
is their
combo we have never heard
someone of the
standing of Michael Cohen
connected to
any kind of politician let
alone the
President of the United States
stand in
open court and say yeah I
committed some
felonies but he directed me to
do it
what is the impact from your
perspective
well not just just so we
understand at
the end of this this trial man
afford
apparently and he is convicted
on you
tell about Cohen Cohen I'm sorry
Cohen goes stands
up and says yes that was an
illegal
campaign contribution and I was
directed
he didn't say the president
lawyers are
directed have you ever had a
lawyer that
you could direct and tell them
to break
the law for you yeah let's
let's just
have the good professor explain
this
it's hard to know what the
legal a first
did its impact would be I mean
as the
professor points out we're
probably not
going to end up in court with an
indictment against Donald Trump
on this
in large part because of the
office of
legal counsel opinion that a
president
can't be indicted but it is
unprecedented I mean never
before has
someone stood up sworn under
oath that
the president directed them to
commit a
crime which means of course
that the
president also has committed a
crime and
I don't agree that these laws
are vague
or there's some reason that this
contribution to the campaign
which is
clear as what it was is somehow
unenforceable if the president
were not
the president he would be
indicted very
soon if he hadn't been already
no that's
not true
but any any candidate has the
right to
contribute unlimited amounts to
his own
campaign unlimited amounts to
his own
any candidate it may sound
terrible it
may be terrible but any
candidate has
the right to pay hush money to
somebody
to influence the outcome of the
election
the problem is not a report
that does it
but if the well that's the next
question
is whether it has to be
reported and is
that a technical violation you
know how
many technical violations the
Obama
campaign committed this this is
where he
runs into trouble and I'm not
sure why
he did this although it is true
for him
too this is what they called
what about
is them so the minute you say
this on
CNN the audience they're
trained to
think what about ISM what about
it they
don't even hear what he's
saying I think
this is a mistake that he
brings this
into it well that's the next
question is
whether it has to be reported
and is
that a technical violation you
know how
many technical violations the
Obama
campaign committed and every
other
campaign committed failure to
report a
contribution by the candidate
itself is
is essentially jaywalking now
then you
have the credibility issue yet
when you
have somebody who himself
admits that he
is a liar and remember as judge
Ellis
said what you have is when you
squeeze
somebody when you tell somebody
you have
two choices you can
in prison or you can give me
evidence
that we can use against
somebody else
the temptation not only to sing
but to
compose is very great and it's
so easy
just to add a little bit of
embellishment saying and the
president
directed me to do it by the way
but
that's not a Emily mission
umbrella is
an accusation why is it an
embellish
well that's the point it's an
easy
embellishment to make if it
didn't
happen remember but how does it
not
happen he admits how how could
it not is
very easy for it not to have
happen it's
very easy for it not to have
happen
before Michael Cohen to a funny
deal I'm
telling with women that he
wasn't
involved with the president was
and the
president never knew anything
about it
his you heard the tape that we
broke is
not whether the president knew
it's when
the president knew whether he
directed
him to do it now the president
may have
had a standing situation with
him take
rid of all these problems get
rid of all
these problems pay them and
I'll pay you
back that would not be a crime
so a lot
depends on the nuances and
that's where
you can easily compose and
elaborate and
embellish I'm not saying that
happening
I'm just saying that with a
presumption
of innocence we don't even have
a grand
jury indictment here all I have
is a
statement at allocution unless
the court
that's - - admissible hold on
looks like
they made me somebody as an
unindicted
co-conspirator stan is
something I
complained about even when
Nixon was law
though by the way they were
free there
you go
what did we miss anything well
it wasn't
quite the same he was much
better on
MSNBC I do want to mention
something
though they went off on him you
want to
play your clip good no way but
I want to
talk about the clip you just
played okay
Cuomo says well why would he do
that why
would he you know how why he
wouldn't do
it other than he was directed
to do him
they left they keep leaving out
to put
for some reason they've stopped
saying
this the mainstream has stopped
calling
Cohen Trump's fixer have a good
catch
yes and pictures that's what
fixers do
let's just let's just review
for one
quick second he had sex with a
porn star
and whether she was hinting and
making
trouble or whether he wanted to
lock it
down he paid her off and like
many
payments they in his case and I
think
that's very conceivable
they went through his lawyer or
any of
the lawyers the Go button takes
fixer
the fixers do yeah so that's it
that's
it and everyone's all shitty
but the
general public doesn't have a
fixer at
their disposal it's a it's a
the movie
Michael Clayton I would advise
everyone
to watch at least once Michael
Clayton
is a movie about is the George
Clooney
movie one of his little movies
I'd got
Tilda Swinton the Academy Award
for Best
Actress yes I know you're
talking about
this movie is about a fixer and
how you
do it in a corrupt situation
and how he
kind of became a good guy in
some funny
way after they tried to kill
him it's a
very very intense and excellent
movie
but it's not you know it's not
there's
no robots and there's no you
know
superheroes that's right I
tried to get
a clip of it I was in the car
when I
heard it but but they were so
excited at
MSNBC I heard one reporter come
on the
air I think with Andrea
Mitchell oh they
were giddy and she's like
ah I was on Air Force one with
the
President and we were we saw it
come
through on the news and of
course we
can't use our phones or
anything and I
was just shaking and I couldn't
believe
it and then we let it's like oh
my god
it's happening it's happening
please
commander sounder here's Jerry
Lee
here's Dershowitz uh then this
clip was
actually I picked it up off of
CBS n and
CBS s taking it from MSNBC and
it was
done by NBC but this is I think
this
wraps a lot of the thinking up
the
president doesn't break the law
it as a
candidate he contributes to his
own
campaign so if he gave a
million dollars
to two women as hush money
there would
be no crime if he directed his
lawyer to
do it and he would compensate
the lawyer
he's committed no crime the
only crime
is if a third party namely
calling on
his own contributed to a
campaign that
would be a campaign
contribution so it's
a catch-22 for the prosecution
if they
claim that the president
authorized to
do what a directed him to do it
it's not
a crime for anybody if Cohen
did it on
his own then it's a crime for :
but not
the president this is gonna be
a very
difficult case for the
prosecution to
make precisely because okay the
laws of
election are so convoluted and
it's
interesting because the term
that is
being thrown around is the
unindicted
co-conspirator which very
strangely or
maybe that was on purpose I
noticed this
in the news about two weeks ago
regarding the unindicted
co-conspirator
of 9/11 so this unindicted
co-conspirator word was kind of
set up
and it phrased phrase yeah and
it's it's
very nasty you know it's like
I'm like
it I'm very very well done now
but hold
on just stay on this track just
for one
second because I have a quick
clip
regarding this but before you
do that I
do have to follow up clip so
let's do
that let's do it let's do it
let's do it
the reason I wanted this is
this is one
of the CB is CB s and
things and they had these
experts as
experts and I want you you
heard what
Dershowitz said now I want you
to listen
to the I bet this is actually
the one
clip is the toot and his number
to play
one which is just the beginning
this is
a guy's analysis because the
CBS that
brought these guys in to slam
Trump I
want you to listen carefully
what this
guy has to say and then tell me
if it
makes any sense at all
care what's your assessment of
that
argument well the first thing
is that
when the direction occurred the
President Trump wasn't the
president he
was he was a candidate well hod
is that
that makes it even worse how
does that
make make him guilty
but what why would he be moving
campaign
finance money around after he
was the
president money around after he
was the
he's already elected so this is
always
gonna be about him being a
candidate no
this this happened two weeks
before the
election he was a candidate
yeah yeah
well but even if you if it
happened
afterwards what's the logical
sense
because this is about campaign
finance
violations if he's sending
money around
after he's the president what's
it got
to do with the campaign but I
thought he
sent it around two weeks before
he
became president yes that's
what I'm
saying that's what that's why
this what
this guy says is so idiotic
that's the
point I'm here to get care
what's your
assessment of that argument
well the
first thing is that when the
direction
occurred the President Trump
wasn't the
president he was he was a
candidate I'm
just not understanding what
you're
saying I'm dancing okay I'm
saying what
you're saying which is Dersch
which goes
on and says when you're running
for
president you're if you're fine
and by
the way Trump made a point of
saying I'm
gonna pay for my own campaign
yeah
really pay for my own campaign
yeah
if you're spending your own
money on
this stuff is not a campaign
finance
violation and then this guy and
this guy
says well he was running for
president
at the time he was he wasn't the
president he just I'm just
saying this
makes no sense with this guy's
analysis
is it's not really analysis
well if you
wanna hear now listen to the
whole thing
and tell me and listen
carefully to his
three points and tell me what
he's
trying to say here what does it
have to
do with anything I want to get
both of
you to weigh in on what we just
heard
there care what's your
assessment of
that argument well the first
thing is
that when the direction
occurred what
President Trump wasn't the
president he
was he was a candidate the
second thing
is there there isn't a chart
there
aren't charges against
President Trump
on this issue right now the
third thing
is that you know it's a it's an
interesting theory it sounds to
me a lot
like this unitary theory of
government
minar kacal theory of
government that
the president wants to take the
that because he is the
president he has
the ability to do things that
nobody
else can
oh and we're back to that okay
good the
point is is that door service
is talking
about one thing this guy didn't
hear it
a word of it
no no they lock it out they
lock it out
he probably cuz dur Sherwood
said Obama
and what about ISM can't hear
it's like
that like the guy like the
docket number
two was not even a point it was
that
well there's no there's there's
nothing
to I just could I was just
befuddled by
the fact that cbsn and the
reporter what
doesn't she say well this is
what we're
talking about can you get back
to the
point they can't even do that
okay you
you've got it now well it's my
understanding that the coen
thing
uh was supposed was now wait
was this
Kohinoor now I'm confused was a
Cohen or
manna for homeland where am I
yes Lanny Davis he's the isn't
he get
who is he lawyer I don't know
who's a
lawyer for who now Cohen we're
talking
about yeah oh is lanny davis
yes okay
good then I have it we're not
talking
about Manafort I know I got you
I'm
confused but I'm back okay here
I am so
lanny davis who of course is a
clinton
operative they had hopes in this
prosecution they had hoped for
cohen to
say they had hoped for cohen to
yeah he uh Trump knew about the
meeting
with the Russians that Don jr.
had in
Trump Tower that was what
everybody in
the news business was expecting
that's
what was supposed to happen
instead
Cohen gets up and says some
bullcrap
about you know yeah I committed
a crime
and he made me do it but listen
to Lanny
Davis and listen to his words
about
about something going wrong
which is
what we're talking about what
Donald
Trump told him I'm not allowed
to do
that there is a certain
complication in
that story that we were never
able to
correct see we're never able to
correct
they were trying to manipulate
this
story but I do to answer your
question
know that Michael Cohen has
information
that would be of interest in
his probe
of a conspiracy to corrupt
American
democracy very similar to the
indictment
of the 12 Russians I believe
that mr.
Cohen would be able to provide
information useful to the
special
counsel I won't call it smoking
gun
information that clip I believe
came
from the morning show and I
want a place
as you brought Lanny Davis up
front the
way the show's going I have
this morning
show clip where they were there
CBS
people don't know what to do
with this
guy he's useless and it starts
off it
just gets worse play the Lanny
Davis
clip morning show Cohen's
attorney is
with us from Washington I mean
good
morning your client said he
made those
payments to the two women in
coordination with and at the
direction
of mr. Trump implicating the
president
in a federal crime does Michael
Cohen
have evidence of that
look this is one thing I'd like
to do
this morning above all and
which is it's
not about evidence it is
definitive
indisputable that Donald
Trump's lawyers
said in a letter to the special
counsel
that President Trump directed
the same
word that Michael Kahn used in
court
yesterday under oath directed
Michael
Cohen to make illegal payments
it's not
a dispute it's not about
credibility his
own lawyers used the word
directed now
we lied on Air Force One when
he said he
knew nothing about it and Rudy
Giuliani
he said he can lie to the
American
people and it's not a crime but
his
lawyers are the witnesses
against him
that he directed Michael cone
there's no
dispute on that
well III appreciate that but I
think you
can understand it's a pretty
explosive
allegation to say that the
president
directed him to do that and
that's why
I'm asking about evidence
because the
next question then becomes do
you
believe the president is a
co-conspirator and that he
could be
indicted first of all I do have
to
respectfully disagree when
you're a
lawyer States something that's
evidence
that your own lawyer is saying
that you
did something it's not a
dispute his
lawyers wrote the special
counsel and
said that he directed Michael
Cohen to
make these payments right and
so the
answer is yes he committed a
crime he
should be indicted if you were
not
president he clearly would be
indicted
and jailed for that crime
whether he can
be indicted as president of
course it
has not yet decided by the
Supreme Court
but Lanny as you know lawyers
can say
one thing one day and then
they're paid
to say the opposite thing the
next day
and say it's just a semantic
debate
which is why evidence is so
important in
a courtroom and in these kinds
of
political debates so back to
Nora's
question yes what lawyers may
have said
what they said the game is now
different
but what evidence is there that
your
client has that the president
actually
directed to him with the
purpose of
fixing this with respect to the
election
well actually we all do respect
it and
when a lawyer makes an admission
fact on behalf of a client that
is
dispositive evidence it's not
disputable
evidence and rudy giuliani then
repeated
that statement as another
lawyer saying
contradicting the lie that
president
Trump made on Air Force One
when he said
he didn't know anything about
it he said
the president reimbursed
Michael Cohen
so there is no dispute that his
lawyers
have not taken it back they
wrote it to
the special counsel that
President Trump
committed if someone directing
and why
did he direct because he didn't
want his
signature on the check why
because he
was covering up right before the
election Manny why didn't he do
it
himself he's gone insane you
think and
everybody's a lawyer this went
on and it
was like to watch the crew on
the
Morning Show with Jack
Dickerson and
Nora they were beside
themselves getting
this guy to say anything but
that same
comment over a no because he
was hoping
to you put the final nail in
the coffin
and everyone thought it was
going to
happen everyone thought it was
going to
this disappointment abound well
and as
far as I can tell I see no I
think
Dershowitz is right yeah
there's nothing
no it's a nothing murder he
paid off a
porn star for having sex with
him and
was embarrassed about it and he
was
married and his wife had just
had a kid
like you've actually gotten to
the real
crux of it and what they're
trying to do
is find some criminal thing
they can
bang on him instead of the
moral thing
they can hang on it which they
seem to
be ignoring if the sex with the
porn
star seems to be gone by the
wayside is
something that hey this guy is
like he's
married to this beautiful model
and he's
having sex with just any old
random you
know no wonder people are
pissed off
they're not even paying
attention
there's a good sex scandal and
they're
letting the sexy but by the way
they've
learned that that doesn't work
yeah
we're off to to full-blown
because they
don't concentrate on anything
long
enough these Democrats it
doesn't work
because they they get off of it
because
that laundry list that we have
published
of the Trump rotation yes they
keep
jumping from one thing to
another they
can't focus on any one thing
that to
really target him by the way
Scott Adams
discovered the rotation and he
suggests
it's the loop I'm calling it
the loop -
no Scott this is the Trump
rotation
there's a broadcast term not
the loop
the loop would like the
Hyperloop is
it's the same thing I mean he's
identified the same thing we
have only
we have the correct term we
also have a
lot more on our list yeah you
know and I
wanted to tweet him with the
list but I
don't get much further than
cosmic weeny
and dot HTM I can't remember
what you
named it we do have because
it's not
trust rotations like Trump
insults we
have a website now and I'll get
you the
names please do yeah all right
before we
end this because I'm tired of
it the
term on
unindicted co-conspirator is
what
co-conspirator is what will be
bandied
about and I think it's a very
disgusting
term it's like being pre dead
you know
it's like precancerous pre
delisted all
these things so an unindicted
co-conspirator and this is now
already
the term you're gonna hear it
everywhere
and senator Hirono of Hawaii
is already calling for a halt
to the
confirmation hearing of the
Supreme
Court justice Cavanaugh Supreme
Court
justice to be Cavan light with
that but
listen listen she does it right
in the
beginning you and now it's
pretty
dramatically today you're
actually
cancelling your scheduled
meeting with
the US Supreme Court nominee
Brett
Kavanaugh tell us why the
president is
an unindicted co-conspirator
and I did I
listened to this three times
this is
almost like Laurel Yanni I
think she
says an identical conspirator
oh well
let me listen Court nominee
Brett
Kavanaugh I tell us why the
president is
an unindicted co-conspirator
and I know
it sometimes I hear her saying
unidentified co-conspirator and
I hear
unindicted I tell us why the
president
is an unindicted co-conspirator
and I
don't hear unidentified I hear
on
identical unindicted I tell us
why the
president is an unindicted
co-conspirator on identical I
hear on
identical unindicted she's
saying
unindicted really it's very
clearly
clear to me I think it's yanny
Laurel
but it doesn't matter I tell us
why the
president is an unindicted
co-conspirator and I do not owe
this
president the courtesy to meet
with his
nominee Brett Kavanaugh who by
the way
is being nominated now because
the
president expects justice
Cavanaugh
should he make it to the
Supreme Court
to basically protect the
president's
okole as we say your colleague
on the
Judiciary Committee
Dennard Democratic Senator
Richard
Blumenthal he's calling for an
actual
delay in the scheduled hearing
supposed
to start off September fourth
for
Cavanaugh first of all is that
realistic
you're the minority the
Republicans are
the majority from the very
beginning we
Democrats have called for a
delay in
terms of the hearing and we
said what's
good for the goose is good for
the
gander or whatever the saying
is because
Mitch McConnell has
with regard to Merrick garland
that we
should wait until the election
what does
it matter whether there's a
presidential
or any other kind of election
so you
held that seat for a year yeah
so so she
says well I think is because
he's
unindicted and he goes that she
goes on
and on about one today and then
she says
well from the beginning because
of the
garland yes yes yes yes yes
we're asking
for the delay until after this
election
so the American people can
weigh in and
so we've called for agility but
even
more so now with what's what's
transpired we think that it is
really
important for us to get all of
the
documents that we need and that
way with
what is it all filed rush to
get this
person on the Supreme Court
well I think
the rush is and the president
wants
somebody on the court who will
protect
his okole hope is it called
Hawk holy a
coalition said I don't know me
what's
the Hawaiian word it's like
four but yes
yeah exactly but I want to know
what the
word is for a show title I want
to know
the hawk holy we're not gonna
use it for
a Showtime okay well then I
don't need
to know I do have a final what
about ISM
from one of our producers
he says so in 2004 I owned a
fine-dining
restaurant in Missouri Claire
McCaskill's brother was my
general
manager she was running for
governor of
Missouri against Matt blunt I
found out
her brother had embezzled over
$12,000
from me I knew that he knew and
the next
day I received a call from a
lawyer
representing him the lawyer
almost
immediately brought up Claire's
name
that she would be willing to
pay me if I
signed an NDA I did and she did
sound
familiar an NDA I did and she
did sound
I'm coming out now because of
what's
happening to Trump Dems and
other GOP
have been getting away with
this for
years but now because it's
Trump it's
illegal but now because it's
Trump it's
what a crock I'm willing to
talk about
it on the record says James how
about
that let's get somebody well
that would
make some makes a noise you've
heard
this story for the führer's
last time
but the first and last time
exactly
that's how it goes with the
what about
this and blight part or
somebody can get
somebody at Breitbart to go
over and
talk to the guy yeah yes a scam
these
guys are full of crap and this
woman
with this showboating this
thing here
because of trumps you know this
co
indited you're in the unindicted
co-conspirator nonsense or
admits that
this was a stalling tactic from
the
because of the garland thing
from the
get-go so they're not gonna
stall
anybody unless they're really
stupid the
Republicans know better they
like this
guy that you think is a straw
man yeah
they like this guy and they're
gonna
push this push this guy through
hi olli
h AOL p hi olli
howling that means a white
devil oh yeah
that's exactly what i thought
it meant
all right just before we get
into our
break here a Stevie Wonder
play-doh
what let's just see one got
something to
do with this decision you have
one man
afford clip I've known well
let's do man
if I got man afford stuff to
but let's
do that after the break we'll
do the
mana for stuff second this is
called a
transition into the next block
you with
me I'm all looking for
something yeah
Aretha Franklin passed away as
we know
never and we're gonna have no
will what
oh I didn't hear this she left
no will
really that doesn't sound like
her at
all I'm not gonna believe this
that's
what they said who says the may
a P oh
you mean that the AP who does
stories
about the animal cracker know
will is
the official word official word
she left
no will but she's dead and
we'll have a
great two funeral blots of
people
already scheduled to perform
nothing
like that in show business oh
yeah it's
gonna be live Coast a worldwide
they're
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Houston's
funeral a it's gonna be
fantastic yeah
what we okay it'd be great
Stevie Wonder
will be there of course and the
Today
Show sat Stevie down and talked
about
Aretha and you know Stevie had
some some
choice words to say I've known
some time
about her condition and I just
prayed
that even lovely eyes were very
very
very very crazy when you think
maybe one
out of two out of a hundred you
know
would what's with the succeed
or with
beat this thing I just feel
that all
these various diseases that we
have and
all these things that are
happening in
the world in part it's because
there are
those who don't believe in
global
warming don't believe that what
we do
affects the world what we eat
affects
the world and it affects us and
I just
hope that people will grow up
and grow
out of the foolishness and know
that we
all by how we think how we do
how we
treat others we will never
unlock the
key others we will never unlock
the
until we truly let go the
hatred the
bigotry the evilness the
selfishness
when we do that then we can
unlock some
of those things that keep us in
this
place those things that keep us
in this
global warming kilter global
warming
killed Aretha Franklin all we
have Jews
unlocked the key
is getting lunch at Chevrolet
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you see did
you see him in West Virginia no
I missed
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usually record Tucker and
that's usually
when he's on so I always get to
see that
I'm get to see at least you
know three
quarters of it at least Trump is
entertaining Pence is downright
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it with
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Damien oh and Edie
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doing a million different
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you know I've got birth the most
importantly to get the birthday
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then they have to have is
something for
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Manning
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where the
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find it
the hell I'll find it for the
end of the
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on yes
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Berkeley
in May and moved to San
Francisco around
October so let's drink wine
some time I
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2014
Chardonnay a few weeks ago and
would
highly recommend it and it's a
good wine
also I used this actually a
classic I
also have an interesting note
about
racism and white privilege most
of the
time people talk about
percentages
without looking at the actual
quantity
for example 22 percent of black
people
are in poverty compared to only
8.8 for
the white population according
to the
2017 US census people use this
to argue
for white privilege and how
white people
have more opportunity but when
you break
down the percentages 9.2
million black
people are in poverty compared
to 17
point three million White's
there are
white people in poverty too I
bring this
up because my dad came from an
impoverished background joined
the
military and served for six
years then
went to law school he listens
to the
show with me once in a while
and gets
very peeved whenever the topic
of white
privilege brought up
uh-huh in the eyes of
minorities he is
successful because he is white
and
privileged and he thinks it's
annoying
thanks again for everything you
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partner for
that there you go thank you
you've got karma
the percentages and sheer
numbers are
huge hugely different anyway
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I'm kind of convinced it's
tourettes a
version of Tourette's you have
this
recorder flute-playing that you
do could
be it's it's very date smells
very odd
very odd all right there was a
just a
tweeter all right
crap storm everybody was
freaking out
about the stupid social justice
warriors
they're horrible I think we can
see this
we came to a tipping point I
believe a
tipping point with unhinged and
unglued
nests point with unhinged and
unglued
a lot of unhinged and unglued
behavior
from mainly from what we
deconstruct is
the mainstream media pretty much
everybody and right down to
Shep Smith
the Fox but he doesn't really
come
unglued but he's odd but this
one story
which is really a non-story and
I think
I'll tell you the I'll tell you
about
the story first and then we can
listen
to just some unhinged unhinged
going off
on it was from Health Line
health line
is uh yeah it's I think it's
like a
WebMD they've got their doctors
etc is
it me or is it more like
natural news no
no no it's much more like a web
in web
employee and this actual dis
article was
medically reviewed by Janet
Britto PhD
LCSW CST
and it's about LGBTQIA safe sex
it is a LGBTQIA safe sex guide
personally I feel they should
use the
full acronym and if I were to
review it
as a medical review I would have
disapproved because the acronym
is
indeed LGBTQ Qi AAP ke so and I
have
been tracking this since it was
LGB puts
the ke kink kink yes that's
enough that
is now official that's an
official part
of it kink it's like queer
queer or
what's queer I mean that's in
there we
know it queers but no we don't
know no
I'm sorry and get the hose you
have no
idea what queer is and I don't
either
because it's not just gay guys
which
used to be queer now queer is
something
else now okay will a oh I'd
like to read
not sure how it works but you
can
identify as it now so this is
it's a
very serious piece and it does
handle
all angles of gender fluidity
when it
comes to copulating and having
sex with
each other
and you know lots of different
parts and
bits and there's all kinds of
things
that are relatively new or at
least new
to be talked about in public
and they
say here why we need an LGBTQ I
a
inclusive safer sex guide and
that's
actually you know for young
children
although I'm not so sure how
young you
should start with this and this
is
inspired by the GL Sen and the
advocates
for youth who seemed a lot more
concerned with Donald Trump
than with
LGBTQ ie issues but in this guy
that
says traditional safe sex guys
are often
structured in a way that
presumes
everyone's gender male female 9
non-binary trans is the same as
the sex
they were assigned at birth or
sex
education resources often use
videos
pictures and diagrams as a way
to convey
important information though
these
images and videos have
historically
failed to reflect or provide
information
about same-sex and queer
relationships
these guides also often
unnecessarily
gender body parts as being
quote male
parts and quote female parts
and refer
to quote sex with women or
quote sex
with men a
excluding those who identify as
non-binary many individuals
don't see
body parts as having a gender
people
have a gender and as a result
stay with
me stay with me
as a result trouble the notion
that a
penis is exclusively a male
body part
and a vulva is exclusively a
female body
part is inaccurate by using the
words
parts to talk about genitals
and using
medical terms for anatomy
without
attaching a gender to it we
become much
more able to effectively
discuss safe
sex in a weird in a way that's
clear and
inclusive so for purposes of
this guide
we've chosen to include
alternative
words for readers to use for
their
genitals for example some trans
men
choose to use the words front
whole or
eternal yet the fried whole
story yes or
internal genital instead of
vagina
alternatively some trans women
may say
strapless or girl dick for
penis this
usage is meant for one-on-one
communication with trusted
persons such
as your doctor or partner not
for broad
discussion in this guide
whenever we use
the medical term vagina we will
also
include front hole as clinically
recommended by researchers at
the BMC
pregnancy and childbirth
Journal so well
a front hole does exist if
you're a
fully transgendered person from
male to
female I didn't know that's
what they
called it but the freaked out
okay yeah
yes a front hole is different
from a
vagina I got it and they
actually had to
post a whole separate article
no we're
not renaming the vagina some
people are
under the impression that
health line is
now using the term front hole
instead of
vagina this is simply not true
I just got to play this Dana
lash clip
now she is the you like her
she's the
NRA spokes spokes hole
you know I'm talking about yeah
I know
her yeah you like her I
generally do I
mean she's a little bit
she has some you know she's a
little bit
knee-jerk but a little bit a
little bit
knee-jerk right-wing knee-jerk
yeah ok
so you've heard the story are
you
outraged no I don't think it
much of I
wouldn't even done this story
on this
show but I'm hardly outraged
well I'm
doing it just to show you how
unhinged
the right is become a guy we
got balance
on this show finally here's the
tipping
point I think that we are now
in a state
of full-on unhinged NIST in
across all
dimensions Healthline says
using the
medical term vagina is not
gender
inclusive language use instead
front
whole the guide states quote it
so just
so you know that's already not
true
because that's not what it said
said
they would they would use both
words
okay all right wait before you
go back
to it I was gonna say how is
the front
hall would have been the mouth
imperative for safe sex guides
to become
more inclusive of LGBTQIA and
non-binary
people it's a thing it is an
actual
thing health line says it I
don't even
understand all the letters the
GD bdq
burger this by the way this is
just lame
for her to do this I don't
understand
all the letters yes you do you
do should
burger they say that you they
say for
the purpose of this guide we
will refer
to the female copulatory Oregon
as the
front whole instead of using
the medical
term vagina which is an actual
medical
term and I can I just I need to
just you
mean move on to another no I
got a as a
woman did tell me to ask deaf
you for a
moment because this is
ridiculous
no pun intended I agree this do
you do
they not understand female
anatomy there
we go
do they not understand female
anatomy
I'm sorry but there's more than
one what
is wrong with these people I do
not want
some social justice warrior
dude how
dare you tell me what to use to
in terms
of it as a substitute for
medical names
for actual copulatory organs oh
my gosh
if you did not take just a
basic anatomy
and physiology class you don't
get if
you don't have one you don't
get to
rename it
oh my gosh trying to transition
to it
but you don't know what's not
happening
because this is the kind of
stupid stuff
that social justice warrior
particularly
the dudes do the social justice
warrior
dudes because they're the ones
who are
freaking out about this they're
the ones
who like well you can't call it
that
because I don't have one yeah I
know you
don't it's not like you just
switch it
on the outside and suddenly
everything
magically appears inside and if
you
think that women only have one
you need
to understand how basic
function of
female anatomy find out what a
urethra
is find out these things
they're not the
same thing the birth canal is
not that
they're completely entirely
different
things what shows us that you
have no
business telling us women what
to call
our stuff Oh My heavens this is
this is
where I can't deal anymore this
is where
I have left planet peace and I
am out in
the space I am just done
they're like oh
well it's the same thing you
never go
into medicine people who think
like this
don't ever do that you will
kill a woman
from now on I'm just gonna call
her
front hole I this is easier to
remember
I think you should get some
tums some
there's definitely one or two
ice I have
two of course I got the eye so
I think
that's the one okay that's not
bad and
but all on false information
one woman
who went nuts no no no this
John the
front whole thing it was
trending
trending front halls trending
it was on
par with the animal crackers
break out
of their cages well that was a
good one
too their cages well that was a
good one
I mean I don't have a clip of
it because
every ap The Associated Press
did an article you know like
breaking
news the animals on the animal
crackers
will no longer be in cages
because it's
cruel PETA forced them what a
setup what
a great piece of native
advertising what
a great great great fantastic
because it
make everybody I by the way do
this John
that's not news that's
promotion it's
the old promotion that when I
first
heard the story so as you go to
the
store and get a box of the old
ones did
you think you did their
inventory out
almost instantly because
they're all
collectors items now no kidding
because in reality with they
made this
change without announcing it
would just
be a package upgrade nobody
cares it was
you know cartoons of animals in
cages
and it was kind of a dubious
cage and
then somebody pointed out
cynically on
Twitter they said yeah whatever
they do
there the kids are still gonna
bite the
heads off the animals first
thing they
do right animal crack we have
to rock
against the crackers man
because it
teaches kids to harm animals
bite the
heads off see now that's
something I can
get behind
I'm get behind the front hole
and it's
sad because the animals have
all moved
to silly
good-evening we're following a
disturbing incident tonight in
Clearfield County where
Pennsylvania
State Police served a search
warrant
after reports of animal abuse
our Alexis
Wainwright has been following
this story
she joins us live tonight
outside of the
Police barracks Alexis what are
police
saying according to officials
there's no
Pleasant way of saying this
they say
that these men have been having
sexual
intercourse with animals
according to
the district attorney bill Shaw
this has
been a part of an ongoing
investigation
as to the abuse of animals this
is an
unpleasant topic but the facts
are that
we received a report of folks
having
sexual intercourse with animals
farm
animals down and munson
Saturday morning
State Police say they moved
into action
for safety concerns of animal
abuse at a
home in maan Singh
three men have been arrested
Terry
Wallace Matt broom maker in
Martin
Menace cough all in their 30s
in early
40s either going to be charged
with
sexual abuse of an animal
corruption of
minors recklessly endangering
another
person police recovered several
semi-automatic weapons at the
home or
the DA says there was also a
minor but
they don't believe they were
abused or
involved they say they are still
investigating to be sure I've
been doing
this for over time then house it
corruption of a minor if no
minors were
involved it's beyond the beside
the
point and I have heard in this
report so
what's not in this is that
there were so
I think they have over a
thousand counts
of of sex with animals they had
a barn
with a special set up so they
could
strap the animal to a gate and
they
could stand behind the animals
and also
there was a goat I'm reliably
informed
also not in this report but
it's in the
written reports I'm reminded of
the
classic joke from the 30s that
appeared
in the legmen book ration of
the dirty
joke one farmer goes up to
another and
he says hey do you know what
that felt
like Kenzie's been saying about
us
farmers and the other friend
says no
what says he says us farmers go
out and
we're fucking goats and sheep
and cows
and dogs and snakes and the
other farmer
says dogs and snakes and the
other farmer
snakes yeah yes Wow okay the
reason it's
over a thousand counts is
because they
made video of every single time
they did
it hey money money money this
is a huge
yes this is a huge business
huge it is
an international business
international
sex with animals now this leap
has leads
me into an art of an excellent
article
that's an interview written in
the full
excreme' in the Netherlands
it's very
long and
not gonna read it that mainly
because
it's in Dutch I did run it
through the
google translator which I had
to do
eight times because they have a
cap on
how many how many were how many
characters they'll translate at
a time
and it's yes yeah I mean this
has got to
be a 20,000 word interviews
it's very
very long so Google Translate
you can't
just throw a whole book in
there and
Google will have an issue with
that will
actually do use who I wait I
just want
to mention this okay if it's a
newspaper
article and you go on Chrome
and you
read it on Chrome you can hit
the button
it will turn a toad translate
on the fly
the whole thing yes except it
doesn't
because they have the GDR P
warning and that's the when you
when you
when you do the click it in
chrome I did
all that it translates the
warning not
the out not the article yeah
JavaScript
crap anyway the reason why I
transitioned into this is
because this
article it was an interview
with a Dutch
guy who worked in Berlin at a
Google
facility it was a contractor
but a
facility that whose entire job
was to
approve or disapprove of posts
and
videos for Facebook and you
know the guy
speaks on grounds of anonymity
because
of course he signed an NDA you
cannot
talk about it he did and he
felt it was
really important because he
says it's
what's going on first of all
it's all
minimum wage he was in Berlin
he he
didn't know he was being asked
to do
something for Google they
needed Dutch
speakers so the guy goes to the
interview they never mentioned
Google
you know they they do they just
some
basic basic questions then he
goes back
and then he's given a quote and
he has
to say is that hateful or not he
actually didn't have the right
answer
but no okay I understand I did
it wrong
anyway long story short he's
hired and
there's just a couple of Dutch
people
this is like the Tower of Babel
in this
in this office there's people
from all
over Europe all speaking
different
languages all viewing posts and
videos
this is their AI okay I love it
it's the
same thing that's coming to
Austin this
is very important to understand
because
that AI yes AI this is this is
their
artificial intelligence they
have people
everywhere in little dark
buildings at
minimum-wage trying to
determine what is
good and what is not and he
says first
of all I says the Netherlands
they are
so hateful he says the hate and
it's and
it's very Dutch to say cancer
everything
is cancer you're a cancer woman
your
cancer child your cancer job
everything
is cancer and I know this
because that
is the the Dutch very easily
say crack
the conquer a conquer who were
so
everything with cancer is very
very odd
cultural thing he says but the
worst is
the thing he says but the worst
is
videos yeah the child
pornography
violent rapes of eleven-year-old
children I'm not going to read
exactly
what he said but he was very
graphic in
this such in Dutch again we the
translation is there yes oh
these are
such videos yeah the Dutch
video sure I
think the the Netherlands is
probably a
pet at pedo bear central in the
EU very
disturbing says and everyone at
the
Google contracted facility his
drinking
is on drugs are with therapists
have
post-traumatic stress disorder
they
watching the videos yes it's so
disturbing the guy says there's
some
videos I cannot get out of my
head
and that's the you know like
the the
child rape videos so they have
to sit
through this every single day
and most
of them can't stand it more
than a
couple weeks he was there for
three
months could not stand he said
I was
walking around like a zombie
and he
would take a bottle of wine to
work just
to be able to get through the
day and
here's my problem
Austin Texas has been sold this
bill of
goods that we're gonna become
the next
Silicon Valley that we're gonna
be who
the tech Mecca we go and what is
happening is Silicon Valley is
sending
not only thanks to John C
Dvorak all of
their homeless people on buses
to Austin
they're sending the reviewers
of these
horrible videos who become
disaffected
have post-traumatic stress
disorder are
on all kinds of psychotropic
drugs are
on alcohol they're walking
around like
zombies in our city on these
damn
scooters I think you should go
to the
City Council meeting and bring
this up
with them I have a rest and
burden the
show with your personal problem
come on
this is this is good for the
show what
are you talking about I am so
obviously
that's my personal problem in
Austin but
that this this is what's going
on it
it's going to blow up someone
is going
to commit some kind of heinous
act after
sitting in these rooms for days
on end
like being tortured yeah
it is that's like the scene in
the
Clockwork Orange where the guy's
eyeballs are open up and they
make him
see all this horrible things I
mean it's
it's and when you read this
everything
you can imagine that's horrible
that
needs to be translated and put
into an
American vehicle newspaper well
maybe
that's something that you want
to take a
shot at the translations not
too bad
it's very very interesting it's
it's but
this is going to get very bad
very
quickly you kill if what if
what you say
yeah especially internationally
not to mention locally with
those jokers
and wherever they were
bumfuck eyewear was that what
state were
these is you have words for you
today
they were Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania Pennsylvania Dutch
there
yeah I'm surprised that they
didn't
associate Trump somehow with
that story
it's a Dutch story they're not
always
about the forks Crump is
and it's very well respected
intellectual lefty newspaper no
I'm
talking about not the newspaper
story
but the original story about the
bestiality oh they had guns this
stickers mister yes mag a missed
opportunity mister yes mag a
missed
probably Hillary voters anyway
so while
I was going through this rant
in my head
yeah I realized something
really bad
you know and I'm just gonna go
into OTG
for a second just that sort of
one
understands being off the grid
for me is
just being a little more
invisible to
Silicon Valley and I have now
with my
new purchase we can talk about
it later
I have now lived since the last
show
without an iPhone at all no
smartphone
whatsoever an iPhone at all no
smartphone
everything is transitional get
to that
this has been going on for over
a month
yeah but I was using the iPhone
at home
for what four digits all kinds
of things
just sitting on the couch you
know
because I I don't want to hear
it like
you okay yeah I will say again
I don't
want to reiterate this but I
will which
is that I have discovered years
ago or
recently I don't know when I
discovered
it where I could actually
realize I
discovered it that if you sit
around at
the table with a bunch of
people and you
want to use your phone to look
something
up all you have to do is
request it you
don't need a phone you just say
hey can
somebody look up this can
somebody look
up that can somebody look and
I've
mocked these people for doing
it and
they still do it
they will look up anything cuz
one of
them always has the phone and
they love
looking stuff up for you and I
feel much
more kingly yeah that's great
and you know but we're not
talking about
you you're not the typical
consumer for
today's world this is for other
people
and the this the mission I've
been on is
to be able to use as many
services that
I need as possible with a
browser with a
protected browser with as much
turned
off and shutdown as possible
which is
just not possible in the app
ecosphere
that's why all smartphones are
evil but
I'll get to that I have a
review of the
surface go if you're interested
we can
do that later the thing that I
realized
is with all of my beau TG and I
realize
this yesterday
we're on the boat with the
former New
York banker I take my hearing
aids off
because we're gonna get in the
water
we're gonna do some surfing and
so here
we are were two dudes with our
shirts
off in a air you know air
Nautique
whatever it is
and the music I guess his wife
was in
the boat last it's like Abba
like banker
change this this is not good we
do not
look very cool with ABBA
you know Mamma Mia blast yes
yes we have
to forget to do something so
he's trying
to connect this phone to the
the boats
the system through bluetooth
and he's it
can't connect he says I see
these I see
two bluetooths that are just
numbers and
not a name oh crap those are my
hearing
aids they're broadcasting MAC
addresses
24/7 I literally have a target
on my
head yeah you all you have to
do is he's
go for in between the two
Bluetooth
transmitters yeah that's easy
this is
I'm a walking tracker this is
very very
bad yeah this would be and
there's no
way to turn it on low TG guy
and there's
no way to turn off the Bluetooth
broadcast way to turn off the
Bluetooth
and the drone could pick it up
like oh
there it is there's anna mac
address
that's Tracy luckily blue -
it's only
really transmits about 30 feet
max yes -
a store nearby who picks it up
and
relays it off to the drone Bush
you want
to hear about the surface go we
got him
but that's it you never did
make the
connection you couldn't change
it so
it's you two guys with the
shirts off
listening to ABBA well no we
made the
connection and quickly changed
it to
something else like you know
dude rock
music ray yeah dude yeah dude
yeah
anyway I I got the surface go
yeah the
surface go which is the
inexpensive
Microsoft Surface which is
about 500
bucks it looks like a pretty
usable
little machine I love this
machine and I
didn't get the 399 which I
think would
be unusable for 4 megabytes of
RAM and
RAM yeah you want that you want
to max
it out yeah so it's the 8 128
this is a
question first question I have
I haven't
looked at one of these I was
gonna go
look at one never did
can you pull out the 128 drive
which is
really just a little thin car I
don't
know and put it up I don't know
if I'd
like all right you can put in
this you
could you can put in a separate
SD card
but I did that's different
ya know I don't know about that
all I
know is this is the product
Apple should
have made this device it's it is
fantastic I've you know I went
through
all the guides online and
locked down
Windows 10 as much as I could
I'm not
kidding myself of course
and and by the way in the
process of
that I'm new to Windows 10 I'm
new to
Windows it's very interesting
to see
that with they did this Windows
10 and
maybe it was earlier with it
you know
different windows version
they've got
all these slick settings and
control
panels and but then sometimes
like you
click on something to open up a
different control panel and up
pops like
the NT control panel it's like
all this
old stuff hiding under there
it's very
that's what you want
I know that and I really
appreciate it
for what it is it's the
customization I
even customized the tiles on
Windows 10
I never understood what they
were for
like okay and especially this
thing goes
into tablet mode in a very
usable way it
only weighs about a pounds like
a little
over that's what I kind of like
about it
yeah it's over a pound with the
with the
with the keyboard on it is I the
speakers the sound is fantastic
now they advertise eight hours
it no way
if I'm battery life I think you
get if
you're really using it if you're
watching a movie sure if you're
if
you're using it for three four
or five
applications at a time four
hours max
but still that's still pretty
good still
and I mean this is I'm in love
I have to
say this is a great and this is
me
saying this lifelong Mac guy
but once
you really shut it all down and
you know
make sure all that Windows
hello and put
a piece of tape over the front
camera
once you've done all that stuff
and lock
down everything I know you
can't and
please don't email me I know
it's in the
chip already I know but Silicon
Valley
is having a much harder time
tracking me
I'm using all their services
with brave
I'm using the VPN I'm gonna I
want to
install a pie hole on it in the
unit in
the Linux subsystem which you
can't do
just yet for a number of
technical
reasons this is the OTG device
for
people who want to be as
visible as
possible for the tracking and
tracing
from commercial companies is a
great
device instead of a smartphone
so one of the policies of the
show is to
use Bing over Google yes so I
was using
my VP and if dude you know just
I just
usually keep it on all the time
it's a
very good way of keeping
certain kinds
of worms and viruses from
bouncing
around and so I was using our I
change
the location once in a while
it's just
to see what the speeds are and
so I go
to Mexico I'm coming out of
Mexico and
so I guy being something and
then it
comes in Spanish yes Mexico
Spanish
Spanish answers to everything
yeah so I
use Google Google's fine you
know they
got some hidden cookie says hey
this
guy's not in Mexico you know
they're
doing that and so it meanwhile
so I go
back and I go to my normal VPN
centage
which is not any
english-speaking
country usually the United
States Canada
something like that and every
time I hit
being it still puts me in
Mexico oh
really oh that's the custom
cookies or
the guys in Mexico and it
leaves me in
Mexico you have this one thing
you need
to look out for sometimes if
you I've
had that the Google dot code MX
sometimes your browser will
autocomplete
that after you visited it once
oh that's
another problem I don't want to
even
these guys here's the thing
you're using
a V there's a pet peeve I
haven't
written about all right I will
I'm using
a VPN for a number of security
reasons I
just think it's a better safer
way to go
and think it's a better safer
way to go
what what is Amazon all of a
sudden
think I'm in the UK when I'm
not I'm not
hello Amazon I am not in the UK
it's
presumptuous of you to think
that I am
when I'm specifically trying to
type in
amazon.com I'm not typing
amazon.com dot
UK right and it's not being
completed by
the browser when it goes to
amazon.com
it says oh he's coming in from
the UK
let's put him there yeah so it
moves me
it's not the browser doing the
autocomplete it's Amazon moving
me to
the UK I don't want to do
business with
the Amazon UK site
yeah but you understand why it's
happening technically they're
making
assumptions yes there's two
when you
make an assumption you make an
ass out
of you and me yes
I'm not going on the internet
for them
to make assumptions okay I'm
sorry I
will call Jeff pretty damn
useful I've
just forgotten through the
habit of just
being stuff yes just begin now
just change this topic this is
I think
we got the roti GT now though I
was just
gonna do one one more clip but
not
really OTG but about the chips
well we
can do that later what about
the chips I
know I'm interested oh there's
a company
who I thought we're doing it
just purely
for promotional reasons because
they are
a chip implant company they're
not they
implanted a whole bunch of
employees
with chips in their hands so
they you
know it's handy so you can go
through
the turnstile by using your
hand instead
of your card here here's the
CEO you
know what's good I don't have
to worry
about losing it
here's CNBC with the CEO of the
company
and you're not far from the
truth
last year Wisconsin based
company 3
Square market announced its
plans to
install rice sized microchips
in its
employees the implants can be
used to
scan into the office building to
purchase food at work and to
log into
the computers their CEO Todd
Westby is
back with us to talk about how
the
program is going so far so Todd
what's
it been like how many of your
employees
at this point have chosen to
have the
chip and plant it and how many
do you
have to go yes to date we have
a hundred
and ninety-six employees and 92
of them
are chip to this day and what's
the risk
what's been like in terms of
their
experience does anybody said I
want this
thing out of me or when they
leave do
they have to get it out we've
had one
employee that's left that had
it removed
how that's left that had it
removed
over the vast majority of our
employees
absolutely love the
conveniences that
having this chip in their hand
really
brings to them I'm sure you've
been
asked this a million times Todd
but why
not a badge what why'd you have
to
implant a piece of equipment
into people
this guy's rationale why not a
badge
John can you think of a reason
why a
chip in your hand will be
better than a
badge you lose your badge if it
can be
lost it will be lost and the
very first
day that I had this done I
actually had
a late night interview and I
forgot my
ID card and I thought huh I got
a chip
in my hand and when I showed up
at work
I scan my hand and I was let in
the
front door so it's really a huge
convenience factor that the
employees
seem to like with it you know
we all
carry around our phones these
days we
don't really lose those too
often why
don't you just have people use
their
phone for this kind of thing
because
this is much more convenient
you can do
a lot more really with this
then you can
your phone as far as I can log
into my
computer with this which I do
every day
I can log into my phone with it
I can
pay for items if I forgot my
credit card
or my phone I can log into work
notice
the theme here it's all about
forgetting
people are happy to have this
today are
they afraid you're tracking
them beyond
work no we have had you know
some normal
pushback which comes with
anything you
do however what we've really
done with
this I think is you see a lot of
discussion now about implants
and how
they can you know take your
heartbeat
get your blood glucose levels
you see
Amazon just hiring a top-notch
doctor
you see Walmart filing for
patents on
this what we've really done is
sort of
made it acceptable or brought
it in the
forefront where people are now
talking
about it and that's what
they're gonna
do that's how they bring it in
is
through medical and looking at
the
benefits that it can do for a
person 10
seconds how easy is it to get
out
basically you just punch your
the your
hand with a needle and you can
push it
right out the same hole
right just push it right out
the hole I
was doing the question I
actually had
the voice guys voice down I
think this
guy is a shill and it's very
obvious I
have a little short follow-up
clip this
is coming and it's going to
eventually
be mandated by your insurance
CPS inside
the body has the potential to
revolutionize medication
delivery MIT
engineers have come up with a
way to
detect the exact location on
global
positioning devices anywhere in
the body
the ingestible implants can be
used as a
replacement safe for tube
cameras for
diagnostics but scientists say
using
wireless technology to track
the devices
to the centimeter they can
detect heart
rate breathing movement and
they say by
directing the in body GPS they
can
attach drugs for delivery to
specific
places to treat diseases like
cancer
without impacting healthy
tissue or
organs GPS GPS is a misnomer
here has
nothing to do with GPS it's
just you
know you just have a sensor you
can see
where the the where the where
the chip
is in the body it's not the GPS
moron so
it's got a little propeller
around it so
they can move it around too but
that's
how it's gonna happen it's like
oh yeah
cuz we can check your heart
rate and why
wouldn't you it's safe it's
good for
your health come on and by the
way your
premiums go down yeah well that
would be
the gimmick the premiums going
down yes
well we predicted it eight
years ago
that this would be related to
insurance
for cars with GPS trackers
that's what
could possibly go wrong nothing
I can't
imagine well it reminds me of a
clip I
have about what could possibly
go wrong
with this great technologies
that we
employ now that I found that I
don't
know how old this clip is I
found it in
a compilation of crazy clips
but it was
the drivers a couple years ago
when
there was an Elmo toy that had
been
reprogrammed or reprogrammed
itself
after a battery change and we
play this
clip everyone's gonna be
talking about
this this weekend a mother
Cherry's on
her son's talking Elmo ghoul
and is
stunned to hear what comes out
of its
mouth you will be too
that's right
the ELMO doll is saying kill
James
that's the name of the boy who
owns the
Elmo knows your name doll you
plug it
into the computer so it will
repeat the
child's name while the doll ran
out of
batteries so the mom replaced
them
that's when it started making
death
threats it's not something that
really
you would think don't ever come
out of a
toy but once I heard it I was
just kind
of distraught even worse James
began
repeating the phrase so his
mama had to
hide the toy fisher-price makes
the doll
and says it will issue a
voucher to
replace it is also examining
Elmo to
figure out what went wrong and
looking
at other toys to find out if
they are
bloodthirsty as well thinking
there's a
dude named Ben somewhere
laughing like
this this is why you can't I
mean this
is why it this is why professor
Ted is
right you do dis exemplifies the
problems you'll have with all
these
things everything vandals
mm-hmm dudes named Ben who are
fed up or
where they're just irks or they
think
it's funny or there's a million
possibilities didn't do this
sort of
thing this does not do all had
them it
was programmed to say kill and
I mean
that that didn't would didn't
dream it
up itself so it it was killed
whoever
killed James was deaf I sent
programs
after a battery reset seems
like a
perfect opportunity reboot yeah
boots to
this new default I love it yes
all the
stuff is that is susceptible to
this
including driverless cars I
might add
yes driverless cars I might add
yes hey doesn't end face bag
just as a
late-breaking story this was
everywhere
they are within their analytics
set I
guess their social graph
dynamics they
are rating trustworthiness of
every user
on the system sound familiar
yeah what dummy that's not from
a bitch
what are you referring to it's
like a
social score if you can be
trusted yes
exactly score if you can be
trusted yes
yeah China like exactly the
China
weather you can't get a job you
can't
get on the railroad train yep
what's
your social score on Facebook
you can
either be a zero it's I think
the scale
is from zero be the fisa
of social it's from yes FICA
FICA why do
I keep doing that
I know it's FICA but I keep
saying FISA
is it FICA or FICO I think is
fight cut
FISA no that's the fight no
that's the
FISA courts no fights the
cortisol
flights Accord right right
right right
no we're talking about FICO
psych FICA
is something with taxes FICO is
the FICO
score FICO score exactly this
has the
patent to the fact that no scar
the fact
the fact that these guys are
building a
rating system on your truck on
the
trustworthiness of every user
yes that's
not what this thing's about
this is
shameful that they're doing this
I'm not going on Facebook I'm
not
getting an account on Facebook
so I can
communicate with my grandmother
so we
can both end up getting scored
if we're
trustworthiness both end up
getting scored if we're
what's grandma gonna think when
she sees
why your trustworthiness is
down bill
'we don't know should I be
talking to
you anymore what you will
notice in
modern light you won't but what
I've
noticed in modern life is when
you do
not use certain things such as
I no
longer use a smartphone you're
locked
out of a lot of things now I'm
not sad
that I can't use the bike or
the or the
scooter I'm not sad about that
I wouldn't use them anyway
right but I
but I cannot use it and there I
think
you can predict if they hang
around long
enough there will be a time
when when
someone is asked what's your
facebook
score or Facebook may not make
certain
things available to you that's
probably
how it'll start now you have a
low score
you cannot join this group you
watch
this I'm not to say you watch
to me this
is obviously what's gonna
happen but I
think we did luck the law
system will do
some damage in the other route
in the
other direction for example I
think
those bikes that you need a
smartphone
for I think you can sue over
this I'm
being denied use of this of
this public
service yes because I don't use
a phone
yes yes because I don't use a
phone
I would sue him sue em somebody
sue him
well the Mendocino firefighters
are
suing the Mendocino
firefighters are
they're suing Verizon and this
is very
odd stores is a very sick story
because
they were using up to 25
gigabytes of
data and then the minute you
hit that
cap rise on your unlimited
bandwidth we
know this is a lie
Verizon then slows you down -
you know
like zero almost and so they're
running
into problems and Verizon they
can't
even get it to get their change
a system
- just give it to them no no
now they
have to spend an extra $2.00 a
month and
get on this other plan well
grandfather
this in do you have any friends
and
family I mean that's what
they're doing
and I'm thinking all the while
net neutrality anybody
yeah like net neutrality is
gonna solve
this problem no no my point
would be in
net neutrality these guys would
get zero
preference no priority for them
oh
that's a good point no priority
and now
they want priority they want
priority
over every other to the ground
we need
priority no no no no no no but
the
stupid fire department is
joining a net
neutrality lawsuit they don't
get it
this is exactly the wrong thing
to do
you're going to get legally the
same as
everybody else you will have no
preference even though you're
fighting a
fire a fire no preference same
data I
just do not understand the
logic this is
a great example but they've
gotten it
all wrong there's only about 10
guys I
know that understand this
correctly I
haven't been sold a bill of
goods on
this debt neutrality thing yeah
you know
why Trump now before we go off
this
topic because you talked about
this
Facebook rating explain to me
why
Microsoft I have a Microsoft
story Oh
weird Microsoft story play this
and I
want to just discuss it for a
second
Microsoft all the latest all of
your
clips are skipping today at the
beginning I do you doing
something
different I in recording
process I
noticed this too in fact they
have to
edit them a little bit I don't
know what
the deal is with this skipping
thing did
you do any different program no
different computer not
everything the
same they're not all no no I
mean
everything I'm doing is online
and for
some reason audacity is not
picking up the fridges skipping
at the
beginning I have no idea why
all of them
are skipping Microsoft Oil the
latest
attempt by Russian hackers to
infiltrate
us pirates off November's
midterm again
it started out saying Microsoft
foil
foil Microsoft Oil the latest
attempt by
Russian hackers to infiltrate
u.s.
politics ahead of November's
midterm
elections the tech giant
announced today
that it had removed fake
versions of the
websites of the US Senate and
two
conservative think-tanks a
so-called
spear phishing campaign it said
was
mounted by the same Russian
group
responsible for meddling in the
2016
election Kremlin spokesman
Dmitry Peskov
denied that Russia was behind
the attack
we do not know what hackers
they are
talking about we do not know
what is
meant by influence on elections
we hear
confirmations from America that
there
was no influence on elections
who
exactly are they talking about
Microsoft's president said
there were no
signs that hackers were
successful in
obtaining users credentials
what is Microsoft doing taking
down
sites yeah I don't know I
thought that I
caught the story didn't really
think
much of it but I did also as
Microsoft
doing what is how does how does
Microsoft have the ability to
take down
sites I know why are they doing
it I
don't own the store why these
sites and
by the way it was determined
later was
the Chinese that did these
sites not the
Russians what's up with that
well they
did it first it went Russians
then it
went out of the Chinese we find
it as
the Chinese and then they
changed a
little Chinese with maybe some
Russians
they know this was part yeah
this was
part of a whole bunch of stories
including the DNC like everyone
freaking
out the DNC like everyone
freaking
and now they retracted the
story they
get timecode for me they
retracted the
story and they said oh no we
weren't
hacked it was a spear phishing
campaign
which yes but of course
everyone jumped
on this oh we're hacked were
hacked were
hacked here's the odd thing I
was
reading about this story on
I want to say was ABC ABC News
dot-com
and I had a video and the the
video that
played above the story
had a little bit to do it was
really it
was a promo for some outfit
that is
helping campaigns not get
hacked and
I'll set this up because I cut
out here
these are not getting hacked
well so you
wait until you hear this it's
showing a
guy coming into a clearly a
campaign
headquarters and I was like oh
shit
bleep bleep your computer's
going up oh
my god because they were hacked
and
someone got some bad
information about
the campaign and you know it's
obvious
that this guy did something
unsafe and
always call everyone out how our
campaign is going down the
tubes because
of this hack and here's the
rest of the
promo this hack and here's the
rest of the
[Music] this hack and here's
the rest of the
every campaign is at risk of
getting
hacked you might be the weakest
link if
you don't want to put your
candidate
your campaign and yourself at
risk
listen to Debra Plunkett she
was the
director of information
assurance at the
NS a take responsibility use an
encrypted messaging service the
longer
the password the better beware
of
phishing attacks keep your
device's
secure our democracy is in your
hands so
take a care of it in case you
didn't
memorize all of that it's all
here in
the cybersecurity campaign
playbook
check it out online now
apparently some
woman from the NSA
let me hear her advice again
assurance
at the end s she says M by the
way maybe
it's not the NSA maybe it's the
NSA
which is some other outfit but
she looks
official information assurance
at the NS
a responsibility use an
encrypted
messaging service use an
encrypted
messaging service which Apple
can then
unlock on the iCloud okay great
thanks
good tip next the longer the
passwords
the better the longer the
password the
better I think there's some
dudes named
Ben who would like to disagree
with that
beware of phishing attacks keep
your
device's secure keep your
thanks for the
tip our democracy is in your
hands our
democracy is in your hands
because you
left your phone on the table so
I think
this is a dnce or some kind of
you know
everyone's worried about these
local
elections and stuff on being
uncovered
and this is intended hey cover
everything up be secretive no
transparency our democracy is
in your
hands so taken care of it
in case you'd now I think he
said Ms
that's what it sounded like to
me - yeah
I'm sure was she's not from the
NSA they
don't but they don't have a
bunch of
spokespeople that show up but
that but
it sure made it sound like it
and when
you see her she's kind of a
Loretta
Lynch looking type lady yeah
like
straight out of central casting
casting
spook ya know you understand I
will just
run there offbeat stuff I got I
got the
one left and with this one kind
of a
side story I mean I thought it
would if
it wasn't for all this other
man affort
and Cohen stuff this would have
been a
bigger story this is the story
of the of
the Miss America contest
falling apart
because the organization is
being
destroyed by gretchen carlson
yes and
it's it's very funny story but
the
backstory is quite good isn't
she isn't
she the former winner who now
wants all
women to wear a paper bag on
their head
was that to wear overalls
coveralls and
a paper bag apparently a
horrible bully
she's just a troublemaker she's
no good
and she's the one across
brought down
Roger Ailes and run all kinds
of money
from Fox it's now dubious I'm
really
questioning some of this stuff
now every
after hearing this and the only
reason I
makes me suspicious is that
this was an
interview with a couple of
women did
bitching about her and her and
her
partner running the Miss America
operation on Kelly show ah and
Kelly
worked with Gretchen yes at Fox
for a
long time and will seem to
welcome these
two so I have to assume even
though
Kelly didn't chime in with
something
because Kelly's not the one who
had
admit to have ever being
bullied hmm I
just found this fascinating let
me start
with you Stu said I know that
you say
you you read Cara's letter you
were
shocked and appalled but not
surprised
why not not surprised because
I've had
some background on Gretchen
Gretchen has
been bullying for a long time
actually she's bullied my
sister here
had their Whitestone there were
some
incident their Whitestone there
were some
in the past that she's bullied
our
current office in Atlantic City
five people resigned in the
office the
head of the foundation which
was a
former Miss America resigned
there were
two miss Americas on the board
that
resigned there were two other
state
title holders that filed that
were fired
suddenly this person has taken
no
responsibility for the way
she's treated
our current Miss America for
Caramon to
write a five-page letter
explaining for
her through her year how she's
been
treated is appalling and as a
mother
have gretchen as a mother what
would she
do if her own daughter were
being
bullied like that cars come out
and said
that the new leadership has
made clear
to her there's only one Miss
America and
it isn't me said that all the
major
press was reserved for Gretchen
that the
social media of the Miss
America was
used to promote Gretchen that
she had
three talking points she was
given Miss
America's relevant Gretchen
started the
me2 movement and Gretchen went
to
Stanford absolutely she hasn't
given her
any chance to stand up and
speak she's
actually paid $10,000 to help
her with
media training which she didn't
need
she's a Greta Brown graduate
she's a
business gradual reigning Miss
America
reigning mentioned Miss America
so she
has no problem convincing an
audience on
what her platform is she hasn't
been
given a chance to even speak
when is the
next competition is it before
the
midterms yes there you go
there you go it's just like the
MTV
Awards it's all gonna be virtue
signaling it's all gonna be
political
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yes I got a note from the same
person
who told us about it initially
apparently the six week cycle
at the FBI
is being reinstated they're
starting it
back up again
oh good for them so for those
who don't
know we were told this a while
back
years ago FBI has a six week
cycle they
need to entrap some kind of
schmuck
dummy that dummy on the
spectrum and it
probably should be in jail
because he's
because he's so stupid yeah
arrest them
on terrorism charges after they
give
them everything they need and
this
honeypot them and that's how
they keep
their budgets and keep the FBI
who looks
pretty bad right now
FBI not looking so good though
that
would be makes sense that they
start up
the six-week cycle again so I
guess
we'll wait for one and then
we'll count
the week so this should be
something
coming soon
you heard it here first
a lot of people emailed us
about the
clearances issue a lot of
people had
told you a lot of our producers
have
clearance typically half of them
typically after you leave a
said job
where you have clearance and
you no
longer have clearance
it's taken away that's for the
Schmucks
if you're the elite you get to
keep it
and the holy cow there's a lot
of and
that's this great article call
me let's
see just to give you an idea
Mueller
after he left his FBI director
were
senior vice president of
Lockheed Martin
and general counsel he was the
top
lawyer the largest contractor
in the
u.s. call me
made 6.1 million dollars
outside of his
government jobs these guys are
doing
just fine
think they have enough actually
so they
shouldn't worry about it but
it's it's
definitely a money issue for
these
people and then I don't see why
they
should get the clear I know
everyone
understands this story I think
we all
they should get their
clearances taken
away if it's a regular guy two
guesses
taken away when it just quits
his job
they should just do not work in
there
anymore what you need to clear
us forth
I agree what are these guys
that are
just talking heads on CNBC or
not CNBC
MSNBC or CNN what do they need
clearances for yeah I actually
have a
cool old Brennan clip as a
flashback not
I have to I have a Mueller clip
and I
have a Brennan clip though old
flashbacks which one you want
to hear
first the least the one that's
not as
funny the least the one that's
not as
okay here's Mueller director
tenet has
pointed out secretary Powell
presented
evidence last week that Baghdad
has
failed to disarm its weapons of
mass
destruction willfully
attempting to
evade and deceive the
international
community our particular
concern is that
Saddam Hussein may supply
terrorists
with biological chemical or
radiological
material remember how sure he
was and we
knew it now it's certainly
certain you
can't be wrong there's a neocon
and here
is Brennan now this one I had
never
heard this this is that the
Council for
relations where you want to
launch these
ideas ah here we go another
example is
the array of technologies often
referred
to collectively as
geoengineering that
potentially could help reverse
the
warming effects of global
climate change
one that has gained my personal
attention is stratospheric
aerosol
injection or si I a method of
seeding
the stratosphere with particles
that can
help reflect the sun's heat in
much the
same way that volcanic
eruptions do an
essay I program could limit
global
temperature increases reducing
some
risks associated with higher
temperatures and providing the
world
economy additional time to
transition
from fossil fuels
this process is also relatively
inexpensive the national
research
Research Council estimates that
a fully
deployed sa I program would
cost about
ten billion dollars yearly as
promising
as it may be moving forward an
essay I
would also raise a number of
challenges
for our government and for the
international community on the
technical
side greenhouse gas emission
reductions
would still have to accompany s
AI to
address other climate change
effects for
demolishes ocean acidification
because
si I alone would not remove
greenhouse
gases from the atmosphere on the
geopolitical side the
technologies
potential to alter weather
patterns and
benefit certain regions of the
world at
the expense of other regions
could
trigger sharp opposition by
some nations
others might seize on si eyes
benefits
and back away from their
commitment to
carbon dioxide reductions and
as with
other breakthrough technologies
global
norms and standards are lacking
to guide
the deployment and
implementation of Si
I and other geoengineering
initiatives
[Music] and other
geoengineering initiatives
this is not a breakthrough
technology
way to kill the planet let's
put a bunch
of crap in the air and you'd
make it
code everything so we'd all die
oh wow
okay so but the important part
of the
clip is not so much the si I
for you
know geoengineering for you
know to save
the world from from global
warming no
it's the weather modification
this is
the CIA director what is he
talking
about global warming he's not
he's
talking about making it rain
baby he's
got his own rain stick up there
and he said it he admits it we
got this
people don't like it
well it's disgusting that's a
disgusting
clip you're welcome
I do have since we talked about
on the
last show I just wanted to play
it the
full Brennan walk back on
treasonous and
the reason I think it's
important
oh yeah we talked about we need
to have
a clip yeah I got the clip
Brennan is in
trouble that's what that's what
rape
McGovern says yeah he's in
trouble
everybody is excoriating him
for saying
trees and trees and trees and I
don't
clapper even yes so the guy's
in trouble
and he sounds like he's in
trouble
he isn't the way he sounds in
this
two-minute clip but when he's
walking
this back this guy got spanked
by
someone something went down and
he's
like oh holy crap I gotta
change this
cuz the big mouth ain't so big
anymore
you were starting even a little
bit
scary in your criticism of his
behavior
you said it rose to two trees
actually I
think also I think the m5m they
really
believed that he was all over
yet trees
yeah Brennan said it
Brenna's trees he's trees there
was
nothing short of treasonous in
this
current controversy that
specific
comment has been singled out by
a number
of people as as a comment that
maybe by
you cross the line that was
maybe in
line what was it freedom of
speech no
I'm not saying you don't have a
right to
say it but do you stand by that
consideration and can you
explain can
you elaborate what you mean by
treasonous is a very serious
allegation
I know what the Russians did and
interfering in the election I
have you
know I'm a hundred percent
confidence in
what they did and for mr. Trump
to stand
on that stage in Helsinki with
all the
world's eyes upon him and to
basically
said he wouldn't he doesn't
understand
why would the Russians
interfere in the
election he's given mr. Putin
and the
Russians have passed
time after time to time and he
keeps
referring to this whole
investigation as
a witch hunt
as you know bogus as you know
and to me
this was a attack against the
foundational principle of our
great
Republic which is the right of
all
Americans to choose their
elected
leaders and from mr. Trump to so
cavalierly just dismissed that
yes
sometimes my my Irish comes out
and in
my tweets and I did say that it
rises to
and exceeds the level of high
crimes and
misdemeanors and there's
nothing short
of treasonous because he had the
opportunity there to be able to
say to
the world that this is
something that
happened it should never ever
happen
again it should never ever
happen
and if Russia tries at all to
do it
they're going to pay a serious
price for
it going to pay a serious price
for
I don't expect mr. Putin to
acknowledge
this he's you know he's gonna
deny deny
deny but for the president
United States
to continue to prevaricate on
this issue
I think does a great injustice
and a
disservice to the men and women
of the
intelligence law enforcement
community
and does a great disservice to
the
Citizens United States and
that's why I
said it was nothing short of
treasonous
I didn't mean that he committed
treason
but it was a term that I used
nothing
short of treasonous what
happened boy
you got in trouble well he's
gonna easy
in trouble there's something up
with
that guy hmm I want to get back
to the
Kohen thing because I do have
some
things about the head Lanie
Davis said
another one I forgot to put
this in the
earlier part of the show but
it's so
funny because it makes again
makes no
sense I think my theme here was
none of
this made any sense mm-hmm and
this is
the would not apparently Cohen
would not
accept a pardon blow from two
confidants
turned criminals president
Trump tonight
is defending what he knew and
when about
the payments his former lawyer
made
meant to keep two women quiet
about
alleged affairs did you know
about the
payments later on I knew later
on and
they weren't taken out of
paying finance that's a big
thing that's
a much bigger thing did they
come out of
the campaign they didn't come
out of the
campaign they came from me
solicitation is a crime of
directing
someone else to commit a crime
that's
true even if the person doesn't
follow
through with the act so here if
they can
find additional evidence to
support what
Michael Cohen says I think you
could
very well have a criminal
violation
against President Trump Michael
Cohen
says he broke the law at the
direction
of his then boss but the press
secretary
said the president is not in
trouble
he did nothing wrong there are
no
charges against him
the press secretary pushing
back he did
nothing wrong
there are no charges against
him he did
nothing wrong there are no
charges
against him as for Cohen his
attorney
says he's ready to share
whatever he
knows with whoever what was odd
was that
there edit yes you think it was
mine
wouldn't yeah that was there
edit
charges against just go bad
that was
interesting they just it was
did you say
it twice if they put it in
twice I think
she said it three times and
they decided
to put it wrap it on top of
each did you
do to put it together in a
repetitious
way they make it look like an
idiot the
law at the direction of his
then boss
but the press secretary said the
president's not in trouble he
did
nothing wrong there are no
charges
against him the press secretary
pushing
back he did nothing wrong there
are no
charges against him he did
nothing wrong
there are no charges against
him this
this is borderline dishonest
reporting
oh wait until you hear the next
clip let
me finish this one as for Cohen
his
attorney says he's ready to
share
whatever he knows with whoever
wants to
know it is he hoping for a
pardon from
President Trump not only is he
not
hoping for he would not accept
a pardon
he considers a pardon from
somebody who
has acted so corruptly as
president to
be something he would never
accept no
okay now that's just stupid and
it
doesn't make any sense but okay
want to
go with that but then I got
talking
about this honestly for now
this is
Hallie Jackson on NBC and I
want to
point out something in this
next clip
which is to me extremely
dishonest
reporting is to me extremely
dishonest
or 200k but the White House is
not
ruling out a pardon for Paul
Manafort
now convicted of tax and bank
rubbish
the president the White House
is not
ruling out a pardon for Paul
Manafort
mm-hmm when did this come up in
the
conversation was the White
House ever
asked about it pardon for Paul
Manafort
they probably were I think they
were and
nobody said anything it's not
as though
you know it's you can't see
mind your
mind reading their mind reading
they're
not ruling out is bullcrap you
don't
know that they're not ruling it
out
because it the questions never
been
asked she didn't ask it and
they didn't
say well we're not ruling it
out they
did not say we're not ruling it
out is
this what we call fake news I
think it's
fake news and this is NBC but
the White
House is not ruling out a
pardon for
Paul Manafort now convicted of
tax and
bank fraud the president seeming
sympathetic praised his former
campaign
chair unlike Cohen he tweeted
manna fort
refused to break make up
stories in
order to get a deal such
respect for a
brave man the developments
exposing a
series of contradictions in a
scandal
that's surfaced in January when
the Wall
Street Journal reported on the
payment
to pornstar stormy Daniels just
11 days
before the election a month
later Cohen
acknowledged he used his own
money
saying neither the Trump
campaign nor
the Trump Organization was
involved
yeah that yeah it's really bad
it's
really bad
the mighty NBC everybody NBC
now some of
the worst anti-trump artificial
constructions but you know how
says
they're not ruined they're not
saying
anything it's gonna boom rang
back on
them eventually this is the way
the
universe works you can't keep
doing this
people get HIPAA to it we do
because we
hear it all the time we're
looking for
no we're just hip we're hit man
hey are
you done with metaphor well
that's :
again I do have a mana for new
rules no
mana for Dan Cohen clips
anymore I'm
done I got one more which I'll
move off
to the next stage leave it in
the in the
lineup in case in case the
conversation
goes in a certain direction
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it's a crazy one overnight
shocking new
allegations just one of the
meet two
movements most prominent voices
the New
York Times reporting Italian
actress and
director Asia Argento the former
girlfriend of Anthony Bourdain
arranged
to pay three hundred and eighty
thousand
dollars to Jimmy Bennett after
the actor
claimed he was sexually
assaulted in a
California hotel room in 2013
when he
was just 17 the payment
arrangement
allegedly made not long after
Argento
herself publicly accused
Hollywood
producer Harvey Weinstein of
rape and
sexual assault the new claim
detailed
and documents sent to The Times
through
encrypted email says Argento
was both a
mentor and a mother figure to
Bennett
and the two were intermittently
in
contact as he grew up Bennett
now 22
began acting at age six he was
cast at
age seven to play our Gento son
in the
2004 film the heart is
deceitful above
all things you will not try
the documents characterized by
the times
as a legal agreement between
lawyers
describe Bennett's version of
the
encounter they have not been
seen or
verified independently by NBC
News on
may 9th 2013 Bennett says he
arrived at
the hotel with a family member
for a
reunion with Argento after
asking the
family member to leave so she
could be
alone with the actor Bennett
says
Argento gave him alcohol and a
series of
notes she had written to him on
hotel
stationery the documents say
Argento
then kissed Bennett removing
his pants
by performing oral sex before
having sex
with him later that day she
posted to
Instagram happiest day of my
life
reunion with Jimmy Bennett the
two had
lunch but later Bennett began
feeling
quote extremely confused
mortified and
disgusted according to the New
York
Times in an April letter
addressed to
Argento confirming the final
deal the
payment is characterized as
quote
helping mr. Bennett Argento
became a
leading voice in the mid-to
Moomin after
telling the New Yorker that
Weinstein
raped her in 1997 when she was
21
Weinstein faces multiple
charges of
sexual assault and rape none
including
Argento but he denies all
allegations of
non-consensual sex never has
the Dutch
phrase fit any better on this
one but
Yousef been yourself magical
toda helped
you are what I say I am what I
say you
are exactly last you imagine
being 17
and that happening to you
well I think most God you know
there's a
lot of jokes going on around
about this
yeah I'm not gonna enter into
that no I
could but I'm not going to but
but this
was kind of a I think this was
a little
weird like especially there was
like a
mom son type thing and Oedipus
complex
red or something that maybe I
could make
a seventeen-year-old go little
wacky
maybe yeah I think so but this
just
seemed to me that they knew
about this
is seven five years ago so
somebody's
how it talks well this is
farming
community it's like this tech
commune
Weinstein has friends Weinstein
has
friends you've got wind of this
yeah and
one of the and he's got
associates that
are still you know a bunch of
creeps in
Hollywood in Hollywood would
expect and
somebody got wind of this and
then they
blew the lid off it got ahold
of the kid
or something they did something
to get
this to come out but we're too
embarrassed this but here's
what I want
where are the psychologists
where are
people talking about this type
of sexual
harassment I think this is
important it
should be discussed because
exactly what
how if you don't then you get
the jokes
yeah I'd let her blow me you
know yeah
exactly this is this is voided
it's
disappointing is really
disappoint
there's no analysis oh well
there's the
story shut up about it because
yeah
that Weinstein's getting off on
this not
getting off in this sexual way
oh yeah
he's getting off well if a star
witness
has been discredited and one of
them an
important one else
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excuse me Aaron
but the rotting mob of angry
dog owners
and their dogs they're just
it's part of
the building that means it's
time to go
if you have another clip we can
do it
yeah I wouldn't run the clip
well we got
the wife still got the wine
replication
story we'll push that off I
want to play
this is a very short clip of a
coke
brother frontman comes out in
one of
these shows and he discusses
the what
you should do what you
shouldn't do in
the in the upcoming campaign if
you're
Republican or Democrat and and
he drops
this little bomb in there about
Steve
ban and what Banias approach
would be
because I've noticed there's a
change in
the philosophy about the
impeach Trump
movement they kind of backed
off a
little bit on it because I
think Bannon
is right but play this Koch
brothers
this guy backed by the Koch
brothers
likes me now Tim welcome good
to see you
again let me start by asking
you about
something that former White
House
adviser Steve Annan said that
Republicans should make their
midterm
strategy about preventing
impeachment do
you agree with that no I think
that
they're better off focusing on
the
issues you know this economy
how well
it's doing they've done some
good things
there and then what they're
going to try
to do for the American people
moving
forward I don't think it makes
much
sense to to go into
scaremongering on
personal things like that I
think just
the opposite I think ban is
right
the Democrats are backing off
on this as
much as as fast as they can
I've noticed
this sure because because the
idea is
yeah they should and they are
the idea
is is that you want to bring the
impeachment thing up so it's in
the back
of people's minds and you want
to give
them the vote Democrat that was
the
whole idea and then when the
Democrats
take over the house we that
we've to
outline this a million times
you want to
put it in an essay now when the
Democrats take over the house
they're
gonna start talking about
impeachment
again and they're gonna get
nowhere cuz
they don't want to get anywhere
because
they can use it as leverage to
run
against them in 2020 well we
can't
impeach him but we can vote him
out and
so it's just a political
strategy so
Bannon is right is it is to
take and
leverage the Democrats strategy
about
impeaching the president
against him to
get the vote out to save the
president
and this guy's an idiot how
come we're
still doing this room how come
we're
still doing podcasts and we're
not
consultants for every campaign
seriously
we're wasting our time we are
the public
approves we'll keep doing it
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I'll have some Road stories to
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about gonna be in Chicago for a
couple
days back at home base for the
sunday
show but for today I'm coming
to you
from downtown Austin Texas
couple of the
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the
morning everybody
I'm Adam curry and from
northern Silicon
Valley where I'm going to ask
Adam if
he's going to leave the iPhone
at home
during this next trip yes yes I
am I am
and I'm very apprehensive but
I'm gonna
do it
report on Sunday yes we'll see
until
then on Sunday yes we'll see
until
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been up to this little castle
he calls
me up for lunch I said Donald
you can't
use dream on
that's for causes not campaigns
and you
did anyway he did anyone can I
had to
sue the Kadena's who sent him a
letter
of cease and desist so I've
been through
that shit
Donald's got my song
Donald's got my song my world
has come
undone it makes me feel so
wrong what
kind of musician
it makes me cover
they say they
donal walk away change
modalities the
present walk away change
modalities the
he's got my song I'm left with
an
exploding bread
when you look at President
Obama we had
a mass campaign much bigger
thing
campaign did they come out of
the
campaign they didn't come out
of a
campaign they came from we did
about it
I don't know if you know but
come out of
campaign they come out of
because that
could be
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